This isn’t the first time you’ve seen Andrea Riseborough naked, but I guarantee it’s the best. If that happens to not be true, you’re clearly an expert paparazzo that’s taken photos of her spreading her pussy lips wide open with her insides visible to the throat, in which case, please share with me. I can pay you in kind. By which I mean I’ll send you positive energy over the internets. No refunds. Until then, I maintain this remains the greatest Andrea Riseborough nude scene of all time.
Andrea Riseborough plays Evangeline “Eve” Radosevich in Bloodline, a Netflix series that isn’t especially notorious for getting its female cast nude, and this is a series that features Chloë Sevigny, an actress whose boobs probably have more screentime than her face. And in spite of this typical Netflix deficit, out of fucking nowhere, there’s this minutes-long scene of an utterly, completely naked Andrea Riseborough. And gentlemen, I must tell you, she rocks the full bush. Trimmed for neatness, sure, but no landing strip nonsense or anything like that.
So the reigning queen of all Andrea Riseborough nude scenes begins with her reclined in a bed completely naked. And I do mean completely naked. No wretched merkins make an appearance here. She rolls around in the bed a bit, giving us good looks at her tits and her pubic hair. She eventually stands up and does a very feline stretch. Or so it seems. Maybe I just see it that way because of the catgirl post I covered yesterday. She very kindly does a 360 degree slow rotation with her arms over her head, so we get to have a very good view of every square inch of her naked body.
The latter half of the scene has a lot of great shots of Andrea Riseborough topless. We see her boobs from the front, from the back, and of course, the patrician’s angle, the sideboob. Anyone who’s seen the actress in other movies she’s been in knows that she has a bit of a penchant for adopting all sorts of different styles. The one she goes for in this series is the trailer trash meth addict look, which is sort of like the old heroin chic from the 90s, but with even less glamor. A lot of people may not be into that – and I’ll be honest, I prefer her when she’s looking like she doesn’t smell like pee – but there is something slightly alluring about the aura she goes for here. Or maybe that’s just my brain on boobies talking.
So if you want to see Andrea Riseborough’s ass, breasts, bush, and everything both beyond and in between, you’ve got it right here in Bloodline. The closest alternative we have that you can consider Fapsmith-approved is W.E., a movie about how the King of the British Empire was a simp who gave up his titles as the most powerful monarch in the world for a side of pussy. Well, if nothing else came out of that, it inspired a movie that involved Andrea Riseborough naked in her first ever full frontal nude scene, which has only now been followed and bettered by this one. Remember to think of King Edward VIII while you fap to this. It’s for the best.
