BBC Nude

Catherine Zeta-Jones Naked – The Play on One: Out of the Blue – HD-ish Upscale from SD

If you’ve ever searched for a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones, you know very well that results aren’t easy to come by. It’s not that she’s never done a nude scene, but more that none of the nude scenes that she’s done have gotten blu ray releases or even HD releases with streaming services. A nude Catherine Zeta-Jones has long been a sort of Moby Dick for me, so I suppose it’s suitable that me first coverage of it should be from a standard definition TV stream that I’ve attempted, with limited success, to “fix” for decent fappability. I’ll let you be the judge of exactly how well I’ve done at the task.

What we’re looking at today is a BBC production – of course it had to be a BBC production – called The Play on One, and specifically, the episode Out of the Blue. It features Colin Firth, who mysteriously does not get his dick out, but more importantly, this is only the second ever production that our Welsh daffodil has ever starred in. The first, of course, is the infamous 1001 Nights, the mysteriously-rated French PG movie that has about a thousand (and one) scenes featuring a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones. This may not be the longest Catherina Zeta-Jones nude scene around, but it is one of only a handful of times we’ve seen her nude, and, if I may be so bold as to say, this is a(n admittedly amateur effort of producing a) color correction that hopefully enhances its overall fappability. Again, enjoy a nice helping of Catherine Zeta-Jones nude.

Camila Cabello Naked – The One Show – HD Stream

She’s neither an actress nor any sort of e-girl, so most people probably didn’t hold up hope of ever seeing Camila Cabello naked. Well, as is often the case, the BBC is responsible for this nude debut. Yes, it’s true. Even when the BBC aren’t trying to do nude scenes, they still manage to manifest nude debuts for actresses and other celebrities. In fact, this has become such a ridiculously prolific meme in my travels, that I’m officially creating a BBC tag to put all of these wonderful additions to fappers’ catalogs in one place.

The Camila Cabello nipslip that will likely haunt her for the rest of her career – which, incidentally, has almost certainly spiked because of this – happened on The One Show, a BBC One evening program hosted by Alex Jones. Make of that what you will. The Cuban-American singer stands up at one point to demonstrate some dance moves from her home as broadcast via live stream. When trying to get her hair out of the way (or something), she hitches onto her top with a finger and pulls her entire shirt to the side, flashing her right boob. If you’re going to ask about proportions, the answer is yes, her entire right nipple and areola are visible.

This appearance of Camila Cabello nude is certainly a blessing, but what is perhaps most fortuitous is the quality of her stream into the show. It is absolutely pixel perfect. Not a single stutter in the framerate while her tit is visible. I don’t know how many angels were watching over fappers worldwide to make everything come together this perfectly. Frankly, I wonder to what extent the whole situation was intentional. I mean, she was wearing a very dangerous shirt, no bra, and she even commented after the fact that she declined nipple covers for the interview. But why overthink it? Whatever serendipity did or didn’t happen, the outcome is that we finally got to see Camila Cabello nude.

Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb

Anna Maxwell Martin Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

Anna Maxwell Martin naked with her full bush and pussy lips on display is definitely the shining moment of The Night Watch for me. Even if you’ve had a crush on Claire Foy forever and have been rightfully disappointed in what has, as I write, been her only nude scene, you’d be well within your right to be overjoyed that Claire gets properly naked with her boobs on full display here, but this holds no candle to the full frontal nudity we get from Anna. Even the other Anna, Anna Wilson-Jones, who is exceptionally difficult to spot naked but does get a nice nude scene in this film, only gets some nips out and for just a few flashes and they’re questionably blurred out in the close-ups.

Admittedly, The Night Watch isn’t the only film where we can see Anna Maxwell Martin naked. She has an explicit unsimulated sex scene in Line of Duty when DCS Patricia Carmichael pegs Arnott with a studded dildo for not doing a ridiculous enough fake Essex accent. Outside of that, we have two topless scenes. The first is in White Girl, by coincidence another BBC production, where we see Anna Maxwell Martin crying naked in the bathroom. Lighting is poor, and while nips do appear, the scene is about as far from explicit as you can get without her being encased in a space suit.

There’s another bona fide Anna Maxwell Martin nude scene in the Channel 4 adaptation of Poppy Shakespeare, which came out exactly three weeks after White Girl, but I’m told it’s short and not exceptionally fappable. I may get proven wrong when I have my own look at it very soon, but until then, I’ll have to take my shady informants at face value. Finally, she kind of sort of has a pube shot in the episode of Accused that she appears in, but the look is hardly great, to the point where we can’t even be completely sure what we’re looking at. There’s sideboob in that as well, but no nipple visible, therefore not a valid nude scene in my book.

With all the disappointments out of the way, let’s talk about where we actually do get a great view of Anna Maxwell Martin topless. Well, much more than topless, we see all there is to see. The scene starts as a door opens, followed by her emerging from behind it. She is completely naked at this stage. Just to be clear, we’re talking about no clothing, no merkins, no tactical props to block the view, no frustrating camera angles that don’t show us the good bits. She is completely nude and remains so for the rest of the scene. She walks across the room, sits down on a bed, acts pensive for a few seconds – one can only assume to prolong the amount of time she’s completely nude on screen with everything on show – and then gets under the covers.

We then get the beginnings of the only Anna Maxwell Martin lesbian sex scene in existence, but unfortunately, the fappability of this is limited to a nip flashing for a few frames as her sideboob peeks out from under the sheets while she rolls over to her side. Claire Foy is her partner for this scene, but sadly, no nudity from Claire here. In summary, we have visible labia, all natural bush, hard nipples, and with the spot of color correction I’ve done, what amounts to a well-lit view of Anna Maxwell Martin naked.

Claire Foy Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

As always, the BBC surprises us by making a dramatic period piece that by pure coincidence gives us the best ever view of Claire Foy naked. The Night Watch has quite a good offering of nude scenes from multiple actresses. This is the only scene where we see Claire Foy naked, but we do see her technically undressed in her nude scene in the bathtub with Anna Wilson-Jones, who does get naked in that one. We also get a jaw-droppingly amazing full frontal nude scene from Anna Maxwell Martin, and let me tell you, she rocks the full bush in all its glory.

We don’t really get to see Claire Foy nude much outside of this movie. She has only one other proper nude scene, and that’s from the ITV/BBC Two miniseries White Heat. In that one, Claire’s nips are visible, but it’s not particularly explicit or gratuitous. For starters, the lighting’s not great, there’s a naked dude’s body in the way half the time, and she’s covering her tits with her arms the other half of the time. Curiously, The Night Watch precedes that series by a year, making this her first ever nude scene, so I’m not entirely sure why she wound down so severely before never doing a nude scene again.

For those who say we get to see Claire Foy nude in The Girl in the Spider’s Web, my answer to that is a simple no. Well, not in any way that’s going to leave any true fapper properly satisfied anyway. Another common reference is that to Claire’s huge breakout as a lead, all the way back in Pulse. Well, I like shower scenes and sideboob as much as anyone, more even, but if there are no nipples visible, it’s not a nude scene unless there’s something more down below, which, I’m sorry to say, is not the case in Pulse. The big thing as I write is of course whether we’ll see Claire Foy nude in A Very British Scandal. I’m going to save you the trouble and just tell you no.

So for all these reasons, we should all be really grateful that we get to ogle Claire Foy topless in The Night Watch. Yes, the scene is extremely short, but if you’re happy to either watch the money shots on loop, as we have above, or stare at freeze frames of the best parts, as we have below, you can frankly get a lot more mileage out of this one than out of the much longer one in White Heat. The entire content of the scene involves Claire stripping off her nightgown, exposing her breasts, and trying on a pajama top given to her by Anna Maxwell Martin’s character.

By the way, if you have any fantasies of Claire Foy in lesbian relationships, you’ll get not one, but two, in this film. In fact, each of her nude scenes, both this one and the one where we don’t get a money shot from her, are in sexually-charged situations with her lesbian lovers, played by Anna Maxwell Martin and Anna Wilson-Jones, respectively. That’s enough meandering waffle for now. We’ve clearly established that the best way to see Claire Foy nude is in The Night Watch, and all the color corrected caps from that are below. Fap on and prosper!