2020s Nude Scenes in Film and Television

Elizabeth Olsen Naked – Love & Death – HD Stream

We finally got to see Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death. Lord knows it took forever. Anyone who has been following the in-progress status report for the HBO Max miniseries will know that it didn’t really set us off to an inspiring start. In fact, those of you who have been keeping track very closely will have noticed that I didn’t even bother to do an update for the fourth episode. For a look behind the curtain, I didn’t even watch it when it came out. I waited for buzz, which never came.

But the buzz did come this week. Oh yes, it came. Rumors swirling. Rumors that Elizabeth Olsen had done another nude scene. We hadn’t seen Elizabeth Olsen nude since her sex scene in Oldboy an entire decade ago, and before that, we of course had the incredible-yet-tame nude scenes from Martha Marcy May Marlene. Then nothing for 10 painful years.

But we’re back with a brand new and genuine Elizabeth Olsen nude scene in the miniseries about infamous murderess Candy Montgomery, Love & Death. And what’s more, I get to make use of my favorite women-in-prison tag since the scene plays out with our Scarlett Witch getting arrested, forcibly strip searched in jail, and then forced to shower while a guard stands by. Insta-boner. It may not be the most graphic nude scene around, but we get a nice bit of sideboob, and all the ass men amongst you will also be delighted. Enjoy the gallery of Elizabeth Olsen naked in Love & Death below.

Do we see Elizabeth Olsen nude in Love & Death?

Since the show was announced for HBO Max, people have been waiting to see whether we’ll get to enjoy gawking at Elizabeth Olsen nude in Love & Death. So what’s the answer? Well, as I write, the first 3 episodes of the series are out, and have we seen Elizabeth Olsen naked in those? Let’s just say it’s no old school HBO.

But there are still episodes to come, and there may be way more graphic nudity in those. In fact, if you scroll down to the bottom of this post, I may already have covered some such nude scene, since that’s what I’ll be doing every week as a new episode comes out. So don’t be too anxious.

If you really need a quick fix, though, just CLICK HERE to skip straight to the epic Elizabeth Olsen nude scenes in Martha Marcy May Marlene!

Let’s start with episode 1: The Huntress

Our girl shaves her legs in the bathtub and then sorts herself out in a mirror wrapped only in a towel. Is there a nipslip or a hint of areola during the bath scene?

A fully clothed sex scene. How exceptionally lame. That said, Elizabeth Olsen’s orgasm faces are always a treat.

Good Lord, that is one hell of a downblouse. Lizzie seems to love those. We can’t forget the deep downblouse scene she did in Martha Marcy May Marlene. Unfortunately, she’s wearing a bra this time.

Shower scene? Be still, my heart! So, anyone catch any nip slips or at least areola slips?

Episode 2: Encounters straight up starts with a shower scene…

…but is it quite as gratuitous as we would have wanted?

There must have been at least one or two nip slips from Elizabeth Olsen in that one, right? At least a bit of areola, right? Right? Right!?

Another clothed sex scene followed by some more co-ed shower teasing.

A short sex scene with Elizabeth Olsen riding cowgirl and having a rather vocal orgasm. Yes, she’s clothed, because that’s apparently how it’s done in Texas. Boooo.

Her boobs look great in this scene. Would I have preferred to be able to see a bit more of them? Sure, but this is what we’re dealing with now with nu-HBO.

In this scene, I like to imagine Elizabeth Olsen is taking it up the dumper, and I’m not even into anal. Gotta spice these tame lewds up somehow, though.

That right there would have been one of the greatest nude scenes of the 2020s if Elizabeth Olsen was actually naked for it. Cruel world that we live in.

Episode 3: Stepping Stone had no nudity whatsoever. OK, that’s nothing new, but it didn’t even have any lewd scenes.

So what does everyone think? Are we gonna get a better shot of Elizabeth Olsen naked before the series ends?

I’ll be updating the situation right here, adding new info to the end of this post, so check back for updates.

UPDATE – May 11

REAL NUDE SCENE ALERT!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I REPEAT – THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

More to come momentarily.

Cate Blanchett Naked – Tár – 4K Blu ray

A lot of people were happy to see Cate Blanchett naked in the recent psychological drama Tár, which was only yesterday snubbed for an Oscar not once, but six times. More than that, a lot of people were excited that the Australian actress had done a full frontal nude scene for the first time. I mean, the peek of pubic hair in Bordertown doesn’t count, right? Cate’s character in that has albinism, and the bush she sports does as well, so unless they literally bleached her bush for one fleeting shot in the miniseries, I reckon it’s safe to say that that was a merkin. Definitely no merkins in Tár, though. In fact, her pussy looks fully shaved. Very noice.

But there were nay-sayers – negative nancies who reckoned that with how dark the shot was, our Galadriel of old was actually not naked. So I investigated using the magic of color correction, and I can tell you that they were wrong! Well, partially wrong, but also partially right, sadly. We do genuinely get to see Cate Blanchett topless, although as you can see from the video and images here, there is very little detail of her nips in the footage. There’s pretty much only enough detail to confirm that her tits are there and visible in all their glory, nipples and all. As for her crotch and ass, she appears to be wearing some sort of skin-colored modesty panties. I don’t normally like bearing bad news, but the status of this nude scene has been controversial since the movie came out, so I’ll take the bitter victory of settling it. Maybe this is why the Academy Awards were so unkind.

So there’s Cate Blanchett nude in Tár. The gallery is below, as always, but before we get into that, I’d like to make a quick technical note. You may have noticed that the title of this post and the resolution tag label it as 4K / Ultra HD / 2160p, and yet the gallery images have a horizontal resolution of 1920 pixels and a vertical one that matches the aspect ratio for 1080p. This is not an error. I captured this from the 4K blu ray. When I was setting up the composition for the video, which I would have had to render in 1080p anyway for Redgifs and Twitter, I noticed that I didn’t need to scale anything down to make it fit, and so I just used the same crop for the images. In other words, the below gallery is genuinely in 4K but with 75% of each image (which contains nothing important) missing. I hope that was a clear explanation in spite of the brevity. If it wasn’t, just forget about it and fap to Cate Blanchett nude in Tár.

Tamzin Merchant Naked – Carnival Row: Original Sins – 4K Stream

It took five whole episodes and the start of the sixth, but we finally got to enjoy Tamzin Merchant naked in Carnival Row again. For those who haven’t been following, I’ve been tracking the nude scenes in the second and final season of Carnival Row since the first two episodes aired two weeks ago. Or I’ve been trying to anyway. This isn’t just Tamzin Merchant’s first nude scene of the season, but it’s the first (and so far only) nude scene of the season as a whole. We’ve got four episodes left until the story ends, so let’s hope we are still to get treated to some more nudity from Cara Delevingne and Karla Crome, the latter of whom has been promoted to a main character this season.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the nude scene in this episode. It begins with Imogen Spurnrose wearing some very exposing lingerie-type outfit while in bed with her eloping partner. While watching it for the first time, I was wondering whether her nipples were technically visible through her top since it did have a very meshy sort of design. I’d initially planned to dig through it after the fact as a sort of cope for the closest to nudity that we were going to get this season, so imagine my surprise when in the very next scene, the top comes off and her boobs are out for her sex scene.

If this is the last Tamzin Merchant nude scene in Carnival Row, I’d obviously rather it wasn’t, but I’m nonetheless pleased with it. I don’t know if she’s put on a teeny bit of weight (in the best way possible) since last season or what, but I swear her tits looks significantly bigger in this episode than they did in either of her nude scenes from the first season. Is it just me or are you guys seeing it too? Have a look at the gallery of Tamzin Merchant nude in the Carnival Row episode Original Sins and let me know.

Brigitte Kingsley Naked – Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! – HD Stream

I’m really happy to be covering Brigitte Kingsley naked today because I thought I would never get the chance. You see, the film we’re covering here, the rather loquaciously named Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!, is not her nude debut. It’s her second and only other nude scene, which itself doesn’t seem like much of a milestone except for the fact that I can’t get my hands on the first. We first got to enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude back in 2015 in another movie written and directed by her husband.

That film was Night Cries, which I’ve had a lot of trouble sourcing. It’s not on any of the streaming services ’round my parts – neither subscription nor up for sale individually. It’s also not for sale on blu ray anywhere I have access to. More than that, as far as I can tell, it was never released on blu ray. I normally feel quite inadequate when I can’t get a hold of a film I’m after, so when I heard that there was a new(ish) movie out in which we could see Brigitte Kingsley naked – and the first time for me – I was overjoyed. And so we arrive at Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! (The exclamation mark is part of the title; I’m not quite at that level of excitement and will likely only ever be when Natalie Dormer does a full frontal nude scene)

It’s funny, though, because for much of the movie, I thought my intel of a Brigitte Kingsley nude scene in Rocktapussy was duff. The first time we see the Canadian actress in Rocktapussy, she’s up on stage, dancing around a pole in a bikini. It is quickly confirmed that this is a strip club, and even though the narrative takes a different route, the opening is one that is clearly lewd but not nude. This theme recurs a few more times in the film, so I’m sure you can understand why someone would think that it would carry through to the end. But it doesn’t.

It takes until we’re more than an hour deep into the film, but we do eventually see Brigitte Kingsley topless. It happens in a few shorter flashes of some sort of ritual sacrifice scene in which she is chained to an altar. In a small portion of these shots, she’s not wearing a top, and her giant tits with their ornate nipple piercings are on show. In the same part of the film, we also see the Ontario native emerge from some pod completely naked and covered in blood (or ketchup). There technically are a pair of full frontal shots during this, but the high concentration of burger condiments over her crotch make it unclear as to whether she’s wearing any sort of modesty patch or not. Either way, though, we’ve got boobies, and if you’ve been struggling to get a hold of Night Cries like I have, you can now enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude in Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!