We finally got a proper scene of Jodie Comer naked. Praise the heavens. The End We Start From released today, and the scene that we got cam footage of back whenever that was has delivered, and gloriously – this time in stunning 4K UltraHD. Definitely beats a camrip. The funny thing is that the movie does meander through a few nude scenes that I would describe as “not entirely arousing”. I don’t mind a non-sexual nude scene. In fact, I prefer them. The pregnancy ones, though, don’t exactly get my motor going. Now, that said, if any of you fellers have a pregnant fetish, you’re going to absolutely love this.
The first couple of times we see Jodie Comer nude in this BBC Film production, she’s wearing a giant prosthetic pregnant belly, but she is topless. Her nips look quite majestic in these shots, but a part of my does wonder whether she’s also wearing prosthetic nipples to complete the pregnant look. Or maybe she just rubbed ice on them like that scene in Showgirls to get them as hard as possible. Saying that, Jodie Comer should totally play Nomi Malone if they ever do a remake of that movie, preferably directed by Paul Verhoeven himself. Say what you want about the man, but Benedetta proved to us that he’s still got it.
Refocusing again, the Jodie Comer nude scene that we were all waiting for comes in during the final third of the movie, wherein the unnamed character – simply known as Woman and Mother (unrelated to the Jennifer Lawrence character) – has a psychotic break or something while bobbing around in the sea. The view of her tits in this is fantastic. Seriously, they said in My Mad Fat Diary that Jodie Comer’s Chloe has perfect boobs, and that was as little a lie then as it is now. Yeah, this scene is short and Jodie’s breasts are obscured by the water more often than they’re not, but with the power of freeze-frame, we can make the most of it. Enjoy the gallery below.
The new season of True Detective is out, and the first episode gave us the first ever Kali Reis nude scene… kinda. She is wearing a bra but no panties. When first watching the episode, I was hoping that, from under the shadows, we were going to get a peek of bush or even something more intimate. Unfortunately, after bringing out the detail, no such luck was had. This could mean that our Detective Evangeline Navarro is fully shaved down below, or it could mean that she’s wearing some sort of cover that’s been digitally removed. I’m gonna go ahead and tell myself it’s the former.
Yeah, it’s pretty tame as far as sex scenes go, but considering the show is famous for what many have called the greatest nude scene of all time, we may yet get a chance to see Kali Reis naked before the Night Country season ends. And if not Kali, this season stars nude scene queen Jodie Foster as police chief Liz Danvers, and it’s never too late to get the girls out. What’s more, the season is being directed and written by Issa López, and female writers and directors have been responsible for some of the more gratuitous nude scenes of the past, so there’s certainly no deficit of hope. Check back in a week for news from the next episode.
I too thought the day would never come in which we’d get a proper look at Saoirse Ronan naked… and it still hasn’t. Yes, her nude scenes in Foe are significantly more graphic than her nude scenes with Kate Winslet in Ammonite, but even with the recent VOD release – and in 4K, at that – the Irish actress’ boobs remain either in shadow or painfully far away. Who doesn’t like a good pixel hunt, though, right?
And if you’re here to see Saoirse Ronan’s ass, I’m just gonna straight up direct you to Ammonite for that. Although she does moon the camera in one scene, only the top of her butt crack isn’t enshrouded by the pitch black of darkness. You’d be willing to put up with that? Sure, but then there’s the fact that the flash of ass lasts only a handful of frames – a literal fraction of a second – and is out of focus. Tremendous. I’m not bitter. OK, I am a little bit. I just really thought this was going to be the nude scene we’ve all been waiting for from Saoirse, but it seems like what we got sits somewhere on the border between true nudity and tease.
And speaking of tease, the amount of false starts I had watching Foe and getting ready to spunk over an amazing Saoirse Ronan nude scene that I thought had begun, only to get literally zero visible nudity, is off the charts. There are a bunch of shower scenes. Tons of them. All of them are well lit. All of them are close-up. But alas, a bit too close. In not a single shower scene do either of Saoirse’s nipples peek above the bottom of the screen. Savagery. Pure savagery.
But all that said, we do technically see Saoirse Ronan topless in Foe, and multiple times. Her face is even in the same shot in a lot of these, which is more than we can say for the only other time she’s gotten naked on screen. Of course I expected more, and it goes without saying that I wanted more, but my thirst for celeb nudity is rarely quenched, and against the backdrop of the wretched drought of nude scenes in film and television that has been affecting Hollywood over the 2010s and 2020s, this isn’t too bad a haul. Factor in that we’re talking about an actress who rarely gets naked in her movies, and suddenly this whole thing’s looking quite rosy after all.
And I know a lot of you guys have been after a Saoirse Ronan sex scene in which you don’t have to imagine that you’ve transitioned for the sake of a self-insert, so now you can imagine that you’re Paul Mescal instead. Or the modesty patch she wears on her pussy during one of the sex scenes. Whatever. Do what you gotta do. Here’s the 4K, UltraHD gallery of caps featuring all of the shots of Saoirse Ronan naked in Foe to help you along.
Blessed are the believers, for we get to see the gorgeous Heather Graham naked yet again. At a regal 53 years old, the Wisconsin beauty has a brand new nude scene out, this time in Shudder’s adaptation of Lovecraft’s The Thing on the Doorstep, Suitable Flesh. She’s still got it. Oh yes, she’s still got it. Sure, we’ve seen a million Heather Graham nude scenes, including her iconic nudity in Boogie Nights and Killing Me Softly, but every fapper knows that there’s no such thing as enough nudity in film and television, and given the wretched drought we’ve faced the past few years, I am absolutely over the moon at all of the A-listers getting naked on screen again this year.
The first nudity in the film is a Heather Graham sex scene in which she’s supposed to be bottomless. I say “supposed to” because not only is she still wearing a top during sex (boooo!), but if you look carefully enough, you’ll notice that she seems to be wearing modesty panties as well. I’ll be honest – at this point, I thought this movie was going to be a dud for nudity. The next nude scene comes in at a bit after 50 minutes in. In it, the character of Elizabeth Derby (kind of) is examining her breasts, as one does in this situation. “She” opens her gown and flashes each tit, one after the other. No face in the shot, though. Fortunately this gets corrected about 6 minutes later, when we get the look at Heather Graham naked that we were all waiting for – face and right boob in the same shot… multiple times!
Yes, the nudity is scant in the grand scheme of things, but it is there, and if you can’t be bothered to scrub through yourself, then I’ll save you the trouble. Enjoy the gallery of Heather Graham nude in Suitable Flesh below.
We finally get to see Scarlett Johansson naked again – and full frontal, no less – and this time it’s in nudity-shy Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City. Some of you may be disappointed in the limited detail in this nude scene even after the color correction and enhancement, so I’ll just get out of the way right here and now that Scarlett Johansson’s epic nude scenes in Under The Skin are all up here, and they even get periodic re-enhancements by yours truly, so if you feel like more detail can be squeezed out of them, feel free to keep checking back for updates.
There’s been a lot of discussion over whether this nude scene is a body double rather than Scarlett Johansson herself owing to the fact that her face is out of shot. Unless some internal production footage is leaked, I doubt we’ll ever have a definite answer, but for what it’s worth, the actress herself has confirmed that it’s really her body we’re seeing time and time and time again. Yahoo Entertainment wrote a pretty extensive piece about it just a few weeks ago that once again drives the point home. At this stage, I sort of just want to believe, so I’m just gonna go with it.
There are actually two parts to the Scarlett Johansson nude scene in Asteroid City. The first is the out-of-focus full frontal shot in the mirror that everyone’s been talking about since the first time the movie aired. It’s great because we see natural bush. It sucks because it’s so blurry that there’s a hard limit to how much detail can be extracted from it without relying on something like an AI upscale to interpret it and create the detail itself, the results of which are basically the same as fapping to hentai. The other nude shot that everyone forgets is the hint of nipple – or rather, areola – that Black Widow possibly flashes while leaning forward in a bathrobe. Once again, you’re left to believe what you want, but hopefully this enhanced gallery of all the Scarlett Johansson naked shots in Asteroid City can help you make a decision.