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More Nude Scenes – Introducing Quickshots

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I started trialling out nude scene quickshots half a week ago, and even though it’s early days, I’m quite happy with the process, results, and reception.

What are quickshots? Simply put, they’re videos of nude scenes that have been minimally edited.

Why do quickshots? Faptuary – both now and back then – has always had a philosophy of quality over quantity. This necessarily means sacrificing quantity, and as time and resources get tighter, that sacrifice becomes greater. Quickshots allow us to have our cake and eat it – to have both quality and quantity.

Why aren’t the quickshots on the home page? I’m not looking for a “rebrand” or a change in direction. Faptuary will continue to be primarily about original, never-before-seen content to give you the best version you can get of any given nude scene. Although the quickshots are home-brewed in their editing and therefore technically original, these edits will be too subtle for most people to notice and so their presence will be secondary.

What’s the catch? There is none. There has never been a catch. The videos are there, they’re not behind a paywall, there are no forced ads to watch through, there are no logins or registrations, there is nothing but videos of nude actresses in film and television.

So relax, like these fine ladies…

Brigitte Kingsley Naked – Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! – HD Stream

I’m really happy to be covering Brigitte Kingsley naked today because I thought I would never get the chance. You see, the film we’re covering here, the rather loquaciously named Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!, is not her nude debut. It’s her second and only other nude scene, which itself doesn’t seem like much of a milestone except for the fact that I can’t get my hands on the first. We first got to enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude back in 2015 in another movie written and directed by her husband.

That film was Night Cries, which I’ve had a lot of trouble sourcing. It’s not on any of the streaming services ’round my parts – neither subscription nor up for sale individually. It’s also not for sale on blu ray anywhere I have access to. More than that, as far as I can tell, it was never released on blu ray. I normally feel quite inadequate when I can’t get a hold of a film I’m after, so when I heard that there was a new(ish) movie out in which we could see Brigitte Kingsley naked – and the first time for me – I was overjoyed. And so we arrive at Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! (The exclamation mark is part of the title; I’m not quite at that level of excitement and will likely only ever be when Natalie Dormer does a full frontal nude scene)

It’s funny, though, because for much of the movie, I thought my intel of a Brigitte Kingsley nude scene in Rocktapussy was duff. The first time we see the Canadian actress in Rocktapussy, she’s up on stage, dancing around a pole in a bikini. It is quickly confirmed that this is a strip club, and even though the narrative takes a different route, the opening is one that is clearly lewd but not nude. This theme recurs a few more times in the film, so I’m sure you can understand why someone would think that it would carry through to the end. But it doesn’t.

It takes until we’re more than an hour deep into the film, but we do eventually see Brigitte Kingsley topless. It happens in a few shorter flashes of some sort of ritual sacrifice scene in which she is chained to an altar. In a small portion of these shots, she’s not wearing a top, and her giant tits with their ornate nipple piercings are on show. In the same part of the film, we also see the Ontario native emerge from some pod completely naked and covered in blood (or ketchup). There technically are a pair of full frontal shots during this, but the high concentration of burger condiments over her crotch make it unclear as to whether she’s wearing any sort of modesty patch or not. Either way, though, we’ve got boobies, and if you’ve been struggling to get a hold of Night Cries like I have, you can now enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude in Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!

Alison Brie Naked – Somebody I Used to Know – 4K Stream

I didn’t realize that we were going to see Alison Brie naked in Somebody I Used to Know until the movie released today, and even then, I didn’t realize it was coming out until I started hearing all the buzz. Ironic for an actress who talks so much and in so many interviews about how she loves nudity, but we don’t really see bona fide (bonerfide? Have I made that crap joke before?) Alison Brie nude scenes that often. Everyone remembers the Hollywood-born Hollywood star’s nude debut in GLOW, which just about broke the internet. And naturally, she had more than one nude scene in that series’ run, so we had plenty to enjoy while it was coming.

Then we saw Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl. That was amazing because we got actual full frontal for the first time from her. This is also the part where I remind everyone that for reasons beyond my understanding, none of the coverage of that nude scene anywhere on the internet was of the 4K Ultra HD version, which was available on Netflix same as the others. That is, until I covered it right here. Don’t know why no one did the same in the two-and-a-half years between, but if you saw Alison Brie naked in her full frontal nude scene from Horse Girl in glorious 4K, and you didn’t see it in the movie itself, remember you saw it here first.

But all that said, the Alison Brie nude scenes in Somebody I Used to Know are the best she’s ever done in my opinion. Yeah, the full frontal that was actually filmed from the front when she walks into the crowded store in Horse Girl is deliciously graphic, but it’s also filmed at quite a distance, which necessarily means that a lot of detail is lost. I’m considering redoing the color correction on that one some day to see if I can pull out a bit more detail, but there are natural limitations to these things when an image is made up of lower quantities of pixels.

But when we got Alison Brie topless in Somebody I Used to Know, there were definitely no problems with regard to there being too few pixels. OK, sure, in her very first nude scene in the movie, she is quite far in the distance while streaking across a golf course. In fact, there’s a point where she does a handstand with her legs spread wide, hairy pussy (or merkin) in full view and facing the camera, and she’s so far away that it’s not even clear whether it’s really Alison or a body double. She more than makes up for it, though, in later nude scenes. I’m talking especially about the one right at the end of the movie, where she’s shooting a documentary inside a naturist camp/nudist colony.

We see Alison Brie’s tits in all their glory as she’s interviewing a completely naked woman while she herself is completely naked. She’s seated at first, but her up body takes up much of the screen, giving us a terrific view of her breasts in 4K. She then stands up briefly, flashing some sideboob and bush. Alison Brie has spoken about her nudism before, including once again with reference to this movie and this scene, so I suppose this isn’t out of character for her at all. What I’d really like to know is why the internet isn’t awash with photos from Alison Brie’s nudist days, but I suppose cameras aren’t really favored in settings like that. You know where cameras are favored, though? A film set. And thanks to that, we can enjoy this wonderful gallery of Alison Brie nude in Somebody I Used to Know.

Tamzin Merchant Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The two scenes featuring Tamzin Merchant naked bring us to the end of our journey of covering all of the nudity in the first season of Carnival Row and getting us ready for the second and final season. This second season will begin to air on February 17, 2023, so only a week and a half from time of me writing this. The release schedule is going to be a bit different. As I’ve said in each of the other posts for the series, Season 1 released all in one go, which meant that the show staggering Cara Delevingne’s two nude scenes to the third and fourth episodes did nothing to dampen any spotlight monopolization that may – and definitely did – occur.

Mind you, the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes – which appear in the penultimate and final episodes of the first season – fared a bit better. They don’t get nearly as much mention as Cara’s, but they certainly get a lot more press than Orlandlo Bloom ploughing his landlady played by Maeve Dermody or the fantastical fae brothel scene featuring Karla Crome. All that said, Season 2 is unlikely to suffer from the same problem because it has now been confirmed that the new episodes of Carnival Row will release two at a time over a five week period between February 17 and March 17. Well, 29 days, technically, but you know what I mean.

The question on everyone’s lips is obviously whether we will see Tamzin Merchant nude again in the new season, and since this will be the end of the show, for the last time as Imogen Spurnrose. I will obviously be monitoring the situation and reporting on it as it goes in the same way that I did for House of the Dragon and (less fruitfully) for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. Tamzin is certainly no stranger to nudity, but at the same time, she doesn’t exactly have that Eva Green or post-Twilight Kristen Stewart energy of being naked in absolutely everything she’s in.

We first saw Tamzin Merchant topless in The Tudors, which I suppose wasn’t unusual for that show. My most evergreen celebrity crush Natalie Dormer notably also had her nude debut in that show. The only other time we’ve gotten to enjoy Tamzin Merchant naked was in the French film The Dancer / La Danseuse. We could have seen her naked a whole lot more over the past decade and a bit since Tamzin Merchant was the original actress to play Daenerys Targaryen. Seriously, they filmed a whole pilot and everything, including the infamous wedding scenes with Khal Drogo. The original pilot was almost completely scrapped for being crap, and part of the rework involved significant recasting, one expression of which was replacing Tamzin with Emilia Clarke. I can’t tell you how often I hope to wake up and find out that the original Game of Thrones pilot has leaked.

I also feel like we could have gotten a Tamzin Merchant sex scene or 20 in her debut-ish role as Margo Durrell in BBC’s 2005 adaptation of My Family and Other Animals, given the character’s proclivities. In spite of its image, the network is no stranger to that kind of thing, as we have seen time and time again, and yet, no luck. Nor was there when ITV adapted the same books as The Durrells with Daisy Waterstone as Margo Durrell. The good news there is that Daisy had a certain very early role that will now scratch that itch for us forever. Bless independent short films.

For all the speculation we’ve been through, I do believe there actually is a good chance that we’ll be blessed with Tamzin Merchant’s tits again in Season 2 of Carnival Row. Why do I say this? Well, information has been scant until now, but our English rose did say in an interview with Entertainment Weekly that Imogen Spurnrose stops wearing a corset partway through the second season. Make of that what you will, but in the meantime, enjoy all of the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes from Carnival Row Season 1 below.

Mimi Rogers Naked – The Door in the Floor – Blu ray

I was initially going to start this post by saying that Mimi Rogers naked in The Door in the Floor is one of the most iconic nude scenes of the 90s. Something was tickling the back of my head over that, so I checked to confirm, and this film actually came out in 2004. I then thought I was confusing it with another of the most iconic nude scenes the 90s – the many glorious shots of Mimi Rogers nude in Walkabout, Castaway, and Puffball director Nicolas Roeg’s Full Body Massage. I was, and I was expecting that film to have come out toward the new millennium, but it actually had a 1995 release.

The reason this all stuck out to me is because I remember everyone talking about how Mimi Rogers naked in Full Body Massage was such an amazing treat considering how great her body looked “at her age,” with no further qualifiers other than the occasional – read: very frequent – MILF comments. So I looked that up to, and I wasn’t misremembering. The Floridian beauty was just months away from turning 40 when Full Body Massage premiered at the Chicago International Film Festival in 1995. With a whopping 9 years between that movie and this one, she was almost 50 when The Door in the Floor was filmed and released.

I’m not trying to say that I watched this exact Mimi Rogers nude scene and assumed she was 18 years old or anything like that, but damn, her body looks so good. She’s built like some sort of Greco-Roman statue. And while I’m sure there are going to be some “pointy elbows”/”knees too sharp” critics out there making comments about the effect that half a century of gravity has on a woman’s breasts, I challenge anyone to look at Mimi Rogers’ tits and tell me they don’t look glorious. That shape. That nipple placement. I can only imagine their consistency is just as spectacular.

I’m not going to list all of the times that we’ve seen Mimi Rogers topless on the big screen, but suffice it to say, this movie is neither her first nor her second time. It is, incidentally, her last. No, she hasn’t retired from acting, but the only other nude scene – and I’m using that term very loosely here – she has done since then was in 2018’s Affairs of State. In that film, she flashed her ass cheeks for a bit during a sex scene, but she is still wearing panties during, so it’s a bit of a stretch to allow it to qualify. That said, getting her ass out for the camera well into her 60s is pretty legendary. Solid Good Luck to You, Leo Grande vibes.

Seeing Mimi Rogers’ hot ass in her 60s is great, but for the full Leo Grande experience minus a decade, the best offerings are right here. With all of the other nude scenes from the Miami native that have full nudity only implying it, this one here is technically the only movie in which we get proper full frontal nudity from the actress. And for the benefit of blind visitors using screen readers, she’s rocking an absolutely stunning trimmed bush. For the rest, enjoy the color corrected gallery of Mimi Rogers nude in The Door in the Floor.