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Hailee Steinfeld Naked – Wrong Direction – HD Stream

I always thought that if we ever got to see Hailee Steinfeld naked, it would be somehow linked to her acting career. Or maybe a leak, but we don’t talk about those lest the lawyers start licking their lips. I mean, I never expected that the Marvel Cinematic Universe would grow balls and give us a Kate Bishop nude scene, but Hailee’s got enough roles that she could easily end up in the right production for it. That said, Kathryn Hahn’s ass shot in Agatha All Along has made me pause for thought as to whether we might get some naked archery down the line after all.

Back in the present, though, where we did see Hailee Steinfeld nude – and all the way back in 2020, at that – was in her music video for Wrong Direction. How this flew under everyone’s radar, I don’t know, and it’s to the point where the video is literally still up on YouTube. Seriously, check it out. The nipslip is at 2:41. Ain’t a single comment pointing it out either. Anyway, there’s all two frames of Hailee Steinfeld’s left nipple while sloshing around in a bathtub, dripping wet. In the video itself, it’s not entirely clear whether you’re seeing nip or just the water line, but after a bit of color correction, I think we can all agree that that really is her boob in all its glory. (And by “all”, I mean the top edge of her nipple and areola.)

Thanks to David for the tip-off. Not all heroes wear capes. If you want to be a hero too, you can shoot tips my way on X.

Ella Purnell Naked – Sweetbitter – 4K Stream

We’ve only been blessed with Ella Purnell naked once, and it was back in the Starz production Sweetbitter. Starz is, of course, known for bringing us such wellsprings of nudity as Spartacus, Outlander, and Da Vinci’s Demons. Now, before everyone gets too excited, Sweetbitter is from after this fabled era, and there are significantly fewer nude scenes in it than in any of the other shows I mentioned.

What Sweetbitter does give us, however, is something that we almost certainly won’t get to see in Fallout when it hits Amazon Prime Video in a few days. Yes, Ella Purnell will be playing the lead in the ‘Zon’s adaptation of Fallout, named Lucy MacLean. That’s the character, not the show. Now, just to be clear, it has been whispered through the grapevine that Fallout has been rated for nudity, but we got that kind of talk with The Rings of Power – another Amazon production, by the way – and we know exactly how that turned out.

But whether we will get to enjoy Ella Purnell nude in Fallout isn’t a matter of life and death since we’ve already got nudity from her in Sweetbitter. Yeah, fine, it’s not the same level of gratuitous nudity as we got in Spartacus (God, I miss that show every day), but for the cynics among us who aren’t holding their breaths for tons of tits and ass in Fallout, it is a nice fallback. And really, we got just about every angle of her minus the full frontal. Even the ass men got a taste.

One thing I will seethe about is that most of Ella Purnell’s sex scenes in Sweetbitter involved her wearing a bra. Like, seriously? Who does that? We do get a lot of great reaction shots from her. These include one scene where she’s getting her pussy eaten out while balancing plates and another wherein she’s masturbating in bed so that coomers can self-insert or something. There’s also a really goofy sex scene in which she fakes an orgasm. All of these would obviously be infinitely better if she wasn’t wearing that damned bra, but I guess we take what we’re given.

The scene in Sweetbitter in which we see Ella Purnell topless takes place in some sort of dingy spa or sauna or steamy sex dungeon which her character, Tess, visits with her colleague, Simone, played by the ethereal Caitlin FitzGerald. Tess pulls her towel off so that her breasts can enjoy the hot air. Sadly, Caitlin’s Simone does not follow suit for her own boobs, but we’ve still got Masters of Sex to fap to her in, so it’s all good. I really do hope I’ll get to eat my cynicism in a day or two and that Fallout will be bursting at the seams with nudity from Lucy MacLean, but failing that, I’m comfortable in the knowledge that I’ll always have this gallery of Ella Purnell nude.

Jodie Comer Naked – The End We Start From – 4K Stream

We finally got a proper scene of Jodie Comer naked. Praise the heavens. The End We Start From released today, and the scene that we got cam footage of back whenever that was has delivered, and gloriously – this time in stunning 4K UltraHD. Definitely beats a camrip. The funny thing is that the movie does meander through a few nude scenes that I would describe as “not entirely arousing”. I don’t mind a non-sexual nude scene. In fact, I prefer them. The pregnancy ones, though, don’t exactly get my motor going. Now, that said, if any of you fellers have a pregnant fetish, you’re going to absolutely love this.

The first couple of times we see Jodie Comer nude in this BBC Film production, she’s wearing a giant prosthetic pregnant belly, but she is topless. Her nips look quite majestic in these shots, but a part of my does wonder whether she’s also wearing prosthetic nipples to complete the pregnant look. Or maybe she just rubbed ice on them like that scene in Showgirls to get them as hard as possible. Saying that, Jodie Comer should totally play Nomi Malone if they ever do a remake of that movie, preferably directed by Paul Verhoeven himself. Say what you want about the man, but Benedetta proved to us that he’s still got it.

Refocusing again, the Jodie Comer nude scene that we were all waiting for comes in during the final third of the movie, wherein the unnamed character – simply known as Woman and Mother (unrelated to the Jennifer Lawrence character) – has a psychotic break or something while bobbing around in the sea. The view of her tits in this is fantastic. Seriously, they said in My Mad Fat Diary that Jodie Comer’s Chloe has perfect boobs, and that was as little a lie then as it is now. Yeah, this scene is short and Jodie’s breasts are obscured by the water more often than they’re not, but with the power of freeze-frame, we can make the most of it. Enjoy the gallery below.

Jodie Comer Nude – The End We Start From – Preview

UPDATE: Movie is now out. See all of Jodie Comer naked in The End We Start From HERE! In 4K!

Lesbians and gentlemen, we finally get the Jodie Comer nude scene we’ve all been waiting for, and for this we have to thank the upcoming 2024 film, The End We Start From. This is the part where you all flood the comments with “We’ve seen Jodie Comer nude in a million other features,” but you must know this is different. I mean, that corpse scene from Silent Witness was just not sexy. Unless you’re into… alternative fetishes. Then you’ve got her nude scenes in Thirteen. OK, so we saw flashes of nipple, but good-fucking-Lord, were they hard to pick out. As for her nudity in The White Princess, that’s even tamer. Not that I say not to good sideboob and underboob, but does it really count as having seen her breasts if there’s never any nipple on screen?

There is a video out. Unfortunately, you’ll have to get a hold of me on Twitter/X for that.
As before, I’m not just being obstructive. There is a reason.

As for in The End We Start From, we have at least one look at Jodie Comer naked as she trawls through the water completely topless – her tits entirely on show. No cheeky editing or tactically-placed objects or obtrusive hair. Just full boob. Obviously stay tuned for when more footage is released, and of course, huge respect to the gentleman and scholar who captured this camrip from the cinema. You’re a legend.

Kali Reis Sex Scene – True Detective: Night Country, Part 1 – 4K Stream

The new season of True Detective is out, and the first episode gave us the first ever Kali Reis nude scene… kinda. She is wearing a bra but no panties. When first watching the episode, I was hoping that, from under the shadows, we were going to get a peek of bush or even something more intimate. Unfortunately, after bringing out the detail, no such luck was had. This could mean that our Detective Evangeline Navarro is fully shaved down below, or it could mean that she’s wearing some sort of cover that’s been digitally removed. I’m gonna go ahead and tell myself it’s the former.

Yeah, it’s pretty tame as far as sex scenes go, but considering the show is famous for what many have called the greatest nude scene of all time, we may yet get a chance to see Kali Reis naked before the Night Country season ends. And if not Kali, this season stars nude scene queen Jodie Foster as police chief Liz Danvers, and it’s never too late to get the girls out. What’s more, the season is being directed and written by Issa López, and female writers and directors have been responsible for some of the more gratuitous nude scenes of the past, so there’s certainly no deficit of hope. Check back in a week for news from the next episode.