Kristen Stewart Nude

Kristen Stewart Naked – Lizzie – Blu ray

I am very excited to be bringing you Kristen Stewart naked today, and not just because it’s like a sort of late Christmas or Boxing Day gift. You see, the Kristen Stewart nude scene in the 2012 film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road was one of the first scenes I’d covered back in the innocent times of the .NET days. It was 2012, and the film contained Bella Swan’s nude debut. I’d be courting no controversy if I said that there was a lot of excitement around it even outside of my own personal goings on at the time.

The funniest part is that for all of the excitement around what we thought would never happen happening, On The Road heralded the era of Kristen Stewart nude in absolutely everything. OK, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but she went from being an actress with no-nudity clauses following her everywhere she goes to an actress that delivers nude scene after nude scene with wild abandon and no shame. The main films where we got long and solid naked shots of the Twilight actress include Personal Shopper – which, depending on perspective, is the second film in which she’s appeared naked – and, of course, this film right here.

The Kristen Stewart nude scenes in Lizzie may not be among the most graphic around, but they are pretty gratuitous, which is always lovely. I’m not going to go into too many plot points because that would involve a series of spoilers, although, to be fair, it’s not difficult to figure out what’s going on from the video or even from the images. Suffice it to say, Kristen Stewart’s character, the Irish maid Bridget (who has to go by Maggie because it’s unacceptable for Irish maids in America to not be… or something…), has to get completely naked to carry out a certain act – a trick she learned from the 1892 season of CSI, apparently. TV censorship laws were very different before it existed.

And yet, seeing Kristen Stewart topless for her nude scenes somehow isn’t the highlight of Lizzie. The delightful and perennially naked Chloë Sevigny has nude scenes in the movie as well. And they are much, much longer. And they are more graphic. And they include some full frontal action. I do intent to give them the same treatment with the color correction that Kristen got here, so keep on checking back for that. You can also follow on Twitter and get news of the new posts right in your feed. In fact, keep an eye on the Faptuary Twitter anyway since the social media site’s video hosting limits are more lenient, and that usually means the videos for the nude scenes are longer with more content, like the more narratively coherent cut of the glorious nude scene by Siwan Morris in Skins.

And if none of that is enough for you, we can’t possibly forget the millions upon millions of Kristen Stewart leaked nudes floating all over the internet. I don’t even remember which of the Fappenings included leaked nudes from Kristen – probably because it was all of them – but they are far from difficult to find. It’s honestly to the point that I’m almost 100% convinced that the actress leaks them herself. She’s basically become an exhibitionist at this point, which I can’t help finding incredibly ironic considering her absolute aversion to nude scenes in the earlier years of her career.

So you can hit the search engines and find a Kristen Stewart sex tape or ten among her million nude scenes and leaked naked pics, or you can stay right here and enjoy what is, as I write, the cleanest, crispest edit of her nude scenes in Lizzie. As always, I challenge anyone who disagrees with that sentiment to prove me wrong. For everyone else, I do believe the time has come to pull those dongers out, scroll down, and enjoy the lovingly curated gallery of Kirsten Stewart naked in Lizzie.

Kristen Stewart Nude – On The Road – Blu ray

Kristen Stewart Nude
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Original post: October 22, 2012

Kristen Stewart’s nude scene from On The Road has finally made it to blu-ray. My long-time readers may remember when I first featured this scene back in July, taking the caps from a camcorder recording of the Cannes screening that had gotten itself leaked onto the internet. Well, now we no longer have to try to fap to blurry, pixelated, shaky footage. We’ve gone up in the world.

The film seems to throw back to Brokeback Mountain in many ways – ranging from the time frame, the scenic shots, the strained relationships, et cetera – but it lacks much of the charm of the latter. Brokeback’s characters were tragic and relatable even to straight audiences, whereas the characters in this film inspired nothing but contempt in me. For those who aren’t aware of the theme of the story, it centers around members of the Beat Generation, the mentally handicapped younger siblings of the Great Generation and predecessors of the accursed hippies. Honestly, I only cheered when bad things happened to the characters.

But who cares about all of that? The film is littered with sex scenes and nudity from Kristen Stewart and others… but mostly Kristen Stewart… which is fine. I feel like for a two-and-a-half hour film, they could have been a bit more generous with the titties, but the current selection is palatable enough. This movie is just one more example in a trend of new releases featuring actresses who had never done nude scenes before suddenly jumping into the deep end, and for that I am eternally thankful. Caps and clips are below, and the GIFset’s on Tumblr.