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Ella Purnell Naked – Sweetbitter – 4K Stream

We’ve only been blessed with Ella Purnell naked once, and it was back in the Starz production Sweetbitter. Starz is, of course, known for bringing us such wellsprings of nudity as Spartacus, Outlander, and Da Vinci’s Demons. Now, before everyone gets too excited, Sweetbitter is from after this fabled era, and there are significantly fewer nude scenes in it than in any of the other shows I mentioned.

What Sweetbitter does give us, however, is something that we almost certainly won’t get to see in Fallout when it hits Amazon Prime Video in a few days. Yes, Ella Purnell will be playing the lead in the ‘Zon’s adaptation of Fallout, named Lucy MacLean. That’s the character, not the show. Now, just to be clear, it has been whispered through the grapevine that Fallout has been rated for nudity, but we got that kind of talk with The Rings of Power – another Amazon production, by the way – and we know exactly how that turned out.

But whether we will get to enjoy Ella Purnell nude in Fallout isn’t a matter of life and death since we’ve already got nudity from her in Sweetbitter. Yeah, fine, it’s not the same level of gratuitous nudity as we got in Spartacus (God, I miss that show every day), but for the cynics among us who aren’t holding their breaths for tons of tits and ass in Fallout, it is a nice fallback. And really, we got just about every angle of her minus the full frontal. Even the ass men got a taste.

One thing I will seethe about is that most of Ella Purnell’s sex scenes in Sweetbitter involved her wearing a bra. Like, seriously? Who does that? We do get a lot of great reaction shots from her. These include one scene where she’s getting her pussy eaten out while balancing plates and another wherein she’s masturbating in bed so that coomers can self-insert or something. There’s also a really goofy sex scene in which she fakes an orgasm. All of these would obviously be infinitely better if she wasn’t wearing that damned bra, but I guess we take what we’re given.

The scene in Sweetbitter in which we see Ella Purnell topless takes place in some sort of dingy spa or sauna or steamy sex dungeon which her character, Tess, visits with her colleague, Simone, played by the ethereal Caitlin FitzGerald. Tess pulls her towel off so that her breasts can enjoy the hot air. Sadly, Caitlin’s Simone does not follow suit for her own boobs, but we’ve still got Masters of Sex to fap to her in, so it’s all good. I really do hope I’ll get to eat my cynicism in a day or two and that Fallout will be bursting at the seams with nudity from Lucy MacLean, but failing that, I’m comfortable in the knowledge that I’ll always have this gallery of Ella Purnell nude.

Jodie Comer Naked – The End We Start From – 4K Stream

We finally got a proper scene of Jodie Comer naked. Praise the heavens. The End We Start From released today, and the scene that we got cam footage of back whenever that was has delivered, and gloriously – this time in stunning 4K UltraHD. Definitely beats a camrip. The funny thing is that the movie does meander through a few nude scenes that I would describe as “not entirely arousing”. I don’t mind a non-sexual nude scene. In fact, I prefer them. The pregnancy ones, though, don’t exactly get my motor going. Now, that said, if any of you fellers have a pregnant fetish, you’re going to absolutely love this.

The first couple of times we see Jodie Comer nude in this BBC Film production, she’s wearing a giant prosthetic pregnant belly, but she is topless. Her nips look quite majestic in these shots, but a part of my does wonder whether she’s also wearing prosthetic nipples to complete the pregnant look. Or maybe she just rubbed ice on them like that scene in Showgirls to get them as hard as possible. Saying that, Jodie Comer should totally play Nomi Malone if they ever do a remake of that movie, preferably directed by Paul Verhoeven himself. Say what you want about the man, but Benedetta proved to us that he’s still got it.

Refocusing again, the Jodie Comer nude scene that we were all waiting for comes in during the final third of the movie, wherein the unnamed character – simply known as Woman and Mother (unrelated to the Jennifer Lawrence character) – has a psychotic break or something while bobbing around in the sea. The view of her tits in this is fantastic. Seriously, they said in My Mad Fat Diary that Jodie Comer’s Chloe has perfect boobs, and that was as little a lie then as it is now. Yeah, this scene is short and Jodie’s breasts are obscured by the water more often than they’re not, but with the power of freeze-frame, we can make the most of it. Enjoy the gallery below.

Jodie Comer Nude – The End We Start From – Preview

UPDATE: Movie is now out. See all of Jodie Comer naked in The End We Start From HERE! In 4K!

Lesbians and gentlemen, we finally get the Jodie Comer nude scene we’ve all been waiting for, and for this we have to thank the upcoming 2024 film, The End We Start From. This is the part where you all flood the comments with “We’ve seen Jodie Comer nude in a million other features,” but you must know this is different. I mean, that corpse scene from Silent Witness was just not sexy. Unless you’re into… alternative fetishes. Then you’ve got her nude scenes in Thirteen. OK, so we saw flashes of nipple, but good-fucking-Lord, were they hard to pick out. As for her nudity in The White Princess, that’s even tamer. Not that I say not to good sideboob and underboob, but does it really count as having seen her breasts if there’s never any nipple on screen?

There is a video out. Unfortunately, you’ll have to get a hold of me on Twitter/X for that.
As before, I’m not just being obstructive. There is a reason.

As for in The End We Start From, we have at least one look at Jodie Comer naked as she trawls through the water completely topless – her tits entirely on show. No cheeky editing or tactically-placed objects or obtrusive hair. Just full boob. Obviously stay tuned for when more footage is released, and of course, huge respect to the gentleman and scholar who captured this camrip from the cinema. You’re a legend.

Emma Stone Nude – Poor Things – Trailer

Emma Stone nude in Poor Things is the gift that keeps on giving, and the movie hasn’t even come out yet! The latest is an extended trailer from Brazil which included a very quick shot of Bella Baxter dancing topless on stage. Rumors include that the whole world got the trailer, parts of the world got it, or only Brazil got it. In either event, it’s Brazilian social media that has immortalized it, and for that, I thank them. This notably include Emma Stone Brasil | Fansite on Twitter/X, from whom I got my edit. Speaking of which, the release is low-res, low-detail, and the naked Emma Stone takes up only a small part of the screen, but I’ve done a bit of work, and you can find all 11 frames of this footage below.

And obviously check the Poor Things and Emma Stone tags for both existing and upcoming info, videos, and galleries. And get updates as they go live on X.

Saoirse Ronan Naked – Foe – 4K Stream

I too thought the day would never come in which we’d get a proper look at Saoirse Ronan naked… and it still hasn’t. Yes, her nude scenes in Foe are significantly more graphic than her nude scenes with Kate Winslet in Ammonite, but even with the recent VOD release – and in 4K, at that – the Irish actress’ boobs remain either in shadow or painfully far away. Who doesn’t like a good pixel hunt, though, right?

And if you’re here to see Saoirse Ronan’s ass, I’m just gonna straight up direct you to Ammonite for that. Although she does moon the camera in one scene, only the top of her butt crack isn’t enshrouded by the pitch black of darkness. You’d be willing to put up with that? Sure, but then there’s the fact that the flash of ass lasts only a handful of frames – a literal fraction of a second – and is out of focus. Tremendous. I’m not bitter. OK, I am a little bit. I just really thought this was going to be the nude scene we’ve all been waiting for from Saoirse, but it seems like what we got sits somewhere on the border between true nudity and tease.

And speaking of tease, the amount of false starts I had watching Foe and getting ready to spunk over an amazing Saoirse Ronan nude scene that I thought had begun, only to get literally zero visible nudity, is off the charts. There are a bunch of shower scenes. Tons of them. All of them are well lit. All of them are close-up. But alas, a bit too close. In not a single shower scene do either of Saoirse’s nipples peek above the bottom of the screen. Savagery. Pure savagery.

But all that said, we do technically see Saoirse Ronan topless in Foe, and multiple times. Her face is even in the same shot in a lot of these, which is more than we can say for the only other time she’s gotten naked on screen. Of course I expected more, and it goes without saying that I wanted more, but my thirst for celeb nudity is rarely quenched, and against the backdrop of the wretched drought of nude scenes in film and television that has been affecting Hollywood over the 2010s and 2020s, this isn’t too bad a haul. Factor in that we’re talking about an actress who rarely gets naked in her movies, and suddenly this whole thing’s looking quite rosy after all.

And I know a lot of you guys have been after a Saoirse Ronan sex scene in which you don’t have to imagine that you’ve transitioned for the sake of a self-insert, so now you can imagine that you’re Paul Mescal instead. Or the modesty patch she wears on her pussy during one of the sex scenes. Whatever. Do what you gotta do. Here’s the 4K, UltraHD gallery of caps featuring all of the shots of Saoirse Ronan naked in Foe to help you along.