F-Rated / Female Director Nude

Kali Reis Sex Scene – True Detective: Night Country, Part 1 – 4K Stream

The new season of True Detective is out, and the first episode gave us the first ever Kali Reis nude scene… kinda. She is wearing a bra but no panties. When first watching the episode, I was hoping that, from under the shadows, we were going to get a peek of bush or even something more intimate. Unfortunately, after bringing out the detail, no such luck was had. This could mean that our Detective Evangeline Navarro is fully shaved down below, or it could mean that she’s wearing some sort of cover that’s been digitally removed. I’m gonna go ahead and tell myself it’s the former.

Yeah, it’s pretty tame as far as sex scenes go, but considering the show is famous for what many have called the greatest nude scene of all time, we may yet get a chance to see Kali Reis naked before the Night Country season ends. And if not Kali, this season stars nude scene queen Jodie Foster as police chief Liz Danvers, and it’s never too late to get the girls out. What’s more, the season is being directed and written by Issa López, and female writers and directors have been responsible for some of the more gratuitous nude scenes of the past, so there’s certainly no deficit of hope. Check back in a week for news from the next episode.

Hannah Murray Naked – Charlie Says – Blu ray

The last time we saw Hannah Murray naked was all the way back in 2018, when Charlie Says premiered at the Venice Film Festival. Well, the attendees of that festival did, at least. The rest of us plebs got a more public release the following year. Admittedly, much of the time between then and now has been fraught with COVID restrictions that seem to have gutted a lot of filmmaking efforts (but created the Covidcore subgenre as compensation), so perhaps it’s too early to say that we won’t be getting any more Hannah Murray nude scenes in the future, but it’s not looking positive in the context of the high frequency of them in the years preceding.

More frustrating is the fact that the Bristolian actress has been ramping up the gratuitousness of her nude scenes with each new one. On one hand, while it would be a shame for her nudity in Charlie Says to be a close to the chapter, she certainly ended it on one hell of a high note. And how could she not? After all, Charlie Says gets both of the coveted F-rated tags. The Charles Manson biopic was directed by the great Mary Harron, who was responsible for, among many others, the amazing nude scenes with Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page. That movie, like this one, was written by the equal-parts witty and beautiful Guinevere Turner.

You see, we were always going to enjoy the Hannah Murray nude scenes in Charlie Says like no other since Guinevere Turner is no stranger to nude scenes herself. I don’t just mean writing them – as she did for The L Word and BloodRayne (the latter of which was a whole thing). I mean that Guinevere Turner has also acted in a number of nude scenes herself – pierced nipples and all. 1997’s Preaching to the Perverted has got to be the highlight of that, but by no means her only offering. But I digress.

The only at least partway graphic nudity we’d gotten from our actress here before she played Leslie Van Houten in Charlie Says would have to be summed up by Hannah Murray’s hot ass scene from 2015’s Bridgend, which incidentally was her nude debut. Her first frontal nude scene came a few years later in Detroit, in which her dress gets ripped off, flashing her nips for a scant few frames. I mean, yeah, technically we saw her boobs, but not for long and not without motion blur. Hannah Murray was in Game of Thrones, in which she played Gilly, but against all reason, she had no nude scenes throughout the entire run of the HBO series.

Although we never got to see Hannah Murray topless in Skins, the show that started her acting career, I have begun the process of scrubbing through for any potential slips. No, we’re obviously not going to get an epic full frontal nude scene like we got from Siwan Morris’ Angie, but I have to date caught a number of nipslips from actresses in the show who weren’t strictly supposed to have nude scenes, so there’s nothing inconceivable about Cassie Ainsworth flashing a cheeky tit at some point as well, even if it had flown under everyone’s radars (until now). But more of that in the future. For now, enjoy Hannah Murray nude in Charlie Says.

Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Emma Corrin Naked – Lady Chatterley’s Lover – 4K Stream

I certainly was expecting to see Emma Corrin naked when I watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover. How could I not be? People have been talking about gawking at Emma Corrin nude for the first time in her career ever since Netflix’s adaptation of the 1928 cuck classic by this perfectly normal and sane-looking gentleman came out last month.

What I definitely did not expect was the earth-shattering quantity of Emma Corrin nude scenes that we ended up getting. I genuinely thought there would just be one nude scene from Emma and then one other, which would be the infamous Jack O’Connell nude scene that ended up getting bizarrely mixed reception. That said, Jack O’Connell naked on screen is as reliably consistent as the tides, so I’m not really sure what all of the furore was about from either camp. Anyway, I thought that very important part of the movie needed to be addressed, and now it is, so I’m done linking gay-themed sites. Or am I?

Back to the 6 million Emma Corrin nude scenes in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the situation is so deliciously absurd, that the Daily Mail even erroneously reported that the Netflix film was going to be X-rated. I guess I can’t blame them – after all, that article is from before the film’s release – but it did make me think about Netflix’s completely chaotic relationship with nudity. The orthodoxy was always that Netflix is lean on nude scenes, and when they appear every now and then, they are not especially gratuitous. It’s safe to say that Lady Chatterley’s Lover bucked that trend in a dramatic way, although there is also something to be said for the fact that as networks like HBO and Starz and Hollywood as a whole have been shying away from nude scenes since #MeToo gained traction, Netflix has been moving in the opposite direction with on-screen nudity.

So there I was, going into the movie excited to see Emma Corrin topless (once), and instead, I get a whole lot of graphic and gratuitous full frontal nudity. It is worth noting – and this is something that I’ve noticed time and time again with such delicious offerings – that Lady Chatterley’s Lover gets the fabled F-Rated tag for its director, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre. And not only that, but said female director is French, which I surely needn’t explain further. And what’s even more, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre has herself done nude scenes, such as in 2011’s Demain?, which coincidentally also revolves around the First World War. Suffice it to say, all of the ingredients for gratuitous shots of naked actresses were in place.

So go ahead and enjoy Emma Corrin sex scenes until your battered dong just can’t take any more. You can almost forget that there’s a movie between all of the nudity, but who’s complaining? Certainly not Emma. In interviews, she has described her nude debut as “so freeing” and “the most exhilarating experience of [her] life”… and yet, that wince she does in The Hook’s video interview when they begin talking about her nude scenes combined with her body language throughout that bit – the vagus nerve massaging, the tightly crossed arms – tells a slightly different story. But wait. The nudity wasn’t that embarassing, was it? She wasn’t that exposed, was she? Perhaps, but then there’s…

…the Emma Corrin pussy flash. I don’t know whether this was intentional or accidental in the same way that the three-frame shot of her nipple piercing is toward the end of the movie, but if it is “””””unintentional”””””, I can tell you with certainty that the editor noticed it and did nothing about it. The pierced nipples appear under a flurry of blanket in the middle of a shot where the focus is on Lady Chatterley’s face. The bush-and-labia shot – and yes, inner labia are included just like in one of the greatest nude scenes ever by the amazing Lucy Aarden – was right at the end of a scene with the camera’s focus on nothing else, even if it did only last for three frames. Anyway, there’s no amount of babble I can let off to fully do this justice, so scroll down and enjoy Faptuary’s largest gallery to date – a whopping 202 screen captures of Emma Corrin nude in Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

Rosa Salazar Naked – Brand New Cherry Flavor – 4K Stream

I really enjoyed seeing Rosa Salazar naked in Brand New Cherry Flavor. You sort of get the same vibe that you do when you’re at a fancy dinner and get served the finest of wines, but you can’t quite have as much as you want. No, you get a glass of wine in the beginning to introduce you to the event, and then two more glasses with your main course. That’s sort of what we get with the Rosa Salazar nude scenes in Brand New Cherry Flavor.

We see Rosa Salazar nude for the first time in the show in the first episode. She’s sitting naked in a bathtub, as one does, and her perky tits are out in full display. This nude scene is not especially long, but it sets the stage nicely enough. Netflix borrows a bit from the HBO approach of frontloading the nudity in the first episode to get viewers hooked. I say “borrowed” because it’s not quite the same. In HBO’s Rome, for instance, there is a clear deluge of nudity in the pilot episode and a fast and steady decline from that very point. Netflix mimic this approach insofar as they’ve got this one short nude scene in the first episode and then drought for the next two episodes, but that’s about where the similarities end.

We see Rosa Salazar nude again in the fourth episode. In fact, we see Rosa Salazar naked for a whole long time in this episode. To be specific, the nudity from the Alita: Battle Angel actress spans eight-and-a-half minutes. I’m sure you have correctly assumed that that’s not eight-and-a-half minutes of non-stop nudity from our favorite cyborg, but that is the stretch of scenes through which her nude scenes play out. The reason that’s interesting is because it is unusual for a series to tease nudity in episode one, go radio silent for the next two, and then drop an absolute onslaught of gratuitous nudity in episode four. And then incidentally have no more nudity for the remaining four episodes of the limited series. Yes, there will be no season two of Brand New Cherry Flavor.

If you’re itching to see more Rosa Salazar sexy topless scenes, though, I wouldn’t worry. The Canadian beauty has a track record for on-screen nudity. We’ve seen Rosa Salazar naked twice before Brand New Cherry Flavor. Most people who are aware of the almost equally big-eyed star behind Alita know of her brief sex scene in the Sandra Bullock Netflix film Bird Box. What less people know about is her equally brief but significantly more graphic nude scenes in Night Owls.

But in spite of all of that, as of 2021, the best place to see Rosa Salazar’s hot body is in Brand New Cherry Flavor. With roughly two minutes of continuous nudity spread across about ten minutes of scenes, we have a clear winner in the nudity department, and even though the limited series is over, Rosa is now past round two of doing nudity for Netflix. I’m sure I speak for all of use when I say we are ready for round three. I’m not going to go into technical details, but this was a bit of a ballache to color correct, but I did what I could. If you haven’t already got your dick in hand, change that, peruse the gallery below, and enjoy Rosa Salazar naked.