Brie Larson Naked – Tanner Hall – Blu ray

Brie Larson naked in public on the road in the rain

How many times have you seen Brie Larson naked? If you remember the various Fappenings and all the celebrity nudes leaked in those, then the answer is probably a few times. So a better question becomes: How many times have you seen Brie Larson nude in movies and TV series? The orthodoxy is that the answer is zero. Plenty of sources say that our California girl has never done a nude scene – not a proper one, at any event. But is there any truth to this?


The short answer is no. There has been exactly one Brie Larson nude scene, and you’re going to see it on this page. The long answer is a lot more complicated. The thing is, I don’t think the nude scene in Tanner Hall was meant to be, which is why I am giving this scene the much-adored Unscripted Nudity tag. Just to be clear, lest anyone should call this out, there is a clearly intentional nude scene in the movie, but it features two actresses whose characters are not named and whom I have yet to identify. The nudity in that scene lasts for all of a handful of frames too, so hardly gratuitous.

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As for the Brie Larson nude scene in Tanner Hall, the nudity in that one also lasts a handful of frames. Very specifically, you can see her nipple in two frames. Yes, one of Brie Larson’s nipples appears in two consecutive frames, and then never again. She’s running her hand up her boob, and her nip flips out from behind her last finger just before it goes off the bottom of the screen. If you count the footage featuring the rest of her areola, then sure, you get a few more frames of nudity out of Brie in the scene, but it ain’t much at all.

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The reason I think that this nudity wasn’t intentional is because the movie has about ten million scenes of Brie Larson, hot and either half-naked or naked but concealed, and outside of these two frames, you don’t actually see her nude. I guess it just seems out of character for the rest of it. The same is true for the other main characters – played by Rooney Mara, Georgia King, and Amy Ferguson – who all have implied nude scenes but none of whose private parts ever get any actual screen time.

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The Brie Larson sexy scenes we get include her getting a male teacher to rub her thigh while she’s wet, naked, and draped in a tight towel in the girls’ showers at the school, fantasies that the same teacher has of her walking topless in the rain at night, and a scene where she’s dressed in nothing but boots, faux vine around her tits and crotch, and a rubber snake. So there you have it, if you ever wanted to see Captain Marvel nude in a film, fantasy complete. And while we’re addressing Marvel fans, here’s an obligatory reminder that you can enjoy seeing Natasha Romanoff nude courtesy of the incredible full frontal nude scene that Scarlett Johansson did in Under The Skin. Still more while we’re at it, for the other Black Widow, you can see Yelena Belova nude in the great nude scene by Florence Pugh in Outlaw King. OK, enough distraction. Let’s move onto the star attraction – Brie Larson naked in Tanner Hall.

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Cara Delevingne Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

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I’m very excited to be covering Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in Carnival Row today for a multitude of reasons. The first reason is that the West London actress is the second winner of a YOU CHOOSE competition on the official Faptuary Twitter, beating out Tamzin Merchant for her nude scenes from the same show. The second reason I’m excited is because I only watched the debut season of Carnival Row for the first time recently, and I was quite blown away by how good the show actually is. The nudity is nowhere near Game of Thrones or Spartacus levels, but the everything-else more than makes up for that… and there is still quite a bit of notable nudity, so it’s not even a huge sacrifice.


And that brings me to the reason I decided to watch Carnival Row the other week in the first place, which is that the release date for the second and final season was recently unveiled by Amazon Prime Video as February 17, 2023. There appears to be some controversy over whether Carnival Row Season 2 will have 8 or 10 episodes, but what I’d really like to know is whether it will have 8 or 10 nude scenes. We’re all aware that film and television has been following an unfortunate trajectory in the past few years, but whether Carnival Row’s new season will fall victim to that remains unclear, though be sure that you’ll hear (and hopefully see) the answer right here on the Faptuary as soon as February 17 rolls around.

Cara Delevingne nude as Vignette Stonemoss in her intimate scene with Orlando Bloom

The funny thing is that we did get a sort of Cara Delevingne nude tease in an article from last year, wherein the esteemed scholars at the Daily Mail (>inb4 “Daily Fail”) discussed racy pictures from the set of Carnival Row Season 2 from the actress’ Instagram profile. What is unclear is how much of the nudity was for social media (you don’t get 42.7 million followers accidentally) or how much was just so that the wing prosthetics could be applied. I like to believe that Vignette Stonemoss spends the whole season with her tits bouncing around freely because she adopts some sort of bizarre Faerie nudism. A man can dream.

Cara Delevingne topless tits as she gets undressed on camera

A lot of people don’t realize this, but we actually see Cara Delevingne topless in two separate scenes in the first season of Carnival Row. The scene that’s been all over the internet since the show came out is from the third episode, Kingdoms of the Moon, directed by Anna Foerster of Underworld: Blood Wars fame. This is the nude scene in which Vignette Stonemoss is having sex with Orlando Bloom’s Rycroft Philostrate in Gandalf’s S&M dungeon or whatever. You know the scene, don’t you? Luminescent blue Faerie wings flapping along with Cara’s bare boobs. Wonderful.

Cara Delevingne sex scene while having an orgasm in Carnival Row

But other than the Cara Delevingne sex scene from that episode, the actress actually appears nude once more. In the very next episode, The Joining of Unlike Things, Philo hallucinates Vignette poking her exposed breasts at his face while he’s having his sperm extracted to create a demonic undead mole-rat. Admittedly, the nudity is concealed between thick mist and Philo’s Rohypnol-induced blurry vision, but it is there. I plan to cover co-stars Tamzin Merchant, Portia Fyfe, and Karla Crome before Season 2 comes out (famous last words), but in the meantime, enjoy Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in the debut season of Carnival Row in the gallery below.

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Margaret Qualley Naked – Stars at Noon – HD Stream

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I always knew I enjoyed seeing Margaret Qualley naked, but I never realized just how much I would enjoy seeing Margaret Qualley naked while sitting on a toilet. Just to be clear, it’s her sitting on the toilet, not me. Although I could sit on the toilet too while having a fap to Margaret sitting on the toilet. Is there a variation of the blumpkin that involves masturbation instead of a blowjob? Anyway, no blumpkins occur in Stars at Noon, but what does occur very often is footage of Margaret Qualley nude. I’m not joking when I say that there were so many nude scenes wherein the actress got her clothes off, that I almost got bored of them. Almost.






Stars at Noon is a bit of a strange egg. For starters, IMDB states, as I write, that it’s set in 1984. The characters also have mobile phones and have to constantly go through COVID-19 checkpoints and wear those insufferable blue masks. There are a number of explanations for this. Explanation 1 is that the film is anachronistic and brings modern technological and cultural dynamics to 80s Nicaragua. I like this explanation. It makes it quite magical. Explanation 2 is that IMDB is wrong. In fact, by the time you’re reading this, that link up there might no longer even say anything about it being 1984. Explanation 3 is that everyone is stupid except for me. Jury’s still out.

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I’m certainly not finding reasons to complain about a movie that gives us Margaret Qualley nude scenes as often as Stars at Noon does. I just find it all very idiosyncratic. In the nicest way possible, of course. The other thing that stands out about Stars at Noon is something I alluded to earlier, and that’s that it’s the first movie I’ve seen that fits an aesthetic that has now reached film – covidcore. I’m sure when cowboys were herding cattle on the western frontier or sodomizing one another or whatever, they never thought that their way of life would become an entire genre, and now we are experiencing the same.

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And I’m really glad that they got Margaret Qualley topless in Stars at Noon, because if they hadn’t, I would not yet have discovered this ridiculous genre any more than if I hadn’t watched Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy for the incredible nude scenes, I wouldn’t have researched Lucy Aarden and found her role in Nemesis and thus discovered the asdacore genre. Admittedly, as a non-member of the British organized crime world, covidcore is a bit more relatable for me compared to asdacore, but all the geezers in the latter genre are about 60-years-old, so I’ve still got time to achieve that lifestyle. Wait, what were we talking about?

Margaret Qualley sex scene with Joe Alwyn in Stars at Noon

The six million Margaret Qualley sex scenes in Stars at Noon, of course. Joe Alwyn co-stars, and apparently there has been some thirst to see him naked. I’m sorry to inform all the ladies and gayboys reading this that we do not see Joe Alwyn nude in Stars at Noon. Yes, he is in a lot of the sex scenes and the character is presumably unclothed, but no penis ever appears on the screen. It’s actually kind of ironic considering Claire Denis is both the writer and director of Stars at Night, and she is unlikely to have the same aversion to male nudity in film that good ol’ boy directors might. That said, my philosophy – which I’ve repeated time and time again across many posts on the Faptuary – is that women write and direct some of the best nude scenes involving actresses, not actors, so I suppose it still works.

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I’m not going to go into a breakdown of every time we see Margaret Qualley naked because the scenes are many and kind of repetitive in their content. The variations are major enough to be noticeable but not major enough to warrant individual descriptors. The short version is as follows: There are lots of sex scenes. There is no full frontal nudity, even though Margaret Qualley has form for it. The nude scenes are gratuitous as anything. Seriously, the movie could have functioned the same without 90% of them, which really just makes me appreciate the filmmaker’s efforts that much more. I actually have for a while and continue to intend to cover some more nudity from the actress, but all in due time. In the meanwhile, enjoy Margaret Qualley nude in Stars at Noon below.

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Olivia Colman Naked – Confetti – HD Stream

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There is only one feature in which we have seen Olivia Colman naked, and it wasn’t even meant to be. In an interview with The Guardian back in 2007, the year after Confetti came out, the Norvician actress described filming the movie as “the worst experience of [her] life.” Apparently, the Olivia Colman nude scenes we got should have included a lot less nudity. In the same interview, the Academy Award-winning actress said that she was led to believe that “the nudity wouldn’t be quite as awful as it was.” Robert Webb, her co-star, said that he was told the nudity would all be pixelated, only finding out it wasn’t at the screening, where co-star Jessica Hynes apparently made a cheeky comment about his pee-pee, which sounds like something straight out of a CFNM fantasy.








So what are these Olivia Colman nude scenes everyone is referring to? Well, in the film, she plays a naturist – or, if you prefer the less in vogue term, a nudist. Who could have thought that there would be nudity in a film where one set of characters are nudists? Madness! To be fair, if the deal was that it was going to be pixelated, then that’s a pretty scummy move that the studio pulled on our Sophie. Worked out pretty well for all the fappers out there who have wanted to see Olivia Colman naked since Peep Show, but I suppose I would be none too impressed if I were in that situation. Doubly so when you consider that the actress has always (presumably intentionally) had a no nudity policy. I don’t even know if she has any lewds out there, let alone nudes.

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I know you might be thinking that it was some Harvey Weinstein-type greaseball character that is responsible for the Olivia Colman nude scenes that should not be, but it was none other than Nativity! creator and frequent Martin Freeman collaborator Debbie Isitt. Well, she was the director and writer of the film in any event, which once again reinforces my oft-repeated belief that women direct and write some of the best nude scenes. Before you ask, yes, Martin Freeman is in Confetti as well, but no, Bilbo Baggins does not get his dick out. And while we’re at it, we don’t see co-stars Meredith MacNeill or Jessica Hynes nude either. The only naturists from among the main characters are Olivia and Robert Webb’s characters.

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But to compensate for that, we sure do see Olivia Colman topless a lot in Confetti. For starters, she is literally completely naked for the majority of her scenes, and in some portion of them, she’s topless but wearing a scarf-like thing around her waist. Very frustratingly, these tend to be the scenes where we would have gotten a nice, close-up frontal shot of her trimmed pubic region, but to be fair, that’s almost certainly why she was wearing the scarf in those moments in the first place. That’s not to say that we got nothing close. There were quite a few scenes where her bush is on show and even a few frames where if you look really, really, really, really hard, you can just about make out her pussy lips. Very nice. Very nice indeed.

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Confetti remains the only movie where you can see Olivia Colman’s tits, and with her meteoric success over the past decade, this is unlikely to change. Add into the equation that these nude scenes should not have been released in the first place, and that makes it a near certainty. But realistically, after winning the six million prestigious awards that she has, including a literal Oscar, I don’t imagine the 48-year-old actress starring in a string of boob scenes now. I appreciate that didn’t stop Emma Thompson in the most explicit nude scenes of her career, and in her 60s, no less, but that’s far from standard. When there is famine in the future, the best we can do is remember the feasts of the past, and so I give you Olivia Colman naked in Confetti.

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Rachel Shelley Naked – The L Word (Prison Arc) – HD Stream

Rachel Shelley naked and being intimidated in a prison shower

We didn’t get too many scenes of Rachel Shelley naked in The L Word, but one of the ones we did get is absolutely amazing. I’m talking about the brief story arc that opens Season 5 during which Helena Peabody is in prison. For those who didn’t follow The L Word, the arc covered the first three episodes of the fifth season. It is pure women-in-prison magic, but with an interesting twist in that, off the top of my head, I cannot think of any major women-in-prison features other than Orange Is the New Black that are told from a female perspective. Yes, obviously, the main characters are all women, but the writers and directors tend to be greaseball men like the God-Emperor of Sleaze Jess Franco – or as he came to be known after his ascension, Jesús Franco.


If I say that the three episodes we are looking at in The L Word were all written and directed by women, I would likely surprise no one. After all, the whole point of the show was that it was a “groundbreaking take on gay women’s lives” and “focused primarily on the stories of lesbian and bisexual women”, and naturally, it was created, written, and directed by a team of women. Seeing a story arc about a women’s prison and all of the trappings of the genre from that perspective has been both illuminating and satisfying.

Rachel Shelley nude and backed up during a prison fight

We actually don’t see Rachel Shelley nude in the first episode of the season. The appropriately titled LGB Tease includes one of the critical elements of the genre, which is the prisoner intake. We have Rachel Shelley naked in it – well, technically naked but covering her boobs with a handbra – while a corrections officer wearing a pair of blue latex gloves leers menacingly from behind her. The shot ends with Helena Peabody bending forward to get her ass and vagina thoroughly fingered, but alas, none of this is captured on camera. In fact, the episode ends with no further nudity from the Swindon native, living up to its title.

Rachel Shelley topless and bending over to pick up the soap

The tease doesn’t last long because we do see Rachel Shelley topless in the very next episode, titled Look Out, Here They Come!, which may or may not have been a reference to the tsunami of orgasms from all aficionados of women-in-prison flicks. The context is, of course, a prison shower. You know how these kinds of scenes go, don’t you? Big open shower rooms with droves of completely nude female prisoners, soaped up and wet, getting into fights, the works. We do indeed see Rachel Shelley nude here for the first (and sadly last) time in the story arc, but what we are not given in quantity, we get plenty of in quality.

Women-in-prison nude scene from Showtime's The L Word

If you thought Showtime did well with the women-in-prison nude scene in this episode, you’re probably going to be quite enraged when you find out that there was a spin-off of The L Word planned that was going to take place entirely within a women’s prison, but it never saw the light of day. It was to be called The Farm, and apparently the pilot was filmed and everything, but alas, no biters at Showtime. Sad. Incidentally, this nude scene here also includes full frontal nudity from former Canadian Member of Parliament Lenore Zann, but more on that later. For now, enjoy Rachel Shelley naked in the prison story arc from The L Word.

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