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Brigitte Kingsley Naked – Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! – HD Stream

I’m really happy to be covering Brigitte Kingsley naked today because I thought I would never get the chance. You see, the film we’re covering here, the rather loquaciously named Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!, is not her nude debut. It’s her second and only other nude scene, which itself doesn’t seem like much of a milestone except for the fact that I can’t get my hands on the first. We first got to enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude back in 2015 in another movie written and directed by her husband.

That film was Night Cries, which I’ve had a lot of trouble sourcing. It’s not on any of the streaming services ’round my parts – neither subscription nor up for sale individually. It’s also not for sale on blu ray anywhere I have access to. More than that, as far as I can tell, it was never released on blu ray. I normally feel quite inadequate when I can’t get a hold of a film I’m after, so when I heard that there was a new(ish) movie out in which we could see Brigitte Kingsley naked – and the first time for me – I was overjoyed. And so we arrive at Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! (The exclamation mark is part of the title; I’m not quite at that level of excitement and will likely only ever be when Natalie Dormer does a full frontal nude scene)

It’s funny, though, because for much of the movie, I thought my intel of a Brigitte Kingsley nude scene in Rocktapussy was duff. The first time we see the Canadian actress in Rocktapussy, she’s up on stage, dancing around a pole in a bikini. It is quickly confirmed that this is a strip club, and even though the narrative takes a different route, the opening is one that is clearly lewd but not nude. This theme recurs a few more times in the film, so I’m sure you can understand why someone would think that it would carry through to the end. But it doesn’t.

It takes until we’re more than an hour deep into the film, but we do eventually see Brigitte Kingsley topless. It happens in a few shorter flashes of some sort of ritual sacrifice scene in which she is chained to an altar. In a small portion of these shots, she’s not wearing a top, and her giant tits with their ornate nipple piercings are on show. In the same part of the film, we also see the Ontario native emerge from some pod completely naked and covered in blood (or ketchup). There technically are a pair of full frontal shots during this, but the high concentration of burger condiments over her crotch make it unclear as to whether she’s wearing any sort of modesty patch or not. Either way, though, we’ve got boobies, and if you’ve been struggling to get a hold of Night Cries like I have, you can now enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude in Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!

AnnaMaria Demara Naked – See How They Run – Blu ray

If I asked you to research how many movies there are in which you can ogle at AnnaMaria Demara naked, you might come to the conclusion that there are four. You would be wrong. In this sad world we live in, there is only one film, television series, or any other sort of Hollywood-esque media in which we get a true AnnaMaria Demara nude scene. Join me on this wondrous journey to find out why you are wrong and have your fapping dreams dashed. Or, alternatively, take the blue pill and just scroll down to the gallery at the bottom of this post to fap away in the moment.

Let me get the maybe out of the way first so that we can move past any potential controversy. The Canadian actress had one of her earliest roles in an episode of FX’s Nip/Tuck back in 2009. It would be hard to call that a breakout role for her since her character was literally called simply “Sexy Latina,” but the good news for us is that with a character “name” like that, her role was certain to be hot and heavy. The bad news is that FX is American network television, so the nudity there was limited to the top of her ass crack as she gets pounded doggystyle by a dude. Sad.

But hey, it ain’t so bad since we got to see AnnaMaria Demara nude right here in See How They Run. Barely 15 minutes into the movie, and the Toronto thespian is standing in nothing but a thong, holding a bottle of wine, skin all goosebumped and nipples hard as diamonds in the cold night air. She then gets into a hot tub with a girlfriend (who, sadly, is wearing a bikini top). The director was kind enough to make sure that the lead actress’ nipples stayed above the waterline for at least half the time, though, so that’s nice.

The second time we see AnnaMaria Demara topless in See How They Run is toward the end of the movie. She’s taking part in some sort of Native American ritual or some such wank. Of course, this necessitates her pulling her dress down to her waist, exposing her boobs, and washing like that. All of this takes place outside, by a lake, and in plain view. Who’s complaining, right? This second scene was subject to only limited color correction on my part due to the way it was edited in the original movie. I won’t bore you with technical details, but there would have been little point to me doing any more work on that one (and I’m a lazy bastard). But what about the other two features of the four that I talked about at the start of this piece?

Some of you may have heard that there is some incredible AnnaMaria Demara public nudity scenes in Demon Legacy. How right you are. But here’s the thing: That’s this movie. Yep, See How They Run and Demon Legacy are the same movie. They’re not even different edits (to my knowledge), just different titles. OK, so what about the great AnnaMaria Demara nude scenes you heard about from Haunting at Foster Cabin? You can guess what I’m going to say, can’t you? Haunting at Foster Cabin is this movie as well. The more you know. Anyway, now that we’ve got the admin garbage out of the way, we can fap freely to AnnaMaria Demara naked in See How They Run… or Demon Legacy… or Haunting at Foster Cabin… or…

Rosa Salazar Naked – Brand New Cherry Flavor – 4K Stream

I really enjoyed seeing Rosa Salazar naked in Brand New Cherry Flavor. You sort of get the same vibe that you do when you’re at a fancy dinner and get served the finest of wines, but you can’t quite have as much as you want. No, you get a glass of wine in the beginning to introduce you to the event, and then two more glasses with your main course. That’s sort of what we get with the Rosa Salazar nude scenes in Brand New Cherry Flavor.

We see Rosa Salazar nude for the first time in the show in the first episode. She’s sitting naked in a bathtub, as one does, and her perky tits are out in full display. This nude scene is not especially long, but it sets the stage nicely enough. Netflix borrows a bit from the HBO approach of frontloading the nudity in the first episode to get viewers hooked. I say “borrowed” because it’s not quite the same. In HBO’s Rome, for instance, there is a clear deluge of nudity in the pilot episode and a fast and steady decline from that very point. Netflix mimic this approach insofar as they’ve got this one short nude scene in the first episode and then drought for the next two episodes, but that’s about where the similarities end.

We see Rosa Salazar nude again in the fourth episode. In fact, we see Rosa Salazar naked for a whole long time in this episode. To be specific, the nudity from the Alita: Battle Angel actress spans eight-and-a-half minutes. I’m sure you have correctly assumed that that’s not eight-and-a-half minutes of non-stop nudity from our favorite cyborg, but that is the stretch of scenes through which her nude scenes play out. The reason that’s interesting is because it is unusual for a series to tease nudity in episode one, go radio silent for the next two, and then drop an absolute onslaught of gratuitous nudity in episode four. And then incidentally have no more nudity for the remaining four episodes of the limited series. Yes, there will be no season two of Brand New Cherry Flavor.

If you’re itching to see more Rosa Salazar sexy topless scenes, though, I wouldn’t worry. The Canadian beauty has a track record for on-screen nudity. We’ve seen Rosa Salazar naked twice before Brand New Cherry Flavor. Most people who are aware of the almost equally big-eyed star behind Alita know of her brief sex scene in the Sandra Bullock Netflix film Bird Box. What less people know about is her equally brief but significantly more graphic nude scenes in Night Owls.

But in spite of all of that, as of 2021, the best place to see Rosa Salazar’s hot body is in Brand New Cherry Flavor. With roughly two minutes of continuous nudity spread across about ten minutes of scenes, we have a clear winner in the nudity department, and even though the limited series is over, Rosa is now past round two of doing nudity for Netflix. I’m sure I speak for all of use when I say we are ready for round three. I’m not going to go into technical details, but this was a bit of a ballache to color correct, but I did what I could. If you haven’t already got your dick in hand, change that, peruse the gallery below, and enjoy Rosa Salazar naked.

Rachel McAdams Naked – My Name Is Tanino – HD Stream

Hunting for footage of Rachel McAdams naked in the films she has been in is a bit of a disorienting experience. It’s counterintuitive, but Rachel McAdams nude scenes are so few, far between, dark, and limited in view, that it’s almost easier to just tell yourself that the Canadian actress has never really done any on-screen nudity. But the thing is that there is actually one nude scene from her that ticks (almost) all of the boxes in the best way possible, and it’s in a film that no one really talks about, which I suppose isn’t that bizarre considering it’s a small-ish Italian film with not quite the same reach as, say, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. (Yes, Rachel McAdams is in that one as Doctor Christine Palmer, but no, as with all Marvel Avengers bullshit dirt, there is no nudity.)

The seminal moment I’m talking about is, of course, Rachel McAdams nude in My Name Is Tanino. This is her nude debut, but it’s a bit more than that in terms of foundations of her career. My Name Is Tanino came out in 2002, only a year after her first screen role. Perhaps more importantly for why it was and continues to be so easily forgotten is that it first screened at the Venice Film Festival barely a few months before The Hot Chick released to theaters. Now, while The Hot Chick is neither a cinematic masterpiece nor a hotbed of nude scenes (spoiler alert: it has none), its Hollywood pedigree is significantly more established, and indeed, it was responsible for kickstarting the Ontario native’s career.

But we’re here to talk about times that we’ve seen Rachel McAdams nude, not times that we haven’t. I guess My Name Is Tanino came at the right point in her career for that. Why do I say that? Because unlike in future nude scenes from the actress, in which it’s all about the subtle “artistic” nudity, in this one, she just spends a while running around a beach topless and swimming in a sea topless and appearing in a flashback topless. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s a whole lot more gratuitous than the kinds of “tasteful” flashes we see elsewhere. What’s more, whether it was filmed on location or in a studio, her nude scenes are all set on hot, sunny days, so the nudity is about as well lit as can be. The biggest downside we face is that there is yet to be a blu ray release, and the streaming version suffers from – to be polite – imperfect video quality.

The good news for you, dear fapper, is that if you really absolutely need to see Rachel McAdams topless on blu ray, every single other film she has done a nude scene in has a blu ray release. I’m not going to go into too much detail, but in chronological order, these are The Notebook, a PG-13 film in which we get some nip and sideboob action during sex scenes; The Time Traveler’s Wife, another PG-13 film where she moons the camera with her bare ass (which I suppose is about right for the age rating); To the Wonder, in which Ben Affleck marvels at her tits as they bounce in his face; and Disobedience, in which she partakes in hardcore lesbian tomfoolery, including one scene of Kate Winslet spitting into her mouth, which is, depending on perspective, either more or less graphic than when she ate out Saoirse Ronan’s pussy in Ammonite.

Yeah, that will probably always remain the most explicit Rachel McAdams sex scene, but the honor of hosting the most gratuitous nudity from the actress is unlikely to ever pass from My Name Is Tanino. Don’t get me wrong – I am fully hoping it does, because even at 43 years old (as I write), she is still drop dead gorgeous. That said, there is a bit of a curse with actresses who enter the Marvel Cinematic Universe sort of calling it quits with appearing naked in films, so I have no plans to hold my breath for any amazing offerings at this stage. It’s all good, though, because we’ve got this and we always will. Enjoy Rachel McAdams naked in My Name Is Tanino.

Morgan Taylor Campbell Naked – The Orchard – HD Stream

We didn’t get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked as Tilda Weber in Netflix’s new series The Imperfects. The show had no nudity, so that was always going to be the case. But even looking back at the Canadian actress’ career, there isn’t exactly a trend of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude scenes in the films and television shows that she has been in. No, you would need at least two instances to establish a trend, and two, she does not have. She does, however, have one.

If you’ve read that title of this page, then it will be of no surprise to you when you read that we did get to see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in The Orchard. We got to see her nude in the charming little Canadian film for the first time, for the only time, and a lot. And I mean a lot. When I was cutting down the shots for capture, I found there are about three-and-a-half minutes of continuous nudity from The Imperfects’ superheroine. I couldn’t say how many scenes that’s broken down into since there are plenty of ways to argue for what is or isn’t “the same scene,” but I can tell you that we see Morgan Taylor Campbell naked in the first five minutes of The Orchard, and then we get nudity from her with no more than 11-minute intervals between such shots until after the movie is an hour in.

I guess what I’m saying is that if we were cursed to only see Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in one lone feature of her career, I am so goddamn glad that it’s this. Now that she’s starring as Tilda Weber in the show that has taken Netflix’s number 2 spot, it’s unlikely that the Alberta native will be doing many more nude scenes. I mean, remember when Emilia Clarke had her tits out all the time in the first season of Game of Thrones and following its success, there was so much less nudity from her? Well, Morgan was already past nudity by the pilot season of The Imperfects, so it certainly isn’t coming up from here.

I mean, I certainly would like the already in-demand next season to The Imperfects to drop a Morgan Taylor Campbell sex scene out of nowhere, probably involving some itchy nipples and a stage show, but let’s be honest – that isn’t going to happen with nor without the silly factor. To put it into perspective, The Orchard came out the same year as Sadie’s Last Days on Earth, another Canadian movie, but one where she was actually the lead, rather than simply “the female lead,” and we haven’t gotten any more nudity from her since.

Now that she’s broken into Netflix stardom, it’s over for any fappers’ dreams (until her career fizzles and nudes of her on the beach get “leaked” with suspiciously convenient timing). I mean, it’s not especially likely that The Imperfects will take flagship status for Netflix in the same way that Stranger Things has, although the two shows have already been compared, but there is definitely enough traction there where we are about as likely to see her nude in the future as we are any of the stars from that show – though shoutout to the nurse from Hawkins Infirmary for her incredible nude scene in the women-in-prison short The Penal Colony.

But it ain’t so bad going back to The Orchard time and time again for our fix of Morgan Taylor Campbell topless. As I’d already said, she gets naked in the movie a lot, but there’s also something else about it – it’s actually a really good film. It’s sort of got a light-hearted comedy-drama vibe to it, certainly veering more toward comedy than drama, but man, the drama side of it actually hits quite hard. I’m not even joking when I say that the final third or so of the film was really moving. I can make a hundred dismissive comments about Morgan Taylor Campbell flashing her pussy lips several times in the movie with no shame (and I will), but it struck me that during a certain scene in the film that I won’t describe explicitly out of respect for anyone who wants to see it, her acting is so on point, it’s absolutely world class.

I’m reminded of the great Cortney Palm, who went to university for theater – University! For theater! – and still she’s mostly famous for her nude scenes. Now, they are some of the most incredible nude scenes around, including what, if memory serves, was her nude debut in Sushi Girl, but her talents are clearly being underutilized. Morgan Taylor Campbell did eventually move past that, and even in The Orchard, her acting skills were front and center, but so was her trimmed pubic hair with labia fully visible on screen. Not to mention her tits and ass. There is literally nothing of her we don’t see in that movie, and thank God for that.

In fact, whom we really have to thank for Morgan Taylor Campbell’s boobs being forever on the internet for all to see is writer and director Kate Twa, for whom The Orchard is one of only two directorial credits. I’ve waxed lyrical endlessly over female writers and directors being responsible for the best nude scenes, and here we have yet another example to the list. Between being tied completely naked to a tree and pulling goofy faces while having sex with a guy while the camera films up her ass, enjoy all the captures of Morgan Taylor Campbell nude in The Orchard below.