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Alison Brie Naked – Somebody I Used to Know – 4K Stream

I didn’t realize that we were going to see Alison Brie naked in Somebody I Used to Know until the movie released today, and even then, I didn’t realize it was coming out until I started hearing all the buzz. Ironic for an actress who talks so much and in so many interviews about how she loves nudity, but we don’t really see bona fide (bonerfide? Have I made that crap joke before?) Alison Brie nude scenes that often. Everyone remembers the Hollywood-born Hollywood star’s nude debut in GLOW, which just about broke the internet. And naturally, she had more than one nude scene in that series’ run, so we had plenty to enjoy while it was coming.

Then we saw Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl. That was amazing because we got actual full frontal for the first time from her. This is also the part where I remind everyone that for reasons beyond my understanding, none of the coverage of that nude scene anywhere on the internet was of the 4K Ultra HD version, which was available on Netflix same as the others. That is, until I covered it right here. Don’t know why no one did the same in the two-and-a-half years between, but if you saw Alison Brie naked in her full frontal nude scene from Horse Girl in glorious 4K, and you didn’t see it in the movie itself, remember you saw it here first.

But all that said, the Alison Brie nude scenes in Somebody I Used to Know are the best she’s ever done in my opinion. Yeah, the full frontal that was actually filmed from the front when she walks into the crowded store in Horse Girl is deliciously graphic, but it’s also filmed at quite a distance, which necessarily means that a lot of detail is lost. I’m considering redoing the color correction on that one some day to see if I can pull out a bit more detail, but there are natural limitations to these things when an image is made up of lower quantities of pixels.

But when we got Alison Brie topless in Somebody I Used to Know, there were definitely no problems with regard to there being too few pixels. OK, sure, in her very first nude scene in the movie, she is quite far in the distance while streaking across a golf course. In fact, there’s a point where she does a handstand with her legs spread wide, hairy pussy (or merkin) in full view and facing the camera, and she’s so far away that it’s not even clear whether it’s really Alison or a body double. She more than makes up for it, though, in later nude scenes. I’m talking especially about the one right at the end of the movie, where she’s shooting a documentary inside a naturist camp/nudist colony.

We see Alison Brie’s tits in all their glory as she’s interviewing a completely naked woman while she herself is completely naked. She’s seated at first, but her up body takes up much of the screen, giving us a terrific view of her breasts in 4K. She then stands up briefly, flashing some sideboob and bush. Alison Brie has spoken about her nudism before, including once again with reference to this movie and this scene, so I suppose this isn’t out of character for her at all. What I’d really like to know is why the internet isn’t awash with photos from Alison Brie’s nudist days, but I suppose cameras aren’t really favored in settings like that. You know where cameras are favored, though? A film set. And thanks to that, we can enjoy this wonderful gallery of Alison Brie nude in Somebody I Used to Know.

Tamzin Merchant Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The two scenes featuring Tamzin Merchant naked bring us to the end of our journey of covering all of the nudity in the first season of Carnival Row and getting us ready for the second and final season. This second season will begin to air on February 17, 2023, so only a week and a half from time of me writing this. The release schedule is going to be a bit different. As I’ve said in each of the other posts for the series, Season 1 released all in one go, which meant that the show staggering Cara Delevingne’s two nude scenes to the third and fourth episodes did nothing to dampen any spotlight monopolization that may – and definitely did – occur.

Mind you, the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes – which appear in the penultimate and final episodes of the first season – fared a bit better. They don’t get nearly as much mention as Cara’s, but they certainly get a lot more press than Orlandlo Bloom ploughing his landlady played by Maeve Dermody or the fantastical fae brothel scene featuring Karla Crome. All that said, Season 2 is unlikely to suffer from the same problem because it has now been confirmed that the new episodes of Carnival Row will release two at a time over a five week period between February 17 and March 17. Well, 29 days, technically, but you know what I mean.

The question on everyone’s lips is obviously whether we will see Tamzin Merchant nude again in the new season, and since this will be the end of the show, for the last time as Imogen Spurnrose. I will obviously be monitoring the situation and reporting on it as it goes in the same way that I did for House of the Dragon and (less fruitfully) for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. Tamzin is certainly no stranger to nudity, but at the same time, she doesn’t exactly have that Eva Green or post-Twilight Kristen Stewart energy of being naked in absolutely everything she’s in.

We first saw Tamzin Merchant topless in The Tudors, which I suppose wasn’t unusual for that show. My most evergreen celebrity crush Natalie Dormer notably also had her nude debut in that show. The only other time we’ve gotten to enjoy Tamzin Merchant naked was in the French film The Dancer / La Danseuse. We could have seen her naked a whole lot more over the past decade and a bit since Tamzin Merchant was the original actress to play Daenerys Targaryen. Seriously, they filmed a whole pilot and everything, including the infamous wedding scenes with Khal Drogo. The original pilot was almost completely scrapped for being crap, and part of the rework involved significant recasting, one expression of which was replacing Tamzin with Emilia Clarke. I can’t tell you how often I hope to wake up and find out that the original Game of Thrones pilot has leaked.

I also feel like we could have gotten a Tamzin Merchant sex scene or 20 in her debut-ish role as Margo Durrell in BBC’s 2005 adaptation of My Family and Other Animals, given the character’s proclivities. In spite of its image, the network is no stranger to that kind of thing, as we have seen time and time again, and yet, no luck. Nor was there when ITV adapted the same books as The Durrells with Daisy Waterstone as Margo Durrell. The good news there is that Daisy had a certain very early role that will now scratch that itch for us forever. Bless independent short films.

For all the speculation we’ve been through, I do believe there actually is a good chance that we’ll be blessed with Tamzin Merchant’s tits again in Season 2 of Carnival Row. Why do I say this? Well, information has been scant until now, but our English rose did say in an interview with Entertainment Weekly that Imogen Spurnrose stops wearing a corset partway through the second season. Make of that what you will, but in the meantime, enjoy all of the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes from Carnival Row Season 1 below.

Mimi Rogers Naked – The Door in the Floor – Blu ray

I was initially going to start this post by saying that Mimi Rogers naked in The Door in the Floor is one of the most iconic nude scenes of the 90s. Something was tickling the back of my head over that, so I checked to confirm, and this film actually came out in 2004. I then thought I was confusing it with another of the most iconic nude scenes the 90s – the many glorious shots of Mimi Rogers nude in Walkabout, Castaway, and Puffball director Nicolas Roeg’s Full Body Massage. I was, and I was expecting that film to have come out toward the new millennium, but it actually had a 1995 release.

The reason this all stuck out to me is because I remember everyone talking about how Mimi Rogers naked in Full Body Massage was such an amazing treat considering how great her body looked “at her age,” with no further qualifiers other than the occasional – read: very frequent – MILF comments. So I looked that up to, and I wasn’t misremembering. The Floridian beauty was just months away from turning 40 when Full Body Massage premiered at the Chicago International Film Festival in 1995. With a whopping 9 years between that movie and this one, she was almost 50 when The Door in the Floor was filmed and released.

I’m not trying to say that I watched this exact Mimi Rogers nude scene and assumed she was 18 years old or anything like that, but damn, her body looks so good. She’s built like some sort of Greco-Roman statue. And while I’m sure there are going to be some “pointy elbows”/”knees too sharp” critics out there making comments about the effect that half a century of gravity has on a woman’s breasts, I challenge anyone to look at Mimi Rogers’ tits and tell me they don’t look glorious. That shape. That nipple placement. I can only imagine their consistency is just as spectacular.

I’m not going to list all of the times that we’ve seen Mimi Rogers topless on the big screen, but suffice it to say, this movie is neither her first nor her second time. It is, incidentally, her last. No, she hasn’t retired from acting, but the only other nude scene – and I’m using that term very loosely here – she has done since then was in 2018’s Affairs of State. In that film, she flashed her ass cheeks for a bit during a sex scene, but she is still wearing panties during, so it’s a bit of a stretch to allow it to qualify. That said, getting her ass out for the camera well into her 60s is pretty legendary. Solid Good Luck to You, Leo Grande vibes.

Seeing Mimi Rogers’ hot ass in her 60s is great, but for the full Leo Grande experience minus a decade, the best offerings are right here. With all of the other nude scenes from the Miami native that have full nudity only implying it, this one here is technically the only movie in which we get proper full frontal nudity from the actress. And for the benefit of blind visitors using screen readers, she’s rocking an absolutely stunning trimmed bush. For the rest, enjoy the color corrected gallery of Mimi Rogers nude in The Door in the Floor.

On the Importance of Color Correction, featuring Scarlett Johansson

We’re going to be doing something a little different today. Don’t worry – you’ll still see tits. What’s different is that you’ll get a bit of a look at how and why the tits you see on the Faptuary look different to those you’ve seen elsewhere. If you’ve noticed this, either subconsciously or consciously, you’ve probably picked up on the fact that these deviations will vary from the subtle to the extreme. If you’re not quite sure what I’m talking about, then allow Scarlett Johansson to demonstrate in the video below.

“What am I looking at, Fapsmith?” Something a bit different to the regular workflow but which goes to explain it even better. It’s a scene from 2013’s Under The Skin, ScarJo’s nude debut and sadly her only nude scene to date. “And the three instances?” The left-most one is the shot as it appears in the original film. It is completely unedited. This is what you would be seeing if you just watch the movie as the filmmaker and the studio intended.

The videos that are sandwiched in the middle – the ones bearing the “2022” label – are from a color correction I did of the scenes from Under The Skin in March of last year. I remember being rather proud of it at the time. To be fair, it was quite an achievement. As you can see from the original footage, not only is the scene so dark that it’s surprising that there’s any detail there at all, but it’s also got some pretty extreme contrasts AND it’s so very, so exceptionally, so inhumanely red.

Suffice it to say, simply increasing brightness was never going to make it fappable, so I went through a couple of steps to get it looking the way it does. I was proud, you see, because the scene went from looking like shadows on top of shadows with the occasional searing red glow to a scene where you could actually get a fairly clear look at what’s going on, many details included. But the funny thing is that looking back on it now, it’s actually quite a mediocre color correction as far as how the end product looks, regardless of what came before it. Perhaps even calling it mediocre is too generous. Really, it’s a bit crap.

Which brings us to the videos on the right – the ones with the “2023” label. I spent a day and a half this week rejigging the color correction. I didn’t want to present something that was simply not as bad as the other one. That’s the kind of nonsense that modern elections hinge on. It’s also the sort of flawed thinking that made me feel like last year’s color correction on this scene was something to be proud of. Instead, I wanted to get the scene to actually look good even when viewed completely outside of context. As much as I could, anyway. It goes without saying that the footage I have access to (no comment on whatever’s sitting in a vault somewhere at StudioCanal) is severely limited in detail, which necessarily limits what I can pull out of it, but that doesn’t mean I have to reach a marginally acceptable level and then stop.

And so we have the latest result. We’ve got nipples that are actually identifiably a different color to Scarlett Johansson’s boob skin. We’ve got individual pubes on her nice, trimmed bush that can actually be made out rather than just appearing as a haze of pixels within a slightly darker cloud. We have skin texture that looks fairly smooth rather than having to sit underneath a layer of heavy grain, be it because it’s a horrendously amplified part of the original footage or because it was added to mask severe distortion (or both, as the case was for the 2022 edit). We’ve got less blur and more fine edges. Make sure to check out the image gallery at the bottom of this link for the much less compressed 4K captures to see the difference at its total extent. I fully expect that in another year, I’ll look back on this version and think that it’s outdated too, but until then, I’ll keep on honing my craft.

I’ll also keep on applying this ever-improving skillset to every nude scene I work on, and in doing so, offering the best views you could feasibly get from whatever passes through my ‘puter.

Of course, this all comes at a price. No, not for you; for me.

I’m going to neither bore you, dear reader, nor denigrate myself by begging, but I will say that as of last November, I’ve lost my career over this (thanks, HR) in a way that is, because of the mechanism through which it was done, permanent. Between hosting, subscriptions to the software used for the work, buying hardware to keep up to date with it during a silicon shortage, and getting hold of rare films that I can’t stream through any of the main services or borrow the blu rays off of a friend, not only has this cost me my income, but it’s also adding considerable expenses.

If you’ve enjoyed what you see throughout these posts and are now aware that the process on my side is more than simply hitting the print screen button a few times to get these scenes up, I really wouldn’t mind a few bucks here and there. No pressure. Everyone’s always welcome to visit, browse, and fap as much as they want, but… you know…
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Emma Corrin Naked – Lady Chatterley’s Lover – 4K Stream

I certainly was expecting to see Emma Corrin naked when I watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover. How could I not be? People have been talking about gawking at Emma Corrin nude for the first time in her career ever since Netflix’s adaptation of the 1928 cuck classic by this perfectly normal and sane-looking gentleman came out last month.

What I definitely did not expect was the earth-shattering quantity of Emma Corrin nude scenes that we ended up getting. I genuinely thought there would just be one nude scene from Emma and then one other, which would be the infamous Jack O’Connell nude scene that ended up getting bizarrely mixed reception. That said, Jack O’Connell naked on screen is as reliably consistent as the tides, so I’m not really sure what all of the furore was about from either camp. Anyway, I thought that very important part of the movie needed to be addressed, and now it is, so I’m done linking gay-themed sites. Or am I?

Back to the 6 million Emma Corrin nude scenes in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the situation is so deliciously absurd, that the Daily Mail even erroneously reported that the Netflix film was going to be X-rated. I guess I can’t blame them – after all, that article is from before the film’s release – but it did make me think about Netflix’s completely chaotic relationship with nudity. The orthodoxy was always that Netflix is lean on nude scenes, and when they appear every now and then, they are not especially gratuitous. It’s safe to say that Lady Chatterley’s Lover bucked that trend in a dramatic way, although there is also something to be said for the fact that as networks like HBO and Starz and Hollywood as a whole have been shying away from nude scenes since #MeToo gained traction, Netflix has been moving in the opposite direction with on-screen nudity.

So there I was, going into the movie excited to see Emma Corrin topless (once), and instead, I get a whole lot of graphic and gratuitous full frontal nudity. It is worth noting – and this is something that I’ve noticed time and time again with such delicious offerings – that Lady Chatterley’s Lover gets the fabled F-Rated tag for its director, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre. And not only that, but said female director is French, which I surely needn’t explain further. And what’s even more, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre has herself done nude scenes, such as in 2011’s Demain?, which coincidentally also revolves around the First World War. Suffice it to say, all of the ingredients for gratuitous shots of naked actresses were in place.

So go ahead and enjoy Emma Corrin sex scenes until your battered dong just can’t take any more. You can almost forget that there’s a movie between all of the nudity, but who’s complaining? Certainly not Emma. In interviews, she has described her nude debut as “so freeing” and “the most exhilarating experience of [her] life”… and yet, that wince she does in The Hook’s video interview when they begin talking about her nude scenes combined with her body language throughout that bit – the vagus nerve massaging, the tightly crossed arms – tells a slightly different story. But wait. The nudity wasn’t that embarassing, was it? She wasn’t that exposed, was she? Perhaps, but then there’s…

…the Emma Corrin pussy flash. I don’t know whether this was intentional or accidental in the same way that the three-frame shot of her nipple piercing is toward the end of the movie, but if it is “””””unintentional”””””, I can tell you with certainty that the editor noticed it and did nothing about it. The pierced nipples appear under a flurry of blanket in the middle of a shot where the focus is on Lady Chatterley’s face. The bush-and-labia shot – and yes, inner labia are included just like in one of the greatest nude scenes ever by the amazing Lucy Aarden – was right at the end of a scene with the camera’s focus on nothing else, even if it did only last for three frames. Anyway, there’s no amount of babble I can let off to fully do this justice, so scroll down and enjoy Faptuary’s largest gallery to date – a whopping 202 screen captures of Emma Corrin nude in Lady Chatterley’s Lover.