The movie teases you so much with displaying Catherine Walker naked, dangling that boob-shaped carrot in front of you only to yank it away every time, that when it actually gets to the nude scene, ironically, you don’t believe it’s happening. Right at the beginning of the film, there’s talk about Catherine’s character, Sophia, having to perform sex magic, there’s a million suggestions of her getting naked, she has to undergo a ritual where she gets dunked in a bathtub multiple times, and there’s even a frozen-shower-down-the-back scene à la Jennifer Lawrence’s Russian spy torture scene in Red Sparrow. Yet she’s dressed through all of that.
Then the actual nude scene rolls around, and the build-up to that gets teased out as well. The creepy magician tells her to prepare herself, there’s a scene where she’s applying makeup, and she stands in front of him for a while, looking nervous at the prospect having to be naked. And so you, the viewer, assume that there will be no actual nude scene. Even as she pulls her shirt up, you’re sure that there is no incoming nudity. You’ve been burned before. You’re not falling it this time.
Well, more fool you, because the Catherine Walker nude scene you’ve been waiting for all movie has finally materialized. She pulls her top up over her head, glorious breasts in full view, and stands there, facing both the camera and the creeper that’s jerking off furiously, on full display. OK, I’m getting a bit ahead of myself. The camera does cut off above her crotch, so there is, very sadly, no full frontal nudity here, but what is within frame is on full display. In fact, the scene is surprisingly gratuitous considering how coy the rest of the movie is with showing Catherine Walker naked.
She does very shyly cover up her pubic region with her hands at one point, but since said pubis is off screen, a portion of the magic (pun intended) is sadly lost, and more importantly, we’ll never know whether she rocks the full bush or not. She turns around for a bit, giving us a slightly blurry shot of sideboob, and then she bends over and spreads her ass cheeks to show fapping dude her labia. Before you ask, yes, that entire last clause happens off-screen. I’m sorry too. But instead, you do get some nice shots of a geezer spunking into his pants.
If you happen to be a connoisseur of forced stripping scenes and embarrassed nude females, as I believe the subgenre is so descriptively called, this is likely the best Catherine Walker nude scene you can fap to. If you’re interested in branching out, however, you can check out her nude debut in Conspiracy of Silence, catch her in the fourth season of Strike Back, known individually as Shadow Warfare, see her topless in Patrick’s Day, spot some nips in The Delinquent Season, and finally, for the desperate masochists among you, test your vision be catching the brief nipslip in one of the 19 episodes of Versailles that she appears in. Or, if you want to just stick to what’s under hand (no, not your penis; the other hand), enjoy Catherine Walker naked in A Dark Song.
UPDATE: Greetings to everyone on this lovely summer’s day. I was looking back on this scene, and my first thought was, “Good Lord, my color correction her was absolutely abysmal.” I have atoned for my sins by redoing the color correction. If you are coming onto this page having visited it before and wondering if and why it looks different, now you know. If this is your first time, steady on and enjoy the Catherine Walker nude gallery below.
