There’s a sort of irony to how few and far between pictures of Pom Klementieff naked are. This is not her only nude scene. It’s not even one of two or three nude scenes. And yet, for some reason, Pom Klementieff nude pictures elude us like wage raises or our dads’ approval. There is another trend in all of the movies that French-Russian-Korean actress has done, which is that the nude scenes in them are intentionally limited in their fappability. To use this one, El Turrrf (yes, I definitely have the correct number of “R”s), as an example, Pom is out of focus for most of it. The latter half, where the camera is squarely on her, majestic tits close to the lens, the camera operator has his focus on the back of the naked dude’s head, rendering Pom in an unfortunate blur even when she’s not moving.
Other Pom Klementieff nude scenes are similarly cursed with such traits. In Hacker’s Game and Hacker’s Game Redux, the camera angles are unaccommodating and the lighting is limited. I do like sideboob. I really, truly do. However, to properly enjoy a sideboob shot, the camera should be at no more than around 90 degrees rotated from the front of the tit. Going a little bit over is all right, but the bigger the angle gets, the less of the boob is on show and therefore the less one can enjoy the aforementioned boob.
You can also kinda see Pom Klementieff nude in Loup, but to call that scene dark would be like to call the Atlantic Ocean wet. Ironically, the promo shoot they did for that same movie is a far better example of Pom Klementieff nude than the movie itself. One last dishonorable mention goes to the French miniseries, Pigalle, la nuit. It’s a series about strippers. Pom Klementieff plays a stripper. Pom Klementieff has a stripping scene. So far so good, right? Well no Pom Klementieff tits for you, because she wears nipple tape throughout the scene.
And maybe that’s the root of why there are so few Pom Klementieff NSFW pictures floating around. No one can be bothered to attempt to color correct them into acceptable fappability, and posting them as is just ends up disappointing all parties involved. I know that it’s not necessarily everyone’s first thought to want to see Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy nude, but to be fair, Pom is quite stunning beneath the bug alien makeup. She’s not bad looking even with the bug alien makeup. I’m sure there’s some or other fetish out there that that ties into.
Strangely enough, in spite of the awful focus, El Turrrf does remain the best place to see Pom Klementieff tits. The scene is far too short and, as mentioned, the focus really limits how much detail there is, but a spot of color correction here and there does wonders for what is a pretty well lit shot of her boobies. Perhaps that’s bigging it up a bit too much, but ultimately, I suspect we won’t be getting any new Pom Klementieff nude scenes past this point. I’m not saying she’s aging poorly. She still looks gorgeous. But becoming a big Disney Marvel Avengers actress tends to mean no more nudity. Truly the kiss of death. That said, the past is unerasable, so kick back and enjoy Pom Klementieff naked from El Turrrf.
