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Holly Willoughby Naked – Ministry of Mayhem – 4K-ish Upscale from VHS

It’s easy to assume you would never have the opportunity to see Holly Willoughby naked. After all, she doesn’t really do much acting, she doesn’t do many lewd online postings, she doesn’t have an OnlyFans (yet), so where would you see her naked body? The answer is obviously ITV’s children’s Saturday Morning Show, Ministry of Mayhem. Yes, that one. I was going to type that it goes without saying that we weren’t supposed to get a Holly Willoughby nude shot in the show, but with some of the stuff I’ve seen on Ministry of Mayhem, I’m convinced that the producers catered more to coomers than children.

Holly actually occupies a very interesting niche in the nudity ecosystem. Although she doesn’t get naked a lot – or, like, ever – she is the queen of suggestiveness and tease. But here’s the funny thing: I’m not sure that she does it intentionally. Even now, hosting another of ITV’s morning shows, This Morning, with famed sex god Phillip Schofield, she seems to cultivate that innocent MILF aura that I can’t quite figure out the sincerity of. It’s clearly working, because any attempt to find nudes of Holly on the internet will lead you to reams upon reams of fakes, which should be every fapper’s worst nightmare, though desperate times have clearly called for desperate measures.

But if you want to actually see the real Holly Willoughby nude, Ministry of Mayhem remains the only place to do so. This clip dates back to June 26, 2004 – a fateful Saturday morning like no other. For if you were watching the morning kids show on ITV, you would have seen the voluptuous presenter stand up to do a dance, bounce around a bit, have her bounce desynchronize with one of her boobs’ bounce, and said boob fall out of her top. Depending on how much attention you were paying and how big your TV was, you might even have missed it. Fortunately for you, noble fappers who enjoy rewinding lewd Holly clips captured the moment on VHS, and it lives on to this day.

An unsurprising phenomenon, considering Ministry of Mayhem had a number of Holly Willoughby bikini moments, usually dripping wet, often covered with slime, or as they call it on the show, “gunge.” But that’s hardly all. No, no, there are tons of moments with with Holly in racy and suggestive outfits. In this very same episode with her wardrobe malfunction, she does one of her infamous segments as Polly with the Trolley, in which she wears a French maid outfit. But not only does she wear this incredibly erotic outfit, the skirt of it is so short that her ass is almost showing, thighs obviously completely exposed, and the camera even trails behind her as she walks on the stage and films her from below. From below!

ITV must have known what they were doing. Their wardrobe department certainly knew what they were doing when they had their young, attractive presenter wear that nipslip-guaranteeing top and no bra underneath AND have her do a bouncy dance. Somewhere, a producer knew that they were going to get Holly Willoughby naked on camera, and they did their bit. Some men’s greatness just cannot be measured. Holly herself has said on interview how embarrassing the situation was for her, to which co-host Stephen Mulhern “joked” that their rating went up hard after that. I’m sure lots of things went up hard that morning. But that’s enough of that. Enjoy the lovely Holly Willoughby nude like you’ve never seen her below.

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Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb

Emily Mortimer Naked – Lovely & Amazing – HD Stream

Whenever you’re going to watch something with Emily Mortimer naked, you know you’re getting maximum fappability. Lovely & Amazing is a delightful little comedy-drama about a group of women whose lives are not in the best spot. This includes Emily’s character, a neurotic aspiring actress who doesn’t seem to quite be able to catch her big break. She also has a nude scene, and let me tell you, it is the Emily Mortimer nude scene to end all Emily Mortimer nude scenes.

On a technical side note, I’m going to begin incorporating sound back into the videos. The one below is a rough proof of concept. Let me know in the comments or by contact form if it’s working out.

Emily Mortimer is no stranger to nudity. I’m not even going to do a full rundown of all the films in which she’s appeared naked, but I can give you some highlights instead. Coming Home, The Sleeping Dictionary and Young Adam. There we go. Those are your highlights. But you know what every single one of those nude scenes is missing? Emily Mortimer full frontal nudity. And this is why Lovely & Amazing shines in the nude scene department. For some reason, female writers seem to write the best, most gratuitous, most graphic nude scenes. This one, we have courtesy of Nicole Holofcener, and to give but one example of many, Paula Milne wrote The Night Watch, which has an admittedly slightly dodgy nude scene from Anna Wilson-Jones, what is to date the clearest Claire Foy nude scene, and of course the heavyweight champion of on-screen nudity, Anna Maxwell Martin naked in all her glory (free bush included).

I’m going to skip ahead to what is the second Emily Mortimer nude scene in Lovely & Amazing. It’s a bit surreal, if I’m being honest. She gets out of a bed that she’s sharing with Dermot Mulroney (which of us haven’t been there) and walks over to the end of the room, bare-ass naked, and turns around, putting her glorious jungle-like pubic region on show. Yes, gentlemen, we’ve got full bush. She then has our Dermot critique every part of her body. If you’re wondering how the actress might have felt about that considering her character’s body is also her own, she actually had a very interesting perspective on it, saying she was “madly in the moment. There was never less of a gap between me and the character I was playing – I was as vulnerable, as brave, as stupid, as naked, as everything. It was an incredible feeling and I felt like, ‘Oh, this is proper, and I’d like to keep doing this.’” Bless.

We also see Emily Mortimer topless in the very first scene of the movie. She’s doing a photoshoot for a magazine to promote the movie within a movie that this actress within a movie played by an actress in a movie is promoting within the movie. Or something. The photographer, who is clearly a man who has nothing but respect for the dignity of his subjects, recommends for her to open her jacket. She does so, and would you know it, the top she’s wearing underneath is completely see-through, and she’s not wearing a bra. Her nipples are about as visible as if she were wearing nothing. She notices this, looks visibly alarmed and uncomfortable and the fact that her exposed titties are going to be sitting in magazines in dentist’s offices everywhere, brings it up to the photographer, but he convinces her it’s all good.

I want to address the giant bush in the room. I know we’ve all become cynical with the onslaught of merkins that have been plaguing full frontal nude scenes as of late. Admittedly, when Lovely & Amazing came out in 2001, this trend wasn’t quite as pronounced, but they weren’t non-existent either. I want to give you all the good news. Emily Mortimer herself has confirmed that the bush is au naturel. No pubic wigs and no digital trickery played any part in this. In fact, it had become a point of conversation between her and fans. Not gonna lie, I’d certainly open with congratulating her for cultivating a bush majestic enough to talk to Moses if I ever met her in person.

Now that we’ve covered all the important science and history of the topic, enjoy Emily Mortimer naked in Lovely & Amazing below.

Radha Mitchell Naked – Feast of Love – Blu ray

Anyone who’s watched Feast of Love knows that the best part of it was seeing Radha Mitchell naked. Wait. Where does that sound familiar? Some of you who have spent or will spend more time on the site will be familiar with the post where we saw Alexa Davalos naked from the same film. There’s actually a striking similarity between the two actresses’ appearances in the movie. Both of them had the only full frontal nude scenes of their careers here. Similarly, both of them had exactly one other nude scene in existence, and both involved an uninspiring, borderline-unfappable glimpse of nip that might as well not even qualify as a nude scene. For the curious, in Radha’s case, I’m referring to 1998’s High Art.

But that’s all right. Once again, my boy Robert Benton bestows us unworthy mortals with a blessing unmatched by his contemporaries. The first time we see Radha Mitchell naked in the film, she’s riding the luckiest dude on the planet in a scene that’s interspersed with shots of Alexa Davalos recording a sex tape (as one does when boredom strikes). We get some sideboob from the side, followed by a closer shot of her glorious titties from a more frontal angle as she tries a bit of reverse cowgirl. These scenes aren’t particularly long, and they are quite dark, but a bit of color correction and the loop function make for good content to beat your meat to.

This isn’t the only time we see Radha Mitchell nude in Feast of Love. Her next nude scene is significantly longer. It starts with her reclining in bed. The shot is zoomed in to cover her face and the top part of her chest. At first, the nudity is only implied, but then the camera zooms out, revealing her perfectly-positioned nipples in all their glory. The professional fappers amongst us could easily start and finish before this scene ends. It’s long enough, and her breasts remain unobscured the entire time. The guy whose head she was stroking gets up at one point, showing us a bit more skin (hers, not his; well, his as well, if that’s what you’re into). A wine glass makes an appearance at one point, because who doesn’t drink wine in bed?

An argument ensues, likely over the impracticalities of drinking wine in bed and the costs of getting wine stains out of mattresses and bedsheets. The guy fucks off out of the way, giving the camera operator an excuse to fill the frame with an angry and topless Radha Mitchell as she continues to argue with him. Again, I’ve already forgotten what the argument was about, but I believe it had something to do with Konrad Adenauer’s social pension policies. Or infidelity. The overlap is extensive. More importantly, the directing focuses so much on Radha Mitchell’s naked body, that my brain rerouted most of the energy it normally gives to my ears to my eyes, and most of my blood to my… nether realms.

Like all good sex scenes, it ends with Radha Mitchell getting out of bed bare-ass naked and escalating the fight to the point that it gets physical. Spoiler alert: she gets slapped. I didn’t realize this until my 17th rewatch of the film, though, since her labia are fully visible during this entire time. In fact, she sports the patrician’s choice in feminine pubic hair: Trimmed bush up top, fully shaved pussy lips below. If you’ve seen Feast of Love before but feel like this wasn’t part of it, you weren’t wrong, but you weren’t right either. If you’ve seen the DVD, a web stream, or a TV stream, you might have thought that it was all bush, but in reality, you were bamboozled by the combination of low resolution and low lighting. The blu ray with a healthy level of color correction reveals that her labia, and I mean both outer and inner labia, were on display all along, merely in shadow. If the images above don’t do it justice, the full HD 1080p resolution screencaps from the blu ray are below. Happy fapping.

Alexa Davalos Naked – Feast of Love – Blu ray

Anyone who’s watched Feast of Love knows that the best part of it was seeing Alexa Davalos naked. Yes, the film was chock full of nude scenes. Yes, Radha Mitchell had a delicious full frontal as well (labia visible!!!). But it was Alexa’s nude scene that really stole the show. Why? Because it was her first nude scene and, sadly, her last. The connoisseurs among you will likely bring up another nude scene by the petite actress, namely the one from the whimsically named And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself. Well, more fool you. All that time spent squinting to spot that lone hidden nipple in the dark could be better spent fapping to something more accessible, and it’ll probably ruin your eyes more too. Fun fact: The aforementioned film was an HBO production, so there was really no excuse.

As you can see in the supercut above, there’s quite the collection of nude scenes to pick from. Quite the feast, one might say. The first time we see Alexa Davalos naked is quite early in the film. She’s lying in bed, tits up, presumably after a sex session or deep philosophical conversation (or both). She gets out of bed, giving us a nice sideboob view, walks to a door, and opens it. On the other side of the door is a seedy-looking geezer who enjoys the view in the 17 picoseconds before she slams the door. After slamming said door, Alexa turns around, giving us a nice shot of her trimmed pubic region. Life is good. She then walks over to the bed to get dressed, but the camera operator very kindly keeps her boobs in view while she does so.

The second time we see Alexa Davalos nude is when she decides that exhibitionism and public sex – or as the cool kids call it, dogging – is the way forward. She takes her top off in the middle of a football field, titties out on full display of course, and mounts a fellow for sex in the middle of the aforementioned field. This is the middle of the night, so there is no audience to this debauchery. None on site, anyway. Everyone who’s seen the film makes up for it. The sex scene is filmed from some distance, so even though nothing is obscured, we pretty much just get three pixels of sideboob. I’m not complaining, of course. That’s still two pixels more than is necessary to fap to, so it’s not without reason.

It’s important to remember that this is a bit of an artsy film, which means that even though we do get Alexa Davalos topless on screen (and a lot), the gratuitous nudity has to be tempered by being presented in an artistic way. Or to put it in layman’s terms, the nude scenes are all very dark. I don’t mean they were morbid or depressing. I mean that they play out like the film studio forgot to pay their electric bill. The good news is that a spot of careful color correction brings out more detail than you’d think on the blu ray. For instance, during the full frontal nude scene, without enhancement, Alexa’s crotch region kinda just looks like it’s in shadow. Boost it enough, and suddenly you can see individual pubes. Pubes! For the record, this is done without the use of AI upscaling. The images and video on this page were improved with nothing more than some good old-fashioned color correction.

Feast of Love did come out in 2007, and the Pancho Villa movie with the wanky name came out in 2003, so although it pains me to say this, we are unlikely to get another nude scene out of dear Alexa. I praise the heavens above on a daily basis, though, that we were given this one gift before her nips retired from showbusiness. I’m also thankful to director Robert Benton for sneaking so much fappable material into this chick flick, similarly getting two (TWO!) full frontal nude scenes out of Nicole Kidman, and also writing a couple of Superman films in the 70s. I haven’t seen them, so no comment on how much hairy bush is on display in those. Family movies or not, Our Rob clearly knows how to make the most of limited screentime.

Anyway, enjoy some high definition, color corrected, 1080p blu ray captures of the Alexa Davalos nude scenes from Feast of Love below.