2010s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 10

Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb

Rosamund Pike Naked – A Private War – Blu ray

If you’re watching a hard-hitting drama about the life, gruesome injury, and death of war correspondent Marie Colvin, you’re probably watching it to see Rosamund Pike naked. No? Just me? I’ve said time and time again how I absolutely don’t buy the official line that nude scenes are necessary for their artistic value for multiple reasons, first and foremost of which is that actresses have infinitely more nude scenes than actors, which suspiciously coincides with which demographic would be more swayed into watching a movie for the nudity (the weird stuff around Taylor Lautner in the Twilight series was an outlier). And nowhere is the tone shift from “serious art” into tits and pussy more in your face than Rosamund Pike’s scene in A Private War.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m of course eternally grateful to the producers, who incidentally include Charlize Theron, for adding in a completely unnecessary shot of Rosamund Pike’s pussy as she’s spreading her legs wide to get into a bathtub – all, by the way, filmed with that worm’s eye view that porn directors use to get the money shots – but I couldn’t help to laugh at the stark contrast to the rest of the movie. I have literally seen literal softcore pornos that avoided scenes like that because they considered them too lewd.

Before someone calls me out on misrepresenting the fappability of this Rosamund Pike nude scene, I’ll admit that the lighting is done in such a way that you can’t really make out her labia in the film as it screens. I’ll take it a step further and say that even with an elephant’s does of color correction and some tactical slow motion, whether we’re seeing her actual pussy lips or some skin-colored material that’s covering them is not completely clear. Her pubic region might have even been digitally obscured. Once again, it’s really hard to say for sure when there’s this little light in the footage.

But let’s not get bogged down in all of that when what we can all agree on is that you do see Rosamund Pike topless in A Private War. The scene starts with her sitting naked in front of a mirror while having flashbacks to dead people in war zones. It’s a very erotic film in that way. She then stands up and walks over to a tall mirror while completely nude. This mirror is a great prop because we get to see her full frontal nude from the back and get a shot of her ass at the same time. She then turns around and very kindly remains in front of the mirror while doing so, essentially giving us the 360 degree rotation of her fully naked body from two angles at the same time.

The money shot in this Rosamund Pike nude scene comes when she walks over to a bath tub with Stanley Tucci in it and proceeds to join him. But how does she join him? How does this classy, refined, serious actress climb into this bath tub? By turning her ass towards the camera and stepping into it with her inside leg first, giving us a gaping twat shot for the ages. While it’s true that this isn’t the only movie where you can see Rosamund Pike naked, I think there’s no dispute over this being the most graphic and gratuitous. If nothing else, she does get to show off her majestic bush.

If you’re looking for more Rosamund Pike nude scenes anyway, she plays another Marie, nuclear pioneer Marie Curie, in Radioactive, and out of respect to this titan of science, she prances around butt naked a bit. Art! Her breasts make a welcome appearance in the BBC series Women in Love, so if you’re a tit man, you know what to do. Sideboob in Gone Girl, if you’re easy to please. That’s pretty much the highlight reel. Drop a comment to help your fellow fappers out if I’m missing anything important. Meanwhile, here’s Rosamund Pike nude in A Private War.

Catherine Walker Naked – A Dark Song – Blu ray

The movie teases you so much with displaying Catherine Walker naked, dangling that boob-shaped carrot in front of you only to yank it away every time, that when it actually gets to the nude scene, ironically, you don’t believe it’s happening. Right at the beginning of the film, there’s talk about Catherine’s character, Sophia, having to perform sex magic, there’s a million suggestions of her getting naked, she has to undergo a ritual where she gets dunked in a bathtub multiple times, and there’s even a frozen-shower-down-the-back scene à la Jennifer Lawrence’s Russian spy torture scene in Red Sparrow. Yet she’s dressed through all of that.

Then the actual nude scene rolls around, and the build-up to that gets teased out as well. The creepy magician tells her to prepare herself, there’s a scene where she’s applying makeup, and she stands in front of him for a while, looking nervous at the prospect having to be naked. And so you, the viewer, assume that there will be no actual nude scene. Even as she pulls her shirt up, you’re sure that there is no incoming nudity. You’ve been burned before. You’re not falling it this time.

Well, more fool you, because the Catherine Walker nude scene you’ve been waiting for all movie has finally materialized. She pulls her top up over her head, glorious breasts in full view, and stands there, facing both the camera and the creeper that’s jerking off furiously, on full display. OK, I’m getting a bit ahead of myself. The camera does cut off above her crotch, so there is, very sadly, no full frontal nudity here, but what is within frame is on full display. In fact, the scene is surprisingly gratuitous considering how coy the rest of the movie is with showing Catherine Walker naked.

She does very shyly cover up her pubic region with her hands at one point, but since said pubis is off screen, a portion of the magic (pun intended) is sadly lost, and more importantly, we’ll never know whether she rocks the full bush or not. She turns around for a bit, giving us a slightly blurry shot of sideboob, and then she bends over and spreads her ass cheeks to show fapping dude her labia. Before you ask, yes, that entire last clause happens off-screen. I’m sorry too. But instead, you do get some nice shots of a geezer spunking into his pants.

If you happen to be a connoisseur of forced stripping scenes and embarrassed nude females, as I believe the subgenre is so descriptively called, this is likely the best Catherine Walker nude scene you can fap to. If you’re interested in branching out, however, you can check out her nude debut in Conspiracy of Silence, catch her in the fourth season of Strike Back, known individually as Shadow Warfare, see her topless in Patrick’s Day, spot some nips in The Delinquent Season, and finally, for the desperate masochists among you, test your vision be catching the brief nipslip in one of the 19 episodes of Versailles that she appears in. Or, if you want to just stick to what’s under hand (no, not your penis; the other hand), enjoy Catherine Walker naked in A Dark Song.

UPDATE: Greetings to everyone on this lovely summer’s day. I was looking back on this scene, and my first thought was, “Good Lord, my color correction her was absolutely abysmal.” I have atoned for my sins by redoing the color correction. If you are coming onto this page having visited it before and wondering if and why it looks different, now you know. If this is your first time, steady on and enjoy the Catherine Walker nude gallery below.

Andrea Riseborough Naked – Bloodline – HD Stream

This isn’t the first time you’ve seen Andrea Riseborough naked, but I guarantee it’s the best. If that happens to not be true, you’re clearly an expert paparazzo that’s taken photos of her spreading her pussy lips wide open with her insides visible to the throat, in which case, please share with me. I can pay you in kind. By which I mean I’ll send you positive energy over the internets. No refunds. Until then, I maintain this remains the greatest Andrea Riseborough nude scene of all time.

Andrea Riseborough plays Evangeline “Eve” Radosevich in Bloodline, a Netflix series that isn’t especially notorious for getting its female cast nude, and this is a series that features Chloë Sevigny, an actress whose boobs probably have more screentime than her face. And in spite of this typical Netflix deficit, out of fucking nowhere, there’s this minutes-long scene of an utterly, completely naked Andrea Riseborough. And gentlemen, I must tell you, she rocks the full bush. Trimmed for neatness, sure, but no landing strip nonsense or anything like that.

So the reigning queen of all Andrea Riseborough nude scenes begins with her reclined in a bed completely naked. And I do mean completely naked. No wretched merkins make an appearance here. She rolls around in the bed a bit, giving us good looks at her tits and her pubic hair. She eventually stands up and does a very feline stretch. Or so it seems. Maybe I just see it that way because of the catgirl post I covered yesterday. She very kindly does a 360 degree slow rotation with her arms over her head, so we get to have a very good view of every square inch of her naked body.

The latter half of the scene has a lot of great shots of Andrea Riseborough topless. We see her boobs from the front, from the back, and of course, the patrician’s angle, the sideboob. Anyone who’s seen the actress in other movies she’s been in knows that she has a bit of a penchant for adopting all sorts of different styles. The one she goes for in this series is the trailer trash meth addict look, which is sort of like the old heroin chic from the 90s, but with even less glamor. A lot of people may not be into that – and I’ll be honest, I prefer her when she’s looking like she doesn’t smell like pee – but there is something slightly alluring about the aura she goes for here. Or maybe that’s just my brain on boobies talking.

So if you want to see Andrea Riseborough’s ass, breasts, bush, and everything both beyond and in between, you’ve got it right here in Bloodline. The closest alternative we have that you can consider Fapsmith-approved is W.E., a movie about how the King of the British Empire was a simp who gave up his titles as the most powerful monarch in the world for a side of pussy. Well, if nothing else came out of that, it inspired a movie that involved Andrea Riseborough naked in her first ever full frontal nude scene, which has only now been followed and bettered by this one. Remember to think of King Edward VIII while you fap to this. It’s for the best.

Anna Maxwell Martin Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

Anna Maxwell Martin naked with her full bush and pussy lips on display is definitely the shining moment of The Night Watch for me. Even if you’ve had a crush on Claire Foy forever and have been rightfully disappointed in what has, as I write, been her only nude scene, you’d be well within your right to be overjoyed that Claire gets properly naked with her boobs on full display here, but this holds no candle to the full frontal nudity we get from Anna. Even the other Anna, Anna Wilson-Jones, who is exceptionally difficult to spot naked but does get a nice nude scene in this film, only gets some nips out and for just a few flashes and they’re questionably blurred out in the close-ups.

Admittedly, The Night Watch isn’t the only film where we can see Anna Maxwell Martin naked. She has an explicit unsimulated sex scene in Line of Duty when DCS Patricia Carmichael pegs Arnott with a studded dildo for not doing a ridiculous enough fake Essex accent. Outside of that, we have two topless scenes. The first is in White Girl, by coincidence another BBC production, where we see Anna Maxwell Martin crying naked in the bathroom. Lighting is poor, and while nips do appear, the scene is about as far from explicit as you can get without her being encased in a space suit.

There’s another bona fide Anna Maxwell Martin nude scene in the Channel 4 adaptation of Poppy Shakespeare, which came out exactly three weeks after White Girl, but I’m told it’s short and not exceptionally fappable. I may get proven wrong when I have my own look at it very soon, but until then, I’ll have to take my shady informants at face value. Finally, she kind of sort of has a pube shot in the episode of Accused that she appears in, but the look is hardly great, to the point where we can’t even be completely sure what we’re looking at. There’s sideboob in that as well, but no nipple visible, therefore not a valid nude scene in my book.

With all the disappointments out of the way, let’s talk about where we actually do get a great view of Anna Maxwell Martin topless. Well, much more than topless, we see all there is to see. The scene starts as a door opens, followed by her emerging from behind it. She is completely naked at this stage. Just to be clear, we’re talking about no clothing, no merkins, no tactical props to block the view, no frustrating camera angles that don’t show us the good bits. She is completely nude and remains so for the rest of the scene. She walks across the room, sits down on a bed, acts pensive for a few seconds – one can only assume to prolong the amount of time she’s completely nude on screen with everything on show – and then gets under the covers.

We then get the beginnings of the only Anna Maxwell Martin lesbian sex scene in existence, but unfortunately, the fappability of this is limited to a nip flashing for a few frames as her sideboob peeks out from under the sheets while she rolls over to her side. Claire Foy is her partner for this scene, but sadly, no nudity from Claire here. In summary, we have visible labia, all natural bush, hard nipples, and with the spot of color correction I’ve done, what amounts to a well-lit view of Anna Maxwell Martin naked.