2010s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 9

Lynsey Taylor Mackay Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Imagine you get your big break. It’s going to be a big budget movie with some big names involved. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. You have to do a full frontal nude scene with your labia completely on show, but you see it as a necessary way to break into the film industry. You do the scene, the movie comes out, and you find out that the same movie also contains multiple full frontal nude scenes from Scarlett Johansson. I imagine it’s like if your band gets signed to play a gig at a large venue, only to find out that Megadeth will be playing down the road at the exact same time.

Lynsey Taylor Mackay played the essential role of The Dead Woman in Under The Skin. I’m not just saying that because I forgot her character’s name. I’m saying that because that’s literally how she’s credited. The tragedy is that her performance, silent though it was, was perfect. What’s more, her naked body looks great. And yet, I guarantee you most people who watched Under The Skin more than a few months ago will have forgotten that she was even in it. Life is truly cruel. So I’ll do my part in immortalizing this performance by color correcting all the naughty bits to perfectly, fap-ready visibility. You’re welcome, struggling artists of the world.

For those that have forgotten this scene, it involves a completely nude Scarlett Johansson stripping Lynsey Taylor Mackay’s clothes off as… of, sorry, did I forget to mention that one of Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes was overlapping with this one? So I suppose it’s less like Megadeth are playing down the road and more like they’re playing just to the left of you and everyone in the audience thinks you’re just a gaggle of roadies that didn’t get off stage fast enough. So unfair. So very unfair. Oh well. Such is life. I, for one, am thankful to Lynsey for gracing us with this nude scene and wish her all the success in the future. As for all of you readers, you know very well what it’s time for.

Eva Hamilton Naked – Ruin Me – HD Stream

Lately I’ve developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with hunting down all material that includes Eva Hamilton naked. I always imagine that’s the point of nude scenes – getting sad fappers to shell out their hard-earned money for a movie just to see the actress’ tits. I ain’t even mad, though. Ruin Me was actually a pretty fun movie. It tells of a group of people entering a sort of escape room-type situation, but it’s set in a forest. So like an escape forest… or something. Such a scenario obviously lends itself to plenty of nudity, so I suppose it’s ironic that none of the nude scenes – or rather, the only nude scene – actually has nothing to do with the escape room scenario.

I’m obviously not complaining about the circumstances in which we got to marvel at Eva Hamilton’s nude body. I just wish there were more nude scenes. But then, I had the same opinion about Room in Rome, and that movie has more nude scenes than non-nude scenes. Perhaps we could have gotten a chance to see Marcienne Dwyer nude. She did play the protagonist, but then there’s that weird thing about female protagonists in films – not simply “the female lead,” but the actual protagonist when the character is a woman – rarely getting naked, no matter how many other actresses in the same film do get naked. The most common exceptions seem to be BBC productions and films directed by women.

So what exactly is the context in which we see Eva Hamilton nude? Well, the main characters are all sitting around a campfire, and Eva’s character suggests a game of truth or dare, before announcing her intent to skip the boring bits and just get naked. And then she does get naked, because why not. In an inexplicable turn of events, all of the men present dislike this move. This includes the self-admitted virgin of the group who is before and after this scene one of the thirstiest bastards around. Maybe in that moment he realized that he was gay all along, just like the other fellers around that campfire.

This is not a problem for the viewer, however, because the camera lingers on Eva Hamilton’s topless figure for quite a while. No, the scene doesn’t last minutes, but I think everyone is well acquainted with those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it nude scenes where you’re not even sure whether the actress was ever naked or not. With that in mind, this one’s quite refreshing. Yes, it’s somewhat, kind of, fairly dark-ish in the original film, but a spot of color correction brings out, as I’m sure you can agree looking at the images and video on this page, quite a lot of detail. The little puppy roleplay thing she does for about three seconds is surprisingly topical, calling back to Scarlett Johansson naked in Under The Skin, who technically plays a wolfgirl, even if it’s never said in the movie, and Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf, where she plays, contrary to what the film’s name might imply, a catgirl.

If you find Eva Hamilton hot and would like to marvel at her glorious breasts some more, I’m still early days in my research, but you can see her nude in a number of movies that came out in the three years after Ruin Me. In Death Kiss, she opens up her top to flash her titties to Charles Bronson’s spirit. In Ouija House, she is topless for a ritual, because why not, but alas, she’s wearing a mask over most of her face. In The Dragon Unleashed, she gets her shirt ripped off, flashing her boobies in the process. Very nice. And finally, in Cabal, she enjoys a hot tub topless, the way God intended. But let’s not get too greedy. For now, enjoy Eva Hamilton nude in Ruin me.

Jenna Harrison Naked – Chimera Strain – HD Stream

You could be forgiven for thinking that we would never see Jenna Harrison naked again after 2007. After all, she made her nude debut at the same time she made her first ever film debut back in 2001 with My Brother Tom, which is also the only time she has done any full frontal nudity on the screen. That was followed up with a tender two years later by Cambridge Spies, which was a BBC miniseries, and we all know what that means. I would like to take this opportunity to once again thank British TV license payers for funding so many great nude scenes that we would not otherwise see.

Fast-forward another four years to 2007, and we have Natasha, which was everyone thought was going to be the last time we were going to see Jenna Harrison nude. And I suppose it wasn’t to be a bad send-off. There are group shower scenes, lesbian sex scenes, all the kinds of things you’d want to do to go out with a bang – both figuratively and literally. And so fappers lay dormant. For eleven painful years, we lay in wait for something that we thought would never happen. But then it did. In 2018, Chimera Strain came out. Now of all the nudity in the movie, I thought that it would just be more tease from Jenna since it was never her that got naked, until…

The first Jenna Harrison nude scene since 2007 appears within the last 10 minutes of Chimera Strain. I have to give the filmmakers credit. They really know how to build up just enough tension to get viewers to the point where we’re convinced that the nude scene we want the most isn’t coming, and then it comes (and so do we). I don’t want to give too many spoilers, so I won’t go into why everything is happening, just describe events that are already visible in the video above and screencaps below. Jenna’s character begins undressing in front of an incinerator or furnace. First it’s just down to bra, and at this stage, we’re kind of thinking that’s where it’s going to end. Then she pulls her pants down and she’s wearing nothing but the bra. This view is from the side, so you can’t really see anything explicit at this stage, and again, you’re probably thinking that this is as far as it’s going to get.

The payload finally hits when she takes her bra off, giving us the view of Jenna Harrison topless that we’ve been waiting for so long. There is then a shot from inside the furnace (I hope the camera was well insulated), with which we get a front-on look at her tits as the intensity of the fire fluctuates. She then turns around to run off, with a ceremonious shot of ass to tide us over. We’re treated to a distant shot of Jenna running completely naked between two large buildings. I’m sorry to say that even in HD, there is too much distance between her and the camera for any hard details (apart from the one in my trousers, of course) to be made out. Maybe when Chimera Strain gets a 4K release, we’ll be surprised by just how much nudity is hiding beneath the pixels.

The last bit is like something out of a medical fetish porn video. We get to enjoy Jenna Harrison naked again as she runs through a medical lab completely nude, her tits bouncing with wild abandon. She then lays down on a metal medical slab, on her back, of course, so that her nips are never concealed, and gets injected by a giant… thing from a machine. Am I satisfied? Damn right, I am. While not old by any stretch, the first time there was a Jenna Harrison nude scene was when she was 19 years old, and time is cruel. Not for her, though. The Norfolk actress has aged like the finest of wines and still looks incredible, firm breasts and all.

Scarlett Johansson Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Scarlett Johansson naked? Of course you do. Even if you’re a gay man or a straight woman, I know you want to see Black Widow nude. Everyone does. It’s one of the universal constants. The frustration for every human with a pulse, however, is that there is only one movie in existence in which we get a proper Scarlett Johansson nude scene. The good news is that said movie offers less one nude scene and about six million nude scenes. Truly nothing is impossible. I’m talking of course about Under The Skin, the 2013 film by Jonathan Glazer (extremely loosely) based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Michel Faber. Tragically, in the film adaptation, Scarlett doesn’t play a wolfgirl like she does in the books, so all you anime fans are going to be disappointed. That said, catgirl nudity is still on the menu if you look hard enough.

Now, you may think that the reason she’s been so shy about getting naked since Under The Skin came out is because you’re not supposed to see a Disney actress nude. It messes with Disney’s family-friendly image, which is a weird concept considering even Disney stars from literal children’s shows end up doing reams upon reams of nudity after the fact, Miley Cyrus being perhaps the most notable example, but by no means the only. Even so, that’s not the reason. Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been a thing since Iron Man 2 came out all the way back in the glory years of 2010. But wait! Disney didn’t originally own Marvel Studios, so that’s irrelevant. Wrong in this situation. Disney bought out Marvel Entertainment in 2009, a year before the release of Iron Man 2 and the introduction of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. But when did Under The Skin come out?

The first time the world was blessed by seeing Scarlett Johansson nude was in 2014, when Under The Skin was released. Before someone calls me out on it, yes, technically the film first screened to audiences in 2013, but that was only if you happened to be at one of the major film festivals in which that happened. Everyone else had to wait until the following year. I do too remember waiting with bated breath for footage to finally emerge all those months, being sustained only by reports from lucky fappers that happened to be at one of the original screenings. It was a long wait, and then, to be honest, I was disappointed with the final release.

Scarlett Johansson, tits, trimmed bush, plenty of full frontal nudity – what could I possibly have been disappointed in? Well, for those who have seen the film, you’ve certainly noticed just how incredibly dark the nude scenes in it are. So if you’re sitting through it to fap to Scarlett Johansson naked, you might feel somewhat cheated. My problem back then was that I didn’t bother with color correction, and in fact, very few people did. Certainly the first offerings of the nude scenes from Under The Skin were only brightened or had the midtones boosted. Nothing more advanced than that, and sadly, it was not enough.

To get the full experience of enjoying Scarlett Johansson topless in Under The Skin, quite a lot of work has to go into it. Yes, it’s true that better attempts at color correcting these scenes have come about in the eight years since the movie met the general public, but I’ve still felt that none have really reached the kind of detail I need to minimally sustain my fap sessions. An oft-misattributed quote to Gandhi is “Be the change you want to see,” and while he didn’t actually say those words, if he had lived to witness the era of film and television nudity, I’m sure he would have. Gandhi liked titties. And I like detailed titties. This culminated in my own attempt at color correcting the nude scenes in Under The Skin so that I can actually get the best look at Scarlett Johansson naked possible (unless you’re Ryan Reynolds and you’ve gotten to see that heavenly body up close). The result (so far) is available all throughout this page. You’re welcome.

And Under The Skin really is the full package. If you’re after some Scarlett Johansson ass, it’s got you covered. If what would tickle you pink is close ups of Scarlett Johansson’s feet, then it’s got plenty of that too. Honestly, it’s unreal just how gratuitous the nudity in this movie is. And once you get some color correction done, it’s even visible. I don’t know if this has ever been confirmed or not, but I suspect that the really dark shots and extreme lighting are a payoff for how technically explicit the nude scenes are. I mean, you’re not going to get an A-list Hollywood actress who, as we’ve established, is already part of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe as Black Widow, to do gaping pussy shots on screen unless you assure her that it’s totally artistic… not at all gratuitous… not at all meant to be sexually arousing.

That said, if you don’t find a close up of Scarlett Johansson’s pussy, surrounded by her neatly trimmed pubic hair, soft yet firm abs, and luscious thighs, sexually stimulating, then you’re truly one in a million. Again, gay men and straight women are not exempt from this. I’m not going to do a full run down of each of her nude scenes in Under The Skin, except to say that she doesn’t have any sex scenes, which is ironic considering the movie is all about luring unsuspecting Scottish neds into her van with the implication of them getting sex somewhere along the way. Then again, I suppose that was meant to be the subversion. Whatever. Either way, the naked scenes by and large involve non-sexual nudity, which I’ve always found makes for a more sublime fapping experience.

Let’s quickly address other films and characters where you might hope to see a naked Scarlett Johansson. Black Widow? The character everyone loves, for sure, but Disney actresses only go nude outside of their contracts, so that’s an obvious no-go. One of her early roles was in A Love Song for Bobby Long, wherein at the tender age of 19, she was cradling some majestic sideboob to flash for the camera. As you’ve probably guessed, there is no nipple visible, even if we do get a massive look at her massive right breast. Vicky Cristina Barcelona has some great cleavage as she’s topless in a bed, and while her tits look phenomenal, again, no nipples appear. Next, a skinny dipping scene in He’s Just Not That Into You. Tons of people swear they saw a flash of nip here as she bobs up and down in the swimming pool, but I’ve not scrubbed through the frames myself to confirm. She has a sex scene in Don Jon, but you pretty much see nothing, so that one’s a wash too.

Outside of film, the Scarlett Johansson leaked nude photos were what they were, but a lot of people felt it immoral to fap to those personal pictures. As for the ones that didn’t find it immoral, the Fappening showed us all something very interesting, which is that Hollywood millionaires just cannot afford phones with even halfway decent cameras. One last dishonorable mention goes to her role in Ghost in the Shell, in which all of her nudity is obscured by a body suit, even when she is literally meant to be completely naked. Yes, I am enough of a weeb to know that Major was always a machine (in that body anyway), but the Major in the anime had nipples, android or not, and Scarlett Johansson has nipples too, which has been proven to us courtesy of Under The Skin. I’m just saying it would have fit together nicely, but Hollywood decided to aim this adaptation at preteens, so we’re robbed once again.

Anywho, for all that’s wrong with the world of celebrity nudity, one thing that went right, albeit with a spot or ten of color correction, is Under The Skin. So from that gem of Scottish cinema, enjoy Scarlett Johansson nude.

Daisy Waterstone Naked – Milky’s Immortality – HD Stream

We never got to see Daisy Waterstone naked while she was playing Margo in The Durrells of Corfu… except we kind of did. In fact, we got to see sweet Margo Durrell naked precisely while that show was airing. No, you didn’t miss it. The show didn’t give us an actual Margo Durrell nude scene, although that definitely would have spiced it up, but we did get to see Daisy Waterstone nude in another production that was released shortly after the second season of The Durrells finished. I’m talking about the web short, Milky’s Immortality. This is listed by the creator as the first part of the Milky Slips Time Trilogy. Sadly, we still have not seen the rest, but I’m looking forward to it, especially if both Daisy and the wardrobe department return intact.

Milky’s Immortality is a tale about quantum suicide and quantum immortality. If that sounds really heavy, you’ll be surprised to learn that it’s not. A surprisingly jaunty short which is no doubt helped by Margo Durrell’s bouncing tits pretty much opening it. Perhaps one of my favorite things about it is how well concealed it is. With less than 18,000 views as I write, I really feel like I’ve uncovered some sort of hidden treasure. Yes, it’s true that our English Rose has more credits in shorts than anything else, but even so, those are more mainstream, more marketed, more widely listed. Milky’s Immortality is like an unassuming side shop in the back alleys of a Moroccan market, but when you step through its threshold, you behold wonders the world has never seen… namely Daisy Waterstone’s breasts.

The funny thing is that there’s one place that we didn’t get to see Daisy Waterstone nude, and that’s in BBC’s Silent Witness. My God, BBC comes up a lot along my travels. It almost makes paying for TV License in the United Kingdom an honor, knowing that you’re funding so many nude scenes. And Silent Witness really does do that. Just off the top of my head, the show has the only nude scene by Daisy Ridley, who of course gained fame by playing Rey, Jar Jar Binks’ sex slave in the Star Wars sequels. Silent Witness also contains the only proper nude scene by Jodie Comer. That girl’s always got hair covering her tits in every other nude scene, but not Silent Witness. Incidentally, both playing corpses during their nude scenes. In fact, most of the nude scenes in Silent Witness are of corpses. I guess someone’s got to cater to the necrophile market.

As for contextualizing why we see Daisy Waterstone topless in Milky’s Immortality, it’s because she needs to commit suicide to travel to another dimension. We obviously all know that you have to be naked when you commit suicide, but panties are allowed if you do it by drinking dishwashing liquid. So she takes a gulp and then starts sputtering and throwing it up. If any of you fappers are into gag porn or something, you are in for a treat. I have to give mad respect to the director here for keeping the camera on her front, keeping the lights on bright, and not having any annoying props covering up the good bits. Your service will be honored for generations to come, sir.

We then get a magnificent view of Daisy Waterstone’s ass and hanging sideboob – or maybe it’s more of a hanging underboob – as she crawls across the room on the floor. She reaches the end of the room, at which point she rolls over onto her back. The camera operator then takes the opportunity to get a nice, long, lingering look at her naked body from the top as she lies dead. You know, as I’m writing this, I’m wondering whether this was actually an undercover Silent Witness episode. The coincidences are just too many. No, I take it back. Silent Witness nude scenes usually have terrible angles, whereas in Milky’s Immortality, we truly get the best seats in the house. Enjoy the screenshots of Daisy Waterstone nude.