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Hannah Murray Naked – Charlie Says – Blu ray

The last time we saw Hannah Murray naked was all the way back in 2018, when Charlie Says premiered at the Venice Film Festival. Well, the attendees of that festival did, at least. The rest of us plebs got a more public release the following year. Admittedly, much of the time between then and now has been fraught with COVID restrictions that seem to have gutted a lot of filmmaking efforts (but created the Covidcore subgenre as compensation), so perhaps it’s too early to say that we won’t be getting any more Hannah Murray nude scenes in the future, but it’s not looking positive in the context of the high frequency of them in the years preceding.

More frustrating is the fact that the Bristolian actress has been ramping up the gratuitousness of her nude scenes with each new one. On one hand, while it would be a shame for her nudity in Charlie Says to be a close to the chapter, she certainly ended it on one hell of a high note. And how could she not? After all, Charlie Says gets both of the coveted F-rated tags. The Charles Manson biopic was directed by the great Mary Harron, who was responsible for, among many others, the amazing nude scenes with Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page. That movie, like this one, was written by the equal-parts witty and beautiful Guinevere Turner.

You see, we were always going to enjoy the Hannah Murray nude scenes in Charlie Says like no other since Guinevere Turner is no stranger to nude scenes herself. I don’t just mean writing them – as she did for The L Word and BloodRayne (the latter of which was a whole thing). I mean that Guinevere Turner has also acted in a number of nude scenes herself – pierced nipples and all. 1997’s Preaching to the Perverted has got to be the highlight of that, but by no means her only offering. But I digress.

The only at least partway graphic nudity we’d gotten from our actress here before she played Leslie Van Houten in Charlie Says would have to be summed up by Hannah Murray’s hot ass scene from 2015’s Bridgend, which incidentally was her nude debut. Her first frontal nude scene came a few years later in Detroit, in which her dress gets ripped off, flashing her nips for a scant few frames. I mean, yeah, technically we saw her boobs, but not for long and not without motion blur. Hannah Murray was in Game of Thrones, in which she played Gilly, but against all reason, she had no nude scenes throughout the entire run of the HBO series.

Although we never got to see Hannah Murray topless in Skins, the show that started her acting career, I have begun the process of scrubbing through for any potential slips. No, we’re obviously not going to get an epic full frontal nude scene like we got from Siwan Morris’ Angie, but I have to date caught a number of nipslips from actresses in the show who weren’t strictly supposed to have nude scenes, so there’s nothing inconceivable about Cassie Ainsworth flashing a cheeky tit at some point as well, even if it had flown under everyone’s radars (until now). But more of that in the future. For now, enjoy Hannah Murray nude in Charlie Says.

Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Catherine McCormack Naked – 28 Weeks Later – Blu ray

This is not the only time we’ve seen Catherine McCormack naked. It’s not the first Catherine McCormack nude scene, nor the longest, nor the most graphic, nor the most gratuitous. The reason I’m doing this micro post to cover the nude scene in 28 Weeks Later is because, as a shameless zombie movie fanatic (>inb4 the Infected aren’t zombies and 28 Days/Weeks Later aren’t zombie films), I’ve watched it a number of times, and in those number of times, I’d only picked up that there might have been a nip flash the previous time and confirmed that there were plenty of shots with nudity in what technically passes as a nude scene the last time.

OK, “plenty” is a bit rich. There are exactly two shots in which Catherine McCormack’s right nipple appear (we have yet to confirm the continued existence of her left nipple at the time of the movie’s production). But that’s still one more than I thought might be until relatively recently and two more than most people – myself included for most of the time since the film came out – realize. This is also the only nude scene in 28 Weeks Later, which deviates from its prequel, 28 Days Later, which includes the infamous shots of Cillian Murphy’s dick.

So how have they slipped in these shots of Catherine McCormack nude without it being obvious? Well, that’s the funny thing. It actually is quite obvious. Without dropping too many spoilers, Catherine’s character Alice finds herself stripped naked and hosed down in a standing shower by a group of soldiers, as one does. The scene lasts roughly half a minute, and in every single shot of her, she is wearing no clothes. Tactical camera work and positioning of props and body parts were used to cover up most of the explicit bits, but some did leak through. That said, I’m not going to attach the infamous Unscripted Nudity tag since the second of the two shots seems quite clearly intentional, even if the jury’s still out on the first. Again, not overly clear if you’re watching the movie for the story and not paying too much attention, but if you have keener eyes, and especially if you scrub through frame by frame, you’ll end up with the lovely gallery of Catherine McCormack nude in 28 Weeks Later below.

Kristen Stewart Naked – Lizzie – Blu ray

I am very excited to be bringing you Kristen Stewart naked today, and not just because it’s like a sort of late Christmas or Boxing Day gift. You see, the Kristen Stewart nude scene in the 2012 film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road was one of the first scenes I’d covered back in the innocent times of the .NET days. It was 2012, and the film contained Bella Swan’s nude debut. I’d be courting no controversy if I said that there was a lot of excitement around it even outside of my own personal goings on at the time.

The funniest part is that for all of the excitement around what we thought would never happen happening, On The Road heralded the era of Kristen Stewart nude in absolutely everything. OK, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but she went from being an actress with no-nudity clauses following her everywhere she goes to an actress that delivers nude scene after nude scene with wild abandon and no shame. The main films where we got long and solid naked shots of the Twilight actress include Personal Shopper – which, depending on perspective, is the second film in which she’s appeared naked – and, of course, this film right here.

The Kristen Stewart nude scenes in Lizzie may not be among the most graphic around, but they are pretty gratuitous, which is always lovely. I’m not going to go into too many plot points because that would involve a series of spoilers, although, to be fair, it’s not difficult to figure out what’s going on from the video or even from the images. Suffice it to say, Kristen Stewart’s character, the Irish maid Bridget (who has to go by Maggie because it’s unacceptable for Irish maids in America to not be… or something…), has to get completely naked to carry out a certain act – a trick she learned from the 1892 season of CSI, apparently. TV censorship laws were very different before it existed.

And yet, seeing Kristen Stewart topless for her nude scenes somehow isn’t the highlight of Lizzie. The delightful and perennially naked Chloë Sevigny has nude scenes in the movie as well. And they are much, much longer. And they are more graphic. And they include some full frontal action. I do intent to give them the same treatment with the color correction that Kristen got here, so keep on checking back for that. You can also follow on Twitter and get news of the new posts right in your feed. In fact, keep an eye on the Faptuary Twitter anyway since the social media site’s video hosting limits are more lenient, and that usually means the videos for the nude scenes are longer with more content, like the more narratively coherent cut of the glorious nude scene by Siwan Morris in Skins.

And if none of that is enough for you, we can’t possibly forget the millions upon millions of Kristen Stewart leaked nudes floating all over the internet. I don’t even remember which of the Fappenings included leaked nudes from Kristen – probably because it was all of them – but they are far from difficult to find. It’s honestly to the point that I’m almost 100% convinced that the actress leaks them herself. She’s basically become an exhibitionist at this point, which I can’t help finding incredibly ironic considering her absolute aversion to nude scenes in the earlier years of her career.

So you can hit the search engines and find a Kristen Stewart sex tape or ten among her million nude scenes and leaked naked pics, or you can stay right here and enjoy what is, as I write, the cleanest, crispest edit of her nude scenes in Lizzie. As always, I challenge anyone who disagrees with that sentiment to prove me wrong. For everyone else, I do believe the time has come to pull those dongers out, scroll down, and enjoy the lovingly curated gallery of Kirsten Stewart naked in Lizzie.

AnnaMaria Demara Naked – See How They Run – Blu ray

If I asked you to research how many movies there are in which you can ogle at AnnaMaria Demara naked, you might come to the conclusion that there are four. You would be wrong. In this sad world we live in, there is only one film, television series, or any other sort of Hollywood-esque media in which we get a true AnnaMaria Demara nude scene. Join me on this wondrous journey to find out why you are wrong and have your fapping dreams dashed. Or, alternatively, take the blue pill and just scroll down to the gallery at the bottom of this post to fap away in the moment.

Let me get the maybe out of the way first so that we can move past any potential controversy. The Canadian actress had one of her earliest roles in an episode of FX’s Nip/Tuck back in 2009. It would be hard to call that a breakout role for her since her character was literally called simply “Sexy Latina,” but the good news for us is that with a character “name” like that, her role was certain to be hot and heavy. The bad news is that FX is American network television, so the nudity there was limited to the top of her ass crack as she gets pounded doggystyle by a dude. Sad.

But hey, it ain’t so bad since we got to see AnnaMaria Demara nude right here in See How They Run. Barely 15 minutes into the movie, and the Toronto thespian is standing in nothing but a thong, holding a bottle of wine, skin all goosebumped and nipples hard as diamonds in the cold night air. She then gets into a hot tub with a girlfriend (who, sadly, is wearing a bikini top). The director was kind enough to make sure that the lead actress’ nipples stayed above the waterline for at least half the time, though, so that’s nice.

The second time we see AnnaMaria Demara topless in See How They Run is toward the end of the movie. She’s taking part in some sort of Native American ritual or some such wank. Of course, this necessitates her pulling her dress down to her waist, exposing her boobs, and washing like that. All of this takes place outside, by a lake, and in plain view. Who’s complaining, right? This second scene was subject to only limited color correction on my part due to the way it was edited in the original movie. I won’t bore you with technical details, but there would have been little point to me doing any more work on that one (and I’m a lazy bastard). But what about the other two features of the four that I talked about at the start of this piece?

Some of you may have heard that there is some incredible AnnaMaria Demara public nudity scenes in Demon Legacy. How right you are. But here’s the thing: That’s this movie. Yep, See How They Run and Demon Legacy are the same movie. They’re not even different edits (to my knowledge), just different titles. OK, so what about the great AnnaMaria Demara nude scenes you heard about from Haunting at Foster Cabin? You can guess what I’m going to say, can’t you? Haunting at Foster Cabin is this movie as well. The more you know. Anyway, now that we’ve got the admin garbage out of the way, we can fap freely to AnnaMaria Demara naked in See How They Run… or Demon Legacy… or Haunting at Foster Cabin… or…