Right here we have the only footage in existence of Vera Jordanova naked. Or is it? I’d like to tell you that what I mean is that I have leads on some obscure European films or TV series that have more nudity from the Helsinki-born Bulgarian model, but as it happens, the reality is in the other direction. OK, so then how much of Vera’s incredible body do we actually see naked in the Hostel sequel? The answer is more than casual enjoyers of nude scenes think but less than most connoisseurs of celebrity nudity realize.
Fellow travelers and people focused more on the movies than the nudity within them are split between those than that “know” (more on that in a bit) that we see Vera Jordanova nude in Hostel: Part II and those that think that the scene cuts before the money shot. The latter are wrong. If you scrub through frame by frame, as you can see on this page, we do see both of the character Axelle’s nipples. However, the former category of people are wrong in their own way.
We do not get to see quite as much of Vera Jordanova nude as these screenshots let on. The first thing I noticed while editing is that the area around her crotch seems to be blurred more than the rest of the shot. I’m not sure why. I suspect that there is a different cut wherein she flashes her pussy, the editors wanted those details softened or removed, those frames got cut, but the censorship remained. That’s just a guess, but that’s not what this bit is about anyway. No, I’m talking about her nipples. I’ve always thought that their irregular placement was natural, which I don’t mind. Nothing I love more than a natural pair of titties, warts and all. The clue should have been the visible discoloration around where they should be. That’s right. It’s been confirmed that she was wearing some sort of pasties over her nips, and the ones we see on screen have been digitally added in post. Bummer.
The Vera Jordanova bikini scene at the hot springs later in the movie is legit, though, and to be fair, other than her CGI or composited nipples, the rest of her boobs are on show, so it ain’t too bad. Just need to use a bit more imagination. But if that puts you off the movie, don’t let it, because Heather Matarazzo has a long and graphic (and somewhat disturbing) nude scene in Hostel: Part II that has been confirmed as being all her au naturel. Lauren German doesn’t have any nude scenes in the film, which surprised no one, and neither does Bijou Phillips, which surprised everyone who has seen her in any of her other roles. Eli Roth films seem quite chaotic on nudity, so it is what it is, I suppose. You’ll definitely be seeing more of Heather here soon, but in the meantime, enjoy Vera Jordanova nude (kind of) in Hostel: Part II.
