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Anna Maxwell Martin Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

Anna Maxwell Martin naked with her full bush and pussy lips on display is definitely the shining moment of The Night Watch for me. Even if you’ve had a crush on Claire Foy forever and have been rightfully disappointed in what has, as I write, been her only nude scene, you’d be well within your right to be overjoyed that Claire gets properly naked with her boobs on full display here, but this holds no candle to the full frontal nudity we get from Anna. Even the other Anna, Anna Wilson-Jones, who is exceptionally difficult to spot naked but does get a nice nude scene in this film, only gets some nips out and for just a few flashes and they’re questionably blurred out in the close-ups.

Admittedly, The Night Watch isn’t the only film where we can see Anna Maxwell Martin naked. She has an explicit unsimulated sex scene in Line of Duty when DCS Patricia Carmichael pegs Arnott with a studded dildo for not doing a ridiculous enough fake Essex accent. Outside of that, we have two topless scenes. The first is in White Girl, by coincidence another BBC production, where we see Anna Maxwell Martin crying naked in the bathroom. Lighting is poor, and while nips do appear, the scene is about as far from explicit as you can get without her being encased in a space suit.

There’s another bona fide Anna Maxwell Martin nude scene in the Channel 4 adaptation of Poppy Shakespeare, which came out exactly three weeks after White Girl, but I’m told it’s short and not exceptionally fappable. I may get proven wrong when I have my own look at it very soon, but until then, I’ll have to take my shady informants at face value. Finally, she kind of sort of has a pube shot in the episode of Accused that she appears in, but the look is hardly great, to the point where we can’t even be completely sure what we’re looking at. There’s sideboob in that as well, but no nipple visible, therefore not a valid nude scene in my book.

With all the disappointments out of the way, let’s talk about where we actually do get a great view of Anna Maxwell Martin topless. Well, much more than topless, we see all there is to see. The scene starts as a door opens, followed by her emerging from behind it. She is completely naked at this stage. Just to be clear, we’re talking about no clothing, no merkins, no tactical props to block the view, no frustrating camera angles that don’t show us the good bits. She is completely nude and remains so for the rest of the scene. She walks across the room, sits down on a bed, acts pensive for a few seconds – one can only assume to prolong the amount of time she’s completely nude on screen with everything on show – and then gets under the covers.

We then get the beginnings of the only Anna Maxwell Martin lesbian sex scene in existence, but unfortunately, the fappability of this is limited to a nip flashing for a few frames as her sideboob peeks out from under the sheets while she rolls over to her side. Claire Foy is her partner for this scene, but sadly, no nudity from Claire here. In summary, we have visible labia, all natural bush, hard nipples, and with the spot of color correction I’ve done, what amounts to a well-lit view of Anna Maxwell Martin naked.

Claire Foy Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

As always, the BBC surprises us by making a dramatic period piece that by pure coincidence gives us the best ever view of Claire Foy naked. The Night Watch has quite a good offering of nude scenes from multiple actresses. This is the only scene where we see Claire Foy naked, but we do see her technically undressed in her nude scene in the bathtub with Anna Wilson-Jones, who does get naked in that one. We also get a jaw-droppingly amazing full frontal nude scene from Anna Maxwell Martin, and let me tell you, she rocks the full bush in all its glory.

We don’t really get to see Claire Foy nude much outside of this movie. She has only one other proper nude scene, and that’s from the ITV/BBC Two miniseries White Heat. In that one, Claire’s nips are visible, but it’s not particularly explicit or gratuitous. For starters, the lighting’s not great, there’s a naked dude’s body in the way half the time, and she’s covering her tits with her arms the other half of the time. Curiously, The Night Watch precedes that series by a year, making this her first ever nude scene, so I’m not entirely sure why she wound down so severely before never doing a nude scene again.

For those who say we get to see Claire Foy nude in The Girl in the Spider’s Web, my answer to that is a simple no. Well, not in any way that’s going to leave any true fapper properly satisfied anyway. Another common reference is that to Claire’s huge breakout as a lead, all the way back in Pulse. Well, I like shower scenes and sideboob as much as anyone, more even, but if there are no nipples visible, it’s not a nude scene unless there’s something more down below, which, I’m sorry to say, is not the case in Pulse. The big thing as I write is of course whether we’ll see Claire Foy nude in A Very British Scandal. I’m going to save you the trouble and just tell you no.

So for all these reasons, we should all be really grateful that we get to ogle Claire Foy topless in The Night Watch. Yes, the scene is extremely short, but if you’re happy to either watch the money shots on loop, as we have above, or stare at freeze frames of the best parts, as we have below, you can frankly get a lot more mileage out of this one than out of the much longer one in White Heat. The entire content of the scene involves Claire stripping off her nightgown, exposing her breasts, and trying on a pajama top given to her by Anna Maxwell Martin’s character.

By the way, if you have any fantasies of Claire Foy in lesbian relationships, you’ll get not one, but two, in this film. In fact, each of her nude scenes, both this one and the one where we don’t get a money shot from her, are in sexually-charged situations with her lesbian lovers, played by Anna Maxwell Martin and Anna Wilson-Jones, respectively. That’s enough meandering waffle for now. We’ve clearly established that the best way to see Claire Foy nude is in The Night Watch, and all the color corrected caps from that are below. Fap on and prosper!

Anna Wilson-Jones Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

If you’ve decided to watch The Night Watch to see Anna Wilson-Jones naked, you won’t be disappointed. Not only will your wish be fulfilled, but you will get even more than what you bargained for. If you’ve ever felt that Claire Foy doesn’t get naked quite enough, then despair not, for she gets her beautiful, spherical titties out like she’d never done before. Have you ever lamented that Anna Maxwell Martin always seems to do rather luminally-obscured nude scenes? Well, then prepare for an epic scene of no holds barred full frontal nudity with absolutely everything on display.

I wanted to lead into this post saying that we never really see Anna Wilson-Jones naked in her work. Outside of The Night Watch, that continues to be true for me and, in all likelihood, true for most of you. This is the part where you bring up The Time of Your Life and the part where I tell you all we see is her ass, which just doesn’t do it for anyone who needs a frontal or at least side shot. Most conversations then end there with everyone agreeing to just be satisfied that she gets a nude scene in The Night Watch, but that’s actually not the full story.

My research has led me to believe that there are two other Anna Wilson-Jones nude scenes in existence. The first one is from an ITV series from 1999 called Wonderful You. Rumor has it she has it her boobs make an appearance in one of the episodes, but I couldn’t say since the only way I’m able to find this show is on VHS, and even if I did have the equipment necessary to digitize video cassettes, I doubt the quality would be anything to write home about. The other scene is from an Italian 2001 film called Domani. This is sometimes marketed as Tomorrow in English-speaking markets, and I’m not sure why they bother, because I can’t actually find it for sale anywhere. Any Italian fappers out there, if you have access to this, do let me know.

Anyway, back to The Night Watch, the nude scene we get has Anna Wilson-Jones topless in a bath with none other than Claire Foy. We don’t get any nudity from Claire in this scene, but she does, as mentioned earlier, get her tits out in a different scene. We do, however, see a couple of breast shots from Anna here. At a few moments, I thought she was wearing nipple pasties due to the unusual texture I was spotting sporadically, but when I was scrubbing through frame by frame with the color correction done, it appears that in the close-up shot of her boobs, the area around her nipples is blurred out. I’m not sure why, because this is definitely not the case in further out shots, as you can all determine yourselves from the gallery of screencaps down below.

It’s doubly weird because there’s an entire Anna Wilson-Jones lesbian sex scene with Claire Foy, so a bit of zoomed in nip would have hardly made it go beyond the standards of high class with its lewdness, even if this is a BBC production. All that said, the BBC’s policy on nudity in their films and series is chaotic at best. Let’s not forget that the only nude scene that Felicity Jones has ever done has been in a BBC production, and those cruel beasts just refuse to release it in HD. As for Anna Wilson-Jones, enjoy her nude scene from The Night Watch below.

NEWS: Will We See Lily James Nude in Pam & Tommy?

First of all, yes, that is Lily James on the left as Pamela Anderson – and if you live under a rock, that is also Lily James nude from The Exception on the right. That film came out in 2016, and as I write, it remains the last nude scene than the actress has done. Furthermore, if you don’t count the very brief flash of nip in Secret Diary of a Call Girl, it’s the only nude scene she’s ever done. Now I’ve been hearing rumors that that trend will be ending on February 2, when Pam & Tommy releases on Hulu, Disney+, and Star+ (depending on where you live). I’ve done a bit of research on the topic since waiting those 3 weeks for a definite answer just seems too long. It’s complicated, but I think fairly clear.

Meet Marissa Hoffman. She’s got a role in Pam & Tommy, she’ll be in front of the camera, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her. In fact, in situations like these, it tends to be hit-or-miss whether she’ll even be in the rolling credits at the end of the episodes. I assume you’ve all already figured out where this is going. It’s been reported by numerous news sources, including the UK’s most famed purveyor of truth and purely objective journalism, that Marissa Hoffman will be Lily James’ body double for her sex scenes with Sebastian Stan, who is playing Tommy Lee. It’s not clear whether Sebastian Stan will be using a body double as well, but unconfirmed rumors suggest that this role will be filled by Morgan Freeman.

But that’s just for the sex scenes, right? We’re totally gonna be seeing Lily James naked left, right, and center in a bunch of steamy topless scenes that don’t involve sex, right? Well, said scenes might exist, and they might be done without a double, but before you get too excited, I’d like to draw your attention to the picture of Lily James in the red swimsuit in character. Notice anything? Nothing, are you sure? What about if you go back to the picture of her bare tits at the top of the post and compare? Lily James’ boobs are B cups. In the swimsuit picture, they’re DD cups. But how can this be? She hasn’t had any breast augmentation surgery (and Lily, if you’re reading this, please never do), so what gives? The answer is prosthetics, a chest piece, as reported by the UK’s most serious and high class source of news.

The above image is from The Exception too. Sorry, I thought I might close off on a good note. Although, all that said, the chest piece will only be covering her breasts, and she hasn’t said anything about wearing a prosthetic pussy, so for all we know, we might get a 4K close-up of her spread open vagina. I mean, I’m not saying that we will, but we might. Hope was the last thing to come out of Lily’s Box, after all. Or was that Pandora?

Kate Beckinsale Naked – Uncovered – HD Stream

There is only one film where we can see Kate Beckinsale naked. Yes, you guessed correctly that it’s Uncovered. So here’s some things you may not know. There is still no blu ray release, and the only media in which the movie was available was DVD (and VHS, if you’re a real masochist). Up until recently, that is. Yes, Uncovered is now available from streaming services, and it is available in HD. The aspect ratio now sits at an absolutely bizarre 5:3, but if you can look past that, what we have is pretty much sort of kind of basically 1080p. I’ve also color corrected the holy hell out of this, so we should be getting maximum detail in this post.

I’m actually going to admit that for all my mastery of all things to do with celeb nudity in film and television, I’d never seen this film before today. I’ve known about it forever, of course. I remember squinting to the blurry messes that were the VHS caps on the internet back in the very early 00s, and then busting more than a few nuts off to the DVD caps when they made the scene, but I just never took the plunge to do the work myself. What I’d seen was just so low-detail that it didn’t seem like I could do any meaningful color correction to it. It goes without saying that when I heard that it was now streaming in HD, I was keen to make up for my past sloth.

The first time we see Kate Beckinsale nude in Uncovered – or indeed ever – is when her former professor is making out with her on a couch. He pulls her shirt up and sucks vigorously on her nipple. The actor in this scene, one Art Malik, officially has the best ice breaker at parties after this. “Raise your hand if you’ve been paid money to suck on Kate Beckinsale’s breast. What, only me?” She then sneezes on him and takes off. That is, the character from the film, not the people at the hypothetical party. Hay fever is always such a cock blocker.

The next time we see Kate Beckinsale topless is when she’s undressing for a shower but decides – only after getting naked, of course – to examine her painting again. We see a very nice frontal shot of her nude body for a surprisingly long amount of time. No quick flashes here. I mean, flashing, yes, but by no means quick. When she gets really close to the painting, the director decides to not rob us of any nudity and gives us another naked shot in the reflection of the glass. What a swell guy. Later in the film, there’s a quick shot of a black and white photo of Kate Beckinsale naked in bed. Finally, towards the end of the movie, there’s a post-sex scene where she’s perched on the arm of a sofa, completely naked. We see some sideboob for a while, then she turns to face the camera, gives us a bit of frontal, stands up, and walks past the camera.

All in all, this movie is an absolute treat now that it’s out in HD. And by the way, to everyone who said that it sucks when you take out the nudity, I actually liked it. It wasn’t Shakespeare, but frankly, it’s all the better for it. A bit of 90s camp never hurt anyone. Also, if any of you fappers have a hairy armpit fetish, prepare to blow your loads even harder; that’s all I’m going to say. I’m going to leave you with one last parting piece of trivia before you all fap yourselves to death. Some of you may challenge that this is the only film in which Kate Beckinsale has been naked. You’d still be wrong. If you’re going to bring up Haunted, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it has been confirmed that that was a body double. The sooner we can make peace with that, the sooner we can all spunk ourselves dry to the real Kate Beckinsale nude scene in the caps below.