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Emily Mortimer Naked – Lovely & Amazing – HD Stream

Whenever you’re going to watch something with Emily Mortimer naked, you know you’re getting maximum fappability. Lovely & Amazing is a delightful little comedy-drama about a group of women whose lives are not in the best spot. This includes Emily’s character, a neurotic aspiring actress who doesn’t seem to quite be able to catch her big break. She also has a nude scene, and let me tell you, it is the Emily Mortimer nude scene to end all Emily Mortimer nude scenes.

On a technical side note, I’m going to begin incorporating sound back into the videos. The one below is a rough proof of concept. Let me know in the comments or by contact form if it’s working out.

Emily Mortimer is no stranger to nudity. I’m not even going to do a full rundown of all the films in which she’s appeared naked, but I can give you some highlights instead. Coming Home, The Sleeping Dictionary and Young Adam. There we go. Those are your highlights. But you know what every single one of those nude scenes is missing? Emily Mortimer full frontal nudity. And this is why Lovely & Amazing shines in the nude scene department. For some reason, female writers seem to write the best, most gratuitous, most graphic nude scenes. This one, we have courtesy of Nicole Holofcener, and to give but one example of many, Paula Milne wrote The Night Watch, which has an admittedly slightly dodgy nude scene from Anna Wilson-Jones, what is to date the clearest Claire Foy nude scene, and of course the heavyweight champion of on-screen nudity, Anna Maxwell Martin naked in all her glory (free bush included).

I’m going to skip ahead to what is the second Emily Mortimer nude scene in Lovely & Amazing. It’s a bit surreal, if I’m being honest. She gets out of a bed that she’s sharing with Dermot Mulroney (which of us haven’t been there) and walks over to the end of the room, bare-ass naked, and turns around, putting her glorious jungle-like pubic region on show. Yes, gentlemen, we’ve got full bush. She then has our Dermot critique every part of her body. If you’re wondering how the actress might have felt about that considering her character’s body is also her own, she actually had a very interesting perspective on it, saying she was “madly in the moment. There was never less of a gap between me and the character I was playing – I was as vulnerable, as brave, as stupid, as naked, as everything. It was an incredible feeling and I felt like, ‘Oh, this is proper, and I’d like to keep doing this.’” Bless.

We also see Emily Mortimer topless in the very first scene of the movie. She’s doing a photoshoot for a magazine to promote the movie within a movie that this actress within a movie played by an actress in a movie is promoting within the movie. Or something. The photographer, who is clearly a man who has nothing but respect for the dignity of his subjects, recommends for her to open her jacket. She does so, and would you know it, the top she’s wearing underneath is completely see-through, and she’s not wearing a bra. Her nipples are about as visible as if she were wearing nothing. She notices this, looks visibly alarmed and uncomfortable and the fact that her exposed titties are going to be sitting in magazines in dentist’s offices everywhere, brings it up to the photographer, but he convinces her it’s all good.

I want to address the giant bush in the room. I know we’ve all become cynical with the onslaught of merkins that have been plaguing full frontal nude scenes as of late. Admittedly, when Lovely & Amazing came out in 2001, this trend wasn’t quite as pronounced, but they weren’t non-existent either. I want to give you all the good news. Emily Mortimer herself has confirmed that the bush is au naturel. No pubic wigs and no digital trickery played any part in this. In fact, it had become a point of conversation between her and fans. Not gonna lie, I’d certainly open with congratulating her for cultivating a bush majestic enough to talk to Moses if I ever met her in person.

Now that we’ve covered all the important science and history of the topic, enjoy Emily Mortimer naked in Lovely & Amazing below.

Anya Chalotra Naked – The Witcher – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Anya Chalotra naked in The Witcher? The answer is obviously “yes.” The bad news is that you won’t be getting any of that in the newly-released second season of the show. The good news is that Season 1 was such a treasure trove of nude scenes from Anya, that we can all fap ourselves dry to them. Not gonna lie, I did want this to be a post of new nude scenes from Yennefer, but alas, none were offered this year. That said, the first episode of the season did include some naked action from the delicious Agnes Born, which I recommend integrating into your fap rituals.

For those who have been living under a rock, Anya Chalotra plays Yennefer of Vengerberg, a mage who used to be a hunchback called Piglet. Or she used to be a piglet. Or she used her mage powers to possess a piglet. I don’t remember. Season 1 was all the way in the copper age of 2019. The important thing is that we got to see Anya Chalotra naked a lot in it. Some of you are going to bring up that it was reported that she used a body double. The first thing to clarify is that this was not in all scenes. In fact, it was exactly one scene. The second thing is that any scene posted in this post is of Anya herself, not her body double, whom it is apparently absolutely crucial to recognize is called Flora.

So the first time we see the actual Anya Chalotra nude is when she undergoes a rather gruesome transformation to have her deformities healed. Hunchbacks just aren’t in fashion anymore. But don’t be sad. If you have a thing for hunchbacks, the first nude scene is of a fully hunchbacked, not to mention fully naked, Yennefer strapped to a chair, surrounded by fire, while a fellow fingers some scalpels and other such instruments of torture. Pretty bold move for Netflix, to be fair. There are literal fetish sites that produce erotic content less perilous than this scene. As you can imagine, she gets really sweaty, screams in torment a lot, and finishes crumpled on the floor in a pool of blood. Exactly the kind of family-friendly nudity Netflix is famous for.

If you’d rather stare at Anya Chalotra topless without all the BDSM stuff, the rest of the season has got you covered. We see her disrobing to join Henry Cavill’s Geralt in a bath tub (don’t get to excited by that last part; I scrubbed frame by frame, and Henry Cavill’s dick is covered by a flesh-colored swimsuit). We also see her sitting naked on a bed with Jaskier the bard unconscious behind her. She then follows him around the room menacingly. She had made an effort to get dressed by this point, but her robe continues to hand open, boobs in full view, throughout.

There are a pair of sex scenes, but in one of them, it’s a body double (cheers, Flora), and in the other one, no nudity is visible. Such is life. I know that many will be disappointed by the absolute absence of nudity from Yennefer in this latest season of the show, but remember, The Witcher is not yet over. More seasons are on the way, and with a bit of luck and a smattering of divine intervention, we’ll see Anya Chalotra naked in the show again.