Kate Micucci naked in The Little Hours is far from the only reason to watch the film. For starters, seeing Aubrey Plaza naked is a pretty good additional reason, especially since it’s her only proper nude scene so far, but beyond that, the movie just makes for a good watch. The Garfunkel and Oates musician is, as we know, a great comedian and great actress, and that just makes her character that much more relatable, and therefore the orgasms that much more rewarding when we enjoy her extended nude scene. Incidentally, Riki Lindhome, the other half of Garfunkel and Oates, has some incredible nude scenes herself, if any of you old-timers remember the glory that was Hell Baby.
Back to The Little Hours, the first time we see Kate Micucci naked is toward the end of the movie, when she gets high off of some sweet, sweet Renaissance-era Italian crank and ends up stumbling upon a ritual being carried out by a coven of witches. She approaches it in the most appropriate way imaginable, which is taking her nun’s habits off and dancing among the nude witches. If this doesn’t keep your attention enough on its own, these scenes are interspersed with the Aubrey Plaza nude scenes, because… you know, why not? Aubrey gets dressed quickly enough, but our blessed Kate doesn’t really bother for a very long time.
After a naked fight, we see Kate Micucci nude again when she’s trying to wrangle a donkey. I promise it makes sense in context. Sort of. She then takes the donkey into a nun’s convent and starts banging on doors. Did I mention that throughout this entire time, the robe she’d commandeered is never really tied up? Yes, she might as well be completely naked throughout the whole affair. A bunch of things happen, none of which include the drugged-out nun making any effort to get dressed. The most Christian we see her before scene’s end is when the open robe covers her nips and nothing else. Then there’s a gap and, following that, a scene of her getting baptized. The baptism scene isn’t particularly graphic, but you do see some areola.
For those of you keeping track, we had seen Kate Micucci topless before this film. And in an insane twist of fate, that first nude scene was in a Netflix show. I’m talking about Easy, a series titled as a descriptor of the degree of difficulty involved in being disappointed by nudity in Netflix productions. Although, to be fair, the show itself is an exception to this wisdom. That said, Easy didn’t have any full frontal nude scenes, which The Little Hours does. Now, you might be itching to say, “But Fapsmith, she’s wearing a merkin, so isn’t that basically the same as being topless only?” Well more fool you.
Do you see it? Yes, if you color correct it in just the right way and scrub through frame by frame, you can actually spot Kate Micucci’s pussy lips in The Little Hours. I find it unusual that she’d go for a merkin but no modesty patch underneath, but who am I to complain? As always, I accept these unintended gifts with open arms and a turgid dong. It’s also why I send an anonymous Christmas present to the inventor of the blu ray format every year. The DVD days were dark times for fappers, and let’s not even talk about when VHS was the best we had access to.
Anyway, dicks out for Kate Micucci naked in The Little Hours from the blu ray below.
