When I decided to cover Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl, I knew I had to do something special. Those of you who are familiar with my work know that all of the nude scenes I post are color corrected through such a complex, multi-faceted process, that even calling it color correction belies the scope of the work that goes into them. With Horse Girl, however, I had another layer to add to that. I really struggled to find any captures of the nude scenes from Horse Girl in 4K Ultra HD anywhere on the internet. I found AI upscales of the scene where we see Alison Brie nude while walking through a craft store, but that’s just not the same thing. AI upscales do pull detail out of nowhere, meaning that any nudity you’re seeing isn’t fully part of the original naked body. That said, it seems to work better on stills, as evidenced by my own little hackjobs of Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke.
I’m not against an AI upscale from Full HD to Ultra HD for the Horse Girl nudes on principle alone. No, the main reason I find it objectionable is because the film is literally available in 4K resolution from Netflix without any upscaling tomfoolery. Since posting nude scenes from film and television like they’ve never been seen before is what I go for anyway, posting up Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl in Ultra HD 4k 2160p resolution for the first time just seems like the right thing to do. And then, naturally, all of my usual gamut of color correction went on top of that to make the nudity that much clearer and more fappable.
Horse Girl is actually not the first feature that we see Alison Brie nude in, although to be fair, it is the only other of two. The Community actress’ first nude scenes were in the Netflix series about women’s professional wrestling GLOW. I suppose it’s interesting that every time she’s been nude on screen it’s always been a Netflix feature, considering the streaming company is fairly cagey with nudity generally. Some of you are going to bring up the alleged Alison Brie nude scenes in Born from all the way back in 2007. There is some controversy about whether that was really her or a body double, which is always a question when you can’t see the actress’ face at the same time as you can see her tits, but there needn’t be. Alison Brie herself has confirmed in a tweet that they used not one but a whole two body doubles for her in Born.
Other than the leaks, which I’m not going to comment on, we do get a quick flash of Alison Brie boobs – or rather, a whole lot of boobs and a quick flash of nip – in her 2012 lingerie photoshoot with GQ. In it, she keeps on trying to pull Gillian Jacobs’ bra off, only to reveal a new one underneath. Alison’s nip does fall out in the process, though. Since that predates Horse Girl, GLOW, and the leaked nudes that shall not be mentioned (again), GQ are actually responsible for the first time we saw Alison Brie naked ever. Thanks, GQ. Gentlemen indeed.
Horse Girl actually contains an Alison Brie sex scene that gets forgotten so often, that even I did a double-take when I rewatched the movie recently and it came up. The other lewd scene, because she’s not completely naked, that people overlook is the one where she’s in a sweater and panties and pulls her sweater up to examine her bruises. We get some pretty sweet underboob there. The scene that everyone of course knows is included here below, which is where she has a moment of psychosis and walks out of a shower that may or may not be real through the floor of the store where she works while completely nude as the customers look on confused. She then snaps out of it, panics, and covers herself up with some fabric, which I can only assume her employer took out of her pay after she got abducted by aliens. Spoiler alert or something. Enjoy the gallery of Alison Brie nude in Horse Girl.
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