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Cara Delevingne Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

I’m very excited to be covering Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in Carnival Row today for a multitude of reasons. The first reason is that the West London actress is the second winner of a YOU CHOOSE competition on the official Faptuary Twitter, beating out Tamzin Merchant for her nude scenes from the same show. The second reason I’m excited is because I only watched the debut season of Carnival Row for the first time recently, and I was quite blown away by how good the show actually is. The nudity is nowhere near Game of Thrones or Spartacus levels, but the everything-else more than makes up for that… and there is still quite a bit of notable nudity, so it’s not even a huge sacrifice.

And that brings me to the reason I decided to watch Carnival Row the other week in the first place, which is that the release date for the second and final season was recently unveiled by Amazon Prime Video as February 17, 2023. There appears to be some controversy over whether Carnival Row Season 2 will have 8 or 10 episodes, but what I’d really like to know is whether it will have 8 or 10 nude scenes. We’re all aware that film and television has been following an unfortunate trajectory in the past few years, but whether Carnival Row’s new season will fall victim to that remains unclear, though be sure that you’ll hear (and hopefully see) the answer right here on the Faptuary as soon as February 17 rolls around.

The funny thing is that we did get a sort of Cara Delevingne nude tease in an article from last year, wherein the esteemed scholars at the Daily Mail (>inb4 “Daily Fail”) discussed racy pictures from the set of Carnival Row Season 2 from the actress’ Instagram profile. What is unclear is how much of the nudity was for social media (you don’t get 42.7 million followers accidentally) or how much was just so that the wing prosthetics could be applied. I like to believe that Vignette Stonemoss spends the whole season with her tits bouncing around freely because she adopts some sort of bizarre Faerie nudism. A man can dream.

A lot of people don’t realize this, but we actually see Cara Delevingne topless in two separate scenes in the first season of Carnival Row. The scene that’s been all over the internet since the show came out is from the third episode, Kingdoms of the Moon, directed by Anna Foerster of Underworld: Blood Wars fame. This is the nude scene in which Vignette Stonemoss is having sex with Orlando Bloom’s Rycroft Philostrate in Gandalf’s S&M dungeon or whatever. You know the scene, don’t you? Luminescent blue Faerie wings flapping along with Cara’s bare boobs. Wonderful.

But other than the Cara Delevingne sex scene from that episode, the actress actually appears nude once more. In the very next episode, The Joining of Unlike Things, Philo hallucinates Vignette poking her exposed breasts at his face while he’s having his sperm extracted to create a demonic undead mole-rat. Admittedly, the nudity is concealed between thick mist and Philo’s Rohypnol-induced blurry vision, but it is there. I plan to cover co-stars Tamzin Merchant, Maeve Dermody, and Karla Crome before Season 2 comes out (famous last words), but in the meantime, enjoy Cara Delevingne naked as Vignette Stonemoss in the debut season of Carnival Row in the gallery below.

Betsy Russell Naked – Tomboy – Blu ray

I’m very pleased to be brining you this footage of Betsy Russell naked today because it was requested by you, most esteemed fappers. While requests are nothing new, last week was the first time we had gotten to do a YOU CHOOSE for the next post to be covered. The choice was between Betsy Russell in Tomboy and Dominique Swain in Overlord. Betsy won by a significant margin, and now here we are. I plan on keeping the YOU CHOOSE tweets as a recurring phenomenon, so if you would like to throw in your votes for picking the next post, you can find all of those on the official Twitter profile.

“But why wouldn’t I just go into Google, Bing, or Denny’s(‘s?) Facebook profile and type in ‘betsy russell nude’ if I wanted to see this?” To take in the wonders of modern color correction, of course. Take this movie, for example. Tomboy came out in 1985, which isn’t that long ago, and yet the film – as in the physical film from which the blu ray was digitized – is just not in great shape. The grain isn’t awful, but there’s plenty of damage throughout it. Nothing some tender loving care can’t sort out, though. At least until they rediscover some long-thought-lost reel that they digitize into a 4K UHD blu ray. Or maybe it’ll be 8K by then. The future looks bright. Anyway.

The first time we see Betsy Russell nude in Tomboy is quite literally during the opening credits. The film starts with her in the shower, soaping up while upbeat 80s music plays. Now admittedly, there isn’t as much nudity in this opening scene as I’m letting on. In fact, almost none of it is actually visible on screen. Her ass is so covered in suds, that you have to use your imagination to fill in the gaps. There is a brief flash of nip during some sideboob as the camera pans down her body, but that’s about it.

There’s a Betsy Russell sex scene toward the end of the movie, but it falls into much of the same trap as the opening credits. Don’t get me wrong, though. There are a few nude shots in that one, so it’s much better. It starts with the scene of the race car driver she’s with ripping her shirt open, sending buttons flying in all direction. Betsy plays Tommy the tomboy, so of course, in 80s film logic, that means that she never wears a bra. That in turn means that we get some nice bouncing boobage when her shirt opens up. Unfortunately, the only other shot of her nips is when her breasts get unglued from the guy she’s with as they’re having sex on the floor and he peels off of her. The shot is quite dark, but it’s nothing a little color correction can’t fix.

The best moment we have of Betsy Russell topless in Tomboy is that famous scene. You know the one. She’s just crawled out of a river that she rode her bike into and she’s soaking wet. So what do you do in this situation? Take your top off right there in public, of course. Again, no bra. Thank you, 1980s – the last truly great era. As for her work after that, if any of you are wondering why you feel like you can recognize Betsy but can’t quite place her, she played Jill Tuck in the Saw films. We’ve got some great nudity from Kristi Somers from the same movie coming up, but for now, enjoy all of the Betsy Russell nude scenes in Tomboy.

Debi Sue Voorhees and Juliette Cummins Nude – Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning

Debi Sue Voorhees Nude and Juliette Commins Nude
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I miss the 80s, back when federal law mandated that no less than 3 out of every 7 female characters appear nude in every film. In this particular film, we have such appearances from Debi Sue Voorhees (actual name), Juliette Cummins (actual name) and Debra Wood (actual name). Of course, I’m talking about Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, a cross between every other Jason film and the crayon scribblings from the coloring book of Agatha Christie’s mentally handicapped younger brother. The movie is indeed a whodunnit, and to its credit, I have to admit that the conclusion, the Scooby-Doo-esque unmasking of the assailant, did surprise me. I honestly expected the killer to turn out to be the 12-year-old, sassy black kid.

This film is also pretty educational. Apart from teaching me that dead bodies still breathe, it also taught me a thing or two about survival. Twice in the movie, characters go to take a shit, and both times, they don’t wipe after finishing. They just pull their pants right up. Within seconds, Jason appears to butcher them. Similarly, every nude scene that occurs is a harbinger of our masked killer and the blood in his wake. Coincidence? I think not! So remember kids, if you don’t want to summon a psychotic serial killer, never undress for strangers and always wipe your poo-pipe.

All in all, it’s a fun film to watch with some buddies and a few beers. Definitely beats anything crapped out by Judd Apatow, at least. Caps and clips of two of the scenes are below, and the exclusive gif is on the official Tumblr. The third scene wasn’t long enough to warrant a video. Sadly, no blu-ray has been released, so all I’ve got to work with is low-res. But fear not, for coming up next, I’ll be covering the many nude scenes from 2009′s reboot of the series, and yes, those will be HD.

Kelly MacDonald Naked – Trainspotting – Blu ray

There is a lot of controversy over where we have or haven’t seen Kelly MacDonald naked. I’m just going to say right off the bat that everything you’re seeing on this page is definitely the real deal. The Kelly MacDonald nude scene in Trainspotting is all her. In fact, not only was this her nude debut, and not only was it her film debut, it was her all-over acting debut. I guess it’s a bit more difficult to negotiate a body double when you’re in that situation.

As for after the fact – well, that’s a different story. The Scottish actress revealed last year – to absolutely no one’s surprise – that she has been using body doubles for her nude scenes. I’ve mentioned before when doing analyses of high-profile film and television nudity that the biggest cause for suspicion is when an actress’ face and boobs don’t appear in the same continuous shot at any point in a nude scene, and this sentiment has been repeated by seasoned fappers many a time for most of the nude scenes that our Glasgow girl has done over the past two decades or so.

So then is Trainspotting the only film or television series in which we have seen Kelly MacDonald nude? The short answer is no. For the long answer, I’ve had to dig a little bit deeper. My first stop was The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, and for what it’s worth, the rest of my investigation only served to confirm what was written there. As I mentioned earlier, it’s become a matter of general knowledge that Kelly MacDonald body doubles get more screen time than she does, but even so, I did find some reputable sources for celeb nudity reporting that the nude scenes in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and 2019’s Dirt Music were Kelly, but I’m afraid that was not the case for either.

The good news is that we have seen Kelly MacDonald topless in other movies. We’ve seen her tits in two others, to be precise, although I’m sad to report that her ass has been in hiding since that fateful scene in 1996. We get Kelly MacDonald nude scenes in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Café (2005). That leaves us a whole 17 years away from her last one, and given her recent(ish) statements about body doubles, that is highly unlikely to change. Good thing recorded media is forever.

Which brings us back to that Kelly MacDonald sex scene with Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting. The young actress plays Diane, a girl the protagonist meets in a nightclub, goes home with that same night, gets his dick ridden by while thinking about football, and then gets banished by to sleep on the couch in the hallway. Yes, quite the rollercoaster, but in that time, we get the full 360 degree view of Kelly Macdonald’s naked body, and that ain’t nothing to complain about. Whether we’re going to get a late career surprise à la Emma Thompson or whether the Line of Duty actress is going to stick to her guns, no one can say, but for now, we can certainly enjoy Kelly MacDonald nude in Trainspotting.

Florence Pugh Naked – Outlaw King – 4K Stream

For someone who has been in the news so much lately, it’s actually a bit surprising how long it’s been since we’ve gotten a scene with Florence Pugh naked. Outlaw King – sometimes written as Outlaw/King – is, depending on how you measure it, either the last or the second last feature in which we got a proper Florence Pugh nude scene. BBC’s The Little Drummer Girl had its first screening at the BFI London Film Festival a few days before Outlaw King played at the same one, but Outlaw King had already premiered before that at the Toronto International Film Festival. The Little Drummer Girl then aired on TV before Outlaw King was released on Netflix, but the episode that contains the Florence Pugh nude scene in that miniseries aired after the release of the entirety of Outlaw King, nude scene and all, on Netflix.

But whether the last time we saw Florence Pugh nude was technically in Outlaw King or the Mossad spy miniseries is academic because it has been a solid four years since then in any event, as I write. In fact, the time between her last nude scene and now is already greater than the time between her last nude scene and her nude debut in ITV’s Marcella just two-and-a-half years prior. It actually is a bit unusual that the Oxford-born actress has chosen to eschew nude scenes so early for a few reasons. The first reason is that she started doing them pretty much at the beginning of her career, becoming a fixture since then… for a while, anyway. The second reason is that she has said quite explicitly that she isn’t at all bothered by on-screen nudity.

But the third and biggest reason why I find the end of the endless Florence Pugh nude scenes to be really strange is something I’ve been alluding to with my choice of wording since the start of this article – it’s only nude scenes she seems to have stopped doing. She continues to get naked at seemingly every opportunity she gets, regardless of how appropriate the situation may or may not be (not that I’m complaining, of course). By no means an exhaustive list, but most recently, Florence Pugh wore an exceptionally lewd see-through dress, nipples not at all concealed, at Paris Fashion Week. Rewind a few months back to the summer of 2022, and you’ve got the young actress in the now-infamous pink dress, boobs no less on show than if she’d been topless, at Valentino’s Haute Couture Fashion Show in Rome.

Florence Pugh even posts pictures of herself lying topless on the beach on her Instagram.

As for Outlaw King, we see Florence Pugh topless when she gets her dress off and boobs out for a steamy sex scene with Chris Pine’s Robert the Bruce. The original footage – or what appears in the movie release, in any event – is incredibly dark. I don’t mean it’s thematically dark. I mean you can’t see a goddamn thing. Seriously, throughout the first hour or two of color correction, I was wondering whether it was even worth posting or whether I should cover the infamous knife scene in Marcella or the great sideboob in Lady Macbeth instead. Eventually I got everything tweaked just right, and if I do say so myself, I think the end result is quite fappable if you’re willing to excuse a few shots that were just irredeemably dark.

So what we have is the Florence Pugh sex scene from Outlaw King like you’ve never seen it before. I’m not going to pretend it wouldn’t have been more fappable if it was shot with less atmospheric lighting, but considering no AI dreaming or other upscaling wank made up any part of the process, we got a lot of the original detail out from behind the shadows. Whether you recently watched Don’t Worry Darling or have been following her role as Yelena Belova in Black Widow, Hawkeye, and probably another million things to come in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, enjoy the last (or second last) Florence Pugh nude scene, from 2018’s Outlaw King.