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Noel Wells Naked – Mr Roosevelt – HD Stream

I initially picked up Mr Roosevelt to watch so that I could see Noel Wells naked. What can I say? I have simple needs, and they usually involve boobs, which makes the fact that I live in the internet era quite serendipitous. But watching Mr Roosevelt was itself also quite serendipitous because I got a whole lot more out of it that seeing Noel Wells nude. First of all, she doesn’t just have one nude scene; she has multiple. Secondly there was also a nude scene by Daniella Pineda, which probably could have saved Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop adaptation, but that’s another story. Thirdly, the nudity was actually surprisingly long, considering Mr Roosevelt is not a lewd movie or a titty film by design. But fourthly and finally, I actually really enjoyed the movie. It’s true. I didn’t fast-forward to skip right to the nude scenes even once.

It’s easy to get jaded by the film industry, with every movie following the same formula, being written by the same handful of writers, starring the same revolving door of manufactured stars. Mr Roosevelt suffered none of those ills. What I got from it, far beyond my original goal of tracking down the only Noel Wells nude scenes in existence, was a movie that was well-written, well-acted, authentically funny, and just all-round authentic. The nudity is just a bonus. A great bonus, but a bonus nonetheless. And incidentally, I use this movie as yet another example of female writers and directors being responsible for some of the best nude scenes in film and television. We’d explored this point earlier with Emily Mortimer’s incredible nude scenes in Nicole Holofcener’s Lovely & Amazing and then before that with the stellar nude scenes from Anna Maxwell Martin, Claire Foy and Anna Wilson-Jones in Paula Milne’s BBC production, The Night Watch.

The most satisfying part of the Noel Wells nude scenes in Mr Roosevelt is that the female writer and director in question is Noel Wells herself. Debut directing her own debut nude scene in her film writing debut is truly offering it all to the world, and the world is thankful. Or I am, anyway. And so is my wang, even if it is a bit raw from multi-rounding this one. So worth it, though. Stamina loss is temporary. Boobs are forever.

The first time we see Noel Wells topless in Mr Roosevelt is when she goes out to a swimming hole somewhere around Austin with a group of newly-met friends. Said friends all get undressed down to their bikinis and then take their bikini tops off almost immediately, because why not add an extra step? Emily, Noel’s character, looks uncomfortable, but peer pressure kicks in, and she takes her top off… until she gets offered to take a hit of a crack pipe in exchange for putting her top back on. But not so fast, for mere minutes later, cause for celebration makes her rip her bikini top right off, and she spends the rest of the scene with her boobs out. Glorious.

Toward the end of the movie, we see some nippage and plenty of sideboob from Noel Wells one last time during a sex scene. The flashes were too quick and the angles too stark for these bits to be big league fap material, but they do make for a nice dessert to finish the nudity phase of the movie off. All in all, I give the movie a solid masturb8 out of 8 for many reasons, one of which is that, as I write, this is still the only feature in which we can see both Daniella Pineda and Noel Wells naked. And just to be clear, I don’t mean that it’s the only movie that we can see them both naked at the same time (although, incidentally, we do); I mean that both actresses have no other nude scenes in existence. Combine that fact with it sharing a name with two presidents, and I think Mr Roosevelt is a clear candidate for preservation in the Library of Congress.

Have We Seen Corinna Kopf Nude?

Have we ever seen Corinna Kopf nude? The pictures on this page totally are not of the real Corinna Kopf nude. After all, how could they be when you can’t really see her face? Truly one of the greatest mysteries of Heaven and Earth.

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Have We Seen Bhad Bhabie Nude?

You’ve asked for it, so here is Bhad Bhabie nude. Except it’s not Bhad Bhabie nude. See, that’s what the blur is for. Totally not for legal reasons. Nonetheless, you all have asked whether we have ever seen Bhad Bhabie nude, so here is the answer. Danielle Bregoli, a budding young entrepreneur from Florida, has indeed appeared nude. None of these nudes are on this page, of course, so if you wanted to really see Danielle Bregoli nude, you’d have to check her official OnlyFans page. At the aforementioned Bhad Bhabie OnlyFans page, which may or may not be represented on this page, you may or may not see Bhad Bhabie naked.

If you’re wondering why I’m being so cagey about whether these pictures are of Danielle Bregoli nude, which they definitely are not, it’s because there seems to be a bit of a bounty on photos of the aforementioned Danielle Bregoli nude. But let me be clear, these picture may or may not be of Danielle Bregoli nude, but I’m not saying they are. For all we know, these could be any OnlyFans leaks. They could be Hillary Clinton’s OnlyFans leaks. They could even be Bill Clinton’s OnlyFans leaks. But I am not saying with any certainty whether or not these are the infamous Bhad Bhabie OnlyFans leaks.

Obviously, if we ever got pictures of Bhad Bhabie leaked, it would be a huge deal with lots of legal involvement. Far be it from me to ever get involved in such a kerfuffle. No siree, I stick to the good old fashioned classics – celeb nudity from film and television. But if I were to get a request to post Bhad Bhabie nude, what I would do in such a situation would be interesting because I would have to balance my dedication to my fellow fappers with my sense of self-preservation. How would such a balance look, I wonder. Would it look anything like this page?

Right, I’ve had enough of cringelording around, so let’s try something a bit straighter. If you don’t know who Bhad Bhabie is, this is the rap alter ego or street name or whatever the holy hell you want to call it of Danielle Bregoli. Who is Danielle Bregoli? Good question. Danielle Bregoli is famous for appearing in an episode of Dr. Phil, where she challenged him or the audience or the chihuahua sitting in the back row to “cash [her] ousside.”

Yes, it was the fight challenge heard across the world. Men trembled while women cried. The elderly felt their hearts give out as this challenge was sent out. It signalled the beginning of a new era. This was an era wherein no one would cash Danielle Bregoli ousside, for if they did, she would beat them up with her incredible kung fu Brazilian jiu jitsu karate powers, just like Jean-Claude Van Damme did in all those hyper-realistic 90s movies.

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It’s still me, to be fair, because I live in poverty, but no one has seen my mantits except for my GP who tells me I need to lay off the Cheetos and Pabst Blue Ribbon before my diabetes finally takes me away from this nightmarish demesne. Who needs $50 million when you can instead sit at your computer and fap over Bhad Bhabie nudes that you didn’t even pay for. No, wait, there are no Bhad Bhabie nudes on this page. All of these pictures with the blurred out faces are just unidentified OnlyFans leaks that have nothing at all to do with Danielle Bregoli or her terrifying Bhad Bhabie alter ego.

So as the case may be, either do or don’t enjoy pictures that may or may not be Bhad Bhabie nude.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Naked – The Play on One: Out of the Blue – HD-ish Upscale from SD

If you’ve ever searched for a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones, you know very well that results aren’t easy to come by. It’s not that she’s never done a nude scene, but more that none of the nude scenes that she’s done have gotten blu ray releases or even HD releases with streaming services. A nude Catherine Zeta-Jones has long been a sort of Moby Dick for me, so I suppose it’s suitable that me first coverage of it should be from a standard definition TV stream that I’ve attempted, with limited success, to “fix” for decent fappability. I’ll let you be the judge of exactly how well I’ve done at the task.

What we’re looking at today is a BBC production – of course it had to be a BBC production – called The Play on One, and specifically, the episode Out of the Blue. It features Colin Firth, who mysteriously does not get his dick out, but more importantly, this is only the second ever production that our Welsh daffodil has ever starred in. The first, of course, is the infamous 1001 Nights, the mysteriously-rated French PG movie that has about a thousand (and one) scenes featuring a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones. This may not be the longest Catherina Zeta-Jones nude scene around, but it is one of only a handful of times we’ve seen her nude, and, if I may be so bold as to say, this is a(n admittedly amateur effort of producing a) color correction that hopefully enhances its overall fappability. Again, enjoy a nice helping of Catherine Zeta-Jones nude.

Lynsey Taylor Mackay Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Imagine you get your big break. It’s going to be a big budget movie with some big names involved. This is the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for. You have to do a full frontal nude scene with your labia completely on show, but you see it as a necessary way to break into the film industry. You do the scene, the movie comes out, and you find out that the same movie also contains multiple full frontal nude scenes from Scarlett Johansson. I imagine it’s like if your band gets signed to play a gig at a large venue, only to find out that Megadeth will be playing down the road at the exact same time.

Lynsey Taylor Mackay played the essential role of The Dead Woman in Under The Skin. I’m not just saying that because I forgot her character’s name. I’m saying that because that’s literally how she’s credited. The tragedy is that her performance, silent though it was, was perfect. What’s more, her naked body looks great. And yet, I guarantee you most people who watched Under The Skin more than a few months ago will have forgotten that she was even in it. Life is truly cruel. So I’ll do my part in immortalizing this performance by color correcting all the naughty bits to perfectly, fap-ready visibility. You’re welcome, struggling artists of the world.

For those that have forgotten this scene, it involves a completely nude Scarlett Johansson stripping Lynsey Taylor Mackay’s clothes off as… of, sorry, did I forget to mention that one of Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes was overlapping with this one? So I suppose it’s less like Megadeth are playing down the road and more like they’re playing just to the left of you and everyone in the audience thinks you’re just a gaggle of roadies that didn’t get off stage fast enough. So unfair. So very unfair. Oh well. Such is life. I, for one, am thankful to Lynsey for gracing us with this nude scene and wish her all the success in the future. As for all of you readers, you know very well what it’s time for.