1990s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 2

Tamara Tunie Naked – The Devil’s Advocate – Blu ray

In all the time I’d been watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, I never thought that there was ever any footage in existence of Tamara Tunie naked. She just never struck me as that sort of actress, and to be fair, this is her only nude scene, so my assessment wasn’t that far off. The interesting thing was that I was more than aware of The Devil’s Advocate. After all, how could I not be. The film contains some great nudity from Danish beauty Connie Nielsen and, of course, the amazing full frontal nude scene with Charlize Theron, which, by the way, continues to be the only full frontal nude scene the South African actress has ever done.

Perhaps this is why the nude scene with Tamara Tunie was so easily forgotten – by me, but also by many others, as I found out when I began digging into this issue. It appears to be the same effect that haunts Lili Simmons throughout her career. First she had about six million nude scenes in Cinemax’s Banshee (and yes, that is Homelander you’re seeing on that page), but that got overshadowed by the glorious full frontal shot of Ivana Milicevic coming out of the bath, soapy pussy lips glistening. Then Lili Simmons had a nude scene in the first season of True Detective. Unfortunately for her, that was the very same season that included not only Alexandra Daddario’s first nude scene, but perhaps one of the greatest nude scenes in film and television history. I’m not even going to mention her nude scene in Power Book IV: Force because for all it gets advertised, I’ve yet to meet anyone that’s actually watching it. Maybe I’m missing out. Let me know if I am, but if what is to date the lone nude scene from a named actress, Jessica Raine, in this case, in Becoming Elizabeth is anything to go by, Starz have lost their touch for rampant and gratuitous nudity compared to the glory days of Spartacus.

The Tamara Tunie nude scene in The Devil’s Advocate seems to have gone the same way. The irony being that Dr. Melinda Warner has been on fappers’ hit list for spunks since her first appearance in the second season of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, but this nude scene precedes that by a whopping three years. Perhaps another factor in it slipping under the radar so well is that it is significantly more subtle than the other two nude scenes in the film. No bodies covered in cuts and blood and no demonic transformations from Tamara.

Just kidding. Tamara Tunie totally does transform into a demon creature just after the end of her nude scene. I cut this video so long ago that I don’t even remember whether her tits are still on screen during her demonic transformation, but I seem to have left that part out of the clip. That tells me that either there was no nudity visible or the shot was just too off-putting to include. That said, if it’s the latter, maybe I’m cheating some of the demon face fetishists among you out of a great fap, and I can only apologize for that.

If you’re reading this while this post is still fresh, keep an eye on the main page for the other nude scenes from The Devil’s Advocate to be posted, and if they already have by the time you see this, you can follow the links to them here and here. For now, here’s Tamara Tunie naked in her only nude scene to date.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Naked – The Play on One: Out of the Blue – HD-ish Upscale from SD

If you’ve ever searched for a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones, you know very well that results aren’t easy to come by. It’s not that she’s never done a nude scene, but more that none of the nude scenes that she’s done have gotten blu ray releases or even HD releases with streaming services. A nude Catherine Zeta-Jones has long been a sort of Moby Dick for me, so I suppose it’s suitable that me first coverage of it should be from a standard definition TV stream that I’ve attempted, with limited success, to “fix” for decent fappability. I’ll let you be the judge of exactly how well I’ve done at the task.

What we’re looking at today is a BBC production – of course it had to be a BBC production – called The Play on One, and specifically, the episode Out of the Blue. It features Colin Firth, who mysteriously does not get his dick out, but more importantly, this is only the second ever production that our Welsh daffodil has ever starred in. The first, of course, is the infamous 1001 Nights, the mysteriously-rated French PG movie that has about a thousand (and one) scenes featuring a nude Catherine Zeta-Jones. This may not be the longest Catherina Zeta-Jones nude scene around, but it is one of only a handful of times we’ve seen her nude, and, if I may be so bold as to say, this is a(n admittedly amateur effort of producing a) color correction that hopefully enhances its overall fappability. Again, enjoy a nice helping of Catherine Zeta-Jones nude.

Ullie Birve Naked – Epsilon aka Alien Visitor – HD Stream

Is it weird that the only place where you can see Ullie Birve naked is in a PG-13 film? Is it even weirder that she has not one, not two, but a whole three full frontal nude scenes in said PG-13 film? Yes, it absolutely is, and I love it. PG-13 nudity is the best thing ever because it’s so natural, so seamless. These are the kinds of nude scenes that separate titty films from porn in the strongest way possible, and when the nude scenes in them are full frontal, all that much better. I’m talking about the film that was originally released in Australia in 1997 as Epsilon and worldwide as Alien Visitor.

So under what circumstances do we get graced with an Ullie Birve nude scene in this film? Well, the answer, naturally, is that she is an alien. That’s not an immigration comment; she is literally a literal alien from outer space. The fact that she looks exactly like a human woman is quite fortuitous for us when combined with that she doesn’t understand the point of wearing clothes. Until the other main character forces her to get dressed, she sort of just walks around naked everywhere. It’s funny because this reminded me of one of my favorite (for obvious reasons) tropes, so I decided to look up the Innocent Fanservice Girl trope on TV Tropes, and indeed, this very film is mentioned right in there as an example of it.

The somewhat bad news is that this nudity is “tastefully done”, so all in all, we get less than a minute of Ullie Birve nude in the truest, most visible sense on screen. I’m not complaining, of course, and the implied nudity lasts closer to 5 minutes, so if you can get your rocks off to that, then enjoy. The first proper nude scene is a bit of a taster. We see the Australian actress naked head to toe while standing in the middle of a desert. Unfortunately, this shot is from a fair distance, so details aren’t as great as can be. The positive here is that it is very well lit, which cannot be said for the rest of her nude scenes in the sci-fi film.

We’re then teased with many opportunities to see Ullie Birve topless at least, but alas, the camera cuts to above her nipples every time. At this stage, you would certainly be forgiven for thinking that the distant full frontal is the best you’re going to get, which makes what happens next that much more satisfying. In spite of being, once again, a PG-13 film, we get a shot of our alien visitor walking walking toward the camera completely naked and with everything on show. Allow me to qualify that. Not only do we get full bush. Yes, full hairy beaver. But we also get to marvel at her big tits as they bounce and sway to her walk.

Our naked alien visitor then gets forcibly dressed by Captain Cockblock, but don’t worry, this isn’t the end of it. She gets pissed off once she finds out that she is on Earth (understandable; I get angry every morning I wake up on this cursed planet), and begins destroying his camp. She’s only wearing a man’s shirt at this stage, so suffice it to say, her hairy pussy and ass make many an appearance as she thrashes about for half a minute. I know there are guys out there that love to see Australian celebs nude, so hopefully this obscure little piece of Outback cinema gives you that fix. Below are all the screencaps of Ullie Birve naked.

Kate Beckinsale Naked – Uncovered – HD Stream

There is only one film where we can see Kate Beckinsale naked. Yes, you guessed correctly that it’s Uncovered. So here’s some things you may not know. There is still no blu ray release, and the only media in which the movie was available was DVD (and VHS, if you’re a real masochist). Up until recently, that is. Yes, Uncovered is now available from streaming services, and it is available in HD. The aspect ratio now sits at an absolutely bizarre 5:3, but if you can look past that, what we have is pretty much sort of kind of basically 1080p. I’ve also color corrected the holy hell out of this, so we should be getting maximum detail in this post.

I’m actually going to admit that for all my mastery of all things to do with celeb nudity in film and television, I’d never seen this film before today. I’ve known about it forever, of course. I remember squinting to the blurry messes that were the VHS caps on the internet back in the very early 00s, and then busting more than a few nuts off to the DVD caps when they made the scene, but I just never took the plunge to do the work myself. What I’d seen was just so low-detail that it didn’t seem like I could do any meaningful color correction to it. It goes without saying that when I heard that it was now streaming in HD, I was keen to make up for my past sloth.

The first time we see Kate Beckinsale nude in Uncovered – or indeed ever – is when her former professor is making out with her on a couch. He pulls her shirt up and sucks vigorously on her nipple. The actor in this scene, one Art Malik, officially has the best ice breaker at parties after this. “Raise your hand if you’ve been paid money to suck on Kate Beckinsale’s breast. What, only me?” She then sneezes on him and takes off. That is, the character from the film, not the people at the hypothetical party. Hay fever is always such a cock blocker.

The next time we see Kate Beckinsale topless is when she’s undressing for a shower but decides – only after getting naked, of course – to examine her painting again. We see a very nice frontal shot of her nude body for a surprisingly long amount of time. No quick flashes here. I mean, flashing, yes, but by no means quick. When she gets really close to the painting, the director decides to not rob us of any nudity and gives us another naked shot in the reflection of the glass. What a swell guy. Later in the film, there’s a quick shot of a black and white photo of Kate Beckinsale naked in bed. Finally, towards the end of the movie, there’s a post-sex scene where she’s perched on the arm of a sofa, completely naked. We see some sideboob for a while, then she turns to face the camera, gives us a bit of frontal, stands up, and walks past the camera.

All in all, this movie is an absolute treat now that it’s out in HD. And by the way, to everyone who said that it sucks when you take out the nudity, I actually liked it. It wasn’t Shakespeare, but frankly, it’s all the better for it. A bit of 90s camp never hurt anyone. Also, if any of you fappers have a hairy armpit fetish, prepare to blow your loads even harder; that’s all I’m going to say. I’m going to leave you with one last parting piece of trivia before you all fap yourselves to death. Some of you may challenge that this is the only film in which Kate Beckinsale has been naked. You’d still be wrong. If you’re going to bring up Haunted, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it has been confirmed that that was a body double. The sooner we can make peace with that, the sooner we can all spunk ourselves dry to the real Kate Beckinsale nude scene in the caps below.