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Cate Blanchett Naked – Tár – 4K Blu ray

A lot of people were happy to see Cate Blanchett naked in the recent psychological drama Tár, which was only yesterday snubbed for an Oscar not once, but six times. More than that, a lot of people were excited that the Australian actress had done a full frontal nude scene for the first time. I mean, the peek of pubic hair in Bordertown doesn’t count, right? Cate’s character in that has albinism, and the bush she sports does as well, so unless they literally bleached her bush for one fleeting shot in the miniseries, I reckon it’s safe to say that that was a merkin. Definitely no merkins in Tár, though. In fact, her pussy looks fully shaved. Very noice.

But there were nay-sayers – negative nancies who reckoned that with how dark the shot was, our Galadriel of old was actually not naked. So I investigated using the magic of color correction, and I can tell you that they were wrong! Well, partially wrong, but also partially right, sadly. We do genuinely get to see Cate Blanchett topless, although as you can see from the video and images here, there is very little detail of her nips in the footage. There’s pretty much only enough detail to confirm that her tits are there and visible in all their glory, nipples and all. As for her crotch and ass, she appears to be wearing some sort of skin-colored modesty panties. I don’t normally like bearing bad news, but the status of this nude scene has been controversial since the movie came out, so I’ll take the bitter victory of settling it. Maybe this is why the Academy Awards were so unkind.

So there’s Cate Blanchett nude in Tár. The gallery is below, as always, but before we get into that, I’d like to make a quick technical note. You may have noticed that the title of this post and the resolution tag label it as 4K / Ultra HD / 2160p, and yet the gallery images have a horizontal resolution of 1920 pixels and a vertical one that matches the aspect ratio for 1080p. This is not an error. I captured this from the 4K blu ray. When I was setting up the composition for the video, which I would have had to render in 1080p anyway for Redgifs and Twitter, I noticed that I didn’t need to scale anything down to make it fit, and so I just used the same crop for the images. In other words, the below gallery is genuinely in 4K but with 75% of each image (which contains nothing important) missing. I hope that was a clear explanation in spite of the brevity. If it wasn’t, just forget about it and fap to Cate Blanchett nude in Tár.

Maeve Dermody Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The scene in which we saw Maeve Dermody naked in Carnival Row is a bit of a stealth nude scene. We discussed the irony of this briefly in the previous post for the series, the one for Karla Crome, but to reiterate now that we’re on the scene itself, the part where we see Maeve Dermody nude in Carnival Row is literally the very first nude scene in the entire series. A blessed position to hold, but that didn’t stop it from getting overshadowed by the pair of nude scenes we got from Cara Delevingne later in the season.

That said, connoisseurs of celebrity nudity aren’t known for missing a trick, so in anticipation of Season 2 of Carnival Row, which is due to release on February 17, 2023 – only about a fortnight from now, as I write – I’m sweeping up with the nude scenes that I didn’t address when I covered Cara as Vignette Stonemoss back in November. We did Karla’s nude scene a few days ago, and we’ve got the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes to close the series off. Then when the second and final season rolls out, we can start afresh and hopefully with continuing nude scenes from the cast.

As for the first season, we get treated to the Maeve Dermody nude scene about half an hour into the pilot episode. The Australian actress plays Portia Fyfe, the landlady to Orlando Bloom’s Minecraft Ryprostate. As in every landlady-tenant relationship, they are also having sex on the side. Maybe this is why Philo’s rent was attainable, though how he still couldn’t afford better digs on a military officer’s pension and a police inspector’s salary, I’m not entirely sure. Maybe he was paying Maeve for the pleasure. Who knows? I would. The good news in all of that is we get to enjoy seeing Maeve Dermody nude in a great, albeit perhaps too clothed, sex scene, the gallery of which is below.

Milly Alcock Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

Lesbians and gentlemen, we have finally seen Milly Alcock naked as Rhaenyra Targaryen. Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, titled King of the Narrow Sea, gave us the Milly Alcock nude scene we have all been waiting for. Just to be clear, this is such a momentous occasion that even mainstream media has been buzzing over it. Newsweek reported that the Australian actress told them her sex scene with Matt Smith was “interesting” and that she was “very comfortable” with it. This might sound like a nothing comment, but we’ll actually come back to it in a bit because it will be answering a question that everyone who watched the episode probably had – or certainly the cynics among us did. The Independent took a break from highbrow reporting of royal mourners to write two separate articles just to call Milly’s sex scenes in this episode gnarly and uncomfortable.

The New York Post mentioned the intimacy coordinator for the Milly Alcock sex scene with Matt Smith, which is another deceptively important piece of information that we’re going to touch on in a bit. The Metro had this piece that is literally just about the sex scenes in this episode hilariously juxtaposed with a memorial of the Queen in a banner across the top. Esquire had a piece about how “shocking” the incestuous sex scene was “for nearly everyone but the cast,” forgetting that anyone who has read the books knows that the Targaryens have a propensity toward incest. Also, putting aside fantasy worlds, uncle-niece marriages were incredibly common in our own middle ages, which the Song of Ice and Fire franchise has been based off of since A Game of Thrones came out in 1996, so the fling between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon is… why the hell am I defending this? Jezebel had their own take on it, which was different to all of the others, if nothing else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen is something we actually got treated to twice in the episode (kind of). So, all of this talk about her sex scene with Matt Smith’s Daemon Targaryen is a bit of a red herring to the point where I’m not even sure why that’s the major story arc that all of the media outlets focused on. In that scene, two things happen. Or rather, two things don’t happen. Firstly, we do not see Rhaenyra Targaryen naked in it. Matt Smith does undress her, and we even see some pubic mound (full shave, by the way), but no boobs, ass, or pussy lips are visible. The second thing that does not happen is Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex. Yes, their “sex scene” is just a bit of heavy petting and some awkward kissing. Are you feeling aroused yet?

The great news is that mere minutes later, we do get to see Rhaenyra Targaryen nude when she has sex with her knight protector Ser Criston Cole à la Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. If you haven’t watched the episode, Rhaenyra loses her virginity to him, and House of the Dragon completes its transformation into a late 90s/early 00s teen series. I’m being unkind. All of that blue balling across the first three episodes and the only proper nude scene from the show before this being from Sonoya Mizuno, I am satisfied that we got at least a few flashes of nip and even a frame or two of inner labia out of Milly.

There’s one last point I’d like to make about Milly Alcock’s sex scene with Matt Smith. During the undressing parts – or indeed during all of the shots where parts of her naked body are visible – her face is almost never in the same shot. My philosophy has always been that a continuous pattern of the actress’ face not appearing in the same shots as her body in a nude scene means that a body double is in play. That’s actually what I thought was going on with this scene when I watched it and again when I edited it. I now bring your attention to the points raised earlier about Milly saying she felt “very comfortable” with the sex scene with the Doctor Who actor and the intimacy coordinator specifically for the scene between the two. Unless all of that’s hot air, then that really was Milly Alcock naked in that first scene with Matt Smith. Most of the footage I captured is from the other scene, the one with Ser Criston Cole, which was considerably more graphic. Everything from both of those is down below, so enjoy Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen from House of the Dragon.

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.

Alice Englert Naked – You Won’t Be Alone – 4K Stream

If you thought you would ever get the opportunity to see Alice Englert naked, you probably didn’t think it would be in an arthouse film about a witch from North Macedonia, the artist formerly known as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. That said, I have to give the casting director of You Won’t Be Alone credit. When I watched the movie first, not only did I not recognize Alice (whom I was actually not familiar with before), but I also just assumed she was a North Macedonian actress based on phenotype, a far cry from the Australian actress’ presumably Celto-Anglo-Teutonic heritage. Credit to the hair, makeup, and costume departments for the transformation as well.

Though I suppose Alice Englert isn’t beyond the international filmmaking experience. Her breakout role was, after all, in Ginger & Rosa, a movie filmed and set in England (and during the 1960s, which I think makes her a time traveler too). A year later, she starred in Beautiful Creatures, in which she actually plays a witch as well. As with Cristi Harris, it’s a very specific type of role for an actress to be typecast into. I should mention that in spite of the name Beautiful Creatures, it is just tease, and the movie does not contain an Alice Englert nude scene.

You Won’t Be Alone, however, does contain an Alice Englert nude scene – the only one in existence, as I write. In the movie, she plays one of the skins that the witch character wears. I won’t go into the kinds of specifics that would give away much of the plot, but the scene in which she gets naked is a sex scene with her new husband, but technically not the loss of the character’s virginity since she had previously had sex with Arta Dobroshi when she was a man. I promise it makes sense in the movie. Kind of. Here’s the gallery of Alice Englert naked in You Won’t Be Alone.

Sarah Snook Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

Finding footage of Sarah Snook naked is like digging for gold. It’s difficult and often fruitless, but incredibly easy if you know exactly where to look. That where in this case is the Australian film Not Suitable for Children, which came out in 2012 to not a whole lot of international fanfare. This was relatively early in the Australian actress’ career, so it’s not surprising both that it slips under the radar so often and that the nude scene happened in the first place. It’s always easy to get your tits out on camera if you assume no one’s going to see them, I suppose. Incidentally, while I did watch this movie to see the only (proper) Sarah Snook nude scene in existence, the movie also contains a very short scene from Kathryn Beck in which she flashes her left boob. This was the first and last nude scene of her career as well.

Something that I’ve always found a bit frustrating with trying to find pics of Sarah Snook naked in any film that she’s done is that she seems to absolutely love the art of the tease. We can lead with the obvious and bring up her cornucopia of sex and shower scenes in another Australian offering, 2015’s The Beautiful Lie. In that miniseries, it’s all lead-on and no pay-off as no matter how many times we sort of kind of technically have Sarah Snook naked on the screen, through a combination of devilish camera angles and props, no nudity is actually visible. Some might consider the scenes as including sideboob, but as I’ve mused before, sideboob without nipple is just no sideboob at all.

The pain of the ever-elusive Sarah Snook nude appearance digs deeper still, however. Try to count in how many movies the Adelaide native has appeared in some type of outfit where you’re sure a nude scene is just around the corner. Now it might just have been your blue balls thinking it, but they would have remained blue and incorrect. For example, who could forget that infamous bath scene in Jessabelle? It’s the one where she’s taking a bath in a full complement of underclothing. I don’t just mean bra and panties. I mean she’s wearing shorts and a tank top as well. While taking a bath. She then flails around while completely wet for a while, but again, you see absolutely nothing because she is – to all intents and purposes – fully clothed.

It really had gotten to the point that I’d assumed that we’d never see Sarah Snook topless. Although to be fair, so much of that was my own laziness. I had gotten it into my head that she carries a no nudity clause with her wherever she goes, one evidently strong enough that even any bath scenes have her dressed in multiple layers, and so there would be no point in digging deeper. And then I really wanted a good fap to her after watching Predestination again, so I dug deeper anyway. This was when I uncovered the treasure trove that is Not Suitable for Children. The scenes are dark, it’s true, but they do include multiple clear nipple shots, some of which aren’t even blurred.

The first Sarah Snook sex scene in the comedy takes place just shy of an hour into it, and she wears her bra throughout. At this stage, I obviously thought this would be just like all of her other non-nude sex scenes. Par for the course, right? Wrong, because the next time we see her nude, she’s not wearing a bra but is instead a tiny lump of pixels in a reflection. Getting better. The time after that, she’s a bigger part of the screen but out of focus. Warmer. Then finally we get it – the nude scene so many of us have been waiting for for so long, and in all this time, it had been sitting right under our noses. The color correction on this was a bit of a nightmare since a lot of the shots were really dark, but I reckon I’ve given them a much needed boost anyway, so enjoy the gallery of Sarah Snook naked in Not Suitable for Children below.