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Mayra Leal Nude – Machete – Blu ray

Mayra Leal Nude
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Original post: November 1, 2012

This really is a great movie for nudity, enough so that this post is the first of what will be a three part special dedicated to the Robert Rodriguez film, Machete. Right off the bat, less than three minutes into the film, we get our first remote handjob from the filmmakers. Danny Trejo’s character, after gratuitously killing a herd of generic henchmen, bursts into a room occupied by the beautiful Mayra Leal, who is bare-ass naked and remains so for all two minutes of her screentime.

Machete shines out like a diamond in a sea of shit for the simple fact that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. The film is delightfully devoid of all of the stupid tropes that make modern films obnoxious, and full of all of the stupid tropes that made 70s and 80s cinema so entertaining. Even Steven Seagal features in yet another ethnically-mismatched role as a Mexican drug lord. This movie is the equivalent to a big, juicy cheeseburger next to a tiny slice of veal on an ornate plate and definitely recommended if you just want to sit back and chill over a few beers.

You’ll notice that the video quality isn’t as crisp as it could be for a blu-ray, but that’s because the opening scene is shot (or filtered) in an old-school manner, presumably to set the mood, theater noises and all. Clip and caps are below.

Amy Smart Nude – Crank: High Voltage – Blu ray

Amy Smart Nude
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Original post: October 27, 2012

Amy Smart has proven time and time again that she truly cares for sad old men with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than beat off in front of their computers. First she gave us the classic nude scene from Road Trip, which honestly was the only thing that made that film watchable. Then there was a string of body double scenes, much to the dismay of many, but she’s now more than made up for it with Crank: High Voltage. This movie is, of course, well known, for the gratuitous scenes of Amy Smart as a stripper, but something flew a little under most people’s radars. Observe…

Yep, that’s right. Amy Smart’s neatly-shaven vajayjay in all its glory. And if that’s not clear enough for you, scroll down and check out the screencaps of all eight frames in which it’s visible. I’m honestly surprised this made it past the editors, particularly considering the censorship effort gone through to pixellate two other longer scenes in which we would have had a good look. I’m still trying to figure out whether it was left in as an Easter egg, or whether whoever edited the film never got another job again. It ain’t the only time too. Not that it’s much, but…

…we get a good lip slip while Amy Smart is straddling the luckiest extra on the planet. Honestly, I wonder why they even bothered with the nipple tape, but hey, maybe that’s just someone’s thing. There isn’t really enough footage for a video of the sex scene on the horse track with Jason Statham, but you can see the caps of that below and the GIFs on Tumblr, as well as the caps and clips from the strip club scene, the altercation with the police and Amy Smart getting molested by a prostitute in the back of a police car.

Kristen Stewart Nude – On The Road – Blu ray

Kristen Stewart Nude
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Original post: October 22, 2012

Kristen Stewart’s nude scene from On The Road has finally made it to blu-ray. My long-time readers may remember when I first featured this scene back in July, taking the caps from a camcorder recording of the Cannes screening that had gotten itself leaked onto the internet. Well, now we no longer have to try to fap to blurry, pixelated, shaky footage. We’ve gone up in the world.

The film seems to throw back to Brokeback Mountain in many ways – ranging from the time frame, the scenic shots, the strained relationships, et cetera – but it lacks much of the charm of the latter. Brokeback’s characters were tragic and relatable even to straight audiences, whereas the characters in this film inspired nothing but contempt in me. For those who aren’t aware of the theme of the story, it centers around members of the Beat Generation, the mentally handicapped younger siblings of the Great Generation and predecessors of the accursed hippies. Honestly, I only cheered when bad things happened to the characters.

But who cares about all of that? The film is littered with sex scenes and nudity from Kristen Stewart and others… but mostly Kristen Stewart… which is fine. I feel like for a two-and-a-half hour film, they could have been a bit more generous with the titties, but the current selection is palatable enough. This movie is just one more example in a trend of new releases featuring actresses who had never done nude scenes before suddenly jumping into the deep end, and for that I am eternally thankful. Caps and clips are below, and the GIFset’s on Tumblr.

Amber Heard Nude – The Joneses – Blu ray

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Original post: October 13, 2012

I’ve had a massive crush on her since forever, which made finding out Amber Heard is a lesbian all that much more heartbreaking. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m perfectly aware of the fact that even if she wasn’t gay, I wouldn’t stand a proverb’s chance on the internet of ever landing her… but still. I mean, she has a perfect face, she has a perfect body, and if the somewhat creepy interview with Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear is any indication, she has a pretty solid personality. Meanwhile, here I am spending my Saturday nights helping men I’ve never met masturbate.

Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah, Amber Heard in The Joneses. Any self-respecting fapper will remember her debut nude scene in Alpha Dog. Yeah, you didn’t see much, but it was certainly moistening. Then came The Informers, the orgasmic offering in which not only are the nude scenes nice and clear, but they also take up most of her screen time. Now we have The Joneses, which – if we’re to resume with the analogy – is the warm, soft cuddle after the deed is done. Sure, the scene is a bit short and kind of dark, but it certainly ain’t something to not be thankful for. Also, she’s a brunette in this film, which automatically scores bonus points with me.

Two notes on quality. If you noticed that the caps and video look slightly different, it’s because the caps have been color corrected to not be so dark. I was going to release the video with the same color correction initially, but it seemed a little too grainy in moving format, so the clip you’re getting is as it appears on the blu-ray. The color-corrected clip is available on demand, if anyone wants it.

The second note is that I’m switching encoding software. I don’t want to bore anyone with technical details, but the most noticeable difference is that I’ll now be encoding the videos in 2 passes rather than a single pass. What this means for you is that the videos will look clearer and take up less space for faster downloads. Also, I’ll be pushing the boundaries of internet porn by making a permanent switch to uber-high bitrate 15 mbps for all 1080p videos, which should actually make a visible difference now with the new encoding.

OK, enough of that. GIF’s on Tumblr; clip and caps below.

Alexis Knapp Nude – Project X – Blu ray

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Original post: September 18, 2012

Looking past the joy of seeing Alexis Knapp nude, Project X is a fantastical dive into the world of (mostly imagined) teenage hedonism. Not that I think much of a spoiler warning is necessary, but – SPOILER – in this film, a high school “loser” throws a massive house party that ends up destroying his entire neighborhood. Far be it from me to be the proverbial party-pooper, but when the main villain of your movie is a guy who has work in the morning and a young baby that can’t sleep because of the hero’s party, I’d say the message has begun to get a bit crass.

But who are we to complain? This movie, after all, happens to feature the first ever glimpse of young actress Alexis Knapp naked, known partly for Couple’s Retreat, but mostly for going out with Ryan Phillippe and having big tits… and in this movie, you see them in their full glory. Well, kinda. You might feel slightly shafted by the blu-ray since, even though it does deliver Alexis Knapp nude in a full 1920 x 1080 image, the very nature of the film is one that is recorded with a camcorder, so the picture quality isn’t that great.

Of course, existent is better than nothing, and this is the only Alexis Knapp sex scene you’re going to find no matter how hard you look. The actress hadn’t done one before and probably won’t do one again, citing “moral issues”. Anyway, this one is done and there ain’t no taking that back now. You can find the great Alexis Knapp nude scene from Project X below. The caps have now been updated with newer color-corrected incarnations which give us a brighter and clearer view of the actress’ gorgeous boobies with minimal loss of quality. Enjoy, subscribe to the feed, tell your friends, do whatever you gotta do.