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Anna Wilson-Jones Naked – The Night Watch – HD Stream

If you’ve decided to watch The Night Watch to see Anna Wilson-Jones naked, you won’t be disappointed. Not only will your wish be fulfilled, but you will get even more than what you bargained for. If you’ve ever felt that Claire Foy doesn’t get naked quite enough, then despair not, for she gets her beautiful, spherical titties out like she’d never done before. Have you ever lamented that Anna Maxwell Martin always seems to do rather luminally-obscured nude scenes? Well, then prepare for an epic scene of no holds barred full frontal nudity with absolutely everything on display.

I wanted to lead into this post saying that we never really see Anna Wilson-Jones naked in her work. Outside of The Night Watch, that continues to be true for me and, in all likelihood, true for most of you. This is the part where you bring up The Time of Your Life and the part where I tell you all we see is her ass, which just doesn’t do it for anyone who needs a frontal or at least side shot. Most conversations then end there with everyone agreeing to just be satisfied that she gets a nude scene in The Night Watch, but that’s actually not the full story.

My research has led me to believe that there are two other Anna Wilson-Jones nude scenes in existence. The first one is from an ITV series from 1999 called Wonderful You. Rumor has it she has it her boobs make an appearance in one of the episodes, but I couldn’t say since the only way I’m able to find this show is on VHS, and even if I did have the equipment necessary to digitize video cassettes, I doubt the quality would be anything to write home about. The other scene is from an Italian 2001 film called Domani. This is sometimes marketed as Tomorrow in English-speaking markets, and I’m not sure why they bother, because I can’t actually find it for sale anywhere. Any Italian fappers out there, if you have access to this, do let me know.

Anyway, back to The Night Watch, the nude scene we get has Anna Wilson-Jones topless in a bath with none other than Claire Foy. We don’t get any nudity from Claire in this scene, but she does, as mentioned earlier, get her tits out in a different scene. We do, however, see a couple of breast shots from Anna here. At a few moments, I thought she was wearing nipple pasties due to the unusual texture I was spotting sporadically, but when I was scrubbing through frame by frame with the color correction done, it appears that in the close-up shot of her boobs, the area around her nipples is blurred out. I’m not sure why, because this is definitely not the case in further out shots, as you can all determine yourselves from the gallery of screencaps down below.

It’s doubly weird because there’s an entire Anna Wilson-Jones lesbian sex scene with Claire Foy, so a bit of zoomed in nip would have hardly made it go beyond the standards of high class with its lewdness, even if this is a BBC production. All that said, the BBC’s policy on nudity in their films and series is chaotic at best. Let’s not forget that the only nude scene that Felicity Jones has ever done has been in a BBC production, and those cruel beasts just refuse to release it in HD. As for Anna Wilson-Jones, enjoy her nude scene from The Night Watch below.

Katie Cassidy Naked – The Scribbler – Blu ray

Speaking for myself, I’ve wanted to see Katie Cassidy naked since Season 3 of Supernatural, where she, incidentally, had a starring role with another nude scene evader, Lauren Cohan. The only naked offering at that point and in the years following was Live!, where Katie plays a stripper. Now, don’t get too excited. The striptease she does in that movie exposes one of her nipples for literally a single second, and the lighting is garbage – excuse me, I meant “artistic” – too. What’s more – and I want to preface this by saying I love boobs of all shapes and sizes – but Katie Cassidy’s tits hadn’t quite reached their final form yet in Live! (Exclamation mark as part of the movie title, not me being unnecessarily animated at Katie’s breast size)

That’s certainly not a problem (if you would consider it one) that you’ll experience watching The Scribbler. Her titties are quite a good size. Those corn-fed California girls sure do fill out. What’s more important, her nips are visible for more than a second. Much, much more than a second. But wait! There’s more! If you, like me, appreciate a good nude scenes-to-film ratio, you not only get to see Katie Cassidy naked, but also Ashlynn Yennie naked, where she does her own nude scenes as a psychiatric patient who has some mental aversion to wearing clothes. Yes, it’s just as arousing as it sounds.

As for the Katie Cassidy nude scenes, the first time we see her naked is when she gets a visit from the only male patient in what should be a women’s halfway house (lucky guy!), and in what can only be the sole expected outcome, they have sex. Some critics and fappers alike may take issue with the nude scene consisting of as many cuts as it does, but this actually works in fappers’ favor (don’t care about the critics). You see, each of the cuts is from a different angle, usually different sexual positions, that kind of thing. Basically, we get a rather agreeable number of sex scenes squished into one. Could they have played each of them out at full length? Technically yes, but let’s be honest, at that point, the movie will just end up being reclassified as softcore porn, and then so much of the magic dies.

All in all, there are few complaints to be had at the caliber of this sex scene. Katie Cassidy bares most, though not all. Yes, I’m sorry to say we will be seeing no pussy shots from her, not in The Scribbler and not in any other movie (for now). That said, a hell of a lot of skin makes its appearance on the screen and, I stress again, for a very good period of time, even if it is split into a million different cuts.

One final point for anyone who may have felt like we’ve never been properly able to see Katie Cassidy topless even though this movie came out in 2014. You may have watched the film yourself, or you may have searched for the nude scene from it on the internet. In both cases, you’ll likely have been met with some very dark, very heavily-tinted footage where most naughty bits were quite obscured. The good news is that the detail was always there, and a heavy dose of color correction is enough to bring it out. But don’t take my word for it. Enjoy the screencaps of Katie Cassidy nude from The Scribbler below.

Ashlynn Yennie Naked – The Scribbler – Blu ray

Anyone who’s watched The Scribbler knows that you see Ashlynn Yennie naked in it. We see her very, very naked and very, very frequently. OK, by very frequently, I mean across two scenes, but when you consider that she only has a total of three scenes in the entire film, this is beyond significant. Furthermore, the connoisseurs among you will know that Ashlynn Yennie’s first ever film role was in the infamous Human Centipede, which did include nudity, but for all the film’s crudeness, the nude scenes in that movie were quite artistic insofar as none of them were gratuitous.

Ashlynn Yennie’s nude scenes in The Scribbler, however, are about as gratuitous as they come. She literally plays a character who just never wears clothes. She has a phobia of them or something. I do wish that was more common. And none of this garbage about tactical camera angles or cutting off the shot just above her nips either. In pretty much every shot, either her boobs or ass are visible, just as God intended.

The first time we see Ashlynn Yennie nude in The Scribbler is when she picks a bitch fight with Katie Cassidy, who plays the main character and, incidentally, has a nude scene of her own in the film (pierced nipples included free of charge). The conflict between the two continues, and Ashlynn remains fully naked throughout the entire thing, but sadly, no crotch shots visible… yet.

Later in the movie, we get a good view of Ashlynn Yennie topless again, this time as she joins Katie Cassidy while she has an argument with a talking elevator. I promise it makes more sense in the movie. I’m lying. It doesn’t. Ashlynn waits for the elevator while Katie eyes up her naked body and thinks about how hot she is and whether she wants to make friends with her. I promise it makes more sense in the movie. No, I’m lying again. Ashlynn then gets in the elevator and turns around, giving us a perfect, long, well-lit view at her naked body from the front, but sadly, with the camera cutting off just above her labia.

You might feel like you’ve missed out with this being the last scene and all, but if you go back and look very, very carefully, in the shot where we see Ashlynn Yennie’s ass as she’s bending forward to call the elevator, she’s lifting her leg, and just between them, you can make out the silhouette of her pussy lips. Spoiler alert: no amount of color correction makes them actually visible beyond that. Sorry. I’m also sorry that for all the absolutely mouth-watering full frontal nude scenes Ashlynn had in Submission, she only did that show after her boob job, leaving us robbed of her perfect little breasts. That said, in the interest of not focusing on the negative, see below the screencaps of Ashlynn Yennie naked from The Scribbler.

Eli Jane Naked – The Way – HD Stream

If you’re wondering whether The Way is the only film in which you can see Eli Jane naked, the answer is no… but really yes. Technically, her titties appear for about a second in The Telling, a 2009 film that I haven’t watched, but from what I know about it, seems like it shouldn’t exist. So what’s the problem? Well, we don’t really see Eli Jane’s face in that movie. No, she doesn’t play an extra. Worse. Her role was as a body double for Bridget Marquardt. Yes, that Bridget Marquardt. Why someone who’s job it is to get completely naked for every photoshoot needs a body double is a conundrum I’ve not been able to unravel, but here we are anyway.

I suppose with prior renowned roles as “Café Waitress,” “Bank teller,” and “Girlfriend,” it’s not difficult to see why doing a nude scene without face and name recognition became a viable option, although to be fair, the last of those mentioned roles was in the music video for Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love. Said music video was also her second role of all time, the first being as Axis Sally in the TV ad for Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway. This eclectic selection of roles is rounded off by the music video for Alice in Chains’ Hollow. Just to be clear, I’m not mocking her career. OK, I am, but I’m not mocking her. On the contrary, I thought her performance in The Way was really good and showed lots of range.

Another thing it showed was a whole lot of Eli Jane nude. I don’t mean in terms of time or quantity of scenes; there were only two of them, and they were quite short. I’m talking more in terms of square inches of skin shown. Now, I don’t know what the number actually is, but I know it’s equivalent to every square inch she has. Yes, in her first nude scene, Eli Jane is completely naked. Full frontal, boobs, ass, legs (if you’re a time traveller from the 1940s), feet (if you’re one of those people) – whatever you want to see, the movie’s got you covered. In the scene, her character, Jane Arcs, a death row inmate with a heart of gold, gets strip searched before her execution because… reasons. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit peeved that there are prison bars between her and the camera, but nothing is concealed throughout, so it’s ignorable.

Later in the film, there’s an Eli Jane sex scene between her character and a prison officer who is also her boyfriend on the sly. No full frontal this time, but we do get a nice close shot of her sideboob across a broad range of arm configurations, which is actually quite important in what angle and shape of boob you get to see. Also, there are no metal bars in the way this time. The scene is a bit dark, but with the eternal magic of color correction, I’ve gotten the material to where it needs to be for visibility.

I do have to say, the setting of the prison, strip search, jailhouse catfights – they all evoke a much earlier era, one where women in prison films were significantly more commonplace. I mean, all this movie was missing was for a fight to happen in the showers, or indeed any shower scene, but on the whole, I am glad to see the women in prison genre slowly coming back. Hopefully we get more offering in the near future, and if they’re from other Iranian directors, then no complaints from me. The Way does not, as I write, have a blu ray release, so in the meantime, enjoy the screencaps from the HD stream of the Eli Jane nude scenes from the film below.

NEWS: Will We See Lily James Nude in Pam & Tommy?

First of all, yes, that is Lily James on the left as Pamela Anderson – and if you live under a rock, that is also Lily James nude from The Exception on the right. That film came out in 2016, and as I write, it remains the last nude scene than the actress has done. Furthermore, if you don’t count the very brief flash of nip in Secret Diary of a Call Girl, it’s the only nude scene she’s ever done. Now I’ve been hearing rumors that that trend will be ending on February 2, when Pam & Tommy releases on Hulu, Disney+, and Star+ (depending on where you live). I’ve done a bit of research on the topic since waiting those 3 weeks for a definite answer just seems too long. It’s complicated, but I think fairly clear.

Meet Marissa Hoffman. She’s got a role in Pam & Tommy, she’ll be in front of the camera, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her. In fact, in situations like these, it tends to be hit-or-miss whether she’ll even be in the rolling credits at the end of the episodes. I assume you’ve all already figured out where this is going. It’s been reported by numerous news sources, including the UK’s most famed purveyor of truth and purely objective journalism, that Marissa Hoffman will be Lily James’ body double for her sex scenes with Sebastian Stan, who is playing Tommy Lee. It’s not clear whether Sebastian Stan will be using a body double as well, but unconfirmed rumors suggest that this role will be filled by Morgan Freeman.

But that’s just for the sex scenes, right? We’re totally gonna be seeing Lily James naked left, right, and center in a bunch of steamy topless scenes that don’t involve sex, right? Well, said scenes might exist, and they might be done without a double, but before you get too excited, I’d like to draw your attention to the picture of Lily James in the red swimsuit in character. Notice anything? Nothing, are you sure? What about if you go back to the picture of her bare tits at the top of the post and compare? Lily James’ boobs are B cups. In the swimsuit picture, they’re DD cups. But how can this be? She hasn’t had any breast augmentation surgery (and Lily, if you’re reading this, please never do), so what gives? The answer is prosthetics, a chest piece, as reported by the UK’s most serious and high class source of news.

The above image is from The Exception too. Sorry, I thought I might close off on a good note. Although, all that said, the chest piece will only be covering her breasts, and she hasn’t said anything about wearing a prosthetic pussy, so for all we know, we might get a 4K close-up of her spread open vagina. I mean, I’m not saying that we will, but we might. Hope was the last thing to come out of Lily’s Box, after all. Or was that Pandora?