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Tamzin Merchant Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The two scenes featuring Tamzin Merchant naked bring us to the end of our journey of covering all of the nudity in the first season of Carnival Row and getting us ready for the second and final season. This second season will begin to air on February 17, 2023, so only a week and a half from time of me writing this. The release schedule is going to be a bit different. As I’ve said in each of the other posts for the series, Season 1 released all in one go, which meant that the show staggering Cara Delevingne’s two nude scenes to the third and fourth episodes did nothing to dampen any spotlight monopolization that may – and definitely did – occur.

Mind you, the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes – which appear in the penultimate and final episodes of the first season – fared a bit better. They don’t get nearly as much mention as Cara’s, but they certainly get a lot more press than Orlandlo Bloom ploughing his landlady played by Maeve Dermody or the fantastical fae brothel scene featuring Karla Crome. All that said, Season 2 is unlikely to suffer from the same problem because it has now been confirmed that the new episodes of Carnival Row will release two at a time over a five week period between February 17 and March 17. Well, 29 days, technically, but you know what I mean.

The question on everyone’s lips is obviously whether we will see Tamzin Merchant nude again in the new season, and since this will be the end of the show, for the last time as Imogen Spurnrose. I will obviously be monitoring the situation and reporting on it as it goes in the same way that I did for House of the Dragon and (less fruitfully) for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. Tamzin is certainly no stranger to nudity, but at the same time, she doesn’t exactly have that Eva Green or post-Twilight Kristen Stewart energy of being naked in absolutely everything she’s in.

We first saw Tamzin Merchant topless in The Tudors, which I suppose wasn’t unusual for that show. My most evergreen celebrity crush Natalie Dormer notably also had her nude debut in that show. The only other time we’ve gotten to enjoy Tamzin Merchant naked was in the French film The Dancer / La Danseuse. We could have seen her naked a whole lot more over the past decade and a bit since Tamzin Merchant was the original actress to play Daenerys Targaryen. Seriously, they filmed a whole pilot and everything, including the infamous wedding scenes with Khal Drogo. The original pilot was almost completely scrapped for being crap, and part of the rework involved significant recasting, one expression of which was replacing Tamzin with Emilia Clarke. I can’t tell you how often I hope to wake up and find out that the original Game of Thrones pilot has leaked.

I also feel like we could have gotten a Tamzin Merchant sex scene or 20 in her debut-ish role as Margo Durrell in BBC’s 2005 adaptation of My Family and Other Animals, given the character’s proclivities. In spite of its image, the network is no stranger to that kind of thing, as we have seen time and time again, and yet, no luck. Nor was there when ITV adapted the same books as The Durrells with Daisy Waterstone as Margo Durrell. The good news there is that Daisy had a certain very early role that will now scratch that itch for us forever. Bless independent short films.

For all the speculation we’ve been through, I do believe there actually is a good chance that we’ll be blessed with Tamzin Merchant’s tits again in Season 2 of Carnival Row. Why do I say this? Well, information has been scant until now, but our English rose did say in an interview with Entertainment Weekly that Imogen Spurnrose stops wearing a corset partway through the second season. Make of that what you will, but in the meantime, enjoy all of the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes from Carnival Row Season 1 below.

Mimi Rogers Naked – The Door in the Floor – Blu ray

I was initially going to start this post by saying that Mimi Rogers naked in The Door in the Floor is one of the most iconic nude scenes of the 90s. Something was tickling the back of my head over that, so I checked to confirm, and this film actually came out in 2004. I then thought I was confusing it with another of the most iconic nude scenes the 90s – the many glorious shots of Mimi Rogers nude in Walkabout, Castaway, and Puffball director Nicolas Roeg’s Full Body Massage. I was, and I was expecting that film to have come out toward the new millennium, but it actually had a 1995 release.

The reason this all stuck out to me is because I remember everyone talking about how Mimi Rogers naked in Full Body Massage was such an amazing treat considering how great her body looked “at her age,” with no further qualifiers other than the occasional – read: very frequent – MILF comments. So I looked that up to, and I wasn’t misremembering. The Floridian beauty was just months away from turning 40 when Full Body Massage premiered at the Chicago International Film Festival in 1995. With a whopping 9 years between that movie and this one, she was almost 50 when The Door in the Floor was filmed and released.

I’m not trying to say that I watched this exact Mimi Rogers nude scene and assumed she was 18 years old or anything like that, but damn, her body looks so good. She’s built like some sort of Greco-Roman statue. And while I’m sure there are going to be some “pointy elbows”/”knees too sharp” critics out there making comments about the effect that half a century of gravity has on a woman’s breasts, I challenge anyone to look at Mimi Rogers’ tits and tell me they don’t look glorious. That shape. That nipple placement. I can only imagine their consistency is just as spectacular.

I’m not going to list all of the times that we’ve seen Mimi Rogers topless on the big screen, but suffice it to say, this movie is neither her first nor her second time. It is, incidentally, her last. No, she hasn’t retired from acting, but the only other nude scene – and I’m using that term very loosely here – she has done since then was in 2018’s Affairs of State. In that film, she flashed her ass cheeks for a bit during a sex scene, but she is still wearing panties during, so it’s a bit of a stretch to allow it to qualify. That said, getting her ass out for the camera well into her 60s is pretty legendary. Solid Good Luck to You, Leo Grande vibes.

Seeing Mimi Rogers’ hot ass in her 60s is great, but for the full Leo Grande experience minus a decade, the best offerings are right here. With all of the other nude scenes from the Miami native that have full nudity only implying it, this one here is technically the only movie in which we get proper full frontal nudity from the actress. And for the benefit of blind visitors using screen readers, she’s rocking an absolutely stunning trimmed bush. For the rest, enjoy the color corrected gallery of Mimi Rogers nude in The Door in the Floor.

Maeve Dermody Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The scene in which we saw Maeve Dermody naked in Carnival Row is a bit of a stealth nude scene. We discussed the irony of this briefly in the previous post for the series, the one for Karla Crome, but to reiterate now that we’re on the scene itself, the part where we see Maeve Dermody nude in Carnival Row is literally the very first nude scene in the entire series. A blessed position to hold, but that didn’t stop it from getting overshadowed by the pair of nude scenes we got from Cara Delevingne later in the season.

That said, connoisseurs of celebrity nudity aren’t known for missing a trick, so in anticipation of Season 2 of Carnival Row, which is due to release on February 17, 2023 – only about a fortnight from now, as I write – I’m sweeping up with the nude scenes that I didn’t address when I covered Cara as Vignette Stonemoss back in November. We did Karla’s nude scene a few days ago, and we’ve got the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes to close the series off. Then when the second and final season rolls out, we can start afresh and hopefully with continuing nude scenes from the cast.

As for the first season, we get treated to the Maeve Dermody nude scene about half an hour into the pilot episode. The Australian actress plays Portia Fyfe, the landlady to Orlando Bloom’s Minecraft Ryprostate. As in every landlady-tenant relationship, they are also having sex on the side. Maybe this is why Philo’s rent was attainable, though how he still couldn’t afford better digs on a military officer’s pension and a police inspector’s salary, I’m not entirely sure. Maybe he was paying Maeve for the pleasure. Who knows? I would. The good news in all of that is we get to enjoy seeing Maeve Dermody nude in a great, albeit perhaps too clothed, sex scene, the gallery of which is below.

Eleanor Tomlinson Naked – Colette – Blu ray

I’m sure you all knew that covering Eleanor Tomlinson naked was what the earlier post with Keira Knightley was building up to. The three straight male fans of Poldark had certainly been waiting to see Demelza Poldark nude throughout that show’s run, but unlike the rest of the BBC’s catalog and all of its relentless nudity, no such nude scenes materialized in Poldark. But all of this brings us to Colette, the 2018 film that proudly screened Eleanor Tomlinson nude for the first time. And for the only time. Or was it?

My knowledge of celeb nudity may be encyclopedic to an extent that is equal parts impressive and cringe-inducing, but I always do my research before any statements go live, and so the same was done to confirm that Colette does indeed feature the only Eleanor Tomlinson nude scene in existence. There appears to be a lot of confusion regarding this scene being of stand-up comedian Taylor Tomlinson nude. There are also references to Taylor Tomlinson’s work that refer to Eleanor and vice versa. I get that they share a surname, but… like… Anyway, in my research, I have concluded with certainty that at time of writing, this is well and truly the only footage of Eleanor Tomlinson topless in existence.

And now some more bad news regarding the Eleanor Tomlinson nude scenes in Colette. If you haven’t seen the film, you may think it’s just one quick one. If you have seen the film, you may think there are tons of them. If we’re talking about visible nudity, tragically, there is indeed only one. Of the multiple sex scenes between her and Keira Knightley and Dominic West, even if you scrub through frame by frame, you will get no slips – neither intended nor unintended as (we got in Ordinary Lies). What we did get, though, is something magical, fleeting though it may have been, so with that uplift, I will leave you to scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Eleanor Tomlinson naked in Colette along with some extras from her lesbian sex scenes with Keira Knightley.

Karla Crome Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

There’s a lot to be said for actresses’ nudity being overshadowed by bigger stars in the same features, and the scene with Karla Crome naked in Carnival Row is no exception. On the contrary, it’s a perfect example. For those who aren’t aware, Carnival Row hosted the second of only two times that the magnetic Cara Delevingne has appeared naked on screen and, incidentally, the only time that the view was good, taking out her brief, dark nude debut in Tulip Fever.

To Amazon’s credit, they did wait until the third episode to air the first of Cara’s nude scenes in the show, whereas Karla Crome’s nudity was in the pilot episode, but it didn’t seem to steal the show in the way that intuition would presume due to Prime Video following the binge-friendly release schedule of putting every single episode of the season out on the same day – in this case, August 30, 2019. Maeve Dermody’s nude scene was in the same episode and was even the very first nude scene of the entire show, but it was met with the same fate. Even Tamzin Merchant’s pair of nude scenes toward the end of the season slipped under many fappers’ radars, but more on all of that down the line.

We see Karla Crome nude in Carnival Row when her character Tourmaline Larou is having sex with a client in the brother where she works. I appreciate this sounds like blatant sexposition à la Game of Thrones, but the scene was actually critical to the story in its entirety (no further spoilers, though). I was initially struggling over whether to put this scene down as a nude debut for the British actress based on a partial flash of ass preceding it in the infamous Hit & Miss with Chloë Sevigny, but after a check with The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, I found that she’d flashed a tit once before on BBC’s Murder, which I understand is a spin-off of The Teletubbies. Or something. Anyway, there’s more content on the way in preparation for the release of Season 2, but for now, enjoy the gallery of everything we have from Karla Crome nude in Carnival Row thus far.