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Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Catherine McCormack Naked – 28 Weeks Later – Blu ray

This is not the only time we’ve seen Catherine McCormack naked. It’s not the first Catherine McCormack nude scene, nor the longest, nor the most graphic, nor the most gratuitous. The reason I’m doing this micro post to cover the nude scene in 28 Weeks Later is because, as a shameless zombie movie fanatic (>inb4 the Infected aren’t zombies and 28 Days/Weeks Later aren’t zombie films), I’ve watched it a number of times, and in those number of times, I’d only picked up that there might have been a nip flash the previous time and confirmed that there were plenty of shots with nudity in what technically passes as a nude scene the last time.

OK, “plenty” is a bit rich. There are exactly two shots in which Catherine McCormack’s right nipple appear (we have yet to confirm the continued existence of her left nipple at the time of the movie’s production). But that’s still one more than I thought might be until relatively recently and two more than most people – myself included for most of the time since the film came out – realize. This is also the only nude scene in 28 Weeks Later, which deviates from its prequel, 28 Days Later, which includes the infamous shots of Cillian Murphy’s dick.

So how have they slipped in these shots of Catherine McCormack nude without it being obvious? Well, that’s the funny thing. It actually is quite obvious. Without dropping too many spoilers, Catherine’s character Alice finds herself stripped naked and hosed down in a standing shower by a group of soldiers, as one does. The scene lasts roughly half a minute, and in every single shot of her, she is wearing no clothes. Tactical camera work and positioning of props and body parts were used to cover up most of the explicit bits, but some did leak through. That said, I’m not going to attach the infamous Unscripted Nudity tag since the second of the two shots seems quite clearly intentional, even if the jury’s still out on the first. Again, not overly clear if you’re watching the movie for the story and not paying too much attention, but if you have keener eyes, and especially if you scrub through frame by frame, you’ll end up with the lovely gallery of Catherine McCormack nude in 28 Weeks Later below.

Emma Corrin Naked – Lady Chatterley’s Lover – 4K Stream

I certainly was expecting to see Emma Corrin naked when I watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover. How could I not be? People have been talking about gawking at Emma Corrin nude for the first time in her career ever since Netflix’s adaptation of the 1928 cuck classic by this perfectly normal and sane-looking gentleman came out last month.

What I definitely did not expect was the earth-shattering quantity of Emma Corrin nude scenes that we ended up getting. I genuinely thought there would just be one nude scene from Emma and then one other, which would be the infamous Jack O’Connell nude scene that ended up getting bizarrely mixed reception. That said, Jack O’Connell naked on screen is as reliably consistent as the tides, so I’m not really sure what all of the furore was about from either camp. Anyway, I thought that very important part of the movie needed to be addressed, and now it is, so I’m done linking gay-themed sites. Or am I?

Back to the 6 million Emma Corrin nude scenes in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the situation is so deliciously absurd, that the Daily Mail even erroneously reported that the Netflix film was going to be X-rated. I guess I can’t blame them – after all, that article is from before the film’s release – but it did make me think about Netflix’s completely chaotic relationship with nudity. The orthodoxy was always that Netflix is lean on nude scenes, and when they appear every now and then, they are not especially gratuitous. It’s safe to say that Lady Chatterley’s Lover bucked that trend in a dramatic way, although there is also something to be said for the fact that as networks like HBO and Starz and Hollywood as a whole have been shying away from nude scenes since #MeToo gained traction, Netflix has been moving in the opposite direction with on-screen nudity.

So there I was, going into the movie excited to see Emma Corrin topless (once), and instead, I get a whole lot of graphic and gratuitous full frontal nudity. It is worth noting – and this is something that I’ve noticed time and time again with such delicious offerings – that Lady Chatterley’s Lover gets the fabled F-Rated tag for its director, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre. And not only that, but said female director is French, which I surely needn’t explain further. And what’s even more, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre has herself done nude scenes, such as in 2011’s Demain?, which coincidentally also revolves around the First World War. Suffice it to say, all of the ingredients for gratuitous shots of naked actresses were in place.

So go ahead and enjoy Emma Corrin sex scenes until your battered dong just can’t take any more. You can almost forget that there’s a movie between all of the nudity, but who’s complaining? Certainly not Emma. In interviews, she has described her nude debut as “so freeing” and “the most exhilarating experience of [her] life”… and yet, that wince she does in The Hook’s video interview when they begin talking about her nude scenes combined with her body language throughout that bit – the vagus nerve massaging, the tightly crossed arms – tells a slightly different story. But wait. The nudity wasn’t that embarassing, was it? She wasn’t that exposed, was she? Perhaps, but then there’s…

…the Emma Corrin pussy flash. I don’t know whether this was intentional or accidental in the same way that the three-frame shot of her nipple piercing is toward the end of the movie, but if it is “””””unintentional”””””, I can tell you with certainty that the editor noticed it and did nothing about it. The pierced nipples appear under a flurry of blanket in the middle of a shot where the focus is on Lady Chatterley’s face. The bush-and-labia shot – and yes, inner labia are included just like in one of the greatest nude scenes ever by the amazing Lucy Aarden – was right at the end of a scene with the camera’s focus on nothing else, even if it did only last for three frames. Anyway, there’s no amount of babble I can let off to fully do this justice, so scroll down and enjoy Faptuary’s largest gallery to date – a whopping 202 screen captures of Emma Corrin nude in Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

Kristen Stewart Naked – Lizzie – Blu ray

I am very excited to be bringing you Kristen Stewart naked today, and not just because it’s like a sort of late Christmas or Boxing Day gift. You see, the Kristen Stewart nude scene in the 2012 film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road was one of the first scenes I’d covered back in the innocent times of the .NET days. It was 2012, and the film contained Bella Swan’s nude debut. I’d be courting no controversy if I said that there was a lot of excitement around it even outside of my own personal goings on at the time.

The funniest part is that for all of the excitement around what we thought would never happen happening, On The Road heralded the era of Kristen Stewart nude in absolutely everything. OK, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but she went from being an actress with no-nudity clauses following her everywhere she goes to an actress that delivers nude scene after nude scene with wild abandon and no shame. The main films where we got long and solid naked shots of the Twilight actress include Personal Shopper – which, depending on perspective, is the second film in which she’s appeared naked – and, of course, this film right here.

The Kristen Stewart nude scenes in Lizzie may not be among the most graphic around, but they are pretty gratuitous, which is always lovely. I’m not going to go into too many plot points because that would involve a series of spoilers, although, to be fair, it’s not difficult to figure out what’s going on from the video or even from the images. Suffice it to say, Kristen Stewart’s character, the Irish maid Bridget (who has to go by Maggie because it’s unacceptable for Irish maids in America to not be… or something…), has to get completely naked to carry out a certain act – a trick she learned from the 1892 season of CSI, apparently. TV censorship laws were very different before it existed.

And yet, seeing Kristen Stewart topless for her nude scenes somehow isn’t the highlight of Lizzie. The delightful and perennially naked Chloë Sevigny has nude scenes in the movie as well. And they are much, much longer. And they are more graphic. And they include some full frontal action. I do intent to give them the same treatment with the color correction that Kristen got here, so keep on checking back for that. You can also follow on Twitter and get news of the new posts right in your feed. In fact, keep an eye on the Faptuary Twitter anyway since the social media site’s video hosting limits are more lenient, and that usually means the videos for the nude scenes are longer with more content, like the more narratively coherent cut of the glorious nude scene by Siwan Morris in Skins.

And if none of that is enough for you, we can’t possibly forget the millions upon millions of Kristen Stewart leaked nudes floating all over the internet. I don’t even remember which of the Fappenings included leaked nudes from Kristen – probably because it was all of them – but they are far from difficult to find. It’s honestly to the point that I’m almost 100% convinced that the actress leaks them herself. She’s basically become an exhibitionist at this point, which I can’t help finding incredibly ironic considering her absolute aversion to nude scenes in the earlier years of her career.

So you can hit the search engines and find a Kristen Stewart sex tape or ten among her million nude scenes and leaked naked pics, or you can stay right here and enjoy what is, as I write, the cleanest, crispest edit of her nude scenes in Lizzie. As always, I challenge anyone who disagrees with that sentiment to prove me wrong. For everyone else, I do believe the time has come to pull those dongers out, scroll down, and enjoy the lovingly curated gallery of Kirsten Stewart naked in Lizzie.

Siwan Morris Naked – Skins – HD Stream

While this is not the only nude scene in which we’ve been blessed by Siwan Morris naked, it certainly is one of the best. And if you ask me personally, it is the best. First of all, full frontal. How the hell do you beat full frontal? Secondly, this is basically every teenage boy’s fantasy, right? Getting to ogle that one hot teacher completely naked? And such is the glory of Skins. For a show that was (allegedly) written by adults, I find it incredible just how many quintessential teenage fantasies it contains. Memories of college die hard, I guess.

And so here we are on Christmas Eve, enjoying Siwan Morris nude as her character, Angie, comes out of the shower and flashes absolutely everything to the camera. The moment the shower curtain gets pulled aside and Angie the psychology teacher comes out, we see it all from tits to bush and everything between and beyond. And might I say, what an amazing crop of pubes our Welsh daffodil has. Whole, yet trimmed. No landing strip wankery, but no overgrown jungle either. Truly the patrician’s pubic hair.

Do we then stop seeing Siwan Morris nude when she goes to her locker to get dressed? Of course not. She does turn around and bend over to give us an awesome look at her ass while she pulls her panties on, but wait… something interrupts her. It seems that Nicholas Hoult’s Tony is drying his trousers in the school female staff shower rooms. Tony peeks around the corner to watch his psychology teacher get dressed (while still soaking wet, for some reason). Angie then turns around to look at him. Is this where we stop seeing her nude? Of course not.

We continue to see Siwan Morris topless as Angie converses with Tony, asking him why he’s in the women’s locker room while strutting her breasts. It’s only when Sid and Chris also run into the women’s showers to speak to Tony that she covers up her boobs with her hands. Handbra appreciators will like this part. Angie tells her students to fuck off while she remains naked with only a pair of panties and her hands over her tits, and so they leave. So this must be where we stop seeing Siwan Morris naked, right? Of course not. After the boys are gone, she lets her titties go, looks down at them, and gives the camera – and us, the lucky audience – one last twirl.

While Skins isn’t back-to-back nudity like, say, Spartacus, the nude scenes aren’t limited to Siwan Morris in the changing room showers. This may be her only proper nude scene in the show, but there are plenty of others to go around. As for the nude scenes we didn’t get, like any from Cassie, Hannah Murray later blessed us with a handful of nude scenes, most notably in Charlie Says, so still no losses (except for Kaya Scodelario… unless…). Bet let’s not get too carried away. Instead, scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Siwan Morris nude in Skins.