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Tanya van Graan Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

I admit that my research here has been quite difficult for reasons I’ll get to in a second, but I am fairly confident that Starship Troopers 3: Marauder is the only movie in which we can see Tanya van Graan naked. As many of you who have been fapping over here for a while – some of you even going back to the .NET days – know, I love covering both a nude debut and hunting for actress’ rare only nude scenes of their careers, so this shouldn’t be a cause for surprise. The reason it is a cause for surprise anyway is because of the exact trajectory that the actress has followed in terms of doing nudity professionally. I would be understating it if I said that there are other ways to see photographic evidence of Tanya van Graan nude.

For starters, she’s a model. Before the #metoo movement meant that we all had to convert to Salafism and seeing so much as a woman’s nude ankle made you a gigarapist and literally Hitler, naked photoshoots were par for the course for any working model, and Tanya van Graan sure did work hard. She has done nude spreads for international women’s magazine Marie Claire while talking about giving her organs away. She’s done nude photos for international lad mag FHM, who also awarded her as the sexiest woman in South Africa in 2007. And all of that is just scratching the surface.

The really weird thing about Tanya van Graan nude appearances is the trajectory. Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was her big break. Not only was it her first film role, but it was also her first role in a production that was not South African (though the movie was filmed in the country). Yeah, she only has about a minute of screen time, two lines of dialogue (one of which is to ridicule a man for having a small penis), and spends about two thirds of it all naked, but still. This is where you would expect an explosion of nude scenes to ride the wave, but alas, it was not so.

A lot of people thought they saw Tanya van Graan topless in her very next role, 2010’s Mad Cow. I’m going to piss in your corn flakes right now and just tell you that that was a body double. Sorry, but it’s been confirmed. She had a faux nude scene in Death Race 3: Inferno, but the camera never shows her tits from the front nor even from the side, so no nudity there. The only thing I wasn’t able to determine is whether she got naked in Lost Boys: The Thirst. IMDB states that there definitely is nudity in which “breasts are shown,” but I couldn’t quite find out which actress that was supposed to be in the 2 minutes I spent researching before I got bored (ADHD lol). If you know, do your fellow fappers a favor and drop an answer in the comments below. In the meantime, though, enjoy Tanya van Graan naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Sarah Snook Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

Finding footage of Sarah Snook naked is like digging for gold. It’s difficult and often fruitless, but incredibly easy if you know exactly where to look. That where in this case is the Australian film Not Suitable for Children, which came out in 2012 to not a whole lot of international fanfare. This was relatively early in the Australian actress’ career, so it’s not surprising both that it slips under the radar so often and that the nude scene happened in the first place. It’s always easy to get your tits out on camera if you assume no one’s going to see them, I suppose. Incidentally, while I did watch this movie to see the only (proper) Sarah Snook nude scene in existence, the movie also contains a very short scene from Kathryn Beck in which she flashes her left boob. This was the first and last nude scene of her career as well.

Something that I’ve always found a bit frustrating with trying to find pics of Sarah Snook naked in any film that she’s done is that she seems to absolutely love the art of the tease. We can lead with the obvious and bring up her cornucopia of sex and shower scenes in another Australian offering, 2015’s The Beautiful Lie. In that miniseries, it’s all lead-on and no pay-off as no matter how many times we sort of kind of technically have Sarah Snook naked on the screen, through a combination of devilish camera angles and props, no nudity is actually visible. Some might consider the scenes as including sideboob, but as I’ve mused before, sideboob without nipple is just no sideboob at all.

The pain of the ever-elusive Sarah Snook nude appearance digs deeper still, however. Try to count in how many movies the Adelaide native has appeared in some type of outfit where you’re sure a nude scene is just around the corner. Now it might just have been your blue balls thinking it, but they would have remained blue and incorrect. For example, who could forget that infamous bath scene in Jessabelle? It’s the one where she’s taking a bath in a full complement of underclothing. I don’t just mean bra and panties. I mean she’s wearing shorts and a tank top as well. While taking a bath. She then flails around while completely wet for a while, but again, you see absolutely nothing because she is – to all intents and purposes – fully clothed.

It really had gotten to the point that I’d assumed that we’d never see Sarah Snook topless. Although to be fair, so much of that was my own laziness. I had gotten it into my head that she carries a no nudity clause with her wherever she goes, one evidently strong enough that even any bath scenes have her dressed in multiple layers, and so there would be no point in digging deeper. And then I really wanted a good fap to her after watching Predestination again, so I dug deeper anyway. This was when I uncovered the treasure trove that is Not Suitable for Children. The scenes are dark, it’s true, but they do include multiple clear nipple shots, some of which aren’t even blurred.

The first Sarah Snook sex scene in the comedy takes place just shy of an hour into it, and she wears her bra throughout. At this stage, I obviously thought this would be just like all of her other non-nude sex scenes. Par for the course, right? Wrong, because the next time we see her nude, she’s not wearing a bra but is instead a tiny lump of pixels in a reflection. Getting better. The time after that, she’s a bigger part of the screen but out of focus. Warmer. Then finally we get it – the nude scene so many of us have been waiting for for so long, and in all this time, it had been sitting right under our noses. The color correction on this was a bit of a nightmare since a lot of the shots were really dark, but I reckon I’ve given them a much needed boost anyway, so enjoy the gallery of Sarah Snook naked in Not Suitable for Children below.

Kathryn Beck Naked – Not Suitable for Children – Blu ray

The first time I thought I was going to see Kathryn Beck naked was in the Australian apocalypse masterpiece These Final Hours, which incidentally also co-stars Sarah Snook, as this one does. That nude scene did not materialize in spite of the tease, and although I didn’t look it up at the time, back then, Not Suitable for Children was the feature that housed the only Kathryn Beck nude scene in existence, and it continues to hold that honor still today. Incidentally, it also contains the only Sarah Snook nude scene in existence.

I’m not going to lie – this nude scene is really short. It’s so short that are exactly 15 frames where Kathryn’s right nipple is visible. Or to phrase it another way, there is so little nudity from the Australian actress, that the gallery at the bottom of this post contains literally every single frame of visible nudity. That said, being the only nude scene that she’s done, whether you were following Kathryn Beck as Lily Nelson on Home and Away, Gemma Reeves on Neighbours, or Sky Pierson on Wentworth (which by the way has shockingly few nude scenes for a series about women in prison), then you will relish all 15 frames of nudes like a thirsty man cherishes 15 drops of water.

So in what context do we get all three fifths of a second of Kathryn Beck nude in Not Suitable for Children? She plays the much loved character of Stalker Becky. When the man she is stalking, played by none other than Jason Stackhouse, comes to visit her for sex, she flashes her right boob at him while standing up on a communal stairwell in her apartment building. She then turns him down for sex, but hey at least he (and everyone else who watched the move) got a tit flash out of it. Enjoy the gallery below, which consists literally every frame in existence of Kathryn Beck naked.

Robin Tunney Naked – Supernova – Blu ray

Anyone who’s a fan of The Mentalist and unzips their fly every time Teresa Lisbon gets screen time has probably tried to look for pictures or footage of Robin Tunney naked at least a few dozen times. Now, while I’m not suggesting that such material impossible to find, once you sift out all of the fakes, you might find yourself slightly disappointed in what’s left behind. Even though there are more than a handful of films with Robin Tunney nude scenes in them, for some reason, these scenes are rarely particularly graphic.

I’m not going through the full list of Robin Tunney nude scenes in detail, but there are three (or two-and-a-half) honorable mentions to touch on. Other than Supernova, the most potentially graphic nude scene from the Chicago-born actress is from 2006’s Open Window, in which she takes off a bathrobe in well-lit room as the camera pans up and down her completely naked body while she is getting into a bathtub and for a little bit after. The catch: the camera is largely behind her. If you’re an ass man, you can fap yourself silly to it, and if you like sideboob, there’s some pretty good titty shots in it. Unfortunately, that’s about where it ends.

The next mention is for the wholesome family Christmas film End of Days, which, going by year of release, is responsible for the earliest Robin Tunney nude scenes to hit public eyes. They’re quite tame, with one showing sideboob for not much more than a second and the other flashing a nip for not even that long. Nonetheless, people who loved The Craft when it came out probably took it as permission to release three years of pent up sexual frustration. The other mention is for Dream On – HBO’s version of Friends. Robin Tunney appeared in an episode of it in 1993, and many sites report this as her first nude scene. I watched it to confirm, and unless I blinked through a literal blink-and-you-miss it moment, I do not believe this to be the case. There is one shot where you’re either seeing shadow or the very edge of her left areola, but if that’s what everyone is referring to, then they’ve somehow managed to make the rest of the actress’ portfolio of tame nude scenes look like hardcore pornography by comparison.

As for Supernova, it basically opens with a Robin Tunney sex scene. Considering the combination of the timing and the fact that this is the first of four scenes in which Robin appears nude, I’m tempted to fall victim to my cynical tendencies and say that it’s almost like the filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing and were trying to sell tickets and DVDs of the movie on the basis of seeing her naked like we had never seen her before. I’m not complaining. It worked for me. Unfortunately, it didn’t help the film’s reception, with even original director Walter Hill so dismayed by the many executive changes, includes ones done by famed director Francis Ford Coppola, nor did it save it from an abysmal performance at the box office.

But hey, we got to see Robin Tunney topless a lot, including one scene where the mixed gender crew all get naked to prepare for a jump and then horse around a bit while completely nude. So no bad news, right? Wrong. We got cheated once again. The way the picture was cropped for most releases – including, to my knowledge, all full HD releases – excludes literally most of the nudity from Robin Tunney. Although funnily enough, there is one sex scene that is supposed to be of Angela Bassett’s character, but is actually a body double, and the body double is none other than Robin Tunney herself in digital blackface. And truth remains stranger than fiction. Before you ask, Angela Bassett’s other nude scene in the film is a body double as well, though I have yet to confirm whether that’s another erotic minstrel show performance or not. What I can confirm is that we get to see Robin Tunney naked in Supernova a lot, and it is glorious.

Ruby Rose Naked – Orange Is the New Black – Blu ray

Orange Is the New Black is not the only place where we can see Ruby Rose naked, but I can say with utmost confidence that it is the best. The only thing that would make this nude scene better would be if it was in 4K. “So why didn’t you capture it in 4K, then?” I hear you ask. Believe me, I spent a lot of time scratching my head before I figured out why I couldn’t get this episode to stream in 4K when Orange Is the New Black did have the very important Ultra HD tag in Netflix. The answer is that the series only began to be shot in 4K (or with cameras that would be suitable for a final 4K output) from Season 5 onward. The episode with the only Ruby Rose nude scene is, regrettably, in Season 3, which means that not only is there no UHD footage available for it at the moment, but there also never will be.

As for other offering from film and television where we have seen Ruby Rose nude, the only one is 2013’s Around The Block, a film from the actress’ native country of Australia in which she has a lesbian sex scene with Christina Ricci. Grown Wednesday Addams doesn’t get nude during that sex scene, but don’t worry about that – we see her plenty naked in the fapper’s paradise known as After.Life. As for our gay icon, her right breast makes an appearance during the steamy acts of lesbianism, but the scene is dark, most of her face isn’t in shot, just about the entirety of the rest of her body isn’t on screen either, and it’s just overall not a very fappable scene.

There have been a number of photoshoots from which pics of Ruby Rose nude have been published, but every true celebrity nude scene fapper knows that it’s never the same as in a good movie or series. And now that we’ve gotten through alternative nude scenes, I quickly want to touch on alternative Rubies to clear any confusion. If you are hear looking for nudes of Rubi Rose, rapper from Lexington, Kentucky, you’re in the wrong place. Similarly, you might be trying to find information about Ruby Rose Turner, the 16-year-old actress, model, singer, dancer, and decorated United States Marine Corps commando. Even though the spelling there is the same, this is not the same Ruby Rose. Our one is Ruby Rose Langenheim, and no, the German name is no coincidence, since Ruby is the great-granddaughter of Ellen Bang, a German actress whose career spans predominantly from 1934 to 1945, with only four films outside of that. Make of that what you will.

Now that we’ve spent far more time on overhead than was truly necessary, let’s get straight to Ruby Rose topless, tits wide and open on show in a women’s prison shower for a solid minute in the night episode of the third season of Orange Is the New Black, titled Where My Dreidel At. If you’re planning on making a comment about that episode title being culturally insensitive, I’d like to remind you that an earlier episode from the same season is titled Ching Chong Chang, which incidentally contains a pretty good nude scene from Taylor Schilling herself. 2015 was a different time. Bless.

Pretty much par for the course for Netflix, but there is no full frontal nudity in this episode, although we do get a great lingering shot of Ruby Rose’s ass as she walks away at the end. This one is mostly out the for the tit men, though. And what a great pair of boobs they are. Makes it all that much more confusing that she has such a challenging relationship with them. Then again, you have that video of her wearing a strap-on, so… Thought now I think about it, would I submit myself to getting pegged by the former MTV heartthrob just so that I could tell the story? Maybe. Offer’s out there, Ruby. You know how to reach me. For everyone else, enjoy the gallery of Ruby Rose naked from Orange Is the New Black.