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Karen Hassan Naked – Vikings – Blu ray

Seeing Karen Hassan naked in the infamous whipping scene must be the best thing to ever come out of the History Channel. Yes, I do mean that History Channel. Those who remember their series Vikings will probably remember that it had an exceptional amount of rather graphic nudity, all the way up to full frontal. Canadian television really is in a league of its own. We never got a Karen Hassan nude scene that included full frontal nudity, and in fact, we didn’t get too many of them from her as a whole, but what we did get made a lot of guys really, really happy.

For those who have been keeping up with the franchise, and I exclude myself from that, a sequel series – Vikings: Valhalla – got picked up by Netflix and aired its first season last year. I haven’t watched it, but from what I understand, even though it does have nude scenes, there are far fewer of them and they are less graphic and gratuitous compared to the ones in the original Vikings. There’s something mildly depressing about the fact that film and television nudity has become so objectionable in the 2020s that a History Channel production from less than a decade ago seems like a Jesus Franco film by comparison. Oh well, trends are cyclical, so here’s to hoping we go back to how things used to be at some point so that this era of 4K Ultra HD isn’t wasted exclusively on close-ups of rubber penises.

The first episode of Vikings in which we got to see Karen Hassan nude was the finale of Season 3, titled The Dead. This was the Belfast beauty’s third appearance on the show, having been introduced as the character Therese, the sister-lover (Lannister vibes, anyone?) of Roland. She then goes on to enter a false relationship with her brother’s rival, which she facilitates by engaging in his BDSM fetish and getting whipped with a cat o’ nine tails in his sex dungeon.

As said earlier, we don’t actually get to see the full frontal, but there is a great shot of Karen Hassan’s ass and sideboob, so it is implied (about as heavily as is visually possible) that she is indeed completely naked during Count Odo’s floggings of her. The bad news kicks in with the fact that we are only treated to two of these, and in the second one, she is almost fully dressed. I’m talking about the one that comes in during the sixth episode of the fourth season. Therese even asks him if he wants her to get undressed, but he declines, instead opting to simply pull the back of her dress up, exposing her ass for a bit of butt punishment.

Outside of the dungeon antics, we do get to see Karen Hassan topless once more, and it’s during a sex scene with her brother in the third episode of the fourth season. Unfortunately, the lighting in this scene is even more coy than in her nude scenes that are literally set in a windowless basement, so there’s no more than a few blurry flashes of nipple to fap to. All that said, if you’ve enjoyed the Northern Irish actress’ lewd scene in Hollyoaks – the one with Lynsey Nolan’s wet shirt – this is a huge step up. Considering Vikings contained the actress’ nude debut and her only nude scenes, given how much time has passed, it seems like we may not ever get to see Karen Hassan nude again, but at least we can enjoy all three of her newly color corrected scenes from that series below.

Vera Jordanova Naked – Hostel: Part II – Blu ray

Right here we have the only footage in existence of Vera Jordanova naked. Or is it? I’d like to tell you that what I mean is that I have leads on some obscure European films or TV series that have more nudity from the Helsinki-born Bulgarian model, but as it happens, the reality is in the other direction. OK, so then how much of Vera’s incredible body do we actually see naked in the Hostel sequel? The answer is more than casual enjoyers of nude scenes think but less than most connoisseurs of celebrity nudity realize.

Fellow travelers and people focused more on the movies than the nudity within them are split between those than that “know” (more on that in a bit) that we see Vera Jordanova nude in Hostel: Part II and those that think that the scene cuts before the money shot. The latter are wrong. If you scrub through frame by frame, as you can see on this page, we do see both of the character Axelle’s nipples. However, the former category of people are wrong in their own way.

We do not get to see quite as much of Vera Jordanova nude as these screenshots let on. The first thing I noticed while editing is that the area around her crotch seems to be blurred more than the rest of the shot. I’m not sure why. I suspect that there is a different cut wherein she flashes her pussy, the editors wanted those details softened or removed, those frames got cut, but the censorship remained. That’s just a guess, but that’s not what this bit is about anyway. No, I’m talking about her nipples. I’ve always thought that their irregular placement was natural, which I don’t mind. Nothing I love more than a natural pair of titties, warts and all. The clue should have been the visible discoloration around where they should be. That’s right. It’s been confirmed that she was wearing some sort of pasties over her nips, and the ones we see on screen have been digitally added in post. Bummer.

The Vera Jordanova bikini scene at the hot springs later in the movie is legit, though, and to be fair, other than her CGI or composited nipples, the rest of her boobs are on show, so it ain’t too bad. Just need to use a bit more imagination. But if that puts you off the movie, don’t let it, because Heather Matarazzo has a long and graphic (and somewhat disturbing) nude scene in Hostel: Part II that has been confirmed as being all her au naturel. Lauren German doesn’t have any nude scenes in the film, which surprised no one, and neither does Bijou Phillips, which surprised everyone who has seen her in any of her other roles. Eli Roth films seem quite chaotic on nudity, so it is what it is, I suppose. You’ll definitely be seeing more of Heather here soon, but in the meantime, enjoy Vera Jordanova nude (kind of) in Hostel: Part II.

Perdita Weeks Naked – Flight of the Storks – Blu ray

In celebration of the recent resurrection of Magnum P.I., I’m happy to present a project I started a while back: the scenes featuring Perdita Weeks naked in Flight of the Storks. What’s the connection? None whatsoever. But our chances of seeing the Welsh actress nude in Magnum P.I. are about zero-to-none, so naturally, we must look elsewhere. As it happens, there is only one place to look. Yes, it’s one of those. The actress seems to drag the dreaded no-nudity policy wherever she goes and whatever she acts in, but there is one and only one feature in which we get to enjoy a Perdita Weeks nude scene, and it’s this one.

As for Magnum P.I., for those that haven’t heard some recent news, the show was cancelled by CBS after four very successful seasons. And for those who haven’t heard some slightly more recent news, it was picked up by NBC after its cancellation for a further two seasons. And for those who haven’t heard the most recent news, Season 5 of Magnum P.I. aired on NBC on Sunday, February 19. How much Perdita Weeks bikini footage it will give use to gawk at as her character Juliet Higgins galivants around the scenic locations of Hawaii, as MI6 operatives are known to do, we may never know.

What we do know, however, is that we can enjoy Perdita Weeks nude in Flight of the Storks, a film that seems to have slipped under quite a lot of folks’ radars. In that movie, she plays an Israeli… something. You know, I don’t actually remember what her role was. It seems like she appears for a bit, spends a few days having sex with the main character, and then disappears again. It’s like some benevolent deity knew that she’d never do a nude scene and decided to just bless us with one because we’ve all suffered too much in this cruel world already.

I mean, you would have thought we’d at least have gotten to see Perdita Weeks topless in The Tudors, right? Who the hell didn’t get naked in that. We got some Tamzin Merchant nude scenes there, which we recently discussed when we covered her two nude scenes in the first season of Carnival Row. We got to see Natalie Dormer nude in The Tudors as well, and for the very first time too. And yet nothing from our Cardiff girl.

I imagine the more-than-four-minute-long Perdita Weeks sex scene came as a surprise to people when Flight of the Storks came out back in 2013, but to be fair, it’s an even bigger surprise to us now in retrospect, given how it was preceded by a long era of no nudity and succeeded by the same. Weird. Weird, but not bad. Certainly better than nothing, which is likely what we’ll get from here on out, although I’m happy to be proven wrong in the years to come. Who knows, maybe Magnum P.I. will have a full episode of Juliet Higgins and Thomas Magnum fucking in some demented Hawaiian beach orgy. NBC have a reputation for graphic and gratuitous nudity, right? Until that fateful day happens, we can stick to enjoying Perdita Weeks nude in Flight of the Storks.

Brigitte Kingsley Naked – Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! – HD Stream

I’m really happy to be covering Brigitte Kingsley naked today because I thought I would never get the chance. You see, the film we’re covering here, the rather loquaciously named Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!, is not her nude debut. It’s her second and only other nude scene, which itself doesn’t seem like much of a milestone except for the fact that I can’t get my hands on the first. We first got to enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude back in 2015 in another movie written and directed by her husband.

That film was Night Cries, which I’ve had a lot of trouble sourcing. It’s not on any of the streaming services ’round my parts – neither subscription nor up for sale individually. It’s also not for sale on blu ray anywhere I have access to. More than that, as far as I can tell, it was never released on blu ray. I normally feel quite inadequate when I can’t get a hold of a film I’m after, so when I heard that there was a new(ish) movie out in which we could see Brigitte Kingsley naked – and the first time for me – I was overjoyed. And so we arrive at Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! (The exclamation mark is part of the title; I’m not quite at that level of excitement and will likely only ever be when Natalie Dormer does a full frontal nude scene)

It’s funny, though, because for much of the movie, I thought my intel of a Brigitte Kingsley nude scene in Rocktapussy was duff. The first time we see the Canadian actress in Rocktapussy, she’s up on stage, dancing around a pole in a bikini. It is quickly confirmed that this is a strip club, and even though the narrative takes a different route, the opening is one that is clearly lewd but not nude. This theme recurs a few more times in the film, so I’m sure you can understand why someone would think that it would carry through to the end. But it doesn’t.

It takes until we’re more than an hour deep into the film, but we do eventually see Brigitte Kingsley topless. It happens in a few shorter flashes of some sort of ritual sacrifice scene in which she is chained to an altar. In a small portion of these shots, she’s not wearing a top, and her giant tits with their ornate nipple piercings are on show. In the same part of the film, we also see the Ontario native emerge from some pod completely naked and covered in blood (or ketchup). There technically are a pair of full frontal shots during this, but the high concentration of burger condiments over her crotch make it unclear as to whether she’s wearing any sort of modesty patch or not. Either way, though, we’ve got boobies, and if you’ve been struggling to get a hold of Night Cries like I have, you can now enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude in Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!

Mimi Rogers Naked – The Door in the Floor – Blu ray

I was initially going to start this post by saying that Mimi Rogers naked in The Door in the Floor is one of the most iconic nude scenes of the 90s. Something was tickling the back of my head over that, so I checked to confirm, and this film actually came out in 2004. I then thought I was confusing it with another of the most iconic nude scenes the 90s – the many glorious shots of Mimi Rogers nude in Walkabout, Castaway, and Puffball director Nicolas Roeg’s Full Body Massage. I was, and I was expecting that film to have come out toward the new millennium, but it actually had a 1995 release.

The reason this all stuck out to me is because I remember everyone talking about how Mimi Rogers naked in Full Body Massage was such an amazing treat considering how great her body looked “at her age,” with no further qualifiers other than the occasional – read: very frequent – MILF comments. So I looked that up to, and I wasn’t misremembering. The Floridian beauty was just months away from turning 40 when Full Body Massage premiered at the Chicago International Film Festival in 1995. With a whopping 9 years between that movie and this one, she was almost 50 when The Door in the Floor was filmed and released.

I’m not trying to say that I watched this exact Mimi Rogers nude scene and assumed she was 18 years old or anything like that, but damn, her body looks so good. She’s built like some sort of Greco-Roman statue. And while I’m sure there are going to be some “pointy elbows”/”knees too sharp” critics out there making comments about the effect that half a century of gravity has on a woman’s breasts, I challenge anyone to look at Mimi Rogers’ tits and tell me they don’t look glorious. That shape. That nipple placement. I can only imagine their consistency is just as spectacular.

I’m not going to list all of the times that we’ve seen Mimi Rogers topless on the big screen, but suffice it to say, this movie is neither her first nor her second time. It is, incidentally, her last. No, she hasn’t retired from acting, but the only other nude scene – and I’m using that term very loosely here – she has done since then was in 2018’s Affairs of State. In that film, she flashed her ass cheeks for a bit during a sex scene, but she is still wearing panties during, so it’s a bit of a stretch to allow it to qualify. That said, getting her ass out for the camera well into her 60s is pretty legendary. Solid Good Luck to You, Leo Grande vibes.

Seeing Mimi Rogers’ hot ass in her 60s is great, but for the full Leo Grande experience minus a decade, the best offerings are right here. With all of the other nude scenes from the Miami native that have full nudity only implying it, this one here is technically the only movie in which we get proper full frontal nudity from the actress. And for the benefit of blind visitors using screen readers, she’s rocking an absolutely stunning trimmed bush. For the rest, enjoy the color corrected gallery of Mimi Rogers nude in The Door in the Floor.