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Jessica Biel Naked – Powder Blue – Blu ray

There has only been one movie with Jessica Biel naked, and that’s Powder Blue. I’m starting out with that fact because it’s a controversial stance, but I really don’t see it as such. Movies where she is technically naked but you don’t see anything don’t count in my books. The closest we get is the USA Network series The Sinner, wherein we see ass while she’s taking a shower as a police officer watches. It goes without saying, being an American network television show, no nipples are visible at any point. Even Easy Virtue, which had a scene with multiple pussy flashes from Kimberley Nixon, didn’t include any nude scenes from its main star.

So we come back to Powder Blue, a movie with the mouth-watering premise of Jessica Biel as a stripper. The strip club is featured multiple times, so in theory, we have many excuses to see Jessica Biel naked. Ironically, only one of the three nude scenes she does in the film is in the strip club, but there’s tons of footage of her in skimpy outfits and some borderline fetish gear, if that’s what you’re into. That’s about the end of the eroticism in the movie. The rest of her role is exceptionally depressing, to the point that I actually almost struggled to fap to her nude scenes. Almost. Got there in the end, though.

The first time we see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue is not the first time she does an exotic dance at the strip club. There’s at least one tease scene before that involving the aforementioned exposing clothing. The actual nude scene we got is the one that went down in history. She walks onto the stage in a black cape-robe-thing and flashes her ass a few times before taking it off (the cape, not her ass). The striptease then continues on for a little bit before she takes her top off. Now, at this stage, if it was your first time watching the movie, you might think that it’s just more tease because we see this from the back, but it’s not. The camera very quickly goes to the front, where we see Jessica Biel naked for the first time.

So you’re a film director and you have Jessica Biel topless in front of a camera. What do you have her do? The answer is obviously (apparently) to have her pour hot wax down her back and then splash more hot wax onto her bare breasts while creepy geezers watch. And because that didn’t meet the director’s quota for sexual fetishes, the next part has her realize her incredible shame, begin crying, and cover up her tits so that no one can see them… while on the stage at a strip club full of men with no other purpose to be there than to stare at her naked body. I found the scene reminiscent of the forced stripping and covering of private parts by Catherine Walker in A Dark Song, which I suspect scratched the same penis itch for a lot of coomers out there.

In two shorter scenes, we get to see Jessica Biel’s ass and her breasts again from the side as Eddie Redmayne pulls her shirt over her head before an off-screen sex scene. The aforementioned ass scene gives quite a decent shot for a nice amount of time, so you don’t even need to rely on the freeze frame. As one final point, each time the film has Jessica Biel naked, the shots are very dark and, in the case of the stripping scene, lit with an exceptionally red light. I’ve made an effort at color correcting it (and then some), but I suspect the whole thing was shot in digital since this resulted in considerable artifacts. Nonetheless, I believe it’s an improvement over the original, so enjoy Jessica Biel nude like you’ve never seen her before.

Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb

Rosamund Pike Naked – A Private War – Blu ray

If you’re watching a hard-hitting drama about the life, gruesome injury, and death of war correspondent Marie Colvin, you’re probably watching it to see Rosamund Pike naked. No? Just me? I’ve said time and time again how I absolutely don’t buy the official line that nude scenes are necessary for their artistic value for multiple reasons, first and foremost of which is that actresses have infinitely more nude scenes than actors, which suspiciously coincides with which demographic would be more swayed into watching a movie for the nudity (the weird stuff around Taylor Lautner in the Twilight series was an outlier). And nowhere is the tone shift from “serious art” into tits and pussy more in your face than Rosamund Pike’s scene in A Private War.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m of course eternally grateful to the producers, who incidentally include Charlize Theron, for adding in a completely unnecessary shot of Rosamund Pike’s pussy as she’s spreading her legs wide to get into a bathtub – all, by the way, filmed with that worm’s eye view that porn directors use to get the money shots – but I couldn’t help to laugh at the stark contrast to the rest of the movie. I have literally seen literal softcore pornos that avoided scenes like that because they considered them too lewd.

Before someone calls me out on misrepresenting the fappability of this Rosamund Pike nude scene, I’ll admit that the lighting is done in such a way that you can’t really make out her labia in the film as it screens. I’ll take it a step further and say that even with an elephant’s does of color correction and some tactical slow motion, whether we’re seeing her actual pussy lips or some skin-colored material that’s covering them is not completely clear. Her pubic region might have even been digitally obscured. Once again, it’s really hard to say for sure when there’s this little light in the footage.

But let’s not get bogged down in all of that when what we can all agree on is that you do see Rosamund Pike topless in A Private War. The scene starts with her sitting naked in front of a mirror while having flashbacks to dead people in war zones. It’s a very erotic film in that way. She then stands up and walks over to a tall mirror while completely nude. This mirror is a great prop because we get to see her full frontal nude from the back and get a shot of her ass at the same time. She then turns around and very kindly remains in front of the mirror while doing so, essentially giving us the 360 degree rotation of her fully naked body from two angles at the same time.

The money shot in this Rosamund Pike nude scene comes when she walks over to a bath tub with Stanley Tucci in it and proceeds to join him. But how does she join him? How does this classy, refined, serious actress climb into this bath tub? By turning her ass towards the camera and stepping into it with her inside leg first, giving us a gaping twat shot for the ages. While it’s true that this isn’t the only movie where you can see Rosamund Pike naked, I think there’s no dispute over this being the most graphic and gratuitous. If nothing else, she does get to show off her majestic bush.

If you’re looking for more Rosamund Pike nude scenes anyway, she plays another Marie, nuclear pioneer Marie Curie, in Radioactive, and out of respect to this titan of science, she prances around butt naked a bit. Art! Her breasts make a welcome appearance in the BBC series Women in Love, so if you’re a tit man, you know what to do. Sideboob in Gone Girl, if you’re easy to please. That’s pretty much the highlight reel. Drop a comment to help your fellow fappers out if I’m missing anything important. Meanwhile, here’s Rosamund Pike nude in A Private War.

Catherine Walker Naked – A Dark Song – Blu ray

The movie teases you so much with displaying Catherine Walker naked, dangling that boob-shaped carrot in front of you only to yank it away every time, that when it actually gets to the nude scene, ironically, you don’t believe it’s happening. Right at the beginning of the film, there’s talk about Catherine’s character, Sophia, having to perform sex magic, there’s a million suggestions of her getting naked, she has to undergo a ritual where she gets dunked in a bathtub multiple times, and there’s even a frozen-shower-down-the-back scene à la Jennifer Lawrence’s Russian spy torture scene in Red Sparrow. Yet she’s dressed through all of that.

Then the actual nude scene rolls around, and the build-up to that gets teased out as well. The creepy magician tells her to prepare herself, there’s a scene where she’s applying makeup, and she stands in front of him for a while, looking nervous at the prospect having to be naked. And so you, the viewer, assume that there will be no actual nude scene. Even as she pulls her shirt up, you’re sure that there is no incoming nudity. You’ve been burned before. You’re not falling it this time.

Well, more fool you, because the Catherine Walker nude scene you’ve been waiting for all movie has finally materialized. She pulls her top up over her head, glorious breasts in full view, and stands there, facing both the camera and the creeper that’s jerking off furiously, on full display. OK, I’m getting a bit ahead of myself. The camera does cut off above her crotch, so there is, very sadly, no full frontal nudity here, but what is within frame is on full display. In fact, the scene is surprisingly gratuitous considering how coy the rest of the movie is with showing Catherine Walker naked.

She does very shyly cover up her pubic region with her hands at one point, but since said pubis is off screen, a portion of the magic (pun intended) is sadly lost, and more importantly, we’ll never know whether she rocks the full bush or not. She turns around for a bit, giving us a slightly blurry shot of sideboob, and then she bends over and spreads her ass cheeks to show fapping dude her labia. Before you ask, yes, that entire last clause happens off-screen. I’m sorry too. But instead, you do get some nice shots of a geezer spunking into his pants.

If you happen to be a connoisseur of forced stripping scenes and embarrassed nude females, as I believe the subgenre is so descriptively called, this is likely the best Catherine Walker nude scene you can fap to. If you’re interested in branching out, however, you can check out her nude debut in Conspiracy of Silence, catch her in the fourth season of Strike Back, known individually as Shadow Warfare, see her topless in Patrick’s Day, spot some nips in The Delinquent Season, and finally, for the desperate masochists among you, test your vision be catching the brief nipslip in one of the 19 episodes of Versailles that she appears in. Or, if you want to just stick to what’s under hand (no, not your penis; the other hand), enjoy Catherine Walker naked in A Dark Song.

UPDATE: Greetings to everyone on this lovely summer’s day. I was looking back on this scene, and my first thought was, “Good Lord, my color correction her was absolutely abysmal.” I have atoned for my sins by redoing the color correction. If you are coming onto this page having visited it before and wondering if and why it looks different, now you know. If this is your first time, steady on and enjoy the Catherine Walker nude gallery below.

Katie Cassidy Naked – The Scribbler – Blu ray

Speaking for myself, I’ve wanted to see Katie Cassidy naked since Season 3 of Supernatural, where she, incidentally, had a starring role with another nude scene evader, Lauren Cohan. The only naked offering at that point and in the years following was Live!, where Katie plays a stripper. Now, don’t get too excited. The striptease she does in that movie exposes one of her nipples for literally a single second, and the lighting is garbage – excuse me, I meant “artistic” – too. What’s more – and I want to preface this by saying I love boobs of all shapes and sizes – but Katie Cassidy’s tits hadn’t quite reached their final form yet in Live! (Exclamation mark as part of the movie title, not me being unnecessarily animated at Katie’s breast size)

That’s certainly not a problem (if you would consider it one) that you’ll experience watching The Scribbler. Her titties are quite a good size. Those corn-fed California girls sure do fill out. What’s more important, her nips are visible for more than a second. Much, much more than a second. But wait! There’s more! If you, like me, appreciate a good nude scenes-to-film ratio, you not only get to see Katie Cassidy naked, but also Ashlynn Yennie naked, where she does her own nude scenes as a psychiatric patient who has some mental aversion to wearing clothes. Yes, it’s just as arousing as it sounds.

As for the Katie Cassidy nude scenes, the first time we see her naked is when she gets a visit from the only male patient in what should be a women’s halfway house (lucky guy!), and in what can only be the sole expected outcome, they have sex. Some critics and fappers alike may take issue with the nude scene consisting of as many cuts as it does, but this actually works in fappers’ favor (don’t care about the critics). You see, each of the cuts is from a different angle, usually different sexual positions, that kind of thing. Basically, we get a rather agreeable number of sex scenes squished into one. Could they have played each of them out at full length? Technically yes, but let’s be honest, at that point, the movie will just end up being reclassified as softcore porn, and then so much of the magic dies.

All in all, there are few complaints to be had at the caliber of this sex scene. Katie Cassidy bares most, though not all. Yes, I’m sorry to say we will be seeing no pussy shots from her, not in The Scribbler and not in any other movie (for now). That said, a hell of a lot of skin makes its appearance on the screen and, I stress again, for a very good period of time, even if it is split into a million different cuts.

One final point for anyone who may have felt like we’ve never been properly able to see Katie Cassidy topless even though this movie came out in 2014. You may have watched the film yourself, or you may have searched for the nude scene from it on the internet. In both cases, you’ll likely have been met with some very dark, very heavily-tinted footage where most naughty bits were quite obscured. The good news is that the detail was always there, and a heavy dose of color correction is enough to bring it out. But don’t take my word for it. Enjoy the screencaps of Katie Cassidy nude from The Scribbler below.