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Ashlynn Yennie Naked – The Scribbler – Blu ray

Anyone who’s watched The Scribbler knows that you see Ashlynn Yennie naked in it. We see her very, very naked and very, very frequently. OK, by very frequently, I mean across two scenes, but when you consider that she only has a total of three scenes in the entire film, this is beyond significant. Furthermore, the connoisseurs among you will know that Ashlynn Yennie’s first ever film role was in the infamous Human Centipede, which did include nudity, but for all the film’s crudeness, the nude scenes in that movie were quite artistic insofar as none of them were gratuitous.

Ashlynn Yennie’s nude scenes in The Scribbler, however, are about as gratuitous as they come. She literally plays a character who just never wears clothes. She has a phobia of them or something. I do wish that was more common. And none of this garbage about tactical camera angles or cutting off the shot just above her nips either. In pretty much every shot, either her boobs or ass are visible, just as God intended.

The first time we see Ashlynn Yennie nude in The Scribbler is when she picks a bitch fight with Katie Cassidy, who plays the main character and, incidentally, has a nude scene of her own in the film (pierced nipples included free of charge). The conflict between the two continues, and Ashlynn remains fully naked throughout the entire thing, but sadly, no crotch shots visible… yet.

Later in the movie, we get a good view of Ashlynn Yennie topless again, this time as she joins Katie Cassidy while she has an argument with a talking elevator. I promise it makes more sense in the movie. I’m lying. It doesn’t. Ashlynn waits for the elevator while Katie eyes up her naked body and thinks about how hot she is and whether she wants to make friends with her. I promise it makes more sense in the movie. No, I’m lying again. Ashlynn then gets in the elevator and turns around, giving us a perfect, long, well-lit view at her naked body from the front, but sadly, with the camera cutting off just above her labia.

You might feel like you’ve missed out with this being the last scene and all, but if you go back and look very, very carefully, in the shot where we see Ashlynn Yennie’s ass as she’s bending forward to call the elevator, she’s lifting her leg, and just between them, you can make out the silhouette of her pussy lips. Spoiler alert: no amount of color correction makes them actually visible beyond that. Sorry. I’m also sorry that for all the absolutely mouth-watering full frontal nude scenes Ashlynn had in Submission, she only did that show after her boob job, leaving us robbed of her perfect little breasts. That said, in the interest of not focusing on the negative, see below the screencaps of Ashlynn Yennie naked from The Scribbler.

Bethany Orr Naked – Excess Flesh – Blu ray

As I write, there’s only one film in which we can see Bethany Orr naked, and this is it. Excess Flesh is a sweet and delightful little psychological thriller, the virtues of which I extolled when I covered the scenes in which we see co-star Mary Loveless naked. In the interest of brevity, I won’t be repeating what I’d said in that post, so either go read that (and fap to Mary Loveless while you do) or simply watch the movie, which, if you enjoy the genre at all, is a pretty damn good watch, with or without the revolving door of nude scenes in it.

I’m going to just plop here, to clear any confusion nice and early, that the lovely and talented actress is also known as Effie Lavore, which she goes by in social media and the like. In all her projects to date, she has been credited as Bethany Orr, except for her earliest projects, where she was credited as B. Love Orr. For those struggling to make the connection, her full name is Bethany Love Orr, so Lavore is a phonetic truncation for her Love and Orr. I’ll be referring to her as Bethany Orr in this article not out of disrespect, but purely because that’s what she’s credited as in the movie this is covering. My gratitude goes out to the gentlemen and scholars over at IMDB for collating all of this information, meaning I could spend less time researching and therefore more time fapping, as God intended.

With the exception of the first nude scene, one quite early in the movie, you do have to strain your eyes a bit to properly catch Bethany Orr naked in it. Not unlike with the Mary Loveless nude scenes, the nudity in Excess Flesh isn’t especially gratuitous. I rarely say this because in 99% of films, it’s simply untrue, but in Excess Flesh, the nudity seems to genuinely be for artistic purpose rather than solely to sell tickets and blu rays. That said, director Patrick Kennelly has only included naked actors in one of his other projects, a music video, and… well, let’s just say that to call it gratuitous would be like calling Death Valley, California warm. If you’re interested, the full, uncensored video is up on Vimeo (it contains a lot of peepee; you’ve been warned).

Back to the Bethany Orr nude scenes, the first one appears about 6 minutes into the film, when her character Jill goes to weigh herself in her bathroom. Desperate to get that number as low as possible, she undresses before stepping onto the scale, leaving herself naked save for a pair of pink dotted panties with an adorable little bow. This is the most gratuitous of the nude scenes in the film and arguably the only one in which we get a long(ish), clear(ish), uninterrupted(ish) look at the good stuff. So get your faps in early, I guess.

After this first time we see Bethany Orr topless, the rest of the scenes are more dependent on some good old-fashioned video scrubbing to catch the money shots. The next time we see Bethany Orr nude, she actually is completely naked, and to be fair, a very large proportion of her shaved crotch gets screen time. If she didn’t go for the Brazilian wax/shave, there would certainly be a lot of bush on screen. Because she does, however, there’s no bush and no actual definable pussy lips visible, which in a way is the worst of both worlds. Still squeezed in a good fap to her upper crotch skin, though, and you can too if you try hard enough.

In what is the last nude scene of the film – and, quite poetically, extremely close to the end, like the first one was extremely close to the beginning – we get a lovely helping of Bethany Orr’s sideboob as she rampages around a kitchen. But wait, one does not rampage around a kitchen before cutting up one’s top, of course. So having done that, what’s left of her top often exposes her right boob as she flails around in a feast of nip slips to make even the Super Bowl proud (or explosively enraged; I forget what their reaction was).

So for those of you who can’t be bothered to scrub through the video for the nip flashes, Fapsmith has scrubbed for your sins, and you can enjoy the sacred moments of Bethany Orr nude – or, if you prefer, Effie Lavore nude – below.

Mary Loveless Naked – Excess Flesh – Blu ray

There’s only one movie in existence where we can see Mary Loveless naked, and luckily for us, it’s a pretty good watch. Excess Flesh premiered at South by Southwest in 2015, which incidentally is the same time and place that The Final Girls premiered, a movie perhaps most renowned for being the only film in which Malin Akerman appears but keeps her clothes on. In contrast, Excess Flesh has a healthy smattering of nude scenes, and they’re not limited to the lovely Mary Loveless either; we see her co-star Bethany Orr naked on more than one occasion.

Excess Flesh is a psychological thriller with two female leads, which has led at least one reviewer to compare it to Single White Female. Well, they weren’t far off, because if there’s one universal constant that must be maintained, it’s that every psychological thriller with female leads needs to have plenty of non-sexual nudity, and it was as true in the 90s as it is now. We see Mary Loveless naked quite a few times in the film. Now there’s something to be said for the fact that none of them shots are particularly lingering or gratuitous, but the magic of scrubbing through frame by frame can get us exactly what we’re after.

We see Mary Loveless nude about as many times as we see her in rather advanced states of undress. Without spoiling too much, the Los Angeles-based actress spends a large portion of the movie as a hostage, with large portions of that having her chained to a wall in her bra and panties and other such geometrically-limited clothing. The boob men might be a bit disappointed since her breasts don’t come into view too often, but the movie makes up for it in a way that, frankly, I’m still not entirely sure is what I think it is. We might get an actual pussy shot from behind, labia visible and all. Might. All you fapping detectives can play around with the color correction in that frame to see if you can confirm anything. It looks convincing enough, but also not clear enough to rule a modesty patch out.

The ass men among you are in for a treat since, pussy lips or not, we see Mary Loveless’ ass in more of her nude scenes than we don’t. The very first nude scene in the film, in fact, has her blacked out on her bed, bare-ass naked and mooning the camera with enough intensity to burn out its CMOS sensor. The next time we see Mary Loveless naked is the scene referred to earlier where her pussy lips may or may not be visible, and then the third time is yet another scene of her unconscious in bed while wearing conveniently no clothing.

For all the boob men waiting to see her tits, you’ll have to wait until the final third of the movie, where we see Mary Loveless topless for the first time as she’s being washed down in a bathtub. Her captor even makes a comment about her having nice nipples, but at this stage, we only see some peeks of areola from the bottom of the screen. It goes without saying I was quite surprised when after all of that teasing, we do indeed see her full tits while she’s struggling against the captor who’s attempting to drown her, being dragged out of the bathtub unconscious (I’m noticing a recurring theme here), and then dragged across a floor, still completely naked, of course.

Due to the fast movements in the topless scenes, there’s a fair bit of blur which washes out the actress’ nipples some, but with the magic of color correction, I’ve managed to salvage a lot of the subtler visual data for a clearer view. Screenshots of all the Mary Loveless nude scenes from Excess Flesh are below.

Natalie Dormer Naked – Game of Thrones – 4K Blu ray

I still think about Natalie Dormer naked in Game of Thrones a lot. Falling asleep at night, I think of her naked. Bored at work, I think of her naked. Carrying a coffin at a loved one’s funeral, Natalie Dormer’s nude scene is playing out in from of my eyes. It’s like an obsession. This is quite possible my most treasured nude scene. It goes without saying my dick got more than a few flutters of blood pressure when the 4K UHD blu ray for Season 2 of Game of Thrones came out. The discerning among you will notice that the quality doens’t quite scale up as well compared to a normal 1080p blu ray, largely due to the H.265 codec not being quite as robust at the finest detail as H.264 was, but there is more detail in the 4K nonetheless.

Game of Thrones nude scenes are about a dime a dozen. At the same time, it’s no secret that the largest part of them were frontloaded into the first season. Indeed, Season 1 had a nude scene just about every episode, and half of the were from Emilia Clarke, who, as we know, was in the role of Daenerys Targaryen, a major character. In fact, she was probably the most major character, and she had her tits out in half the episodes. Then Season 2 began, and it was mostly over. It’s for that reason that Natalie Dormer’s introduction in the same season and the nude scene that followed were such welcome additions to the show. Unfortunately, this was the first and last on-screen nudity from her in the show. But enough negativity.

The first time we see Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones is when she corners her gay husband Renly in a tent and undoes her dress, opening it up from the front, and letting it fall to the ground. Margaery Tyrell is aware that Renly is only into dudes at this point, so she’s very clearly flashing her tits to the audience, not to him. It’s logically inconsistent, but HBO do need to squeeze in the nudity one way or another, and they’re not going to let a passionless marriage of convenience stop them.

The rest of the scene plays out with Natalie Dormer topless throughout. It’s actually a marvel of good cinematography as far as fapping is concerned. We basically get a full front quadrant of boobage, from front on titty shots all the way to the very fappable sideboob. There’s even a point where the camera pans down from Margaery’s face to her crotch (while she’s topless, of course). Unfortunately, this movement is too quick, and even at very high-bitrate encoding, there’s a blur that was captured by the original camera and therefore impossible to overcome.

There is a sort of kind of Natalie Dormer sex scene in a later season where she’s getting it on with Tommen Baratheon, but, true to form for HBO past a first season, there’s no visible nudity in it. Even though she’s not quite Eva Green-tier in her nudity, there are still other films and shows to see Natalie Dormer naked in, including The Tudors, The Fades, Rush, The Scandalous Lady W, In Darkness, and if you think you can beat off to a minimal-resolution, black-and-white, rear shot of a woman who may or may not even be Natalie Dormer, Picnic at Hanging Rock. Overwhelmed? Then ignore all of that and enjoy Natalie Dormer nude in Game of Thrones below.

Kate Micucci Naked – The Little Hours – Blu ray

Kate Micucci naked in The Little Hours is far from the only reason to watch the film. For starters, seeing Aubrey Plaza naked is a pretty good additional reason, especially since it’s her only proper nude scene so far, but beyond that, the movie just makes for a good watch. The Garfunkel and Oates musician is, as we know, a great comedian and great actress, and that just makes her character that much more relatable, and therefore the orgasms that much more rewarding when we enjoy her extended nude scene. Incidentally, Riki Lindhome, the other half of Garfunkel and Oates, has some incredible nude scenes herself, if any of you old-timers remember the glory that was Hell Baby.

Back to The Little Hours, the first time we see Kate Micucci naked is toward the end of the movie, when she gets high off of some sweet, sweet Renaissance-era Italian crank and ends up stumbling upon a ritual being carried out by a coven of witches. She approaches it in the most appropriate way imaginable, which is taking her nun’s habits off and dancing among the nude witches. If this doesn’t keep your attention enough on its own, these scenes are interspersed with the Aubrey Plaza nude scenes, because… you know, why not? Aubrey gets dressed quickly enough, but our blessed Kate doesn’t really bother for a very long time.

After a naked fight, we see Kate Micucci nude again when she’s trying to wrangle a donkey. I promise it makes sense in context. Sort of. She then takes the donkey into a nun’s convent and starts banging on doors. Did I mention that throughout this entire time, the robe she’d commandeered is never really tied up? Yes, she might as well be completely naked throughout the whole affair. A bunch of things happen, none of which include the drugged-out nun making any effort to get dressed. The most Christian we see her before scene’s end is when the open robe covers her nips and nothing else. Then there’s a gap and, following that, a scene of her getting baptized. The baptism scene isn’t particularly graphic, but you do see some areola.

For those of you keeping track, we had seen Kate Micucci topless before this film. And in an insane twist of fate, that first nude scene was in a Netflix show. I’m talking about Easy, a series titled as a descriptor of the degree of difficulty involved in being disappointed by nudity in Netflix productions. Although, to be fair, the show itself is an exception to this wisdom. That said, Easy didn’t have any full frontal nude scenes, which The Little Hours does. Now, you might be itching to say, “But Fapsmith, she’s wearing a merkin, so isn’t that basically the same as being topless only?” Well more fool you.

Do you see it? Yes, if you color correct it in just the right way and scrub through frame by frame, you can actually spot Kate Micucci’s pussy lips in The Little Hours. I find it unusual that she’d go for a merkin but no modesty patch underneath, but who am I to complain? As always, I accept these unintended gifts with open arms and a turgid dong. It’s also why I send an anonymous Christmas present to the inventor of the blu ray format every year. The DVD days were dark times for fappers, and let’s not even talk about when VHS was the best we had access to.

Anyway, dicks out for Kate Micucci naked in The Little Hours from the blu ray below.