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Eva Hamilton Naked – Ruin Me – HD Stream

Lately I’ve developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with hunting down all material that includes Eva Hamilton naked. I always imagine that’s the point of nude scenes – getting sad fappers to shell out their hard-earned money for a movie just to see the actress’ tits. I ain’t even mad, though. Ruin Me was actually a pretty fun movie. It tells of a group of people entering a sort of escape room-type situation, but it’s set in a forest. So like an escape forest… or something. Such a scenario obviously lends itself to plenty of nudity, so I suppose it’s ironic that none of the nude scenes – or rather, the only nude scene – actually has nothing to do with the escape room scenario.

I’m obviously not complaining about the circumstances in which we got to marvel at Eva Hamilton’s nude body. I just wish there were more nude scenes. But then, I had the same opinion about Room in Rome, and that movie has more nude scenes than non-nude scenes. Perhaps we could have gotten a chance to see Marcienne Dwyer nude. She did play the protagonist, but then there’s that weird thing about female protagonists in films – not simply “the female lead,” but the actual protagonist when the character is a woman – rarely getting naked, no matter how many other actresses in the same film do get naked. The most common exceptions seem to be BBC productions and films directed by women.

So what exactly is the context in which we see Eva Hamilton nude? Well, the main characters are all sitting around a campfire, and Eva’s character suggests a game of truth or dare, before announcing her intent to skip the boring bits and just get naked. And then she does get naked, because why not. In an inexplicable turn of events, all of the men present dislike this move. This includes the self-admitted virgin of the group who is before and after this scene one of the thirstiest bastards around. Maybe in that moment he realized that he was gay all along, just like the other fellers around that campfire.

This is not a problem for the viewer, however, because the camera lingers on Eva Hamilton’s topless figure for quite a while. No, the scene doesn’t last minutes, but I think everyone is well acquainted with those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it nude scenes where you’re not even sure whether the actress was ever naked or not. With that in mind, this one’s quite refreshing. Yes, it’s somewhat, kind of, fairly dark-ish in the original film, but a spot of color correction brings out, as I’m sure you can agree looking at the images and video on this page, quite a lot of detail. The little puppy roleplay thing she does for about three seconds is surprisingly topical, calling back to Scarlett Johansson naked in Under The Skin, who technically plays a wolfgirl, even if it’s never said in the movie, and Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf, where she plays, contrary to what the film’s name might imply, a catgirl.

If you find Eva Hamilton hot and would like to marvel at her glorious breasts some more, I’m still early days in my research, but you can see her nude in a number of movies that came out in the three years after Ruin Me. In Death Kiss, she opens up her top to flash her titties to Charles Bronson’s spirit. In Ouija House, she is topless for a ritual, because why not, but alas, she’s wearing a mask over most of her face. In The Dragon Unleashed, she gets her shirt ripped off, flashing her boobies in the process. Very nice. And finally, in Cabal, she enjoys a hot tub topless, the way God intended. But let’s not get too greedy. For now, enjoy Eva Hamilton nude in Ruin me.

Claudia Napolitano Nuda – Rkomi: Insuperabile – 4K Stream

È Claudia Napolitano nuda! There we go, I’ve exhausted my knowledge of the Italian language, but at least no one can accuse me of not trying now. I got a hot tip today of a music video that may or may not have had brief shots of Claudia Napolitano nude. When I skimmed through on YouTube, I didn’t actually catch anything the first time, but as a hardcore fapper with no shame and tons of dedication, I decided that the only correct thing to do to settle this would be to run the video file through some super secret squirrel software (definitely not Adobe After Effects), boost the midtones, and scrub through it frame by frame in any shots where there could conceivably be a flash of nip. I’m sure the existence of this page has confirmed to you that we do indeed see Claudia Napolitano naked in it.

Now, I’ve always had a soft spot for nude scenes that aren’t really supposed to exist. Unintentional wardrobe malfunctions that aired live and haven’t been able to be scrubbed from existence – like those of Camila Cabello and Holly Willoughbooby – are nice, but that’s not exactly what I mean. No, I’m talking about scenes like Kimberley Nixon in Ordinary Lies, where she was nude on set for the sake of believable cleavage or sideboob or whatever, but the actual nudity was never meant to make it on screen. In that case, either the editor didn’t notice that there was nipple visible for four frames, or he did but the show went ahead anyway and intentionally feigned ignorance, either to pull one over on the actress or to sneak past the morality crusaders.

To what extent that did or didn’t happen with this music video, I can’t tell you exactly, but what I can tell you is that we do see Claudia Napolitano nude, and the twelve frames in which we do so are so few – compounded by the fact that they’re split across four scenes – that I can only suspect that her appearing nude was not meant to be a part of the music video which the audience were meant to fixate on or even be aware of, which is kind of ironic considering the plot of the music video has her having sex with a dude for half the time and shooting him the other half. Who hasn’t been there with exes, am I right?

Right, so which music video am I talking about that has given us this unexpected offering of Claudia Napolitano naked? It is none other than Rkomi’s new single, Insuperabile, which was part of the Sanremo Music Festival 2022. The Italian readers among you will certainly know what I’m talking about. God knows I don’t. All I know is that when the music video started, I wanted to see Claudia Napolitano nude, and by the time the music video ended, I got to see Claudia Napolitano nude… four times, brief as they were.

For all the Italians out there who have been following Claudia Napolitano with The Jackal, you may know that the sexy comedienne has already appeared nude, and full frontal, at that, a small number of times before, but unless anyone can show me otherwise, my understanding of that situation is that it was all still images. Now you can see Claudia Napolitano nude in video. Video! At most six frames of video at a time, but hey, it is technically moving. Ecco Claudia Napolitano nuda! (There, now I’ve exhausted my knowledge of the Italian language)

Jenna Harrison Naked – Chimera Strain – HD Stream

You could be forgiven for thinking that we would never see Jenna Harrison naked again after 2007. After all, she made her nude debut at the same time she made her first ever film debut back in 2001 with My Brother Tom, which is also the only time she has done any full frontal nudity on the screen. That was followed up with a tender two years later by Cambridge Spies, which was a BBC miniseries, and we all know what that means. I would like to take this opportunity to once again thank British TV license payers for funding so many great nude scenes that we would not otherwise see.

Fast-forward another four years to 2007, and we have Natasha, which was everyone thought was going to be the last time we were going to see Jenna Harrison nude. And I suppose it wasn’t to be a bad send-off. There are group shower scenes, lesbian sex scenes, all the kinds of things you’d want to do to go out with a bang – both figuratively and literally. And so fappers lay dormant. For eleven painful years, we lay in wait for something that we thought would never happen. But then it did. In 2018, Chimera Strain came out. Now of all the nudity in the movie, I thought that it would just be more tease from Jenna since it was never her that got naked, until…

The first Jenna Harrison nude scene since 2007 appears within the last 10 minutes of Chimera Strain. I have to give the filmmakers credit. They really know how to build up just enough tension to get viewers to the point where we’re convinced that the nude scene we want the most isn’t coming, and then it comes (and so do we). I don’t want to give too many spoilers, so I won’t go into why everything is happening, just describe events that are already visible in the video above and screencaps below. Jenna’s character begins undressing in front of an incinerator or furnace. First it’s just down to bra, and at this stage, we’re kind of thinking that’s where it’s going to end. Then she pulls her pants down and she’s wearing nothing but the bra. This view is from the side, so you can’t really see anything explicit at this stage, and again, you’re probably thinking that this is as far as it’s going to get.

The payload finally hits when she takes her bra off, giving us the view of Jenna Harrison topless that we’ve been waiting for so long. There is then a shot from inside the furnace (I hope the camera was well insulated), with which we get a front-on look at her tits as the intensity of the fire fluctuates. She then turns around to run off, with a ceremonious shot of ass to tide us over. We’re treated to a distant shot of Jenna running completely naked between two large buildings. I’m sorry to say that even in HD, there is too much distance between her and the camera for any hard details (apart from the one in my trousers, of course) to be made out. Maybe when Chimera Strain gets a 4K release, we’ll be surprised by just how much nudity is hiding beneath the pixels.

The last bit is like something out of a medical fetish porn video. We get to enjoy Jenna Harrison naked again as she runs through a medical lab completely nude, her tits bouncing with wild abandon. She then lays down on a metal medical slab, on her back, of course, so that her nips are never concealed, and gets injected by a giant… thing from a machine. Am I satisfied? Damn right, I am. While not old by any stretch, the first time there was a Jenna Harrison nude scene was when she was 19 years old, and time is cruel. Not for her, though. The Norfolk actress has aged like the finest of wines and still looks incredible, firm breasts and all.

Ullie Birve Naked – Epsilon aka Alien Visitor – HD Stream

Is it weird that the only place where you can see Ullie Birve naked is in a PG-13 film? Is it even weirder that she has not one, not two, but a whole three full frontal nude scenes in said PG-13 film? Yes, it absolutely is, and I love it. PG-13 nudity is the best thing ever because it’s so natural, so seamless. These are the kinds of nude scenes that separate titty films from porn in the strongest way possible, and when the nude scenes in them are full frontal, all that much better. I’m talking about the film that was originally released in Australia in 1997 as Epsilon and worldwide as Alien Visitor.

So under what circumstances do we get graced with an Ullie Birve nude scene in this film? Well, the answer, naturally, is that she is an alien. That’s not an immigration comment; she is literally a literal alien from outer space. The fact that she looks exactly like a human woman is quite fortuitous for us when combined with that she doesn’t understand the point of wearing clothes. Until the other main character forces her to get dressed, she sort of just walks around naked everywhere. It’s funny because this reminded me of one of my favorite (for obvious reasons) tropes, so I decided to look up the Innocent Fanservice Girl trope on TV Tropes, and indeed, this very film is mentioned right in there as an example of it.

The somewhat bad news is that this nudity is “tastefully done”, so all in all, we get less than a minute of Ullie Birve nude in the truest, most visible sense on screen. I’m not complaining, of course, and the implied nudity lasts closer to 5 minutes, so if you can get your rocks off to that, then enjoy. The first proper nude scene is a bit of a taster. We see the Australian actress naked head to toe while standing in the middle of a desert. Unfortunately, this shot is from a fair distance, so details aren’t as great as can be. The positive here is that it is very well lit, which cannot be said for the rest of her nude scenes in the sci-fi film.

We’re then teased with many opportunities to see Ullie Birve topless at least, but alas, the camera cuts to above her nipples every time. At this stage, you would certainly be forgiven for thinking that the distant full frontal is the best you’re going to get, which makes what happens next that much more satisfying. In spite of being, once again, a PG-13 film, we get a shot of our alien visitor walking walking toward the camera completely naked and with everything on show. Allow me to qualify that. Not only do we get full bush. Yes, full hairy beaver. But we also get to marvel at her big tits as they bounce and sway to her walk.

Our naked alien visitor then gets forcibly dressed by Captain Cockblock, but don’t worry, this isn’t the end of it. She gets pissed off once she finds out that she is on Earth (understandable; I get angry every morning I wake up on this cursed planet), and begins destroying his camp. She’s only wearing a man’s shirt at this stage, so suffice it to say, her hairy pussy and ass make many an appearance as she thrashes about for half a minute. I know there are guys out there that love to see Australian celebs nude, so hopefully this obscure little piece of Outback cinema gives you that fix. Below are all the screencaps of Ullie Birve naked.

Scarlett Johansson Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Scarlett Johansson naked? Of course you do. Even if you’re a gay man or a straight woman, I know you want to see Black Widow nude. Everyone does. It’s one of the universal constants. The frustration for every human with a pulse, however, is that there is only one movie in existence in which we get a proper Scarlett Johansson nude scene. The good news is that said movie offers less one nude scene and about six million nude scenes. Truly nothing is impossible. I’m talking of course about Under The Skin, the 2013 film by Jonathan Glazer (extremely loosely) based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Michel Faber. Tragically, in the film adaptation, Scarlett doesn’t play a wolfgirl like she does in the books, so all you anime fans are going to be disappointed. That said, catgirl nudity is still on the menu if you look hard enough.

Now, you may think that the reason she’s been so shy about getting naked since Under The Skin came out is because you’re not supposed to see a Disney actress nude. It messes with Disney’s family-friendly image, which is a weird concept considering even Disney stars from literal children’s shows end up doing reams upon reams of nudity after the fact, Miley Cyrus being perhaps the most notable example, but by no means the only. Even so, that’s not the reason. Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been a thing since Iron Man 2 came out all the way back in the glory years of 2010. But wait! Disney didn’t originally own Marvel Studios, so that’s irrelevant. Wrong in this situation. Disney bought out Marvel Entertainment in 2009, a year before the release of Iron Man 2 and the introduction of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. But when did Under The Skin come out?

The first time the world was blessed by seeing Scarlett Johansson nude was in 2014, when Under The Skin was released. Before someone calls me out on it, yes, technically the film first screened to audiences in 2013, but that was only if you happened to be at one of the major film festivals in which that happened. Everyone else had to wait until the following year. I do too remember waiting with bated breath for footage to finally emerge all those months, being sustained only by reports from lucky fappers that happened to be at one of the original screenings. It was a long wait, and then, to be honest, I was disappointed with the final release.

Scarlett Johansson, tits, trimmed bush, plenty of full frontal nudity – what could I possibly have been disappointed in? Well, for those who have seen the film, you’ve certainly noticed just how incredibly dark the nude scenes in it are. So if you’re sitting through it to fap to Scarlett Johansson naked, you might feel somewhat cheated. My problem back then was that I didn’t bother with color correction, and in fact, very few people did. Certainly the first offerings of the nude scenes from Under The Skin were only brightened or had the midtones boosted. Nothing more advanced than that, and sadly, it was not enough.

To get the full experience of enjoying Scarlett Johansson topless in Under The Skin, quite a lot of work has to go into it. Yes, it’s true that better attempts at color correcting these scenes have come about in the eight years since the movie met the general public, but I’ve still felt that none have really reached the kind of detail I need to minimally sustain my fap sessions. An oft-misattributed quote to Gandhi is “Be the change you want to see,” and while he didn’t actually say those words, if he had lived to witness the era of film and television nudity, I’m sure he would have. Gandhi liked titties. And I like detailed titties. This culminated in my own attempt at color correcting the nude scenes in Under The Skin so that I can actually get the best look at Scarlett Johansson naked possible (unless you’re Ryan Reynolds and you’ve gotten to see that heavenly body up close). The result (so far) is available all throughout this page. You’re welcome.

And Under The Skin really is the full package. If you’re after some Scarlett Johansson ass, it’s got you covered. If what would tickle you pink is close ups of Scarlett Johansson’s feet, then it’s got plenty of that too. Honestly, it’s unreal just how gratuitous the nudity in this movie is. And once you get some color correction done, it’s even visible. I don’t know if this has ever been confirmed or not, but I suspect that the really dark shots and extreme lighting are a payoff for how technically explicit the nude scenes are. I mean, you’re not going to get an A-list Hollywood actress who, as we’ve established, is already part of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe as Black Widow, to do gaping pussy shots on screen unless you assure her that it’s totally artistic… not at all gratuitous… not at all meant to be sexually arousing.

That said, if you don’t find a close up of Scarlett Johansson’s pussy, surrounded by her neatly trimmed pubic hair, soft yet firm abs, and luscious thighs, sexually stimulating, then you’re truly one in a million. Again, gay men and straight women are not exempt from this. I’m not going to do a full run down of each of her nude scenes in Under The Skin, except to say that she doesn’t have any sex scenes, which is ironic considering the movie is all about luring unsuspecting Scottish neds into her van with the implication of them getting sex somewhere along the way. Then again, I suppose that was meant to be the subversion. Whatever. Either way, the naked scenes by and large involve non-sexual nudity, which I’ve always found makes for a more sublime fapping experience.

Let’s quickly address other films and characters where you might hope to see a naked Scarlett Johansson. Black Widow? The character everyone loves, for sure, but Disney actresses only go nude outside of their contracts, so that’s an obvious no-go. One of her early roles was in A Love Song for Bobby Long, wherein at the tender age of 19, she was cradling some majestic sideboob to flash for the camera. As you’ve probably guessed, there is no nipple visible, even if we do get a massive look at her massive right breast. Vicky Cristina Barcelona has some great cleavage as she’s topless in a bed, and while her tits look phenomenal, again, no nipples appear. Next, a skinny dipping scene in He’s Just Not That Into You. Tons of people swear they saw a flash of nip here as she bobs up and down in the swimming pool, but I’ve not scrubbed through the frames myself to confirm. She has a sex scene in Don Jon, but you pretty much see nothing, so that one’s a wash too.

Outside of film, the Scarlett Johansson leaked nude photos were what they were, but a lot of people felt it immoral to fap to those personal pictures. As for the ones that didn’t find it immoral, the Fappening showed us all something very interesting, which is that Hollywood millionaires just cannot afford phones with even halfway decent cameras. One last dishonorable mention goes to her role in Ghost in the Shell, in which all of her nudity is obscured by a body suit, even when she is literally meant to be completely naked. Yes, I am enough of a weeb to know that Major was always a machine (in that body anyway), but the Major in the anime had nipples, android or not, and Scarlett Johansson has nipples too, which has been proven to us courtesy of Under The Skin. I’m just saying it would have fit together nicely, but Hollywood decided to aim this adaptation at preteens, so we’re robbed once again.

Anywho, for all that’s wrong with the world of celebrity nudity, one thing that went right, albeit with a spot or ten of color correction, is Under The Skin. So from that gem of Scottish cinema, enjoy Scarlett Johansson nude.