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Camila Cabello Naked – The One Show – HD Stream

She’s neither an actress nor any sort of e-girl, so most people probably didn’t hold up hope of ever seeing Camila Cabello naked. Well, as is often the case, the BBC is responsible for this nude debut. Yes, it’s true. Even when the BBC aren’t trying to do nude scenes, they still manage to manifest nude debuts for actresses and other celebrities. In fact, this has become such a ridiculously prolific meme in my travels, that I’m officially creating a BBC tag to put all of these wonderful additions to fappers’ catalogs in one place.

The Camila Cabello nipslip that will likely haunt her for the rest of her career – which, incidentally, has almost certainly spiked because of this – happened on The One Show, a BBC One evening program hosted by Alex Jones. Make of that what you will. The Cuban-American singer stands up at one point to demonstrate some dance moves from her home as broadcast via live stream. When trying to get her hair out of the way (or something), she hitches onto her top with a finger and pulls her entire shirt to the side, flashing her right boob. If you’re going to ask about proportions, the answer is yes, her entire right nipple and areola are visible.

This appearance of Camila Cabello nude is certainly a blessing, but what is perhaps most fortuitous is the quality of her stream into the show. It is absolutely pixel perfect. Not a single stutter in the framerate while her tit is visible. I don’t know how many angels were watching over fappers worldwide to make everything come together this perfectly. Frankly, I wonder to what extent the whole situation was intentional. I mean, she was wearing a very dangerous shirt, no bra, and she even commented after the fact that she declined nipple covers for the interview. But why overthink it? Whatever serendipity did or didn’t happen, the outcome is that we finally got to see Camila Cabello nude.

Daisy Waterstone Naked – Milky’s Immortality – HD Stream

We never got to see Daisy Waterstone naked while she was playing Margo in The Durrells of Corfu… except we kind of did. In fact, we got to see sweet Margo Durrell naked precisely while that show was airing. No, you didn’t miss it. The show didn’t give us an actual Margo Durrell nude scene, although that definitely would have spiced it up, but we did get to see Daisy Waterstone nude in another production that was released shortly after the second season of The Durrells finished. I’m talking about the web short, Milky’s Immortality. This is listed by the creator as the first part of the Milky Slips Time Trilogy. Sadly, we still have not seen the rest, but I’m looking forward to it, especially if both Daisy and the wardrobe department return intact.

Milky’s Immortality is a tale about quantum suicide and quantum immortality. If that sounds really heavy, you’ll be surprised to learn that it’s not. A surprisingly jaunty short which is no doubt helped by Margo Durrell’s bouncing tits pretty much opening it. Perhaps one of my favorite things about it is how well concealed it is. With less than 18,000 views as I write, I really feel like I’ve uncovered some sort of hidden treasure. Yes, it’s true that our English Rose has more credits in shorts than anything else, but even so, those are more mainstream, more marketed, more widely listed. Milky’s Immortality is like an unassuming side shop in the back alleys of a Moroccan market, but when you step through its threshold, you behold wonders the world has never seen… namely Daisy Waterstone’s breasts.

The funny thing is that there’s one place that we didn’t get to see Daisy Waterstone nude, and that’s in BBC’s Silent Witness. My God, BBC comes up a lot along my travels. It almost makes paying for TV License in the United Kingdom an honor, knowing that you’re funding so many nude scenes. And Silent Witness really does do that. Just off the top of my head, the show has the only nude scene by Daisy Ridley, who of course gained fame by playing Rey, Jar Jar Binks’ sex slave in the Star Wars sequels. Silent Witness also contains the only proper nude scene by Jodie Comer. That girl’s always got hair covering her tits in every other nude scene, but not Silent Witness. Incidentally, both playing corpses during their nude scenes. In fact, most of the nude scenes in Silent Witness are of corpses. I guess someone’s got to cater to the necrophile market.

As for contextualizing why we see Daisy Waterstone topless in Milky’s Immortality, it’s because she needs to commit suicide to travel to another dimension. We obviously all know that you have to be naked when you commit suicide, but panties are allowed if you do it by drinking dishwashing liquid. So she takes a gulp and then starts sputtering and throwing it up. If any of you fappers are into gag porn or something, you are in for a treat. I have to give mad respect to the director here for keeping the camera on her front, keeping the lights on bright, and not having any annoying props covering up the good bits. Your service will be honored for generations to come, sir.

We then get a magnificent view of Daisy Waterstone’s ass and hanging sideboob – or maybe it’s more of a hanging underboob – as she crawls across the room on the floor. She reaches the end of the room, at which point she rolls over onto her back. The camera operator then takes the opportunity to get a nice, long, lingering look at her naked body from the top as she lies dead. You know, as I’m writing this, I’m wondering whether this was actually an undercover Silent Witness episode. The coincidences are just too many. No, I take it back. Silent Witness nude scenes usually have terrible angles, whereas in Milky’s Immortality, we truly get the best seats in the house. Enjoy the screenshots of Daisy Waterstone nude.

Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb

Emily Mortimer Naked – Lovely & Amazing – HD Stream

Whenever you’re going to watch something with Emily Mortimer naked, you know you’re getting maximum fappability. Lovely & Amazing is a delightful little comedy-drama about a group of women whose lives are not in the best spot. This includes Emily’s character, a neurotic aspiring actress who doesn’t seem to quite be able to catch her big break. She also has a nude scene, and let me tell you, it is the Emily Mortimer nude scene to end all Emily Mortimer nude scenes.

On a technical side note, I’m going to begin incorporating sound back into the videos. The one below is a rough proof of concept. Let me know in the comments or by contact form if it’s working out.

Emily Mortimer is no stranger to nudity. I’m not even going to do a full rundown of all the films in which she’s appeared naked, but I can give you some highlights instead. Coming Home, The Sleeping Dictionary and Young Adam. There we go. Those are your highlights. But you know what every single one of those nude scenes is missing? Emily Mortimer full frontal nudity. And this is why Lovely & Amazing shines in the nude scene department. For some reason, female writers seem to write the best, most gratuitous, most graphic nude scenes. This one, we have courtesy of Nicole Holofcener, and to give but one example of many, Paula Milne wrote The Night Watch, which has an admittedly slightly dodgy nude scene from Anna Wilson-Jones, what is to date the clearest Claire Foy nude scene, and of course the heavyweight champion of on-screen nudity, Anna Maxwell Martin naked in all her glory (free bush included).

I’m going to skip ahead to what is the second Emily Mortimer nude scene in Lovely & Amazing. It’s a bit surreal, if I’m being honest. She gets out of a bed that she’s sharing with Dermot Mulroney (which of us haven’t been there) and walks over to the end of the room, bare-ass naked, and turns around, putting her glorious jungle-like pubic region on show. Yes, gentlemen, we’ve got full bush. She then has our Dermot critique every part of her body. If you’re wondering how the actress might have felt about that considering her character’s body is also her own, she actually had a very interesting perspective on it, saying she was “madly in the moment. There was never less of a gap between me and the character I was playing – I was as vulnerable, as brave, as stupid, as naked, as everything. It was an incredible feeling and I felt like, ‘Oh, this is proper, and I’d like to keep doing this.’” Bless.

We also see Emily Mortimer topless in the very first scene of the movie. She’s doing a photoshoot for a magazine to promote the movie within a movie that this actress within a movie played by an actress in a movie is promoting within the movie. Or something. The photographer, who is clearly a man who has nothing but respect for the dignity of his subjects, recommends for her to open her jacket. She does so, and would you know it, the top she’s wearing underneath is completely see-through, and she’s not wearing a bra. Her nipples are about as visible as if she were wearing nothing. She notices this, looks visibly alarmed and uncomfortable and the fact that her exposed titties are going to be sitting in magazines in dentist’s offices everywhere, brings it up to the photographer, but he convinces her it’s all good.

I want to address the giant bush in the room. I know we’ve all become cynical with the onslaught of merkins that have been plaguing full frontal nude scenes as of late. Admittedly, when Lovely & Amazing came out in 2001, this trend wasn’t quite as pronounced, but they weren’t non-existent either. I want to give you all the good news. Emily Mortimer herself has confirmed that the bush is au naturel. No pubic wigs and no digital trickery played any part in this. In fact, it had become a point of conversation between her and fans. Not gonna lie, I’d certainly open with congratulating her for cultivating a bush majestic enough to talk to Moses if I ever met her in person.

Now that we’ve covered all the important science and history of the topic, enjoy Emily Mortimer naked in Lovely & Amazing below.

Andrea Riseborough Naked – Bloodline – HD Stream

This isn’t the first time you’ve seen Andrea Riseborough naked, but I guarantee it’s the best. If that happens to not be true, you’re clearly an expert paparazzo that’s taken photos of her spreading her pussy lips wide open with her insides visible to the throat, in which case, please share with me. I can pay you in kind. By which I mean I’ll send you positive energy over the internets. No refunds. Until then, I maintain this remains the greatest Andrea Riseborough nude scene of all time.

Andrea Riseborough plays Evangeline “Eve” Radosevich in Bloodline, a Netflix series that isn’t especially notorious for getting its female cast nude, and this is a series that features Chloë Sevigny, an actress whose boobs probably have more screentime than her face. And in spite of this typical Netflix deficit, out of fucking nowhere, there’s this minutes-long scene of an utterly, completely naked Andrea Riseborough. And gentlemen, I must tell you, she rocks the full bush. Trimmed for neatness, sure, but no landing strip nonsense or anything like that.

So the reigning queen of all Andrea Riseborough nude scenes begins with her reclined in a bed completely naked. And I do mean completely naked. No wretched merkins make an appearance here. She rolls around in the bed a bit, giving us good looks at her tits and her pubic hair. She eventually stands up and does a very feline stretch. Or so it seems. Maybe I just see it that way because of the catgirl post I covered yesterday. She very kindly does a 360 degree slow rotation with her arms over her head, so we get to have a very good view of every square inch of her naked body.

The latter half of the scene has a lot of great shots of Andrea Riseborough topless. We see her boobs from the front, from the back, and of course, the patrician’s angle, the sideboob. Anyone who’s seen the actress in other movies she’s been in knows that she has a bit of a penchant for adopting all sorts of different styles. The one she goes for in this series is the trailer trash meth addict look, which is sort of like the old heroin chic from the 90s, but with even less glamor. A lot of people may not be into that – and I’ll be honest, I prefer her when she’s looking like she doesn’t smell like pee – but there is something slightly alluring about the aura she goes for here. Or maybe that’s just my brain on boobies talking.

So if you want to see Andrea Riseborough’s ass, breasts, bush, and everything both beyond and in between, you’ve got it right here in Bloodline. The closest alternative we have that you can consider Fapsmith-approved is W.E., a movie about how the King of the British Empire was a simp who gave up his titles as the most powerful monarch in the world for a side of pussy. Well, if nothing else came out of that, it inspired a movie that involved Andrea Riseborough naked in her first ever full frontal nude scene, which has only now been followed and bettered by this one. Remember to think of King Edward VIII while you fap to this. It’s for the best.