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Frederikke Dahl Hansen Naked – Teenland – HD Stream

You might recognize Frederikke Dahl Hansen naked from the earlier post where we covered Victoria Carmen Sonne nude in the same short. I am referring to Teenland, by director Marie Grahtø Sørensen, which is available to watch on her Vimeo profile. I have said in so many posts that female directors are responsible for many of the best nude scenes around, and with every post I add, it becomes more and more unwieldy to bring up all past examples or even an acceptably representative selection of same. My solution to this problem is the long-overdue introduction of the F-Rated tag, with a specific focus on female directors.

The Danish actress is perhaps most well known for Copenhagen, a (partially) English-language film about Renly Baratheon’s exodus from Westeros and quest to replace his beard, Margaery Tyrell, with a younger model. Then ice demons appear and burn the Christiansborg Slot to the ground or something… I don’t quite remember. Incidentally, that movie does contain a Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude scene, and even though the character is meant to be underage, do not panic, the actress was an adult when the movie was shot.

There is no shortage of Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude pics and videos on the internet. The actress has been generous to viewers, getting her tits out as often as the situation allows for it, let alone calls for it. A lot of these nude scenes have been in Danish features, so naturally, viewers from outside the small Scandinavian nation may not be aware of them, but if you’re looking for a good reason to expand the borders of your cultural knowledge, what better answer than titties?

We see Frederikke Dahl Hansen topless for the first time in Teenland when she apparates in a bathtub. In the first such shot, the camera is only catching the very top of her areola, so as with Victoria’s scene, you may think that you’re being teased into blue balls. Fortunately, this is quickly fixed when another camera angle takes center stage, showing us some amazing sideboob of Frederikke’s majestic pair.

The other scene in which we see Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude is when she and her co-star are running through a corridor wearing nothing but pink panties, as one does. This scene is great because you effectively get 2-for-the-price-of-1 (or 4-for-the-price-of-2, depending on perspective). Frederikke is unfortunately no particularly in focus, being somewhat closer to the camera, and both actresses’ movements are rather fast, leaving considerably blur on the freeze frames, but that don’t mean they can’t be fapped to. That’s part 2 of 2 for the Danish short, so enjoy the screens of Frederikke Dahl Hansen nude in Teenland below.

Victoria Carmen Sonne Naked – Teenland – HD Stream

I do like a bit of international flavor at the expense of star power every now and then, so today’s post is about Victoria Carmen Sonne naked in Teenland. I’d like to get it out there, lest anyone accuses me of weak research for a website held in such high esteem by everyone, that the Danish actress has, as of last year, been getting credited as Vic Carmen Sonne. I’m not “deadnaming” to be petty. I’m using Victoria as her name because that’s what she was credited as in Teenland, and indeed, that’s what she has been credited as in just about everything she’s done. The latter point suggests that this is what more people will know her as, and how can I serve fappers to my best potential if they can’t find the material they want to fap to easily?

Teenland is a delightful Danish short about an institute for, in the director’s own words, “teens who are so fucked emotionally that they have developed supernatural powers.” Minus the “teens” part, that probably describes everyone who spends inordinate amounts of time fapping to celebrity pictures and videos online. Or maybe I’m just projecting. Fapping for days on end is a genuine superpower, so at least that part is true. All of you do that too, right? Right? Anyway, in case you didn’t bother to click it the first time because you thought it was yet another blue-balling link to IMDB, you can actually watch the full short on Vimeo.

The first time we see Victoria Carmen Sonne nude in Teenland is in the opening scene of the short. The intro credits roll through, and we’re cut to her standing in a clinical room with a bunch of medical… things stuck onto her. Of course, she is dressed in nothing but a pair of pink panties. At first, you think that you’re not going to get much of a clear shot of the good stuff since the best you get at these opening moments is a dodgy reflection in a mirror, but then, after some dancing around, the camera cuts to a frontal shot. The panties are obviously present, but other than that, there is nothing obscuring the aforementioned good stuff and the lighting is good. This shot lingers for a number of seconds as Victoria’s character, Sally, is beckoned to approach the direction of the camera.

The next couple of scenes of Victoria Carmen Sonne topless aren’t as ideally fappable, but they ain’t bad either with some tactical freeze framing and solid color correction. There’s a scene of her in a bathtub, getting her head held underwater by Frederikke Dahl Hansen, who has her own nude scenes in this, by the way. That one has a few flashes of nip, but we get better in the scene of her and her co-star running down a hospital hallway, both topless, boobs bouncing. There’s an incredibly dark scene of the two actresses lying on mortuary slabs (as one does), and to be honest, I was surprised by how much nipple actually came out when I color corrected that one. I didn’t think much would be visible, but I was happy with my error in judgment.

For all the ass men out there who have been thoroughly disappointed in the constant presence of panties, the very last Victoria Carmen Sonne nude scene in the short finally sees them gone. Yes, she is completely naked while dancing in her room. We do see a hint of bush, but that mere hint is all there is there. The good news for you ass men is that the reason that we don’t get the full frontal is because she has her ass to the camera for most of it, only disappearing toward the end as she bends over backward, giving us a terrific shot of her hard pokies. I’m not going to babble on for much longer, but before I close, I do want to mention that this is yet another feature with a female director that manages to have superior nude scenes.

Eli Jane Naked – The Way – HD Stream

If you’re wondering whether The Way is the only film in which you can see Eli Jane naked, the answer is no… but really yes. Technically, her titties appear for about a second in The Telling, a 2009 film that I haven’t watched, but from what I know about it, seems like it shouldn’t exist. So what’s the problem? Well, we don’t really see Eli Jane’s face in that movie. No, she doesn’t play an extra. Worse. Her role was as a body double for Bridget Marquardt. Yes, that Bridget Marquardt. Why someone who’s job it is to get completely naked for every photoshoot needs a body double is a conundrum I’ve not been able to unravel, but here we are anyway.

I suppose with prior renowned roles as “Café Waitress,” “Bank teller,” and “Girlfriend,” it’s not difficult to see why doing a nude scene without face and name recognition became a viable option, although to be fair, the last of those mentioned roles was in the music video for Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love. Said music video was also her second role of all time, the first being as Axis Sally in the TV ad for Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway. This eclectic selection of roles is rounded off by the music video for Alice in Chains’ Hollow. Just to be clear, I’m not mocking her career. OK, I am, but I’m not mocking her. On the contrary, I thought her performance in The Way was really good and showed lots of range.

Another thing it showed was a whole lot of Eli Jane nude. I don’t mean in terms of time or quantity of scenes; there were only two of them, and they were quite short. I’m talking more in terms of square inches of skin shown. Now, I don’t know what the number actually is, but I know it’s equivalent to every square inch she has. Yes, in her first nude scene, Eli Jane is completely naked. Full frontal, boobs, ass, legs (if you’re a time traveller from the 1940s), feet (if you’re one of those people) – whatever you want to see, the movie’s got you covered. In the scene, her character, Jane Arcs, a death row inmate with a heart of gold, gets strip searched before her execution because… reasons. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit peeved that there are prison bars between her and the camera, but nothing is concealed throughout, so it’s ignorable.

Later in the film, there’s an Eli Jane sex scene between her character and a prison officer who is also her boyfriend on the sly. No full frontal this time, but we do get a nice close shot of her sideboob across a broad range of arm configurations, which is actually quite important in what angle and shape of boob you get to see. Also, there are no metal bars in the way this time. The scene is a bit dark, but with the eternal magic of color correction, I’ve gotten the material to where it needs to be for visibility.

I do have to say, the setting of the prison, strip search, jailhouse catfights – they all evoke a much earlier era, one where women in prison films were significantly more commonplace. I mean, all this movie was missing was for a fight to happen in the showers, or indeed any shower scene, but on the whole, I am glad to see the women in prison genre slowly coming back. Hopefully we get more offering in the near future, and if they’re from other Iranian directors, then no complaints from me. The Way does not, as I write, have a blu ray release, so in the meantime, enjoy the screencaps from the HD stream of the Eli Jane nude scenes from the film below.