2020s Nude Scenes in Film and Television - Page 8

Emma Thompson Naked – Good Luck to You, Leo Grande – HD Stream

The patricians among you who have been following the official Fapsmith account on Twitter will know that I’ve been working on Emma Thompson naked in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande for a while now. In fact, I did something very fun, where I cut clips of nude scenes out as I watched the movie so that it was like a sort of joint experience. Not to jump the gun on nude scene descriptors, but that included Irish heartthrob Daryl McCormack eating out her naked pussy, a tasteful slo-mo of her top being pulled up to flash her breasts, the delightfully lewd masturbation scene, and the grand finale, which I shall let speak for itself. Three of those four clips are actually exclusive to the Twitter account even after the posting of the videos below on here, so it’s worth checking that one regularly too… unless, of course, you don’t like boobs. You do like boobs, don’t you? All the cool kids like boobs.

Now, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an Emma Thompson nude scene. The English rose had first gone nude all the way back in 1989 in The Tall Guy, wherein she has a comedic sex scene with Jeff Goldblum. Good start. Her tits make an appearance, though, so who’s complaining? A few more nude scenes followed, but sadly, none of them were as explicit as that one, and the even bigger tragedy is that that scene wasn’t especially explicit in the first place.

Honestly, the best evidence we could see of Emma Thompson nude were the paparazzi shots of her naked on a beach. If you’re over 30 years old, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The set of pictures where for a while she has her one-piece swimsuit rolled down to expose her boobs and then later she’s just completely naked. Unfortunately, being paparazzi shots, there is no video. Furthermore, the quality of the photos isn’t that great. That’s not to say that you couldn’t fap to them, but it would have been nice if we had better. Well boy, do I have news for you. Good Luck to You, Leo Grande came out this year, and it is filled with some of the most explicitly Emma Thompson nudity in existence. Yes, I am talking about full frontal, and before you ask, the answer is fully shaved.

Long gone are the days when you would have to type in “emma thompson sexy” into Google Images so that you could wank to pictures of her barely exposed ankles like you’re sneaking a peak from a Yemeni jihadist training camp. Now you can watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande and see all the nudity from the 63-year-old actress that your heart desires. I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t that too old to do nude scenes?” The answer is categorically not. Emma Thompson has had no sort of plastic surgery, and the fact of the matter is that she looks damn good for her age, far better than if she’d had a million lifts and “augmentations” and God-knows-what. The beauty of it is that as natural as her body looks, so are the nude scenes themselves natural. Nothing overplayed or porny or trashy. This is so far the “realest” nude scene of the decade, and I don’t foresee it losing that honor any time soon.

Seeing Emma Thompson topless isn’t the only reason to watch Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, though. I’m not joking when I say that even before the boobies came to the front and center (which incidentally happens quite late into the movie), I was really enjoying this one. In addition to the exceptional acting from Emma and co-star Daryl McCormack, it is incredibly written. I know no one reads these for the film reviews, so I won’t say much more on that point, but I do want to finish by saying that I very frequently talk about how the best nude scenes in film and television are done by female writers and female directors, and the same is true here, courtesy of writer Katy Brand and director Sophie Hyde. Now stop reading this and enjoy all the screens of a color corrected Emma Thompson naked.

Claudia Napolitano Nuda – Rkomi: Insuperabile – 4K Stream

È Claudia Napolitano nuda! There we go, I’ve exhausted my knowledge of the Italian language, but at least no one can accuse me of not trying now. I got a hot tip today of a music video that may or may not have had brief shots of Claudia Napolitano nude. When I skimmed through on YouTube, I didn’t actually catch anything the first time, but as a hardcore fapper with no shame and tons of dedication, I decided that the only correct thing to do to settle this would be to run the video file through some super secret squirrel software (definitely not Adobe After Effects), boost the midtones, and scrub through it frame by frame in any shots where there could conceivably be a flash of nip. I’m sure the existence of this page has confirmed to you that we do indeed see Claudia Napolitano naked in it.

Now, I’ve always had a soft spot for nude scenes that aren’t really supposed to exist. Unintentional wardrobe malfunctions that aired live and haven’t been able to be scrubbed from existence – like those of Camila Cabello and Holly Willoughbooby – are nice, but that’s not exactly what I mean. No, I’m talking about scenes like Kimberley Nixon in Ordinary Lies, where she was nude on set for the sake of believable cleavage or sideboob or whatever, but the actual nudity was never meant to make it on screen. In that case, either the editor didn’t notice that there was nipple visible for four frames, or he did but the show went ahead anyway and intentionally feigned ignorance, either to pull one over on the actress or to sneak past the morality crusaders.

To what extent that did or didn’t happen with this music video, I can’t tell you exactly, but what I can tell you is that we do see Claudia Napolitano nude, and the twelve frames in which we do so are so few – compounded by the fact that they’re split across four scenes – that I can only suspect that her appearing nude was not meant to be a part of the music video which the audience were meant to fixate on or even be aware of, which is kind of ironic considering the plot of the music video has her having sex with a dude for half the time and shooting him the other half. Who hasn’t been there with exes, am I right?

Right, so which music video am I talking about that has given us this unexpected offering of Claudia Napolitano naked? It is none other than Rkomi’s new single, Insuperabile, which was part of the Sanremo Music Festival 2022. The Italian readers among you will certainly know what I’m talking about. God knows I don’t. All I know is that when the music video started, I wanted to see Claudia Napolitano nude, and by the time the music video ended, I got to see Claudia Napolitano nude… four times, brief as they were.

For all the Italians out there who have been following Claudia Napolitano with The Jackal, you may know that the sexy comedienne has already appeared nude, and full frontal, at that, a small number of times before, but unless anyone can show me otherwise, my understanding of that situation is that it was all still images. Now you can see Claudia Napolitano nude in video. Video! At most six frames of video at a time, but hey, it is technically moving. Ecco Claudia Napolitano nuda! (There, now I’ve exhausted my knowledge of the Italian language)

Camila Cabello Naked – The One Show – HD Stream

She’s neither an actress nor any sort of e-girl, so most people probably didn’t hold up hope of ever seeing Camila Cabello naked. Well, as is often the case, the BBC is responsible for this nude debut. Yes, it’s true. Even when the BBC aren’t trying to do nude scenes, they still manage to manifest nude debuts for actresses and other celebrities. In fact, this has become such a ridiculously prolific meme in my travels, that I’m officially creating a BBC tag to put all of these wonderful additions to fappers’ catalogs in one place.

The Camila Cabello nipslip that will likely haunt her for the rest of her career – which, incidentally, has almost certainly spiked because of this – happened on The One Show, a BBC One evening program hosted by Alex Jones. Make of that what you will. The Cuban-American singer stands up at one point to demonstrate some dance moves from her home as broadcast via live stream. When trying to get her hair out of the way (or something), she hitches onto her top with a finger and pulls her entire shirt to the side, flashing her right boob. If you’re going to ask about proportions, the answer is yes, her entire right nipple and areola are visible.

This appearance of Camila Cabello nude is certainly a blessing, but what is perhaps most fortuitous is the quality of her stream into the show. It is absolutely pixel perfect. Not a single stutter in the framerate while her tit is visible. I don’t know how many angels were watching over fappers worldwide to make everything come together this perfectly. Frankly, I wonder to what extent the whole situation was intentional. I mean, she was wearing a very dangerous shirt, no bra, and she even commented after the fact that she declined nipple covers for the interview. But why overthink it? Whatever serendipity did or didn’t happen, the outcome is that we finally got to see Camila Cabello nude.

Lily-Rose Depp Naked – Wolf – 4K Stream

I love a good nude debut, which is why today we’ve got Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf. In it, she plays a catgirl. Yes, anime is now real. Or, if you want to look at it from a less appealing perspective, you can say that she starred in a furry porn. Strangely, I’m not even complaining. Considering how shy she’s been about getting naked on screen, I’ll take any nudity from her, no matter the level of aberration. And we do get some damn good views here.

This is significant since the only other film one could say that we see Lily-Rose Depp naked in, she is technically topless, but she’s covering her boobs with her hands. That’s not to say you can’t squeeze a desperate fap out of it. She does look absolutely magnificent as she backpedals with a cheeky shy smile on her face and no clothes. But now, we don’t need to anymore. If you’re one of those masochists that likes the tease, the movie in question is A Faithful Man, or as it’s known in French, L’homme fidèle. I hope you like subtitles.

So as we can see, Wolf remains the only movie to host a proper Lily-Rose Depp nude scene. Or three. It’s a matter of perspective. They all sort of follow one another. In the first instance, her character, the girl who thinks she’s a cat, draws cat whiskers on her face and goes to see her boyfriend, the wolf, who’s chained up and in a cage. She then takes her clothes off, as everyone does when in this exact situation. We get some sideboob action, but unfortunately, the scene is quite dark, and even with color correction, it’s not the most graphic of scenes.

This is made up for in the next scene, where we see Lily-Rose Depp topless while she’s lying on her back. Her nipples are hard as diamonds as she holds dogboy’s hand while they sleep together naked. It’s not completely clear whether an off-screen sex scene occurred or not. The prison bars don’t really seem like that much of an impediment unless the guy in the movie thinks he’s a wolf because he’s hung like one. Lily-Rose is a bit out of focus in this scene, sadly, but the camera pans up and then down again, during which she sits up and comes slightly more into focus.

The final scene is my favorite, and unless she does a full frontal any time soon, will likely remain the best Lily-Rose Depp nude scene for a long time. She’s naked and sitting in a bathtub, but check this out: The camera is still, she’s not moving, her tits are in perfect view, there’s nothing in the way, the lighting is perfect, and the scene even lasts a whole lot of seconds. It’s unusual for me to edit a scene that requires so little color correction for maximum fappability. So there you have it. If you can get past the fact that she looks like her dad Johnny Depp in the face – or alternatively, if you like imagining Johnny Depp with boobs – enjoy Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf.

Eli Jane Naked – The Way – HD Stream

If you’re wondering whether The Way is the only film in which you can see Eli Jane naked, the answer is no… but really yes. Technically, her titties appear for about a second in The Telling, a 2009 film that I haven’t watched, but from what I know about it, seems like it shouldn’t exist. So what’s the problem? Well, we don’t really see Eli Jane’s face in that movie. No, she doesn’t play an extra. Worse. Her role was as a body double for Bridget Marquardt. Yes, that Bridget Marquardt. Why someone who’s job it is to get completely naked for every photoshoot needs a body double is a conundrum I’ve not been able to unravel, but here we are anyway.

I suppose with prior renowned roles as “Café Waitress,” “Bank teller,” and “Girlfriend,” it’s not difficult to see why doing a nude scene without face and name recognition became a viable option, although to be fair, the last of those mentioned roles was in the music video for Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love. Said music video was also her second role of all time, the first being as Axis Sally in the TV ad for Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway. This eclectic selection of roles is rounded off by the music video for Alice in Chains’ Hollow. Just to be clear, I’m not mocking her career. OK, I am, but I’m not mocking her. On the contrary, I thought her performance in The Way was really good and showed lots of range.

Another thing it showed was a whole lot of Eli Jane nude. I don’t mean in terms of time or quantity of scenes; there were only two of them, and they were quite short. I’m talking more in terms of square inches of skin shown. Now, I don’t know what the number actually is, but I know it’s equivalent to every square inch she has. Yes, in her first nude scene, Eli Jane is completely naked. Full frontal, boobs, ass, legs (if you’re a time traveller from the 1940s), feet (if you’re one of those people) – whatever you want to see, the movie’s got you covered. In the scene, her character, Jane Arcs, a death row inmate with a heart of gold, gets strip searched before her execution because… reasons. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit peeved that there are prison bars between her and the camera, but nothing is concealed throughout, so it’s ignorable.

Later in the film, there’s an Eli Jane sex scene between her character and a prison officer who is also her boyfriend on the sly. No full frontal this time, but we do get a nice close shot of her sideboob across a broad range of arm configurations, which is actually quite important in what angle and shape of boob you get to see. Also, there are no metal bars in the way this time. The scene is a bit dark, but with the eternal magic of color correction, I’ve gotten the material to where it needs to be for visibility.

I do have to say, the setting of the prison, strip search, jailhouse catfights – they all evoke a much earlier era, one where women in prison films were significantly more commonplace. I mean, all this movie was missing was for a fight to happen in the showers, or indeed any shower scene, but on the whole, I am glad to see the women in prison genre slowly coming back. Hopefully we get more offering in the near future, and if they’re from other Iranian directors, then no complaints from me. The Way does not, as I write, have a blu ray release, so in the meantime, enjoy the screencaps from the HD stream of the Eli Jane nude scenes from the film below.