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Camille Razat Naked – Emily in Paris – 4K Stream

While the show is by no means the only place where we can see Camille Razat naked, Emily in Paris is definitely the strangest. No, I have nothing at all against the series. In fact, I find it quite charming. But here’s the thing with Emily in Paris: It’s not a titty show. Seriously, if you’re going into it expecting Spartacus-level nudity, you couldn’t possibly end up more disappointed. We get Camille Razat nude in it in what is literally the only frontal nude scene across all episodes of both seasons. For those who don’t believe me, the episode in question is the third one from the second season, titled Bon Anniversaire! (I’m not overly excited; the exclamation mark is part of the title)

I find this nude scene amazing because it was so out of left field. I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say that I was not expecting it at all when it aired out of nowhere. But as mentioned earlier, this is by no means the only feature with a Camille Razat nude scene. The first nude scene the French actress did was in a series from her home country, 2015’s The Disappearance / Disparue. Two years later, we got some amazing Camille Razat full frontal nudity in The Girl from the Pool / L’eau dans les yeux. 2018 was a blessing, showing us Camille Razat naked in the shower with a dude in (Girl)Friend / Ami-ami, dancing topless and having sex in Paris Pigalle / L’amour est une fête, and appearing topless and in lingerie in the short Bug, which had the same title in French.

The most recent film in which we’ve seen Camille Razat nude is last year’s The Accusation / Les choses humaines, in which we see some flashes of boob while she’s in bed with some old geezer. Of course, we’re not here for any of that. We’re here for the Netflix romantic comedy series that is Emily in Paris. Now, unlike when movies are romcoms, being a series and a streaming one at that, Netflix don’t have the need to offer some eye candy for all the guys that have been dragged into the theaters by their girlfriends. Emily in Paris is 100% a show for… shall we say the more feminine end of the spectrum. We did get a shot of Alexandrina Turcan’s ass in the first season, but that was contextually unavoidable and, again, nothing frontal.

When we see Camille Razat topless in Emily in Paris, it is all frontal. Just boobs left, right, and center. We’ve got Camille’s boobs, the boobs of the friends she’s with, and the boobs of everyone else in the steamy spa that they’re hanging out with. But wait a minute. Lily Collins’ character Emily Cooper is Camille’s character Camille’s friend, right? Yes. And Lily/Emily is with Camille/Camille in the spa, right? Yes. And every single woman in the spa is naked, right? Almost. Every single actress in the spa is naked throughout the entire 3-minute-long scene… except for one. Yes, my friends, we did not get to see Lily Collins nude in the spa scene from Emily in Paris. Missed opportunity of a lifetime, but to be fair, we don’t really get to see Lily Collins naked in anything. Well, not yet, anyway.

The episode in question was directed by Andrew Fleming, who is responsible for 11 of the 20 episodes of Emily in Paris as well as a couple of 90s cocktease films like Threesome and The Craft, so perhaps we owe this change of tone to Alison Brown, the episode’s writer, who had only worked on two other episodes in the show and reinforces my oft-made argument that female directors and, in this case, female writers are responsible for some of the best nude scenes in film and television. You can judge for yourself by enjoying the 4K Ultra HD capture of Camille Razat naked in Emily in Paris.

Cécile Breccia Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Perhaps the most high profile view of nudity we had from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was Cécile Breccia naked during that infamous group nude scene from the movie. If you don’t know which scene I’m talking about, I’ll refresh your memory by referring to the last time I covered it. Of course, that time around, it was to highlight the participation of South African actress Tanya van Graan, who plays a fellow mobile infantryman (infantrywoman? infantryperson?), so that post did not pay due diligence to Cécile Breccia or Nicole Salandra, issues which I plan to correct today and in the near future, respectively.

The fappers among you who have seen other Cécile Breccia nude scenes are more likely than not to be French or at the very least connoisseurs of French cinema. Of the three other films which I have found to include nude scenes from the partly Italian-descended French-born actress, two are from her native country. Her nude debut was in 2006’s Président, in which she’s frolicking naked on a bed. This was followed by a scene in Hollywood’s own The Hills Have Eyes II, where she played an unnamed woman – credited only as “Pregnant Woman” – tied down with her boobs showing but covered in filth and bodily fluids. I don’t know. Might be your thing I guess.

The last movie in which we saw Cécile Breccia nude is the French sex comedy Cyprien, where we get a nice bit of sideboob and ass. There is something I noticed, which is that in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Cécile looks like she’s had a boob job, but she doesn’t look it at all in the other films in which she’s done nude scenes. I saw no news results indicating anything of the sort, but I’m cognizant that if any gossip mags have commented on it, they’ll be in French, and the only word I know in French is qui, so I’m a bit out of my depth. If any French fappers have any information on the topic of Cécile Breccia’s breast implants (or lack thereof), leave a comment down below, hit me up directly, or go via the official Twitter. Otherwise, enjoy the gallery of Cécile Breccia naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder below.

Pom Klementieff Naked – El Turrrf – HD Stream

There’s a sort of irony to how few and far between pictures of Pom Klementieff naked are. This is not her only nude scene. It’s not even one of two or three nude scenes. And yet, for some reason, Pom Klementieff nude pictures elude us like wage raises or our dads’ approval. There is another trend in all of the movies that French-Russian-Korean actress has done, which is that the nude scenes in them are intentionally limited in their fappability. To use this one, El Turrrf (yes, I definitely have the correct number of “R”s), as an example, Pom is out of focus for most of it. The latter half, where the camera is squarely on her, majestic tits close to the lens, the camera operator has his focus on the back of the naked dude’s head, rendering Pom in an unfortunate blur even when she’s not moving.

Other Pom Klementieff nude scenes are similarly cursed with such traits. In Hacker’s Game and Hacker’s Game Redux, the camera angles are unaccommodating and the lighting is limited. I do like sideboob. I really, truly do. However, to properly enjoy a sideboob shot, the camera should be at no more than around 90 degrees rotated from the front of the tit. Going a little bit over is all right, but the bigger the angle gets, the less of the boob is on show and therefore the less one can enjoy the aforementioned boob.

You can also kinda see Pom Klementieff nude in Loup, but to call that scene dark would be like to call the Atlantic Ocean wet. Ironically, the promo shoot they did for that same movie is a far better example of Pom Klementieff nude than the movie itself. One last dishonorable mention goes to the French miniseries, Pigalle, la nuit. It’s a series about strippers. Pom Klementieff plays a stripper. Pom Klementieff has a stripping scene. So far so good, right? Well no Pom Klementieff tits for you, because she wears nipple tape throughout the scene.

And maybe that’s the root of why there are so few Pom Klementieff NSFW pictures floating around. No one can be bothered to attempt to color correct them into acceptable fappability, and posting them as is just ends up disappointing all parties involved. I know that it’s not necessarily everyone’s first thought to want to see Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy nude, but to be fair, Pom is quite stunning beneath the bug alien makeup. She’s not bad looking even with the bug alien makeup. I’m sure there’s some or other fetish out there that that ties into.

Strangely enough, in spite of the awful focus, El Turrrf does remain the best place to see Pom Klementieff tits. The scene is far too short and, as mentioned, the focus really limits how much detail there is, but a spot of color correction here and there does wonders for what is a pretty well lit shot of her boobies. Perhaps that’s bigging it up a bit too much, but ultimately, I suspect we won’t be getting any new Pom Klementieff nude scenes past this point. I’m not saying she’s aging poorly. She still looks gorgeous. But becoming a big Disney Marvel Avengers actress tends to mean no more nudity. Truly the kiss of death. That said, the past is unerasable, so kick back and enjoy Pom Klementieff naked from El Turrrf.

Lily-Rose Depp Naked – Wolf – 4K Stream

I love a good nude debut, which is why today we’ve got Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf. In it, she plays a catgirl. Yes, anime is now real. Or, if you want to look at it from a less appealing perspective, you can say that she starred in a furry porn. Strangely, I’m not even complaining. Considering how shy she’s been about getting naked on screen, I’ll take any nudity from her, no matter the level of aberration. And we do get some damn good views here.

This is significant since the only other film one could say that we see Lily-Rose Depp naked in, she is technically topless, but she’s covering her boobs with her hands. That’s not to say you can’t squeeze a desperate fap out of it. She does look absolutely magnificent as she backpedals with a cheeky shy smile on her face and no clothes. But now, we don’t need to anymore. If you’re one of those masochists that likes the tease, the movie in question is A Faithful Man, or as it’s known in French, L’homme fidèle. I hope you like subtitles.

So as we can see, Wolf remains the only movie to host a proper Lily-Rose Depp nude scene. Or three. It’s a matter of perspective. They all sort of follow one another. In the first instance, her character, the girl who thinks she’s a cat, draws cat whiskers on her face and goes to see her boyfriend, the wolf, who’s chained up and in a cage. She then takes her clothes off, as everyone does when in this exact situation. We get some sideboob action, but unfortunately, the scene is quite dark, and even with color correction, it’s not the most graphic of scenes.

This is made up for in the next scene, where we see Lily-Rose Depp topless while she’s lying on her back. Her nipples are hard as diamonds as she holds dogboy’s hand while they sleep together naked. It’s not completely clear whether an off-screen sex scene occurred or not. The prison bars don’t really seem like that much of an impediment unless the guy in the movie thinks he’s a wolf because he’s hung like one. Lily-Rose is a bit out of focus in this scene, sadly, but the camera pans up and then down again, during which she sits up and comes slightly more into focus.

The final scene is my favorite, and unless she does a full frontal any time soon, will likely remain the best Lily-Rose Depp nude scene for a long time. She’s naked and sitting in a bathtub, but check this out: The camera is still, she’s not moving, her tits are in perfect view, there’s nothing in the way, the lighting is perfect, and the scene even lasts a whole lot of seconds. It’s unusual for me to edit a scene that requires so little color correction for maximum fappability. So there you have it. If you can get past the fact that she looks like her dad Johnny Depp in the face – or alternatively, if you like imagining Johnny Depp with boobs – enjoy Lily-Rose Depp naked in Wolf.