We don’t really get to see Danielle Harris naked often. In fact, if you’ll allow me to tighten the criteria somewhat, I can even say that Rob Zombie’s Halloween movie is the only feature in which we get a proper Danielle Harris nude scene. Incidentally, one of the other kind of sort of nude scenes that the scream queen has is in the sequel to this film. In a way, it’s quite appropriate that the franchise should play such an important part of her career, since it gave her one of her first roles. No, not this movie. I’m talking about Halloween 4: The Return of the Electric Boogaloo, where she played Jamie Lloyd at the tender age of ten, turning eleven on set. She would reprise her role for the sequel to that, Halloween 5: Port of Call New Orleans.
Just to be clear, Danielle Harris doesn’t reprise her role as Jamie Lloyd in Rob Zombie’s reboot duology. In these two movies, she plays Annie Bracket, one of the characters originally created by John Carpenter for the original film that started the franchise. You know what is really weird about this whole situation, though? Considering Danielle Harris’ clear career as a scream queen, a veteran of slashers and other horrors, it’s actually quite bizarre how rarely she gets naked in the films. You’d think it would come with the territory. It normally does, to be fair. I’m not complaining or unthankful for the Halloween nude scene. I just with there were more, but that’s unlikely now.
The other movies which some might consider as showing Danielle Harris nude are the Kevin Sorbo vehicle Fatal Call and the third entry in the Hatchet franchise. Let’s start with Fatal Call. There’s a pretty lengthy sex scene, but we don’t see Danielle Harris nude in it. All of her naughty bits are covered up at all time, be it by her panties (during sex???), a blanket, camera angles, the other actor’s hands – we just never see anything. Sad. Her partial nude scene in Hatchet III is certainly muy caliente as she’s standing completely naked in what is either a jail or my old high school and getting hosed down, but alas, no nudity visible unless you count some sideass. Do ass men like sideass as much as boob men like sideboob? Is it comparable? Anyway, that’s all you’re going to get there.
Halloween, on the other hand, offers us glimpses of nip during a Danielle Harris sex scene. Then it gives us a full boob, then both of her tits, and then she quite literally stays topless for the entire rest of the movie. Before you get too excited, I’m sorry to tell you that that descriptor makes it sound a whole hell of a lot more fappable than it is. There are less than 2 minutes’ worth of shots that contain visible nudity from her, and the nudity that is visible is more often than not of limited use in assisting orgasms. You can probably tell by how weak the color correction on this one is compared to, for example, my magnum opus. That’s because just about all of the nudity is dark, moving fast enough to blur, distant, obscured by blood, or as is most often the case, some combination of all of the above.
But in spite of it all, you do see Danielle Harris topless in Halloween, and the color correction does make it slightly more fappable, even though it’s not perfect, so I suppose if you’re used to trawling around the internet looking for any Danielle Harris nudes, even stooping to the depths of searching for fakes, then this isn’t too bad. What’s more, the film also includes nude scenes from Hanna Hall, a full frontal from Kristina Klebe, and Sheri Moon Zombie as a stripper, though sadly not naked. More on all of that in due time, but for now, enjoy Danielle Harris naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween.
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