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Milly Alcock Naked – House of the Dragon – 4K Stream

Lesbians and gentlemen, we have finally seen Milly Alcock naked as Rhaenyra Targaryen. Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, titled King of the Narrow Sea, gave us the Milly Alcock nude scene we have all been waiting for. Just to be clear, this is such a momentous occasion that even mainstream media has been buzzing over it. Newsweek reported that the Australian actress told them her sex scene with Matt Smith was “interesting” and that she was “very comfortable” with it. This might sound like a nothing comment, but we’ll actually come back to it in a bit because it will be answering a question that everyone who watched the episode probably had – or certainly the cynics among us did. The Independent took a break from highbrow reporting of royal mourners to write two separate articles just to call Milly’s sex scenes in this episode gnarly and uncomfortable.

The New York Post mentioned the intimacy coordinator for the Milly Alcock sex scene with Matt Smith, which is another deceptively important piece of information that we’re going to touch on in a bit. The Metro had this piece that is literally just about the sex scenes in this episode hilariously juxtaposed with a memorial of the Queen in a banner across the top. Esquire had a piece about how “shocking” the incestuous sex scene was “for nearly everyone but the cast,” forgetting that anyone who has read the books knows that the Targaryens have a propensity toward incest. Also, putting aside fantasy worlds, uncle-niece marriages were incredibly common in our own middle ages, which the Song of Ice and Fire franchise has been based off of since A Game of Thrones came out in 1996, so the fling between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon is… why the hell am I defending this? Jezebel had their own take on it, which was different to all of the others, if nothing else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen is something we actually got treated to twice in the episode (kind of). So, all of this talk about her sex scene with Matt Smith’s Daemon Targaryen is a bit of a red herring to the point where I’m not even sure why that’s the major story arc that all of the media outlets focused on. In that scene, two things happen. Or rather, two things don’t happen. Firstly, we do not see Rhaenyra Targaryen naked in it. Matt Smith does undress her, and we even see some pubic mound (full shave, by the way), but no boobs, ass, or pussy lips are visible. The second thing that does not happen is Rhaenyra and Daemon having sex. Yes, their “sex scene” is just a bit of heavy petting and some awkward kissing. Are you feeling aroused yet?

The great news is that mere minutes later, we do get to see Rhaenyra Targaryen nude when she has sex with her knight protector Ser Criston Cole à la Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. If you haven’t watched the episode, Rhaenyra loses her virginity to him, and House of the Dragon completes its transformation into a late 90s/early 00s teen series. I’m being unkind. All of that blue balling across the first three episodes and the only proper nude scene from the show before this being from Sonoya Mizuno, I am satisfied that we got at least a few flashes of nip and even a frame or two of inner labia out of Milly.

There’s one last point I’d like to make about Milly Alcock’s sex scene with Matt Smith. During the undressing parts – or indeed during all of the shots where parts of her naked body are visible – her face is almost never in the same shot. My philosophy has always been that a continuous pattern of the actress’ face not appearing in the same shots as her body in a nude scene means that a body double is in play. That’s actually what I thought was going on with this scene when I watched it and again when I edited it. I now bring your attention to the points raised earlier about Milly saying she felt “very comfortable” with the sex scene with the Doctor Who actor and the intimacy coordinator specifically for the scene between the two. Unless all of that’s hot air, then that really was Milly Alcock naked in that first scene with Matt Smith. Most of the footage I captured is from the other scene, the one with Ser Criston Cole, which was considerably more graphic. Everything from both of those is down below, so enjoy Milly Alcock nude as Rhaenyra Targaryen from House of the Dragon.

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.

Tonya Kay Naked – The Amityville Terror – HD Stream

I was actually surprised when I saw Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror. I don’t mean that I didn’t expect the mockbuster – the ten millionth one on the topic of The Amityville Horror – to have nude scenes. No, the nudity was very much expected, and in fact there was a whole lot less of it than I thought. The reason I was surprised is because I thought the main draw of the nude scenes would be Nicole Tompkins, who wears some pretty skimpy outfits but never gets nude (which incidentally is a trend throughout her career). I then expected to see Kim Nielsen nude in The Amityville Terror, but she too kept her no nudity policy going. There are a number of nude scenes from Amanda Barton, who is incidentally the film’s writer, and those are the only others.

Tonya Kay does have a pedigree for nude scenes, to be fair. I haven’t even seen any of these movies, but our friends at Mr Skin list Tonya Kay nude scenes in 2014’s Nightmare Code, Death Factory, and A Better Place, 2015’s Bastard, this movie, and 2017’s Paradise Club. That’s not even counting all of the ones that have slipped through the cracks, which is not difficult to do when you’re not quite at the level of fame as, say, Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, can you imagine Scarlett’s nude debut in Under The Skin or Jennifer Lawrence’s bold nudity in Red Sparrow flying under the radar? Kimberley Nixon’s unintentional boob flash in Ordinary Lies, however…

So what’s the context for the Tonya Kay nude scene in The Amityville Terror? For starters, she’s not in it much, which is why I didn’t really expect her to fill one of the only two roles for boob actresses in the film. One of her few scenes is in the kitchen of a bar. She’s having sex with an employee while seated on a surface with her dress pulled down to expose her tits. She insists that the nameless, voiceless man that’s railing her keep on going while she discusses business with a third person. When the conversation sours, she pushes her boy toy off, gets up, and pulls her dress back up to cover her breasts, but not without hooking her nipple in the process, keeping it peeking for longer than was presumably intended (by the character, definitely not the director). So kick back, undo your trousers, and enjoy Tonya Kay naked in The Amityville Terror.

Linda Blair Naked – Savage Streets – Blu ray

When people watched the infamous projectile vomit scene from The Exorcist for the first time, I don’t imagine many of them thought that at any point in the future, fappers would be seeking out pictures of Linda Blair naked. Yet as it turns out, when little Regan MacNeil grew up and stopped being possessed by Satan or Pazuzu or Helen Thomas or whoever it was, she actually turned out quite attractive. What’s more, she went through a phase of getting naked in movie after movie, keeping a lot of fappers happy through the 80s and early 90s.

Linda Blair’s nude debut was in a 1983 film called Chained Heat, and there are few important things to note about that. The first is that it’s a sleazy women-in-prison film. Very nice. The second is that it has no relation to the seven million other films with “Chained Heat” in the title produced by Lloyd A. Simandl which, with the partial exception of Chained Heat II, are just literal pornography with literal porn stars in the roles, not films with actresses. The third – and this is where I have to hold back tears as I type – is that not only has Chained Heat not been released on blu ray, there hasn’t even been an HD streaming release. Sure, it gets recut and released on DVD a million times over, but I just can’t fap to DVD nudes anymore. I’ve been too spoilt. My God, even regular blu rays are slowly becoming unfappable as 4K becomes the norm.

So sadly, we have yet to get a real crystal clear look at Linda Blair nude in Chained Heat, and it’s uncertain whether we ever will. And that brings me right around to Savage Streets. Excepting her role in a segment of Imps*, Savage Streets was Linda Blair’s very next film after Chained Heat, and as you can see from the images and video around you, this one did get a blu ray release. The video quality is actually absolute ass at quite a lot of points, but making use of some digital trickery to clean up an imperfect blu ray will always yield infinitely better results than – may the Heavens forgive me for speaking of this evil – using AI upscaling on very low resolution footage.

There’s only one scene in Savage Streets in which we get a proper look at Linda Blair topless, and that’s the one where she’s in a bathtub, but we do get a few shots of inner sideboob in her high school locker room and nipples showing through her wet shirts as she fights with another girl in their school showers (while Linda is inexplicably wearing no bra). Before I run out of space, dishonorable mention for 1985’s Red Heat, another women-in-prison film with Linda Blair nude scenes that we may never see in high definition. Even the DVD is hard to find for the one since it seemed to have gotten a very limited release. Why do they torment us so? And so I leave you with what is likely the best footage we do or will ever have of Linda Blair naked.

Cécile Breccia Naked – Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – Blu ray

Perhaps the most high profile view of nudity we had from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder was Cécile Breccia naked during that infamous group nude scene from the movie. If you don’t know which scene I’m talking about, I’ll refresh your memory by referring to the last time I covered it. Of course, that time around, it was to highlight the participation of South African actress Tanya van Graan, who plays a fellow mobile infantryman (infantrywoman? infantryperson?), so that post did not pay due diligence to Cécile Breccia or Nicole Salandra, issues which I plan to correct today and in the near future, respectively.

The fappers among you who have seen other Cécile Breccia nude scenes are more likely than not to be French or at the very least connoisseurs of French cinema. Of the three other films which I have found to include nude scenes from the partly Italian-descended French-born actress, two are from her native country. Her nude debut was in 2006’s Président, in which she’s frolicking naked on a bed. This was followed by a scene in Hollywood’s own The Hills Have Eyes II, where she played an unnamed woman – credited only as “Pregnant Woman” – tied down with her boobs showing but covered in filth and bodily fluids. I don’t know. Might be your thing I guess.

The last movie in which we saw Cécile Breccia nude is the French sex comedy Cyprien, where we get a nice bit of sideboob and ass. There is something I noticed, which is that in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, Cécile looks like she’s had a boob job, but she doesn’t look it at all in the other films in which she’s done nude scenes. I saw no news results indicating anything of the sort, but I’m cognizant that if any gossip mags have commented on it, they’ll be in French, and the only word I know in French is qui, so I’m a bit out of my depth. If any French fappers have any information on the topic of Cécile Breccia’s breast implants (or lack thereof), leave a comment down below, hit me up directly, or go via the official Twitter. Otherwise, enjoy the gallery of Cécile Breccia naked in Starship Troopers 3: Marauder below.

Morfydd Clark Naked – Saint Maud – Blu ray

If you’re reading this in 2022, there’s an almost 100% chance that the reason you’re seeking out pictures of Morfydd Clark naked is because you are either watching or have been made aware of the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Welsh actress plays the elf Galadriel, previous played by Cate Blanchett in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy. There is some indication that Amazon will be treating us to the first (hopefully full) frontal Morfydd Clark nude scene in The Rings of Power, but as I write, the first two episodes are out, and the only thing we’ve seen is a wet dressing gown with what are almost certainly digitally removed nipples. Sad.

And that brings us around to Saint Maud. Saint Maud is a Channel 4 co-production, which is usually a good start when you’re after something with unnecessary and gratuitous female nudity, even with their reality shows. Now don’t get too excited because the nudity in Saint Maud is actually quite limited. Without sounding like a snob, normally I wouldn’t cover a nude scenes with this level of tameness, but unfortunately, the movie contains the only Morfydd Clark nude scenes in existence (so far). I really did try very hard to get as much as I could out of it. I scrubbed through a few scenes where it looked like she was wearing topless and we were seeing a very heavily in-shadow sideboob and some more where we might have been getting hints of nips during deep downblouses. I’m sorry to say she is wearing a bra or some other type of top in all of these scenes.

Where we do genuinely see Morfydd Clarke nude in Saint Maud is in two separate scenes. The first is a sex scene in which she is very frustratingly wearing a top. The good news is that we see a good bit of her ass. The other good news is that her top is very loose, so if you can take your eyes off of her ass crack, you can see her tits flapping around wildly as she rides her obese date cowgirl style. The second nude scene has her taking a shower. Like some sort of punished child, she’s facing the wall the entire time, so all the camera catches is her ass, but boy oh boy, what a delicious bottom it is. No connection to nudity, but it would be remiss of me if I didn’t mention that in the same way that Son of Sam was ordered to kill by a neighbor’s dog, Saint Maud has the murderous animal role filled by a Welsh beetle (or perhaps a very fat cockroach). Oh, sorry, spoiler alert and all that. Enjoy Morfydd Clark nude in the only time of her career below, lovingly captured and color corrected from 2019’s Saint Maud.