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Danielle Harris Naked – Halloween – Blu ray

We don’t really get to see Danielle Harris naked often. In fact, if you’ll allow me to tighten the criteria somewhat, I can even say that Rob Zombie’s Halloween movie is the only feature in which we get a proper Danielle Harris nude scene. Incidentally, one of the other kind of sort of nude scenes that the scream queen has is in the sequel to this film. In a way, it’s quite appropriate that the franchise should play such an important part of her career, since it gave her one of her first roles. No, not this movie. I’m talking about Halloween 4: The Return of the Electric Boogaloo, where she played Jamie Lloyd at the tender age of ten, turning eleven on set. She would reprise her role for the sequel to that, Halloween 5: Port of Call New Orleans.

Just to be clear, Danielle Harris doesn’t reprise her role as Jamie Lloyd in Rob Zombie’s reboot duology. In these two movies, she plays Annie Bracket, one of the characters originally created by John Carpenter for the original film that started the franchise. You know what is really weird about this whole situation, though? Considering Danielle Harris’ clear career as a scream queen, a veteran of slashers and other horrors, it’s actually quite bizarre how rarely she gets naked in the films. You’d think it would come with the territory. It normally does, to be fair. I’m not complaining or unthankful for the Halloween nude scene. I just with there were more, but that’s unlikely now.

The other movies which some might consider as showing Danielle Harris nude are the Kevin Sorbo vehicle Fatal Call and the third entry in the Hatchet franchise. Let’s start with Fatal Call. There’s a pretty lengthy sex scene, but we don’t see Danielle Harris nude in it. All of her naughty bits are covered up at all time, be it by her panties (during sex???), a blanket, camera angles, the other actor’s hands – we just never see anything. Sad. Her partial nude scene in Hatchet III is certainly muy caliente as she’s standing completely naked in what is either a jail or my old high school and getting hosed down, but alas, no nudity visible unless you count some sideass. Do ass men like sideass as much as boob men like sideboob? Is it comparable? Anyway, that’s all you’re going to get there.

Halloween, on the other hand, offers us glimpses of nip during a Danielle Harris sex scene. Then it gives us a full boob, then both of her tits, and then she quite literally stays topless for the entire rest of the movie. Before you get too excited, I’m sorry to tell you that that descriptor makes it sound a whole hell of a lot more fappable than it is. There are less than 2 minutes’ worth of shots that contain visible nudity from her, and the nudity that is visible is more often than not of limited use in assisting orgasms. You can probably tell by how weak the color correction on this one is compared to, for example, my magnum opus. That’s because just about all of the nudity is dark, moving fast enough to blur, distant, obscured by blood, or as is most often the case, some combination of all of the above.

But in spite of it all, you do see Danielle Harris topless in Halloween, and the color correction does make it slightly more fappable, even though it’s not perfect, so I suppose if you’re used to trawling around the internet looking for any Danielle Harris nudes, even stooping to the depths of searching for fakes, then this isn’t too bad. What’s more, the film also includes nude scenes from Hanna Hall, a full frontal from Kristina Klebe, and Sheri Moon Zombie as a stripper, though sadly not naked. More on all of that in due time, but for now, enjoy Danielle Harris naked in Rob Zombie’s Halloween.

Maria Bello Naked – A History of Violence – Blu ray

The greatest gift that David Cronenberg ever bestowed upon humanity was Maria Bello naked in A History of Violence with the only full frontal nude scene of her career. Sure, there’s all of about two or three seconds of nudity, and if you happen to be watching it in a movie theater or even just on a TV without a pause function, it can definitely feel like a bit of a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment. If you happen to have the benefit of a pause button or, better yet, the software to scrub back and forth frame by frame, however, this nude scene is actually up there with the greats.

The movie actually goes through quite a lot of teases before we get there. If you’ve ever wanted to see Maria Bello dancing seductively in a cheerleader outfit and then mounting Aragorn, you’re in luck, but you may find yourself disappointed by the fact that there is no real visible nudity in that scene. Then there’s another sex scene later on where you think you may be seeing hints of ass, but it’s so tame and un-graphic that I didn’t even bother cutting it to scrub through with the light bumped up to see if there was anything there, because at those angles, it was always going to be little or nothing.

When we finally do get to this, the only full frontal Maria Bello nude scene in existence, it’s easy to disbelieve your eyes and wonder whether anything was actually in view, especially since the open robe she’s wearing covers her tits most of the time. It covers her classic bush almost none of the time, and because she keeps her pubic hair trimmed in all of the right places, even her pussy lips are visible if you look close enough. I’m talking about inner labia, gentlemen. Maria Bello is sort of the queen of quick flash nude scenes, so this one is quite par for the course with that regard, but a lot more graphic in that all the rest are topless only, whereas here, we get all the full frontal nudity we can fap to. The video above has been slowed down to quarter speed so you can get an idea of exactly what’s happening, but the really magical way to enjoy Maria Bello naked in A History of Violence is with the carefully curated freeze frames below.

Charisma Carpenter Naked – Bound – Blu ray

What is there to say about 2015’s Bound other than that it has cemented itself in cinematic history by being the first and only feature in which we can see Charisma Carpenter naked? Quite a lot, actually. For starters, Bound was written and directed by Jared Cohn, who deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work in trying to bring back the women-in-prison genre, first with the unfortunately named 17 & Life: Jailbait, which came out the year before Bound, and 2017’s Locked Up, which might actually quite possibly be a candidate for the best women-in-prison film of all time. I think we can clearly establish that Jared Cohn knows how to do whips and chains. He also knows how to pick a damn good soundtrack, but that’s by the by.

The other thing to say about Bound is that it gave use our first ever view of Charisma Carpenter’s boobs in video. So why is it relevant that the Charisma Carpenter nude debut is not the first time we’ve seen her naked, just the first time we’ve seen her naked in motion? It’s relevant because it gives us a little more insight into a question that people have been asking since the mid-00s: Has Charisma Carpenter had a boob job? A lot of people have been saying that her tits have gotten bigger since she played Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later in Angel. They’re very obviously correct, but most people have assumed that the reason behind this is that the actress had gotten plastic surgery for it, but I’m not 100% convinced.

I kind of was, to be fair, but watching Charisma Carpenter nude in Bound has made me rethink that position. The shape of her breasts seems very natural, even in movement. I’m not seeing any obvious silicon secondary shaping. There also aren’t any surgery scars around her nipples, in the armpits, or at the bottoms of her boobs. And speaking of nipples, her nipple placement is very natural rather than too high for the large size, which is often a telltale sign of breast augmentation surgery. I tried to do some research on the topic, but every single source that indicates that Charisma Carpenter’s breasts are fake bases it on absolutely no hard evidence. Not even any soft evidence, really. It’s just a whole lot of “dude, trust me.” I tried to find any interviews where the actress has talked about it herself, but absolutely nothing came up. That said, there is one shot – the one where she’s lying down on her back on the bed – where her titties look a little sus, but what I can say is that if this is a boob job (which is possible), then it might be one of – if not the – best boob jobs I’ve ever seen.

So now that you’ve also seen Charisma Carpenter topless in motion, what do you think? Silicone or natural? Let everyone know by dropping a comment at the bottom of this post, or alternatively, if you have any information that gives credence to one theory or the other, shoot me a message via the contact page or hit me up on the official Twitter. And now to get to the movie itself. Bound is produced by The Asylum. The Asylum is famed for making mockbusters, films that capitalize on the popularity and marketing pushes of other films. Bound came out a month before the Fifty Shades of Grey film, which had been all over the news in the years preceding its production. If you can’t quite figure out where this is going yet, Bound is a BDSM-themed film. Yes, your 90s TV darling is starring naked in a movie about whipping, spanking, and bondage. I bet teenage you never saw this coming.

The film straight up opens with a Charisma Carpenter sex scene. She’s shooting a very awkward glance at the camera as a dude is on top of her, ploughing away. He then rolls off, giving us a second or less of the Buffy actress’ naked body. There’s another sex scene at the end that is quite standard, but the rest of her nude scenes in the film involve her being bound (no false advertising in the film title there) and sexed up by a different dude, usually while all sorts of whips and paddles appear, but never in any action shots. There are other sites for that, I suppose. I’ve gone through and laboriously pulled out every shot of Charisma Carpenter naked in Bound, so unzip those trousers and enjoy all of that below.

Patricia Arquette Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

It took a walk around a detour to get here, but we’ve finally reached the post that exhibits Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway. And “exhibits” is certainly the correct word, with the corn-fed Midwestern actress flashing her naked body for more than a few unnecessary nude scenes. Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love unnecessary nude scenes, and the more unnecessary the better. I could make a comment on how it’s nonetheless an unusual state of affairs for such a serious actress as Patricia Arquette, but then, she did spend so much of Human Nature running around the woods completely naked, albeit with a more-than-slightly off-putting fur mesh over her breasts and face (and everywhere else, I suppose).

As for the detour, that killer music video featuring Maya Hawke nude had just dropped while I was working on shining off this post, so I thought, with that being brand new and all of the fuss around Stranger Things, it made sense to push this one a place back so I could color correct Maya Hawke’s nude debut (kind of) immediately. Though as many readers may have guessed, I have been sitting on this partially-completed footage since I posted the Natasha Gregson Wagner nude scene from the same movie.

The irony of the pacing is that I watched Lost Highway last week precisely because I wanted to finally see the greatest Patricia Arquette nude scene in existence in its natural habitat. The great thing about that is that other than being surprised by the bonus nude scene, I was also pleasantly surprised by the fact that Patricia Arquette herself has multiple nude scenes in the film. I’ve only ever seen clips and screen captures from the one. You know the one I mean, don’t you? The scene where a heavy holds a gun to her head while she reluctantly strips down to her panties and walks over to a skeezy guy who is ordering the whole thing. Muy caliente, that.

But we get to see Patricia Arquette topless so many more times in Lost Highway. I’m a week divorced from watching the film itself (again, contrary to the original plan), so I can’t off the top of my head remember the exact sequence of nude scenes, but in no particular order, they include the following. Patricia’s character is standing in a robe, the camera filming her from the side. She drops her robe, revealing some great sideboob. Multiple sex scenes, including one in slow motion, giving us a great look at her tits wobbling like the waves of the ocean as Bill Pullman thrusts into her. One nude scene shot from below, giving us both underboob and sideboob at the same time as she turns around, finishing it all off with a bit of ass crack.

I am satisfied with how many times we saw Patricia Arquette’s boobs in Lost Highway, but by contrast, we sadly got no full frontal shots. Anyone out for a pussy shot would either have to go and hunt through the stray frames from Human Nature (that may or may not be a merkin) or simply look elsewhere. If, however, you are here because you’re after Patricia Arquette naked in Lost Highway, then simply scroll down and fap to your heart’s content.

Maya Hawke Naked – Thérèse and Generous Heart – HD Stream

Imagine my surprise today when I’m browsing the intertubes and trip over a video of Maya Hawke naked. “But what’s the big deal?” you might be asking. “We’ve see her naked a million times before.” Well, you’re not wrong, but at the same time, the Thérèse official music video is kind of Maya Hawke’s nude debut. For all the times we could have seen Robin Buckley nude in Stranger Things, the nude scene we were all waiting for ended up happening not long after the end of Season 4. That said, there is one last seasons of Stranger Things due to come out, and if the gods are kind, at least one of the episodes is going to contain a three way lesbian sex scene between Maya Hawke, Sadie Sink, and Natalia Dyer (and yes, they have all been of age for a very long time).

Incidentally, Maya Hawke co-starred with Sadie Sink in the Fear Street trilogy as well, which, in its parody and/or homage to 90s and 70s slasher horrors, really missed a trick by giving us no nudity whatsoever. As for other source that did, and before Thérèse, there was actually one other music video that featured Maya Hawke’s nipple for all of a handful of frames. I’m not going to make a whole post about it because that literally is all of the nude content there is in it, but if you either scroll down or click here, you can see what is probably the best frame from it. If the title of this page didn’t give it away, the music video in question is Generous Heart, which is of course available in full on YouTube as well.

One more source where we can see quite a lot of Maya Hawke nude is in those paparazzi pics, which include photos of her with her one piece swimsuit rolled down, exposing her breasts completely, while she’s chilling at the beach with her mom, Uma Thurman. I’ll refer you to Uncle Scoopy for more on that. Then we got some see-throughs and stuff in photography shoots, but who the hell cares about that? The ass men among you will, I imagine, care very much about the first time we got a good look at Maya Hawke’s ass in the To Love a Boy music video, the full version of which is, as with all the others, available on Maya’s YouTube. Oh, and I know at least one of you is going to want to bring up Human Capital as her nude debut. I haven’t forgotten about it. I just don’t believe in counts, and deep down, you know you don’t either.

So long gone are the days when you had to fap to Maya Hawke, hot and wet but with barely a left nipple peaking through as in Generous Heart or in what is technically a nude scene but one that gives us very little material as Human Capital did. Now we have Thérèse. In Thérèse, Maya and friends are out in the woods one night having an orgy or something. Then the police arrive and handcuff all of them because… Anyway, all the naked female orgy-goers (yes, the men have all vanished at this stage) stand up with their hand cuffed behind their backs and their tits exposed and walk towards the camera for quite a while.

Watching Maya Hawke’s boobs bouncing rhythmically as she walks and sings topless is just the remedy I needed today, and may there be many more such offerings (I’m looking at you, Netflix). Before anyone says it, I’ll be the first to admit my color correction on this one was subpar, to say the least. I took a shortcut; it didn’t pan out. I tried to correct on top of it; the improvement was minimal. By that point, I was far too fatigued to go back and start it from the beginning, so enjoy what we’ve got here, and remember that you can still see the completely undoctored Maya Hawke naked shots from Thérèse in the official music video.