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Natasha Gregson Wagner Naked – Lost Highway – Blu ray

I watched Lost Highway for the first time recently for pretty much the reason you would expect, so I was naturally surprised (pleasantly, of course) with the bonus offering of Natasha Gregson Wagner naked. This is by no means the only chance we’ve ever gotten to see the Los Angeles native in the nude, but for what it’s worth, Lost Highway is the first film in which we see her naked.

Released in the same year were Quiet Days in Hollywood – which gave us our first look at her ass, but sadly nothing more unless you count some nippleless sideboob and a heavily obscured shower scene – and First Love, Last Rites, a film in which both she and her breasts had starring roles. The year after that gave use significantly more nudity from the actress through her roles in Modern Vampires and Another Day in Paradise, but 1998 ended and a titty hiatus began.

It took almost a whole decade and a half to see Natasha Gregson Wagner nude again, and that was when A Kiss and a Promise came out, which included a sex scene that itself included her bare boobs being rubbed. Which brings us full circle all the way back to this scene right here from Lost Highway, where she takes her sweater off in a car, no bra underneath, and gets her tits molested by the feller she’s with. It’s not a very long scene, but I would be remiss not to cover it on my visit of Lost Highway, even though the big draw for most is, of course, the infamous forced strip scene with Patricia Arquette. For now, though, enjoy Natasha Gregor Watson naked in the gallery below.

Nora-Jane Noone Naked – The Magdalene Sisters – HD Stream

God knows we took a lot of detours to get here, but we finish our tour of The Magdalene Sisters with a fap to the lovely Nora-Jane Noone naked. Not only is she my favorite of the lot – although I certainly feel treated with a lineup like we have in this scene – but she is also one of the first actresses I covered all the way back in the glory days of faptuary.net. A lot has changed since then. For starters, this is what the frame closest to the image directly about this paragraph looked like back in those humble times. But the only difference is that back then I just had the DVD whereas now I can stream it in HD, right? I don’t know. You tell me. This here is what the frame looks like in HD but without any further editing on my part. For reference, here is the full frame with all my color correction.

I’m not suggesting my work on this nude scene is my magnum opus – no, that would be the world famous Alexandra Daddario nude scene (for now) – but I am nonetheless extremely proud of what I’ve been able to accomplish in brining this nude scene to even more life. In fact, even when I thought I was done, I wasn’t done. Some more astute observers among you may notice that the shots look different here and in the Dorothy Duffy post compared to the posts for Eileen Walsh and Anne-Marie Duff. This is the kind of obsessive wank I get up to when the studios refuse to release one of my favorite nude scenes of all time on blu ray.

We get blessed with Nora-Jane Noone nude for the same reasons stated in the other three posts. The short version for those who aren’t interested in going through those is that Nora and friends are inmates at a nun’s convent laundry or something. They are being punished for reasons unknown, and true to real life, the nuns responsible for punishing the wayward girls are extremely sadistic and have a penchant for humiliation. This means forcing all the women to get completely naked, run in place, and then have degrading competitions over the girls’ private parts. Nora’s character, Bernadette, is the runner up for the hairiest bush award. I suppose, by extension, Nora-Jane Noone herself is since there is only one potential merkin in the entire lineup (I’m looking at you, Anne-Marie). That’s right, fully natural hairy pussies here. The film is set in the mid-20th century, so I respect them going for full authenticity, even down to the pubic hair.

The significance of Nora-Jane Noone topless in The Magdalene Sisters stretches beyond how fappable her body looks in the scene itself. You see, this movie is her very first acting role, so naturally it’s also her very first nude scene. You know what else it is? Her very last nude scene. And now that two full decades have passed since The Magdalene Sisters came out, I find it unlikely that that’s going to change. Don’t get me wrong, I hope we do get tons more Nora-Jane Noone nude scenes in the future, but I don’t want to hold out too much hope for something so unlikely. Is it weird that the Irish actress has held so firm on her no nudity policy all this time considering how exceptionally graphic and gratuitous her nude scene here is? Sure, but I’m glad that we got at least this. Almost makes it sweeter.

So there you have it, my present to everyone who watched The Descent and Doomsday and found themselves thinking just how much they’d like to see Nora-Jane Noone naked. By the way, I’ve found her career quite difficult to stay on top of due to her somewhat eccentric selection of projects, so if I have or perhaps in the future end up missing a lewd scene or, dare I suggest it, a full on Nora-Jane Noone nude scene, please do let me know by dropping a comment, hitting up the contact page, or shooting me a tweet at the official Twitter page.

Kelly Brook Naked – Survival Island aka Three – HD Stream

I’ve been holding back on covering a post of Kelly Brook naked all the way back since 2012, when the .NET days began. The reasoning being that of all the nude scenes she’s done in film and television, the ones in Survival Island were the only ones I consider gratuitous enough for a satisfying fap. Sure, we got a Kelly Brook sex scene in Metal Hurlant Chronicles, but as far as actual nudity goes, we got a bit of sideboob with some barely visible nipple. Then there was the skinny dipping scene in Piranha 3D, and that one wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t the best at showcasing our English rose’s natural assets.

So why wait this long to post the Survival Island nude scenes then? The answer is because I was always sure that a blu ray release was just around the corner. Yes, all the way back to 2012, I thought there was no point covering, say, the DVD version of it because the blu ray would be better when it came out. But it never did. Still hasn’t. And that perplexed me so much because the DVD was all the rage. Everyone and their grandmother had it, and everyone and their grandmother fapped to it. The fact that the production company didn’t take this as their cue to release it in full HD is bizarre. Except they kind of did…

You can enjoy Kelly Brook nude in Survival Island in full HD from Amazon or any of the other streaming services that carry the film. It would obviously be of much better quality if it was a blu ray, but having watched it in HD for the first time a few days ago, this blows my old DVD out of the water a million times over. And so I decided that I wasn’t going to wait for the day that never comes any longer and would instead pour my efforts into editing the HD stream into the crispest, clearest, most fappable final product I can get. I’m not displeased with my final result. On a side note, rewatching the movie from start to finish for the first time in a million years, I’m not displeased with movie itself either. Yeah, even when she’s not nude, Kelly Brook is in a bikini pretty much throughout the whole thing, which ain’t bad, but also, I forgot just how good the movie was. Even the acting is phenomenal. We’ve got ham sandwich Billy Zane as one of the leads alongside Page 3 girl Kelly Brook, who I only learned the other day for the first time actually attended the prestigious Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts. I have no clue why everyone had such a fucking problem with it – plebs.

The first time we see Kelly Brook topless in Survival Island is during a sex scene right near the beginning of the film. She’s riding cowgirl with her wrists bound and over her head, and even though the camera starts out behind her, her boobs are so big and majestic, that you can clearly see them as they thrash side to side, all but wrapping around her torso with each swing. The teasing doesn’t last long. The very next shot is from the side, giving a great profile shot of her left breast and big eraser nipple. In fact, her nips are diamond hard throughout the movie, even though she’s supposed to be stranded on a tropical island. Hollywood knows which little details to focus on when doing nudity in films, although “little” definitely isn’t the word here. Kelly’s got herself some really voluminous, meaty nipples.

It’s not all happy news for Kelly Brook’s tits, though. In fact, their constant appearance in Survival Island led to a lawsuit. I’m not entirely sure what Kelly was thinking would happen when she filmed them, but neither her nor Billy Zane, who played her husband in the movie but was her fiancé in real life, were happy with the nudity that was to air. But then it went live anyway, and everyone spent the next two decades fapping to Kelly Brook nudes. Just a quick note to clear up any confusion: This movie is also known as Three in some markets. I’ve heard so many mixed messages about why it’s called this somewhere and that elsewhere that I’m not even going to bother to continue with that topic any further. So buckle up – or rather, get your buckle open – and enjoy the gallery below of Kelly Brook naked.

Christina Ricci Naked – After.Life – Blu ray

Watching Christina Ricci naked in movies was one of the things that made the first decade of the new millennium worth living. Indeed, when I think of the 00s, I think of nu metal, three quarter shorts, and Christina Ricci nude on the television screen – DVD if you were lucky; VHS otherwise. Anyone that has been following (and fapping to) her career knows that we have since been blessed with blu ray releases of even some of her earlier work, which meant enjoying the nudity in crisp high definition. I can tell you for free that teenage me would have probably died of bliss if someone told him that in a decade, all of his favorite nude scenes would start getting full HD releases. Of course, we’re at the stage now when full HD nudity is becoming the minimum acceptable standard and what is currently accepted as the impressive resolution is 4K ultra HD 2160p. Truly the relentless march of technology.

There is a bit of a dark side to it all, though. Sure, it starts off with borderline-innocent (but more borderline than innocent) stories of a barely legal Christina partying with an even younger Gaby Hoffman and Courtney Love (yes, the Courtney Love of playing-guitar-naked-on-stage fame) and being dragged by the latter to casinos and strip clubs. Then you get to the darker stuff like not getting the lead roles during the romantic comedy era because she was typecast as the emotionally dead – or, in the case of this film, literally dead – goth girl that exists to get naked. The New York Times article even appears to confirm that Christina Ricci had breast reduction surgery at the age of 19 “because she couldn’t stand the way people talked about her body.” This is certainly news to me since for the bulk of her adult career, the Santa Monica-born actress has denied multiple times ever having plastic surgery to make her boobs smaller, or so the meme goes. People have certainly been guessing that she’s had a boob job (anti-boob job?) for ages. I guess your tits can only shrink so much before people start being suspicious that it’s not weight loss alone causing it.

Even so, this seems not to have distracted from the cornucopia of Christina Ricci nude scenes, which continue to carry legends of their own. In a very recent episode of Variety’s Actors on Actors, the actress told Sydney Sweeney of a movie in which she was pretty much naked for the entire time and remained naked between shots of nude scenes. Something about looping the awkwardness all the way around to being not awkward again, a set of experiences which the Independent have linked quite appropriately to a more direct interview with the Euphoria actress. In the Variety interview, Christina Ricci doesn’t actually say which movie she is talking about. Some commenters have assumed that the movie in question is Black Snake Moan. I can understand why. It’s one of my favorite movies to beat my meat to… I mean to enjoy the natural beauty of the human form… to. But I have another theory. I’m a lot more confident that the movie in question, the one in which Christina Ricci was naked through much of the shooting, was none other than After.Life.

Everyone knows all about the endless scenes in Black Snake Moan of Christina Ricci, sexy in a Confederate crop top and daisy dukes, or even just the crop top and a pair of stained white panties… or even just the white panties and a heavy metal chain. And there were nude scenes in that too. Oh good Lord, were there nude scenes in Black Snake Moan. But you see, the reason I thought that didn’t fit with her description in the interview is because in that movie, she is dressed in very skimpy, barely-there clothing for just about the entirety of the film, but she’s only actually naked for short bursts of it. So flip the calendar forward two years to 2009, and you have a very different movie that did not get quite as much fanfare. I’m of course once again talking about the psychological horror-thriller tittysploitation film that is After.Life.

After.Life starts with a Christina Ricci sex scene and the kind of gratuitous, in-your-face nudity in that pretty much sets the stage for the rest of it. Man, do we see a lot of Christina Ricci nude in it. More to the point, for the entire sort of middle-to-end part of the movie, her character just does not wear clothes. Like, she’s completely nude throughout the whole part of the film. That situation begins, almost fetishistically, with Liam Neeson’s funeral home mortician-person-serial killer character cutting her flimsy red dress off with a pair of scissors while she lies on her back on a mortuary slab, exposing her naked body for a camera that does not attempt to hide much (other than her pussy, I’m sad to report).

Big props to the lighting team too, because if you thought seeing Christina Ricci boobs in a thematically dark movie about death meant literal shadows everywhere, you couldn’t be more wrong. In fact, she is so damn well lit, that it’s almost like those scenes were made solely for titillation purposes. But they totally weren’t. I know I always say that as a joke, but in this case, they actually weren’t. Why do I say this? Because After.Life was written and directed by Polish filmmaker Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo in what is, quite impressively, her debut offering. I have said it time and time again, and now I’m going to say it once more: I don’t understand why this is such a recurring theme – I well and truly cannot make sense of it – but women write and women direct many of the best nude scenes in film and television. If anyone has any insight into why this is, please do share, because it’s one of the most counterintuitive phenomena I’ve encountered in a very long time.

After.Life might actually also be the only film where you can see the heavenly sculpture that is Christina Ricci ass unburdened by any textiles. From Prozac Nation to Z and everything between, I can’t think of a single nude scene that she’s done that has her ass on display, so this one has to win bonus points for that at least. Before anyone makes an Addams Family comment (she was underage, so, like, don’t), Netflix and Tim Burton did indeed team up to revive the franchise, and Christina Ricci is actually in it, but not playing Wednesday Addams, apparently. She’s not playing Morticia either, who will be played by none other than Catherine Zeta-Jones, who seems to have the inhuman power of preventing any of her nude scenes from being released in formats that aren’t the most substandard of standard definition. You know who thankfully doesn’t have that power? Look through this gallery of Christina Ricci naked in After.Life and take a guess.

Tamara Tunie Naked – The Devil’s Advocate – Blu ray

In all the time I’d been watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, I never thought that there was ever any footage in existence of Tamara Tunie naked. She just never struck me as that sort of actress, and to be fair, this is her only nude scene, so my assessment wasn’t that far off. The interesting thing was that I was more than aware of The Devil’s Advocate. After all, how could I not be. The film contains some great nudity from Danish beauty Connie Nielsen and, of course, the amazing full frontal nude scene with Charlize Theron, which, by the way, continues to be the only full frontal nude scene the South African actress has ever done.

Perhaps this is why the nude scene with Tamara Tunie was so easily forgotten – by me, but also by many others, as I found out when I began digging into this issue. It appears to be the same effect that haunts Lili Simmons throughout her career. First she had about six million nude scenes in Cinemax’s Banshee (and yes, that is Homelander you’re seeing on that page), but that got overshadowed by the glorious full frontal shot of Ivana Milicevic coming out of the bath, soapy pussy lips glistening. Then Lili Simmons had a nude scene in the first season of True Detective. Unfortunately for her, that was the very same season that included not only Alexandra Daddario’s first nude scene, but perhaps one of the greatest nude scenes in film and television history. I’m not even going to mention her nude scene in Power Book IV: Force because for all it gets advertised, I’ve yet to meet anyone that’s actually watching it. Maybe I’m missing out. Let me know if I am, but if what is to date the lone nude scene from a named actress, Jessica Raine, in this case, in Becoming Elizabeth is anything to go by, Starz have lost their touch for rampant and gratuitous nudity compared to the glory days of Spartacus.

The Tamara Tunie nude scene in The Devil’s Advocate seems to have gone the same way. The irony being that Dr. Melinda Warner has been on fappers’ hit list for spunks since her first appearance in the second season of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, but this nude scene precedes that by a whopping three years. Perhaps another factor in it slipping under the radar so well is that it is significantly more subtle than the other two nude scenes in the film. No bodies covered in cuts and blood and no demonic transformations from Tamara.

Just kidding. Tamara Tunie totally does transform into a demon creature just after the end of her nude scene. I cut this video so long ago that I don’t even remember whether her tits are still on screen during her demonic transformation, but I seem to have left that part out of the clip. That tells me that either there was no nudity visible or the shot was just too off-putting to include. That said, if it’s the latter, maybe I’m cheating some of the demon face fetishists among you out of a great fap, and I can only apologize for that.

If you’re reading this while this post is still fresh, keep an eye on the main page for the other nude scenes from The Devil’s Advocate to be posted, and if they already have by the time you see this, you can follow the links to them here and here. For now, here’s Tamara Tunie naked in her only nude scene to date.