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Jenna Harrison Naked – Chimera Strain – HD Stream

You could be forgiven for thinking that we would never see Jenna Harrison naked again after 2007. After all, she made her nude debut at the same time she made her first ever film debut back in 2001 with My Brother Tom, which is also the only time she has done any full frontal nudity on the screen. That was followed up with a tender two years later by Cambridge Spies, which was a BBC miniseries, and we all know what that means. I would like to take this opportunity to once again thank British TV license payers for funding so many great nude scenes that we would not otherwise see.

Fast-forward another four years to 2007, and we have Natasha, which was everyone thought was going to be the last time we were going to see Jenna Harrison nude. And I suppose it wasn’t to be a bad send-off. There are group shower scenes, lesbian sex scenes, all the kinds of things you’d want to do to go out with a bang – both figuratively and literally. And so fappers lay dormant. For eleven painful years, we lay in wait for something that we thought would never happen. But then it did. In 2018, Chimera Strain came out. Now of all the nudity in the movie, I thought that it would just be more tease from Jenna since it was never her that got naked, until…

The first Jenna Harrison nude scene since 2007 appears within the last 10 minutes of Chimera Strain. I have to give the filmmakers credit. They really know how to build up just enough tension to get viewers to the point where we’re convinced that the nude scene we want the most isn’t coming, and then it comes (and so do we). I don’t want to give too many spoilers, so I won’t go into why everything is happening, just describe events that are already visible in the video above and screencaps below. Jenna’s character begins undressing in front of an incinerator or furnace. First it’s just down to bra, and at this stage, we’re kind of thinking that’s where it’s going to end. Then she pulls her pants down and she’s wearing nothing but the bra. This view is from the side, so you can’t really see anything explicit at this stage, and again, you’re probably thinking that this is as far as it’s going to get.

The payload finally hits when she takes her bra off, giving us the view of Jenna Harrison topless that we’ve been waiting for so long. There is then a shot from inside the furnace (I hope the camera was well insulated), with which we get a front-on look at her tits as the intensity of the fire fluctuates. She then turns around to run off, with a ceremonious shot of ass to tide us over. We’re treated to a distant shot of Jenna running completely naked between two large buildings. I’m sorry to say that even in HD, there is too much distance between her and the camera for any hard details (apart from the one in my trousers, of course) to be made out. Maybe when Chimera Strain gets a 4K release, we’ll be surprised by just how much nudity is hiding beneath the pixels.

The last bit is like something out of a medical fetish porn video. We get to enjoy Jenna Harrison naked again as she runs through a medical lab completely nude, her tits bouncing with wild abandon. She then lays down on a metal medical slab, on her back, of course, so that her nips are never concealed, and gets injected by a giant… thing from a machine. Am I satisfied? Damn right, I am. While not old by any stretch, the first time there was a Jenna Harrison nude scene was when she was 19 years old, and time is cruel. Not for her, though. The Norfolk actress has aged like the finest of wines and still looks incredible, firm breasts and all.

Ullie Birve Naked – Epsilon aka Alien Visitor – HD Stream

Is it weird that the only place where you can see Ullie Birve naked is in a PG-13 film? Is it even weirder that she has not one, not two, but a whole three full frontal nude scenes in said PG-13 film? Yes, it absolutely is, and I love it. PG-13 nudity is the best thing ever because it’s so natural, so seamless. These are the kinds of nude scenes that separate titty films from porn in the strongest way possible, and when the nude scenes in them are full frontal, all that much better. I’m talking about the film that was originally released in Australia in 1997 as Epsilon and worldwide as Alien Visitor.

So under what circumstances do we get graced with an Ullie Birve nude scene in this film? Well, the answer, naturally, is that she is an alien. That’s not an immigration comment; she is literally a literal alien from outer space. The fact that she looks exactly like a human woman is quite fortuitous for us when combined with that she doesn’t understand the point of wearing clothes. Until the other main character forces her to get dressed, she sort of just walks around naked everywhere. It’s funny because this reminded me of one of my favorite (for obvious reasons) tropes, so I decided to look up the Innocent Fanservice Girl trope on TV Tropes, and indeed, this very film is mentioned right in there as an example of it.

The somewhat bad news is that this nudity is “tastefully done”, so all in all, we get less than a minute of Ullie Birve nude in the truest, most visible sense on screen. I’m not complaining, of course, and the implied nudity lasts closer to 5 minutes, so if you can get your rocks off to that, then enjoy. The first proper nude scene is a bit of a taster. We see the Australian actress naked head to toe while standing in the middle of a desert. Unfortunately, this shot is from a fair distance, so details aren’t as great as can be. The positive here is that it is very well lit, which cannot be said for the rest of her nude scenes in the sci-fi film.

We’re then teased with many opportunities to see Ullie Birve topless at least, but alas, the camera cuts to above her nipples every time. At this stage, you would certainly be forgiven for thinking that the distant full frontal is the best you’re going to get, which makes what happens next that much more satisfying. In spite of being, once again, a PG-13 film, we get a shot of our alien visitor walking walking toward the camera completely naked and with everything on show. Allow me to qualify that. Not only do we get full bush. Yes, full hairy beaver. But we also get to marvel at her big tits as they bounce and sway to her walk.

Our naked alien visitor then gets forcibly dressed by Captain Cockblock, but don’t worry, this isn’t the end of it. She gets pissed off once she finds out that she is on Earth (understandable; I get angry every morning I wake up on this cursed planet), and begins destroying his camp. She’s only wearing a man’s shirt at this stage, so suffice it to say, her hairy pussy and ass make many an appearance as she thrashes about for half a minute. I know there are guys out there that love to see Australian celebs nude, so hopefully this obscure little piece of Outback cinema gives you that fix. Below are all the screencaps of Ullie Birve naked.

Jessica Biel Naked – Powder Blue – Blu ray

There has only been one movie with Jessica Biel naked, and that’s Powder Blue. I’m starting out with that fact because it’s a controversial stance, but I really don’t see it as such. Movies where she is technically naked but you don’t see anything don’t count in my books. The closest we get is the USA Network series The Sinner, wherein we see ass while she’s taking a shower as a police officer watches. It goes without saying, being an American network television show, no nipples are visible at any point. Even Easy Virtue, which had a scene with multiple pussy flashes from Kimberley Nixon, didn’t include any nude scenes from its main star.

So we come back to Powder Blue, a movie with the mouth-watering premise of Jessica Biel as a stripper. The strip club is featured multiple times, so in theory, we have many excuses to see Jessica Biel naked. Ironically, only one of the three nude scenes she does in the film is in the strip club, but there’s tons of footage of her in skimpy outfits and some borderline fetish gear, if that’s what you’re into. That’s about the end of the eroticism in the movie. The rest of her role is exceptionally depressing, to the point that I actually almost struggled to fap to her nude scenes. Almost. Got there in the end, though.

The first time we see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue is not the first time she does an exotic dance at the strip club. There’s at least one tease scene before that involving the aforementioned exposing clothing. The actual nude scene we got is the one that went down in history. She walks onto the stage in a black cape-robe-thing and flashes her ass a few times before taking it off (the cape, not her ass). The striptease then continues on for a little bit before she takes her top off. Now, at this stage, if it was your first time watching the movie, you might think that it’s just more tease because we see this from the back, but it’s not. The camera very quickly goes to the front, where we see Jessica Biel naked for the first time.

So you’re a film director and you have Jessica Biel topless in front of a camera. What do you have her do? The answer is obviously (apparently) to have her pour hot wax down her back and then splash more hot wax onto her bare breasts while creepy geezers watch. And because that didn’t meet the director’s quota for sexual fetishes, the next part has her realize her incredible shame, begin crying, and cover up her tits so that no one can see them… while on the stage at a strip club full of men with no other purpose to be there than to stare at her naked body. I found the scene reminiscent of the forced stripping and covering of private parts by Catherine Walker in A Dark Song, which I suspect scratched the same penis itch for a lot of coomers out there.

In two shorter scenes, we get to see Jessica Biel’s ass and her breasts again from the side as Eddie Redmayne pulls her shirt over her head before an off-screen sex scene. The aforementioned ass scene gives quite a decent shot for a nice amount of time, so you don’t even need to rely on the freeze frame. As one final point, each time the film has Jessica Biel naked, the shots are very dark and, in the case of the stripping scene, lit with an exceptionally red light. I’ve made an effort at color correcting it (and then some), but I suspect the whole thing was shot in digital since this resulted in considerable artifacts. Nonetheless, I believe it’s an improvement over the original, so enjoy Jessica Biel nude like you’ve never seen her before.

Camila Cabello Naked – The One Show – HD Stream

She’s neither an actress nor any sort of e-girl, so most people probably didn’t hold up hope of ever seeing Camila Cabello naked. Well, as is often the case, the BBC is responsible for this nude debut. Yes, it’s true. Even when the BBC aren’t trying to do nude scenes, they still manage to manifest nude debuts for actresses and other celebrities. In fact, this has become such a ridiculously prolific meme in my travels, that I’m officially creating a BBC tag to put all of these wonderful additions to fappers’ catalogs in one place.

The Camila Cabello nipslip that will likely haunt her for the rest of her career – which, incidentally, has almost certainly spiked because of this – happened on The One Show, a BBC One evening program hosted by Alex Jones. Make of that what you will. The Cuban-American singer stands up at one point to demonstrate some dance moves from her home as broadcast via live stream. When trying to get her hair out of the way (or something), she hitches onto her top with a finger and pulls her entire shirt to the side, flashing her right boob. If you’re going to ask about proportions, the answer is yes, her entire right nipple and areola are visible.

This appearance of Camila Cabello nude is certainly a blessing, but what is perhaps most fortuitous is the quality of her stream into the show. It is absolutely pixel perfect. Not a single stutter in the framerate while her tit is visible. I don’t know how many angels were watching over fappers worldwide to make everything come together this perfectly. Frankly, I wonder to what extent the whole situation was intentional. I mean, she was wearing a very dangerous shirt, no bra, and she even commented after the fact that she declined nipple covers for the interview. But why overthink it? Whatever serendipity did or didn’t happen, the outcome is that we finally got to see Camila Cabello nude.

Kimberley Nixon Naked – Cherrybomb, Easy Virtue, and Ordinary Lies – Blu ray and HD Stream

How does one go about seeing Kimberly Nixon naked? The fact that this post contains not only more than one feature, but an entire three, should tell you how much of a challenge this perilous adventure is. It is normally against my religion to commit organizational sins of this magnitude, but this perky little daffodil just does not get naked very often. But more importantly, when we do get the rare Kimberley Nixon nude scene, to call the nudity fleeting would be polite. The Welsh actress’ nude scenes tend to only contain a few frames of nudity throughout. I’m not exaggerating. The frames and clips on this page may paint a clear picture, but if you actually watch the two movies and the TV series contained herein, you’ll see it truly all is very blink-and-you’ll-miss-it.

I’ll start with Cherrybomb for two reasons. The first reason is that, clocking in at a princely 4 seconds, this movie contains the most amount of time that you can see Kimberly Nixon naked. The second reason is that the movie is a spinoff of the beloved Harry Potter franchise, telling the story of Ron Weasley moving to Northern Ireland after Hogwarts to work in a leisure center. Apparently he was disappointed with those Emma Watson nude leaks that totally weren’t staged to revitalize her dying career. Seriously, what is with actresses waiting until the spotlight has left them to get their tits out in unglamorous ways. It didn’t work for Neve Campbell, and it obviously didn’t work for Emma Watson, nude for the first time, though she was. But I digress.

The Kimberley Nixon nude scene in Cherrybomb is a bit controversial because for a number of the shots, her face isn’t in at the same time as her tits. If you’re happy to take my word for it, I’ve done some digging and comparisons, and I can tell you that it definitely is Kimberley Nixon nude in Cherrybomb, not a body double. The next movie we’re going to learn about (by which I mean fap to) is Easy Virtue. Jessica Biel is in that one as the lead, but sadly, she has no nude scene, so we’ll have to keep on fapping to her role as a stripper in Powder Blue. She does, however, join Kimberley’s character in doing a can-can on stage while wearing no underwear! No, I’m teasing again. Jessica Biel wears underwear, but Kimberley Nixon’s hairy pussy gets flashed multiple times. I’m sorry to say that I can’t confirm with 100% certainty whether we’re looking at a merkin or not. I don’t want to dash any hopes or ruin any orgasms, so I won’t voice any guesswork on the topic.

Now, there’s one other feature that you can see Kimberley Nixon topless in. I’d like to heartily thank and commend The Topless Review and their British Nudity Database for listing this in their database. There was an absolutely accidental nipple flash in the second episode of the second season of BBC series, Ordinary Lies. The show is not listed as having nudity, although BBC productions seem to make up about half the posts I cover here anyway, so it’s almost not surprising that this slipped through the editors’ cracks. At this stage, I might even make a tag for all of them (EDIT: promises made, promises kept). If you slow it way down, her left areola is visible in an entire four frames, and her actual nipple is seen in two. TWO! But hey, a nude scene is a nude scene, intentional or not.

For a consolation prize, I’ve included the lewd scenes of Kimberley Nixon making a bikini out of her bra and panties to swim and shiver in. You can find more lewd Kimberleys in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where she’s seen padding her bra to make her breasts look bigger, and Wild Child, where she’s sunbathing in a bikini for a while. Neither of those movies have nudity from her or anyone else, but we’re already in grasping-for-straws territory, so why not branch out? As for the movies where we actually do get Kimberley Nixon naked, breakdown of screencaps below.

Ordinary Lies

Easy Virtue

Cherrybomb