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Alison Brie Naked – Horse Girl – 4K Stream

When I decided to cover Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl, I knew I had to do something special. Those of you who are familiar with my work know that all of the nude scenes I post are color corrected through such a complex, multi-faceted process, that even calling it color correction belies the scope of the work that goes into them. With Horse Girl, however, I had another layer to add to that. I really struggled to find any captures of the nude scenes from Horse Girl in 4K Ultra HD anywhere on the internet. I found AI upscales of the scene where we see Alison Brie nude while walking through a craft store, but that’s just not the same thing. AI upscales do pull detail out of nowhere, meaning that any nudity you’re seeing isn’t fully part of the original naked body. That said, it seems to work better on stills, as evidenced by my own little hackjobs of Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke.

I’m not against an AI upscale from Full HD to Ultra HD for the Horse Girl nudes on principle alone. No, the main reason I find it objectionable is because the film is literally available in 4K resolution from Netflix without any upscaling tomfoolery. Since posting nude scenes from film and television like they’ve never been seen before is what I go for anyway, posting up Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl in Ultra HD 4k 2160p resolution for the first time just seems like the right thing to do. And then, naturally, all of my usual gamut of color correction went on top of that to make the nudity that much clearer and more fappable.

Horse Girl is actually not the first feature that we see Alison Brie nude in, although to be fair, it is the only other of two. The Community actress’ first nude scenes were in the Netflix series about women’s professional wrestling GLOW. I suppose it’s interesting that every time she’s been nude on screen it’s always been a Netflix feature, considering the streaming company is fairly cagey with nudity generally. Some of you are going to bring up the alleged Alison Brie nude scenes in Born from all the way back in 2007. There is some controversy about whether that was really her or a body double, which is always a question when you can’t see the actress’ face at the same time as you can see her tits, but there needn’t be. Alison Brie herself has confirmed in a tweet that they used not one but a whole two body doubles for her in Born.

Other than the leaks, which I’m not going to comment on, we do get a quick flash of Alison Brie boobs – or rather, a whole lot of boobs and a quick flash of nip – in her 2012 lingerie photoshoot with GQ. In it, she keeps on trying to pull Gillian Jacobs’ bra off, only to reveal a new one underneath. Alison’s nip does fall out in the process, though. Since that predates Horse Girl, GLOW, and the leaked nudes that shall not be mentioned (again), GQ are actually responsible for the first time we saw Alison Brie naked ever. Thanks, GQ. Gentlemen indeed.

Horse Girl actually contains an Alison Brie sex scene that gets forgotten so often, that even I did a double-take when I rewatched the movie recently and it came up. The other lewd scene, because she’s not completely naked, that people overlook is the one where she’s in a sweater and panties and pulls her sweater up to examine her bruises. We get some pretty sweet underboob there. The scene that everyone of course knows is included here below, which is where she has a moment of psychosis and walks out of a shower that may or may not be real through the floor of the store where she works while completely nude as the customers look on confused. She then snaps out of it, panics, and covers herself up with some fabric, which I can only assume her employer took out of her pay after she got abducted by aliens. Spoiler alert or something. Enjoy the gallery of Alison Brie nude in Horse Girl.

Tanaya Beatty Naked – Crimes of the Future – 4K Stream

I didn’t really expect to see Tanaya Beatty naked when I watched Crimes of the Future. I’d picked up the movie in 4K to see the Lea Seydoux nude scene. It’s not that I haven’t seen Lea naked in pretty much every other movie she’s done, and occasionally full frontal as well, but I’ve had a thing for her ever since I covered Farewell, My Queen back in the .NET days, and I wasn’t going to stop now. So imagine my surprise when I’m watching the movie and out of absolutely nowhere, Rachel Black from the Twilight Saga takes all of her clothes off and is rocking quite a delectable bush.

For those with more contemporary tastes in film and television, Tanaya Beatty played Avery the stripper in Yellowstone. The irony there, of course, being that even though her character is a stripper (like with marines, there’s no such thing as a former stripper), she never really has a nude scene in Yellowstone. There was that one shot where she takes her top off and the camera is kind of behind her, but sideboob without nipple is no sideboob at all. There’s a second layer of irony in that Paramount Network aren’t particularly shy about including nude scenes in the show, so who the hell knows what was behind this decision.

Maybe neither the actress nor the world were ready for a Tanaya Beatty nude scene. We do have Through Black Spruce, which the Canadian actress had both a starring role and a nude scene in, but the nudity in that one is so dark and obscured, that I’m not convinced that even a solid round of color correction can increase the fappability factor to acceptable levels. I guess most people who have been jonesing for it have been settling for searching for Tanaya Beatty bikini pictures on Google Images for their fix, but that is no longer necessary.

Not only do we see Tanaya Beatty topless in Crimes of the Future, but we see her completely nude as well. The full frontal part doesn’t last that long, but as she finishes undressing and walks up to a weird biomechanical surgery coffin thing (Cronenberg, lol), she flashes her hairy pussy for a solid handful of frames. For much of the rest of the scene, she’s reclining with her co-worker and potential lesbian lover, played by Nadia Litz, and it’s mostly tits we see, but if you’re one of those foot men, you’re in for a special treat here too. Curiously, no ass in this scene. Not even in the entire movie, I think. Anyway, enjoy Tanaya Beatty nude in Crimes of the Future below.

Jennifer Lawrence Naked – Red Sparrow – 4K Blu ray

I can’t possibly tell you how long this post showcasing Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow has been in the works. It might literally have surpassed half a year. Like the Aisling Knight post, this is one where I never end up fully satisfied with the color correction and revisit it every month or two to touch it up. I thought the time had come for this one. I’ve been working on it yesterday and today, and while I don’t think I’ve achieved any sort of perfection nor anything even close here, I’ve been staring at different arrangements of J-Law’s tits for so long now that I reckon it’s time to settle on a final result and unleash it on the world.

This release kind of accidentally ended up being timed with a bit even in Jennifer Lawrence’s life too. She welcomed her first baby recently, thought she allegedly was pregnant leading up to that, so I doubt this came as a surprise to anyone other than me, because it’s been that long since I’ve kept up. And speaking of falling behind, I also finally watched the coincidentally appropriately titled Mother! today. For a look behind the curtain, I was planning to cover Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scenes in Mother! today as a sort of entrée for this post, the big one, on Sunday. The nude scenes in Mother! were going to be the starter because I’d always heard that they were quite brief. That turned out to be truer than I could ever have guessed.

We see Jennifer Lawrence nude in Mother! for no more than a handful of frames. And even then, she’s moving really fast, so the goods aren’t crystal clear. And even then, “the goods” consists of her nips that peek out from above the neckline of her top. She might as well be covered in a burqa outside of that. Now, I haven’t been living under a rock. I had heard that for her nude debut, Jennifer Lawrence’s nude scene in Mother! was quite underwhelming. I just couldn’t have imagined how underwhelming it could be. It was so brief, that the first shot came and went, and I wasn’t even sure whether I saw anything. I actually had to go back and scrub through frame by frame in VLC to confirm that a nipple did indeed appear.

As underwhelming as that must have been back in 2017, only a year later, we all got treated to some proper shots of Jennifer Lawrence topless when Red Sparrow came out. In it, she plays a Russian ballerina that breaks her ankle when Wile E. Coyote spreads Acme chicken grease over her stage and then gets recruited as an FSB agent – J-Law, that is, not Wile E. Coyote. Then she goes to Budapest to gun down students protesting against Soviet control. Then the movie bleeds into Bridge of Spies for a bit before… see, so much time has passed since I began working on the color correction, that I don’t even remember what the movie was about. The only reminder I get is every time I work on it and just stare at Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs a lot. Speaking of, I’m happy to say we get treated to them at many an angle, from sideboob to frontal and everything in between.

We also get to see the mythical Jennifer Lawrence pussy. I know what you’re thinking. “We already so that during the original Fappening when all the Jennifer Lawrence leaked nudes were all over the internet.” True, but this is different for two reasons. The first reason is that it’s part of a movie rather than a leaked private photo that no one was meant to see. The second reason is that it doesn’t seem like anyone was actually meant to see her pussy lips in Red Sparrow, unlike her hacked nudes that someone was supposed to see (although I’m sure she never intended for it to be the whole internet). I hummed and hawed over whether to give this post the coveted Unscripted Nudity tag, and in the end, I decided to do so on the basis of IMDB suggesting that J-Law’s genitals do not appear in the movie.

In the last nude scene of Red Sparrow, we get to see Jennifer Lawrence tortured nude during an extended enhanced interrogation in some Russian military prison or FSB black site or Vkusno i tochka training ground or something. Again, it’s been a while since I watched the film. The memories aren’t as clear. If the context of this scene was in isolation, I would put it down to the theme of the movie. What I find strange, after watching Mother! for the first time today, is that J-Law has done nude scenes in only two movies in her entire career, and in both of them, she’s being tortured during her nude scenes. Does Jennifer Lawrence have some sort of BDSM fetish? Is she a (not so) secret masochist? Is her next nude scene going to be filmed on a Kink.com porn set?

Normally I’d throw out at least a token comment on what parts of the movie are enjoyable, but (and I promise this is the last time I’m going to bring it up) I just don’t remember much of it. What I can tell you, though, is that if nothing else, it’s definitely worth watching just for the Jennifer Lawrence nudes. And if you want a bit more, there are plenty of lewd scenes as well, in which she’s not naked enough to count as a nude scene but is naked enough to elicit some faps from the viewers, and really, what more could you ask for. Now go on and enjoy all the nude scenes with Jennifer Lawrence naked in Red Sparrow.

Katy Breier Naked – The Boys – 4K Stream

I never thought we were ever going to see Katy Breier naked. Yes, I understand that The Boys is no stranger to nude scenes, but they seem to never be of its main cast. I’m going to lament yet once more that we have been blessed with no nude scene from Queen Maeve, neither in the show nor in Dominique McElligott’s other work (although we do get an unfortunately overdressed women-in-prison scene in this last episode). As for Starlight, Erin Moriarty has done a nude scene elsewhere, so she’s not completely opposed to the practice, but alas, nothing from her in The Boys. Why must Amazon tease us so?

Well, it was about time they made it right, and what better way to do so than to have a scene of an octopus – not an octopus-themed superhero, but an actual octopus – giving a blowjob to The Deep? OK, that in itself is causing very few nuts to bust, although I imagine some hentai fans in the house have just had their week made. The scene does, however, include nudity from The Deep’s weird wife, Cassandra Schwartz. Cassandra is played by, if you haven’t already surmised from the last paragraph, title, and URL, Canadian actress Katy Breier. In spite of her relatively long and sufficiently prolific career, there was never any movie or series that she acted in that included any scenes of Katy Breier nude… until now.

So in what context do we get to see Katy Breier nude in this latest episode of The Boys? So, first of all, I wasn’t joking about the octopus blowjob. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be able to move past it. You’ll try anyway. I believe in you. You’ll do it so you can see Katy’s sideboob and underboob as she rolls over in the bed in which said mollusc sex act is occurring. If you get past that, you will be further rewarded by getting a great view of her delicious ass as she walks away. Is it quite tame as far as nude scenes go? Sure. Is the best we have ever seen and may ever see of Katy Breier naked? Yes and probably, so enjoy.

Jessica Raine Naked – Becoming Elizabeth – 4K Stream

I fear I have failed you all in being the herald of this most wonderful news of Jessica Raine naked on screen for the first time in human history. You see, I’ve been sitting on this footage for over two weeks now. Yes, it’s true, but believe me, I have not been withholding it out of some sick desire to deprive all you good men and lesbos of a delightful fap. No, it’s because Becoming Elizabeth is a series that is produced by Starz. Yes, that Starz. The Starz that brought us Spartacus, the series that perhaps wins the award for most tits and ass on any non-pornography TV series in the history of television. My God, even softcore Cinemax (or, dare I say it, Skinemax) shows had less nudity than Spartacus. That’s the Starz we all know and love. Nudity as far as the eye can see and the cock can take, but funnily enough, better writing than most other networks anyway.

Jessica Raine appeared nude in Becoming Elizabeth in the very first episode. In fact, if memory serves, it was her very first scene in the entire show. It certainly happened a modest five-and-a-half minutes into the pilot episode. There’s about two minutes of nudity from our Nurse Jenny Lee (don’t you dare pretend you didn’t watch it for her), and then that was it for the rest of the episode. Naturally, I didn’t want to drip feed all of you fap material like some sort of demented pusher, so I was holding out until at least the second episode so that I could consolidate the material from the two and post it together. The second episode came and went and there was no nudity from any of the main characters. So I waited for the third episode. Would you like to guess how much nudity was in that one?

We have only seen Jessica Raine nude in Becoming Elizabeth once since the series began. Mind you, I am writing this between the airings of the third and fourth episodes, but given the trajectory, I suspect we won’t get any more from her until the season finale, if even that. To be honest, the show keeps on teasing an Alicia von Rittberg nude scene, including in this last episode when Tom Cullen as Thomas Seymour is undressing her by gradually cutting her clothes of piece by piece with a sword. But alas, still no nudity from the German actress. I know it’s going to happen eventually because in spite of this worrying trend of minimizing nude scenes in film and television, this ticks all of the boxes. She’s an up-and-coming actress who has landed in the lead role of a show, and that show is produced by fucking Starz, the network of boobs in every shot, no matter how unnecessary. I, for one, refuse to believe that their heyday is over.

So in what context do we see Jessica Raine topless for the one occasion so far that we do? In short, it’s a two minute long sex scene with her co-star. The English actress plays Catherine Parr, the widow of the recently departed King Henry, who moved on to boning his brother-in-law within picoseconds of his death, as one does. I’ll admit, the nude scenes aren’t exceptionally graphic, but considering this is the only time we have ever seen her naked, I’m not going to complain. I mean, if you have been waiting for this since the first season of Call the Midwife, you’ve probably gone all the way to typing “Jessica Raine bikini” into Google Images in a fit of desperation and still gotten nothing, so this is certainly more than we ever expected. Nonetheless, I would have hoped for something a little more than a few shots of nipple and some sideboob heavily obscured in shadow.

If you’ve been waiting to see Nurse Jenny Lee nude, in Call the Midwife or outside of it (but let’s be honest, Jessica Raine was at her peak in that show, somehow), then this is it for you for now. I hope you enjoy. And remember, just because you’re done fapping, doesn’t mean you should start Round Two immediately. And just to be clear so that there is no confusing, this post is not to do with the identically pronounced and similarly spelled Jenni Lee who used to get her tits out for money and was a huge thing before being forced to live as a Morlock in the abandoned adrenochrome mines below Las Vegas. God knows that is a better story, if for no reason other than the sheer insanity of it, but one for another time. For now, scroll for the gallery of all the caps of, for the first time ever, Jessica Raine naked.