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Daniella Pineda Naked – Mr Roosevelt – HD Stream

I was surprised when I got an eyeful of Daniella Pineda naked when watching Mr Roosevelt a few days ago. It’s not often that I get blindsided by a nude scene. I pride myself on something that approaches an encyclopedic knowledge of film and television nudity, and yet this one surprised me, pleasantly of course. I had originally picked up Mr Roosevelt because I was aware that it contained the only ever nude scene from Noel Wells. That turned out to be multiple nude scenes from the star, but more than that, I learned, dick in hand, that the same movie also contains the only known Daniella Pineda nude scene in existence.

It was actually quite satisfying. Early on in the movie, we think we’re going to see Daniella Pineda naked when she takes her top off to get changed. Unfortunately, the camera is at the wrong angle and we just get a whole lot of back. Not even sideboob is visible. Just back. In retrospect, the whole thing has a sort of burlesque quality to it. It’s that infamous tease that everyone has a love-hate relationship with. But here is why it works out. First you think that you are about to get the Daniella Pineda nude scene that you’ve been waiting for so long. Then you realize that you are, in fact, not. Then, out of the fucking blue, boom, tits.

So the point where we finally get to see Daniella Pineda nude is partway through the movie. It overlaps with the biggest part of Noel Wells’ nude scenes, namely, the deliciously long scene where the protagonists are at the watering hole or river or reclaimed toxic waste dump. The movie had already established at this point that Daniella’s character is not at all fussed about public nudity, so it was not an abnormal progression to the story when she took her top off to enjoy the sun. What does surprise the viewer – or, at least, it did surprise me – is when, as the free-spirited character is taking her bikini top off, the camera stays firmly pointed on her titties.

Daniella Pineda, hot day, bikini top removed – if that’s not the recipe to a perfect day, I don’t know what is. Just to be clear, if the images on this page don’t paint a clear enough picture, the director – who, incidentally, is Noel Wells herself – was exceptionally generous with the gratuitousness of this nude scene. The lighting is exemplary, which I suppose isn’t surprising considering it’s set outdoors on a sunny day. The camera angles are absolutely uncompromising. We get multiple camera angles, and not a single one of them is stingy with how much nudity it captures. Honestly, the only thing missing here is a 4K UHD blu ray release, which would probably break the internet (and my wang).

If you’d to this point resigned yourself to searching for Daniella Pineda sexy photos because you didn’t think there was anything better, Merry Christmas. To be fair, it wouldn’t have taken much research to get to the conclusion that this nude scene exists. It’s the problem with just accepting for so long that an actress has never done a nude scene – you don’t try to look for one. Although she’s never been in the Mickey Mouse Club or whatever, the public image that she’s been cultivating for so long has just drilled it deep into my head that we will never see Daniella Pineda nude. More fool me, but at least I got a late present that I wasn’t expecting.

If you’ve been hunting high and low for some Daniella Pineda ass, though, I have bad news for you. She keeps her bikini bottoms on throughout this scene. You do get a fair bit of sideass, though. I don’t know if ass men enjoy sideass as much as boob men enjoy sideboob, but it’s there if you want it. If that doesn’t appeal to you, there is still that other video of her spreading her ass cheeks wide open. In any event, you will so more of Daniella Pineda nude in this movie than anywhere else.

Right up until a Daniella Pineda porn film comes out. I mean, there was this one… but… It’s actually interesting how gratuitous this nude scene of hers is considering how averse to nudity she is in everything else she has been in. Do we get a whole lot of cleavage from her in TBS’s The Detour? Sure, but cleavage will only ever be only partial boobs, and let’s be honest, it was TBS, which means that there were never going to be any nude scenes. The situation with American Odyssey was not dissimilar. Yes, she was technically naked in it, but again, NBC production means no nipples on screen. Curse you, Tipper Gore, and your puritanical ways.

Something that we can probably all agree would have benefited from the inclusion of Daniella Pineda topless is Netflix’s adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. God forbid Netflix should stoop to something as lowbrow as nude scenes in their productions. A Faye Valentine lesbian sex scene? Yeah, that’s perfectly wholesome and family-friendly. But a hint of nip!? No, that would be the work of the Devil. The joke is clearly on Netflix since they ended up having to cancel the show. But the funny thing is that that’s not even the full picture. The show did have nudity, but it was just always a sort of background affair, and what everyone was blatantly obviously interested in was seeing Daniella Pineda nude.

In spite of all of those disappointments, you can bring your desperate, last-ditch search for Daniella Pineda leaked nudes to an end, because you can get the full enchilada from Mr Roosevelt, courtesy of director Noel Wells. I have mused countless times about how female directors direct the best nude scenes, including in the last post, so I won’t bore everyone to tears by repeating it all again here. Instead, brush the Cheeto dust off your hands, unzip your trousers, and enjoy the glory of Daniella Pineda nude.

Noel Wells Naked – Mr Roosevelt – HD Stream

I initially picked up Mr Roosevelt to watch so that I could see Noel Wells naked. What can I say? I have simple needs, and they usually involve boobs, which makes the fact that I live in the internet era quite serendipitous. But watching Mr Roosevelt was itself also quite serendipitous because I got a whole lot more out of it that seeing Noel Wells nude. First of all, she doesn’t just have one nude scene; she has multiple. Secondly there was also a nude scene by Daniella Pineda, which probably could have saved Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop adaptation, but that’s another story. Thirdly, the nudity was actually surprisingly long, considering Mr Roosevelt is not a lewd movie or a titty film by design. But fourthly and finally, I actually really enjoyed the movie. It’s true. I didn’t fast-forward to skip right to the nude scenes even once.

It’s easy to get jaded by the film industry, with every movie following the same formula, being written by the same handful of writers, starring the same revolving door of manufactured stars. Mr Roosevelt suffered none of those ills. What I got from it, far beyond my original goal of tracking down the only Noel Wells nude scenes in existence, was a movie that was well-written, well-acted, authentically funny, and just all-round authentic. The nudity is just a bonus. A great bonus, but a bonus nonetheless. And incidentally, I use this movie as yet another example of female writers and directors being responsible for some of the best nude scenes in film and television. We’d explored this point earlier with Emily Mortimer’s incredible nude scenes in Nicole Holofcener’s Lovely & Amazing and then before that with the stellar nude scenes from Anna Maxwell Martin, Claire Foy and Anna Wilson-Jones in Paula Milne’s BBC production, The Night Watch.

The most satisfying part of the Noel Wells nude scenes in Mr Roosevelt is that the female writer and director in question is Noel Wells herself. Debut directing her own debut nude scene in her film writing debut is truly offering it all to the world, and the world is thankful. Or I am, anyway. And so is my wang, even if it is a bit raw from multi-rounding this one. So worth it, though. Stamina loss is temporary. Boobs are forever.

The first time we see Noel Wells topless in Mr Roosevelt is when she goes out to a swimming hole somewhere around Austin with a group of newly-met friends. Said friends all get undressed down to their bikinis and then take their bikini tops off almost immediately, because why not add an extra step? Emily, Noel’s character, looks uncomfortable, but peer pressure kicks in, and she takes her top off… until she gets offered to take a hit of a crack pipe in exchange for putting her top back on. But not so fast, for mere minutes later, cause for celebration makes her rip her bikini top right off, and she spends the rest of the scene with her boobs out. Glorious.

Toward the end of the movie, we see some nippage and plenty of sideboob from Noel Wells one last time during a sex scene. The flashes were too quick and the angles too stark for these bits to be big league fap material, but they do make for a nice dessert to finish the nudity phase of the movie off. All in all, I give the movie a solid masturb8 out of 8 for many reasons, one of which is that, as I write, this is still the only feature in which we can see both Daniella Pineda and Noel Wells naked. And just to be clear, I don’t mean that it’s the only movie that we can see them both naked at the same time (although, incidentally, we do); I mean that both actresses have no other nude scenes in existence. Combine that fact with it sharing a name with two presidents, and I think Mr Roosevelt is a clear candidate for preservation in the Library of Congress.

Barbi Benton Naked – Hospital Massacre – 4K Blu ray

Barbi Benton naked in the 70s and 80s sits right up there with the tides and the stars in the sky as things that were reliable and frequent. If you are 90 years old and used to buy Playboy Magazine, you would have have seen Hugh Hefner’s one-time girlfriend in it many times, in addition to appearances in other Playboy media, like Playboy After Dark. But enough about ancient media. Let’s talk about something new and modern that all the cool young folks are into – Hee Haw. Barbi Benton was also in that as a comedienne. And then she was a country singer or something. My understanding is that she used to get bare ass naked on stage and spread her legs during live shows while people took polaroids. It was either her or Willie Nelson. I always forget.

Yes, it’s true that we could get peeks of Barbi Benton nude in half the careers she had, but as you all know, I’m a connoisseur of film and television. For that reason, today we’re going to be looking at her nude scene in a film called Hospital Massacre, also known as X-Ray, also known as Be My Valentine, or Else…, also known as Ward 13, and uniquely marketed as Jonas Brothers: An Erotic Adventure in Tajikistan.

So in what context do we get to see Barbi Benton nude in Hospital Massacre? Well, it’s very simple. She goes to a giant hospital for a routine check-up following signing up for new health insurance. As is perfectly normal in these kinds of situations, she runs into a doctor that can’t sign off her papers unless she gets naked so he can examine her again. I honestly don’t know why getting naked had to be part of it, but that’s possibly the least nonsensical thing about the movie. At least one can infer the motive, both on the part of the fictional voyeuristic doctor and on the shameless film producers who would do anything to sell tickets… and God love them for it.

So after we’re treated to a slow reveal of Barbi Benton topless, she gets groped around a bit while sitting on an examination table with her giant puffy nipples on show. Then the doctor asks her to lay down on the examination table, tits up, and more fondling happens while her majestic breasts remain firm like only a pair of 80s boobs can. A janitor watches all of this through a window. He even gets spotted by a nurse who tells him off and then carries on on her merry way, leaving him to beat off to the spectacle, his face clearly visible through the door. It was a different time. The shot with the doctor’s hands around her throat ends this scene, and then the movie goes back to having nothing going for it.

I was almost surprised that it didn’t end up evolving to a Barbi Benton sex scene, but then I remember that this movie isn’t a porno, not that you could have guessed that from the level of acting. If you want to see Barbi Benton naked elsewhere, Deathstalker is your best bet, though her nude scenes in that one will be overshadowed by those of the great Lana Clarkson, who always made sure that all the sword and sandal features she was in had copious amounts of nudity, but that’s a story for another post. Enjoy Barbi Benton naked in Hospital Massacre below.

Scarlett Johansson Naked – Under The Skin – 4K Stream

Do you want to see Scarlett Johansson naked? Of course you do. Even if you’re a gay man or a straight woman, I know you want to see Black Widow nude. Everyone does. It’s one of the universal constants. The frustration for every human with a pulse, however, is that there is only one movie in existence in which we get a proper Scarlett Johansson nude scene. The good news is that said movie offers less one nude scene and about six million nude scenes. Truly nothing is impossible. I’m talking of course about Under The Skin, the 2013 film by Jonathan Glazer (extremely loosely) based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Michel Faber. Tragically, in the film adaptation, Scarlett doesn’t play a wolfgirl like she does in the books, so all you anime fans are going to be disappointed. That said, catgirl nudity is still on the menu if you look hard enough.

Now, you may think that the reason she’s been so shy about getting naked since Under The Skin came out is because you’re not supposed to see a Disney actress nude. It messes with Disney’s family-friendly image, which is a weird concept considering even Disney stars from literal children’s shows end up doing reams upon reams of nudity after the fact, Miley Cyrus being perhaps the most notable example, but by no means the only. Even so, that’s not the reason. Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been a thing since Iron Man 2 came out all the way back in the glory years of 2010. But wait! Disney didn’t originally own Marvel Studios, so that’s irrelevant. Wrong in this situation. Disney bought out Marvel Entertainment in 2009, a year before the release of Iron Man 2 and the introduction of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. But when did Under The Skin come out?

The first time the world was blessed by seeing Scarlett Johansson nude was in 2014, when Under The Skin was released. Before someone calls me out on it, yes, technically the film first screened to audiences in 2013, but that was only if you happened to be at one of the major film festivals in which that happened. Everyone else had to wait until the following year. I do too remember waiting with bated breath for footage to finally emerge all those months, being sustained only by reports from lucky fappers that happened to be at one of the original screenings. It was a long wait, and then, to be honest, I was disappointed with the final release.

Scarlett Johansson, tits, trimmed bush, plenty of full frontal nudity – what could I possibly have been disappointed in? Well, for those who have seen the film, you’ve certainly noticed just how incredibly dark the nude scenes in it are. So if you’re sitting through it to fap to Scarlett Johansson naked, you might feel somewhat cheated. My problem back then was that I didn’t bother with color correction, and in fact, very few people did. Certainly the first offerings of the nude scenes from Under The Skin were only brightened or had the midtones boosted. Nothing more advanced than that, and sadly, it was not enough.

To get the full experience of enjoying Scarlett Johansson topless in Under The Skin, quite a lot of work has to go into it. Yes, it’s true that better attempts at color correcting these scenes have come about in the eight years since the movie met the general public, but I’ve still felt that none have really reached the kind of detail I need to minimally sustain my fap sessions. An oft-misattributed quote to Gandhi is “Be the change you want to see,” and while he didn’t actually say those words, if he had lived to witness the era of film and television nudity, I’m sure he would have. Gandhi liked titties. And I like detailed titties. This culminated in my own attempt at color correcting the nude scenes in Under The Skin so that I can actually get the best look at Scarlett Johansson naked possible (unless you’re Ryan Reynolds and you’ve gotten to see that heavenly body up close). The result (so far) is available all throughout this page. You’re welcome.

And Under The Skin really is the full package. If you’re after some Scarlett Johansson ass, it’s got you covered. If what would tickle you pink is close ups of Scarlett Johansson’s feet, then it’s got plenty of that too. Honestly, it’s unreal just how gratuitous the nudity in this movie is. And once you get some color correction done, it’s even visible. I don’t know if this has ever been confirmed or not, but I suspect that the really dark shots and extreme lighting are a payoff for how technically explicit the nude scenes are. I mean, you’re not going to get an A-list Hollywood actress who, as we’ve established, is already part of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe as Black Widow, to do gaping pussy shots on screen unless you assure her that it’s totally artistic… not at all gratuitous… not at all meant to be sexually arousing.

That said, if you don’t find a close up of Scarlett Johansson’s pussy, surrounded by her neatly trimmed pubic hair, soft yet firm abs, and luscious thighs, sexually stimulating, then you’re truly one in a million. Again, gay men and straight women are not exempt from this. I’m not going to do a full run down of each of her nude scenes in Under The Skin, except to say that she doesn’t have any sex scenes, which is ironic considering the movie is all about luring unsuspecting Scottish neds into her van with the implication of them getting sex somewhere along the way. Then again, I suppose that was meant to be the subversion. Whatever. Either way, the naked scenes by and large involve non-sexual nudity, which I’ve always found makes for a more sublime fapping experience.

Let’s quickly address other films and characters where you might hope to see a naked Scarlett Johansson. Black Widow? The character everyone loves, for sure, but Disney actresses only go nude outside of their contracts, so that’s an obvious no-go. One of her early roles was in A Love Song for Bobby Long, wherein at the tender age of 19, she was cradling some majestic sideboob to flash for the camera. As you’ve probably guessed, there is no nipple visible, even if we do get a massive look at her massive right breast. Vicky Cristina Barcelona has some great cleavage as she’s topless in a bed, and while her tits look phenomenal, again, no nipples appear. Next, a skinny dipping scene in He’s Just Not That Into You. Tons of people swear they saw a flash of nip here as she bobs up and down in the swimming pool, but I’ve not scrubbed through the frames myself to confirm. She has a sex scene in Don Jon, but you pretty much see nothing, so that one’s a wash too.

Outside of film, the Scarlett Johansson leaked nude photos were what they were, but a lot of people felt it immoral to fap to those personal pictures. As for the ones that didn’t find it immoral, the Fappening showed us all something very interesting, which is that Hollywood millionaires just cannot afford phones with even halfway decent cameras. One last dishonorable mention goes to her role in Ghost in the Shell, in which all of her nudity is obscured by a body suit, even when she is literally meant to be completely naked. Yes, I am enough of a weeb to know that Major was always a machine (in that body anyway), but the Major in the anime had nipples, android or not, and Scarlett Johansson has nipples too, which has been proven to us courtesy of Under The Skin. I’m just saying it would have fit together nicely, but Hollywood decided to aim this adaptation at preteens, so we’re robbed once again.

Anywho, for all that’s wrong with the world of celebrity nudity, one thing that went right, albeit with a spot or ten of color correction, is Under The Skin. So from that gem of Scottish cinema, enjoy Scarlett Johansson nude.

Jessica Biel Naked – Powder Blue – Blu ray

There has only been one movie with Jessica Biel naked, and that’s Powder Blue. I’m starting out with that fact because it’s a controversial stance, but I really don’t see it as such. Movies where she is technically naked but you don’t see anything don’t count in my books. The closest we get is the USA Network series The Sinner, wherein we see ass while she’s taking a shower as a police officer watches. It goes without saying, being an American network television show, no nipples are visible at any point. Even Easy Virtue, which had a scene with multiple pussy flashes from Kimberley Nixon, didn’t include any nude scenes from its main star.

So we come back to Powder Blue, a movie with the mouth-watering premise of Jessica Biel as a stripper. The strip club is featured multiple times, so in theory, we have many excuses to see Jessica Biel naked. Ironically, only one of the three nude scenes she does in the film is in the strip club, but there’s tons of footage of her in skimpy outfits and some borderline fetish gear, if that’s what you’re into. That’s about the end of the eroticism in the movie. The rest of her role is exceptionally depressing, to the point that I actually almost struggled to fap to her nude scenes. Almost. Got there in the end, though.

The first time we see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue is not the first time she does an exotic dance at the strip club. There’s at least one tease scene before that involving the aforementioned exposing clothing. The actual nude scene we got is the one that went down in history. She walks onto the stage in a black cape-robe-thing and flashes her ass a few times before taking it off (the cape, not her ass). The striptease then continues on for a little bit before she takes her top off. Now, at this stage, if it was your first time watching the movie, you might think that it’s just more tease because we see this from the back, but it’s not. The camera very quickly goes to the front, where we see Jessica Biel naked for the first time.

So you’re a film director and you have Jessica Biel topless in front of a camera. What do you have her do? The answer is obviously (apparently) to have her pour hot wax down her back and then splash more hot wax onto her bare breasts while creepy geezers watch. And because that didn’t meet the director’s quota for sexual fetishes, the next part has her realize her incredible shame, begin crying, and cover up her tits so that no one can see them… while on the stage at a strip club full of men with no other purpose to be there than to stare at her naked body. I found the scene reminiscent of the forced stripping and covering of private parts by Catherine Walker in A Dark Song, which I suspect scratched the same penis itch for a lot of coomers out there.

In two shorter scenes, we get to see Jessica Biel’s ass and her breasts again from the side as Eddie Redmayne pulls her shirt over her head before an off-screen sex scene. The aforementioned ass scene gives quite a decent shot for a nice amount of time, so you don’t even need to rely on the freeze frame. As one final point, each time the film has Jessica Biel naked, the shots are very dark and, in the case of the stripping scene, lit with an exceptionally red light. I’ve made an effort at color correcting it (and then some), but I suspect the whole thing was shot in digital since this resulted in considerable artifacts. Nonetheless, I believe it’s an improvement over the original, so enjoy Jessica Biel nude like you’ve never seen her before.