Johanne Fossheim Naked – Heim – 4K Stream

Johanne Fossheim naked as a blonde nymph in the forest

This week’s expression of high culture is a post about the absolutely gorgeous Johanne Fossheim naked in the short film, Heim. Incidentally, we’re sort of coming full circle with this post, since one of the earliest posts that I did since reviving the Faptuary was also a Norwegian actress. But wait; the circle has another loop. Back in the .net days, I covered another film by director Aleksander Nordaas. That film was Thale. It featured another Norwegian stunner in the buff, but more than that, it was about the very same mythological creature, the Huldra.


For those who are curious, the Huldra is a beautiful forest nymph with an animal’s tail. I’d like to pretend that that doesn’t tingle my loins, but as I reflect, I have covered catgirls and wolfgirls before, so maybe there’s something frightening going on in my subconscious. Or maybe it’s just because these kinds of movies always pick the best-looking actresses for these roles. God knows I fapped myself raw to Silje Reinåmo, who played the huldra in the original film. She also, if memory serves, never wore proper clothes throughout the movie. I’m not entirely sure that that’s part of the mythology, but I am certainly not complaining, especially because…

Johanne Fossheim nude and staring at the camera with pussy lips exposed

We see Johanne Fossheim nude in Heim a whole lot more than we saw Silje Reinåmo nude in Thale. I suspect some part of that is due to the latter being a film that has to play in theaters and be rated and everything, whereas the former is a short, which allows for so much more creative freedom. Now, don’t get me wrong; I did love Thale to bits, to the point that it flipped my view on Norwegian cinema, which had been mildly tainted by a very popular Norwegian movie that I had seen that shall not be named but sucked absolute ass. That said, the nudity in Thale was very “artistic.” You know what that means. Low lighting, directional lighting to obscure the naughty bits, tactical camera angles, frustratingly but intentionally positions props… need I go on?

Johanne Fossheim topless and looking over her shoulder as her hair sits over a breast

In Heim, not only do we see Johanne Fossheim topless in as clear a shot as anyone can shoot, but we see… well, literally everything. Short of the short including a scene from her colonscopy, there is nothing that is left to the imagination, making this one of the hallowed Faptuary post to hit the holy trifecta of ass, boobs, and pussy. And regarding the last point, it’s all on display. The actress’ pubic hair is short trimmed, so not a full bush, but long enough to be visible, while also being short enough to not obscure anything. Both outer and inner labia are clearly visible in a number of shots. That’s right, gentlemen; the pussy lips are fully on display.

Johanne Fossheim as a naked huldra, a creature in Scandinavian mythology

If you want the full experience of watching Johanne Fossheim walk through an enchanted forest as a naked huldra, the director has the full short available on Vimeo, complete with English subtitles so that nothing is missed – not a single word and not a single body part. As always, I remain eternally grateful for the directors of Scandinavian shorts – especially in the context of my recent coverage of the two actresses from the Danish short, Teenland – so here is a selection of shots of Johanne Fossheim naked in Heim.

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Agnes Born Naked – The Witcher – 4K Stream

Agnes Born naked in The Witcher for the first time

Agnes Born naked was a nice way to kick off the new season of The Witcher. The first season of the show was surprisingly satisfying in terms of the nudity offered. Netflix shows tend to tone the titties down to protect their very specific, media-friendly image, but they sidestepped that successfully with The Witcher. Until this season. Yes, it’s true. The show follows Game of Thrones rules, where most of the nude scenes are front-loaded into the first season, and then it’s all dry deserts and blue balls after.


Nonetheless, they were kind enough to offer us Norwegian actress Agnes Born naked in the first episode, and she was an absolute treat. I was going to not say anything about the content of the nude scene to not offer spoilers, but in writing this now, I realize that the image at the top of this post basically sums up anything that could be concealed. I’ll keep some mystique, though, and keep it short. Agnes Born plays Vereena, a bruxa, which I believe is a figure in Polish folklore that can phase through car windshields and remove parking tickets so that her victims end up with extortionate fines. This embodiment of evil ends up getting impaled from behind, so the only time we really see her boobs clearly is when there’s a spear exploding from between them. Depending on your tastes, this either makes the scene unfappable or much more fappable.

Agnes Born nude scene debut after transforming from a monster

This is a bit of a stretch, but another bonus in the Agnes Born nude scene is that she’s holding (an unfortunately fully dressed) Ciri, played by Freya Allan, hostage. Until we get an actual Freya Allan nude scene from The Witcher, this might tide some of us over. The rest of us will just have to use our imaginations. Or, alternatively, simply fap to what we do have access to, which is Agnes Born naked. Screencaps are below.

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