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Eleanor Tomlinson Naked – Colette – Blu ray

I’m sure you all knew that covering Eleanor Tomlinson naked was what the earlier post with Keira Knightley was building up to. The three straight male fans of Poldark had certainly been waiting to see Demelza Poldark nude throughout that show’s run, but unlike the rest of the BBC’s catalog and all of its relentless nudity, no such nude scenes materialized in Poldark. But all of this brings us to Colette, the 2018 film that proudly screened Eleanor Tomlinson nude for the first time. And for the only time. Or was it?

My knowledge of celeb nudity may be encyclopedic to an extent that is equal parts impressive and cringe-inducing, but I always do my research before any statements go live, and so the same was done to confirm that Colette does indeed feature the only Eleanor Tomlinson nude scene in existence. There appears to be a lot of confusion regarding this scene being of stand-up comedian Taylor Tomlinson nude. There are also references to Taylor Tomlinson’s work that refer to Eleanor and vice versa. I get that they share a surname, but… like… Anyway, in my research, I have concluded with certainty that at time of writing, this is well and truly the only footage of Eleanor Tomlinson topless in existence.

And now some more bad news regarding the Eleanor Tomlinson nude scenes in Colette. If you haven’t seen the film, you may think it’s just one quick one. If you have seen the film, you may think there are tons of them. If we’re talking about visible nudity, tragically, there is indeed only one. Of the multiple sex scenes between her and Keira Knightley and Dominic West, even if you scrub through frame by frame, you will get no slips – neither intended nor unintended as (we got in Ordinary Lies). What we did get, though, is something magical, fleeting though it may have been, so with that uplift, I will leave you to scroll down and enjoy the gallery of Eleanor Tomlinson naked in Colette along with some extras from her lesbian sex scenes with Keira Knightley.

Joyce Hyser Naked – Just One of the Guys – Blu ray

Joyce Hyser naked in the magical boob reveal scene from Just One of the Guys has got to be one of the defining moments of the 80s. Or maybe I’m thinking of it backward, and the 1980s just produced content like that because it was emblematic of the era. Off the top of my head, I’m reminded of Betsy Russell pulling her top off to flash her tits in Tomboy, which incidentally came out the exact same year as this film did – 1985. Same energy and same fap potential. What I would give to live eternally in the 80s.

The funny thing about the Just One of the Guys nude scene is that even though it has achieved iconic status, it’s not exactly long. I’m not even sure that it covers a full two seconds, but I do know that the short time it covers has made many a teenage boy’s viewing experience since the film came out. In fact, the nude shot was extremely short by design. In the commentary track for the movie, Joyce Hyser did say that when the movie was being filmed, freezeframe wasn’t a thing that people had access to, and knowing that it would become available would have, to quote her verbatim, “definitely made a big difference in my decision about whether to do this or not.” Lucky us, sitting here in this blessed future.

For those who don’t know what this Joyce Hyser nude scene is all about, we need to take a step back and describe what the movie is about. Joyce plays Terri/Terry Griffith, a high school girl out of Phoenix-or-Glendale, Arizona who transfers to another school in order to pretend to be a guy. As so often happens in 80s movieland, whimsical hilarity ensues. Part of this whimsical hilarity is Terri getting a best friend whom she has a sort of crush on, but he thinks she’s a guy. In a frustrated effort to prove to him that she’s definitely not rocking a penis down below, she rips her shirt open to reveal her majestic tits. And how lucky we are, since the actress revealed (pun intended) in the commentary track that she originally wasn’t going to do an actual nude flash, having prepared a bodysuit. This moment being immortalized on video is super important because this did end up being Joyce Hyser’s only nude scene.

And like with so many of the best nude scenes in cinematic history, the Just One of the Guys boob reveal scene gets both of the F-rated tags. Lisa Gottlieb is credited as the director, but she has revealed on multiple occasions that she was also a writer on the film, even though the studio cheated her out of the credit. The joke’s on them, because even though Lisa didn’t get all of the fame and money from an official writer’s credit, she got honored as such on the Faptuary, which at least two or three people might say is even better.

I’d be remiss not to mention the Joyce Hyser bikini scene at the pool near the beginning of the film. Although there’s no nudity in it, it acts as a sort of foil to the nude scene, showing a much more feminine side of the Terri. Also, that body is amazing, even though the actress said that she wasn’t feeling great that day, commenting that she felt that her “belly’s a little poofy.” Personally, I have no complaints in the fappability department. Unfortunately, this is the only time and place we’ll ever likely see Joyce Hyser naked. I think a whole lot of people were expecting to see both Joyce and Nichole Hiltz nude in 2003’s Act of Revenge, but alas, that did not materialize, and even that was two full decades ago. But let’s not dwell on what was not and instead enjoy what was, and that is the incredible Joyce Hyser nude scene from Just One of the Guys.

Emma Corrin Naked – Lady Chatterley’s Lover – 4K Stream

I certainly was expecting to see Emma Corrin naked when I watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover. How could I not be? People have been talking about gawking at Emma Corrin nude for the first time in her career ever since Netflix’s adaptation of the 1928 cuck classic by this perfectly normal and sane-looking gentleman came out last month.

What I definitely did not expect was the earth-shattering quantity of Emma Corrin nude scenes that we ended up getting. I genuinely thought there would just be one nude scene from Emma and then one other, which would be the infamous Jack O’Connell nude scene that ended up getting bizarrely mixed reception. That said, Jack O’Connell naked on screen is as reliably consistent as the tides, so I’m not really sure what all of the furore was about from either camp. Anyway, I thought that very important part of the movie needed to be addressed, and now it is, so I’m done linking gay-themed sites. Or am I?

Back to the 6 million Emma Corrin nude scenes in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the situation is so deliciously absurd, that the Daily Mail even erroneously reported that the Netflix film was going to be X-rated. I guess I can’t blame them – after all, that article is from before the film’s release – but it did make me think about Netflix’s completely chaotic relationship with nudity. The orthodoxy was always that Netflix is lean on nude scenes, and when they appear every now and then, they are not especially gratuitous. It’s safe to say that Lady Chatterley’s Lover bucked that trend in a dramatic way, although there is also something to be said for the fact that as networks like HBO and Starz and Hollywood as a whole have been shying away from nude scenes since #MeToo gained traction, Netflix has been moving in the opposite direction with on-screen nudity.

So there I was, going into the movie excited to see Emma Corrin topless (once), and instead, I get a whole lot of graphic and gratuitous full frontal nudity. It is worth noting – and this is something that I’ve noticed time and time again with such delicious offerings – that Lady Chatterley’s Lover gets the fabled F-Rated tag for its director, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre. And not only that, but said female director is French, which I surely needn’t explain further. And what’s even more, Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre has herself done nude scenes, such as in 2011’s Demain?, which coincidentally also revolves around the First World War. Suffice it to say, all of the ingredients for gratuitous shots of naked actresses were in place.

So go ahead and enjoy Emma Corrin sex scenes until your battered dong just can’t take any more. You can almost forget that there’s a movie between all of the nudity, but who’s complaining? Certainly not Emma. In interviews, she has described her nude debut as “so freeing” and “the most exhilarating experience of [her] life”… and yet, that wince she does in The Hook’s video interview when they begin talking about her nude scenes combined with her body language throughout that bit – the vagus nerve massaging, the tightly crossed arms – tells a slightly different story. But wait. The nudity wasn’t that embarassing, was it? She wasn’t that exposed, was she? Perhaps, but then there’s…

…the Emma Corrin pussy flash. I don’t know whether this was intentional or accidental in the same way that the three-frame shot of her nipple piercing is toward the end of the movie, but if it is “””””unintentional”””””, I can tell you with certainty that the editor noticed it and did nothing about it. The pierced nipples appear under a flurry of blanket in the middle of a shot where the focus is on Lady Chatterley’s face. The bush-and-labia shot – and yes, inner labia are included just like in one of the greatest nude scenes ever by the amazing Lucy Aarden – was right at the end of a scene with the camera’s focus on nothing else, even if it did only last for three frames. Anyway, there’s no amount of babble I can let off to fully do this justice, so scroll down and enjoy Faptuary’s largest gallery to date – a whopping 202 screen captures of Emma Corrin nude in Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

AnnaMaria Demara Naked – See How They Run – Blu ray

If I asked you to research how many movies there are in which you can ogle at AnnaMaria Demara naked, you might come to the conclusion that there are four. You would be wrong. In this sad world we live in, there is only one film, television series, or any other sort of Hollywood-esque media in which we get a true AnnaMaria Demara nude scene. Join me on this wondrous journey to find out why you are wrong and have your fapping dreams dashed. Or, alternatively, take the blue pill and just scroll down to the gallery at the bottom of this post to fap away in the moment.

Let me get the maybe out of the way first so that we can move past any potential controversy. The Canadian actress had one of her earliest roles in an episode of FX’s Nip/Tuck back in 2009. It would be hard to call that a breakout role for her since her character was literally called simply “Sexy Latina,” but the good news for us is that with a character “name” like that, her role was certain to be hot and heavy. The bad news is that FX is American network television, so the nudity there was limited to the top of her ass crack as she gets pounded doggystyle by a dude. Sad.

But hey, it ain’t so bad since we got to see AnnaMaria Demara nude right here in See How They Run. Barely 15 minutes into the movie, and the Toronto thespian is standing in nothing but a thong, holding a bottle of wine, skin all goosebumped and nipples hard as diamonds in the cold night air. She then gets into a hot tub with a girlfriend (who, sadly, is wearing a bikini top). The director was kind enough to make sure that the lead actress’ nipples stayed above the waterline for at least half the time, though, so that’s nice.

The second time we see AnnaMaria Demara topless in See How They Run is toward the end of the movie. She’s taking part in some sort of Native American ritual or some such wank. Of course, this necessitates her pulling her dress down to her waist, exposing her boobs, and washing like that. All of this takes place outside, by a lake, and in plain view. Who’s complaining, right? This second scene was subject to only limited color correction on my part due to the way it was edited in the original movie. I won’t bore you with technical details, but there would have been little point to me doing any more work on that one (and I’m a lazy bastard). But what about the other two features of the four that I talked about at the start of this piece?

Some of you may have heard that there is some incredible AnnaMaria Demara public nudity scenes in Demon Legacy. How right you are. But here’s the thing: That’s this movie. Yep, See How They Run and Demon Legacy are the same movie. They’re not even different edits (to my knowledge), just different titles. OK, so what about the great AnnaMaria Demara nude scenes you heard about from Haunting at Foster Cabin? You can guess what I’m going to say, can’t you? Haunting at Foster Cabin is this movie as well. The more you know. Anyway, now that we’ve got the admin garbage out of the way, we can fap freely to AnnaMaria Demara naked in See How They Run… or Demon Legacy… or Haunting at Foster Cabin… or…

Brie Larson Naked – Tanner Hall – Blu ray

How many times have you seen Brie Larson naked? If you remember the various Fappenings and all the celebrity nudes leaked in those, then the answer is probably a few times. So a better question becomes: How many times have you seen Brie Larson nude in movies and TV series? The orthodoxy is that the answer is zero. Plenty of sources say that our California girl has never done a nude scene – not a proper one, at any event. But is there any truth to this?

The short answer is no. There has been exactly one Brie Larson nude scene, and you’re going to see it on this page. The long answer is a lot more complicated. The thing is, I don’t think the nude scene in Tanner Hall was meant to be, which is why I am giving this scene the much-adored Unscripted Nudity tag. Just to be clear, lest anyone should call this out, there is a clearly intentional nude scene in the movie, but it features two actresses whose characters are not named and whom I have yet to identify. The nudity in that scene lasts for all of a handful of frames too, so hardly gratuitous.

As for the Brie Larson nude scene in Tanner Hall, the nudity in that one also lasts a handful of frames. Very specifically, you can see her nipple in two frames. Yes, one of Brie Larson’s nipples appears in two consecutive frames, and then never again. She’s running her hand up her boob, and her nip flips out from behind her last finger just before it goes off the bottom of the screen. If you count the footage featuring the rest of her areola, then sure, you get a few more frames of nudity out of Brie in the scene, but it ain’t much at all.

The reason I think that this nudity wasn’t intentional is because the movie has about ten million scenes of Brie Larson, hot and either half-naked or naked but concealed, and outside of these two frames, you don’t actually see her nude. I guess it just seems out of character for the rest of it. The same is true for the other main characters – played by Rooney Mara, Georgia King, and Amy Ferguson – who all have implied nude scenes but none of whose private parts ever get any actual screen time.

The Brie Larson sexy scenes we get include her getting a male teacher to rub her thigh while she’s wet, naked, and draped in a tight towel in the girls’ showers at the school, fantasies that the same teacher has of her walking topless in the rain at night, and a scene where she’s dressed in nothing but boots, faux vine around her tits and crotch, and a rubber snake. So there you have it, if you ever wanted to see Captain Marvel nude in a film, fantasy complete. And while we’re addressing Marvel fans, here’s an obligatory reminder that you can enjoy seeing Natasha Romanoff nude courtesy of the incredible full frontal nude scene that Scarlett Johansson did in Under The Skin. Still more while we’re at it, for the other Black Widow, you can see Yelena Belova nude in the great nude scene by Florence Pugh in Outlaw King. OK, enough distraction. Let’s move onto the star attraction – Brie Larson naked in Tanner Hall.