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Brigitte Kingsley Naked – Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! – HD Stream

I’m really happy to be covering Brigitte Kingsley naked today because I thought I would never get the chance. You see, the film we’re covering here, the rather loquaciously named Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!, is not her nude debut. It’s her second and only other nude scene, which itself doesn’t seem like much of a milestone except for the fact that I can’t get my hands on the first. We first got to enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude back in 2015 in another movie written and directed by her husband.

That film was Night Cries, which I’ve had a lot of trouble sourcing. It’s not on any of the streaming services ’round my parts – neither subscription nor up for sale individually. It’s also not for sale on blu ray anywhere I have access to. More than that, as far as I can tell, it was never released on blu ray. I normally feel quite inadequate when I can’t get a hold of a film I’m after, so when I heard that there was a new(ish) movie out in which we could see Brigitte Kingsley naked – and the first time for me – I was overjoyed. And so we arrive at Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! (The exclamation mark is part of the title; I’m not quite at that level of excitement and will likely only ever be when Natalie Dormer does a full frontal nude scene)

It’s funny, though, because for much of the movie, I thought my intel of a Brigitte Kingsley nude scene in Rocktapussy was duff. The first time we see the Canadian actress in Rocktapussy, she’s up on stage, dancing around a pole in a bikini. It is quickly confirmed that this is a strip club, and even though the narrative takes a different route, the opening is one that is clearly lewd but not nude. This theme recurs a few more times in the film, so I’m sure you can understand why someone would think that it would carry through to the end. But it doesn’t.

It takes until we’re more than an hour deep into the film, but we do eventually see Brigitte Kingsley topless. It happens in a few shorter flashes of some sort of ritual sacrifice scene in which she is chained to an altar. In a small portion of these shots, she’s not wearing a top, and her giant tits with their ornate nipple piercings are on show. In the same part of the film, we also see the Ontario native emerge from some pod completely naked and covered in blood (or ketchup). There technically are a pair of full frontal shots during this, but the high concentration of burger condiments over her crotch make it unclear as to whether she’s wearing any sort of modesty patch or not. Either way, though, we’ve got boobies, and if you’ve been struggling to get a hold of Night Cries like I have, you can now enjoy Brigitte Kingsley nude in Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy!

Alison Brie Naked – Somebody I Used to Know – 4K Stream

I didn’t realize that we were going to see Alison Brie naked in Somebody I Used to Know until the movie released today, and even then, I didn’t realize it was coming out until I started hearing all the buzz. Ironic for an actress who talks so much and in so many interviews about how she loves nudity, but we don’t really see bona fide (bonerfide? Have I made that crap joke before?) Alison Brie nude scenes that often. Everyone remembers the Hollywood-born Hollywood star’s nude debut in GLOW, which just about broke the internet. And naturally, she had more than one nude scene in that series’ run, so we had plenty to enjoy while it was coming.

Then we saw Alison Brie naked in Horse Girl. That was amazing because we got actual full frontal for the first time from her. This is also the part where I remind everyone that for reasons beyond my understanding, none of the coverage of that nude scene anywhere on the internet was of the 4K Ultra HD version, which was available on Netflix same as the others. That is, until I covered it right here. Don’t know why no one did the same in the two-and-a-half years between, but if you saw Alison Brie naked in her full frontal nude scene from Horse Girl in glorious 4K, and you didn’t see it in the movie itself, remember you saw it here first.

But all that said, the Alison Brie nude scenes in Somebody I Used to Know are the best she’s ever done in my opinion. Yeah, the full frontal that was actually filmed from the front when she walks into the crowded store in Horse Girl is deliciously graphic, but it’s also filmed at quite a distance, which necessarily means that a lot of detail is lost. I’m considering redoing the color correction on that one some day to see if I can pull out a bit more detail, but there are natural limitations to these things when an image is made up of lower quantities of pixels.

But when we got Alison Brie topless in Somebody I Used to Know, there were definitely no problems with regard to there being too few pixels. OK, sure, in her very first nude scene in the movie, she is quite far in the distance while streaking across a golf course. In fact, there’s a point where she does a handstand with her legs spread wide, hairy pussy (or merkin) in full view and facing the camera, and she’s so far away that it’s not even clear whether it’s really Alison or a body double. She more than makes up for it, though, in later nude scenes. I’m talking especially about the one right at the end of the movie, where she’s shooting a documentary inside a naturist camp/nudist colony.

We see Alison Brie’s tits in all their glory as she’s interviewing a completely naked woman while she herself is completely naked. She’s seated at first, but her up body takes up much of the screen, giving us a terrific view of her breasts in 4K. She then stands up briefly, flashing some sideboob and bush. Alison Brie has spoken about her nudism before, including once again with reference to this movie and this scene, so I suppose this isn’t out of character for her at all. What I’d really like to know is why the internet isn’t awash with photos from Alison Brie’s nudist days, but I suppose cameras aren’t really favored in settings like that. You know where cameras are favored, though? A film set. And thanks to that, we can enjoy this wonderful gallery of Alison Brie nude in Somebody I Used to Know.

Tamzin Merchant Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The two scenes featuring Tamzin Merchant naked bring us to the end of our journey of covering all of the nudity in the first season of Carnival Row and getting us ready for the second and final season. This second season will begin to air on February 17, 2023, so only a week and a half from time of me writing this. The release schedule is going to be a bit different. As I’ve said in each of the other posts for the series, Season 1 released all in one go, which meant that the show staggering Cara Delevingne’s two nude scenes to the third and fourth episodes did nothing to dampen any spotlight monopolization that may – and definitely did – occur.

Mind you, the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes – which appear in the penultimate and final episodes of the first season – fared a bit better. They don’t get nearly as much mention as Cara’s, but they certainly get a lot more press than Orlandlo Bloom ploughing his landlady played by Maeve Dermody or the fantastical fae brothel scene featuring Karla Crome. All that said, Season 2 is unlikely to suffer from the same problem because it has now been confirmed that the new episodes of Carnival Row will release two at a time over a five week period between February 17 and March 17. Well, 29 days, technically, but you know what I mean.

The question on everyone’s lips is obviously whether we will see Tamzin Merchant nude again in the new season, and since this will be the end of the show, for the last time as Imogen Spurnrose. I will obviously be monitoring the situation and reporting on it as it goes in the same way that I did for House of the Dragon and (less fruitfully) for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. Tamzin is certainly no stranger to nudity, but at the same time, she doesn’t exactly have that Eva Green or post-Twilight Kristen Stewart energy of being naked in absolutely everything she’s in.

We first saw Tamzin Merchant topless in The Tudors, which I suppose wasn’t unusual for that show. My most evergreen celebrity crush Natalie Dormer notably also had her nude debut in that show. The only other time we’ve gotten to enjoy Tamzin Merchant naked was in the French film The Dancer / La Danseuse. We could have seen her naked a whole lot more over the past decade and a bit since Tamzin Merchant was the original actress to play Daenerys Targaryen. Seriously, they filmed a whole pilot and everything, including the infamous wedding scenes with Khal Drogo. The original pilot was almost completely scrapped for being crap, and part of the rework involved significant recasting, one expression of which was replacing Tamzin with Emilia Clarke. I can’t tell you how often I hope to wake up and find out that the original Game of Thrones pilot has leaked.

I also feel like we could have gotten a Tamzin Merchant sex scene or 20 in her debut-ish role as Margo Durrell in BBC’s 2005 adaptation of My Family and Other Animals, given the character’s proclivities. In spite of its image, the network is no stranger to that kind of thing, as we have seen time and time again, and yet, no luck. Nor was there when ITV adapted the same books as The Durrells with Daisy Waterstone as Margo Durrell. The good news there is that Daisy had a certain very early role that will now scratch that itch for us forever. Bless independent short films.

For all the speculation we’ve been through, I do believe there actually is a good chance that we’ll be blessed with Tamzin Merchant’s tits again in Season 2 of Carnival Row. Why do I say this? Well, information has been scant until now, but our English rose did say in an interview with Entertainment Weekly that Imogen Spurnrose stops wearing a corset partway through the second season. Make of that what you will, but in the meantime, enjoy all of the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes from Carnival Row Season 1 below.

Maeve Dermody Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

The scene in which we saw Maeve Dermody naked in Carnival Row is a bit of a stealth nude scene. We discussed the irony of this briefly in the previous post for the series, the one for Karla Crome, but to reiterate now that we’re on the scene itself, the part where we see Maeve Dermody nude in Carnival Row is literally the very first nude scene in the entire series. A blessed position to hold, but that didn’t stop it from getting overshadowed by the pair of nude scenes we got from Cara Delevingne later in the season.

That said, connoisseurs of celebrity nudity aren’t known for missing a trick, so in anticipation of Season 2 of Carnival Row, which is due to release on February 17, 2023 – only about a fortnight from now, as I write – I’m sweeping up with the nude scenes that I didn’t address when I covered Cara as Vignette Stonemoss back in November. We did Karla’s nude scene a few days ago, and we’ve got the Tamzin Merchant nude scenes to close the series off. Then when the second and final season rolls out, we can start afresh and hopefully with continuing nude scenes from the cast.

As for the first season, we get treated to the Maeve Dermody nude scene about half an hour into the pilot episode. The Australian actress plays Portia Fyfe, the landlady to Orlando Bloom’s Minecraft Ryprostate. As in every landlady-tenant relationship, they are also having sex on the side. Maybe this is why Philo’s rent was attainable, though how he still couldn’t afford better digs on a military officer’s pension and a police inspector’s salary, I’m not entirely sure. Maybe he was paying Maeve for the pleasure. Who knows? I would. The good news in all of that is we get to enjoy seeing Maeve Dermody nude in a great, albeit perhaps too clothed, sex scene, the gallery of which is below.

Karla Crome Naked – Carnival Row – 4K Stream

There’s a lot to be said for actresses’ nudity being overshadowed by bigger stars in the same features, and the scene with Karla Crome naked in Carnival Row is no exception. On the contrary, it’s a perfect example. For those who aren’t aware, Carnival Row hosted the second of only two times that the magnetic Cara Delevingne has appeared naked on screen and, incidentally, the only time that the view was good, taking out her brief, dark nude debut in Tulip Fever.

To Amazon’s credit, they did wait until the third episode to air the first of Cara’s nude scenes in the show, whereas Karla Crome’s nudity was in the pilot episode, but it didn’t seem to steal the show in the way that intuition would presume due to Prime Video following the binge-friendly release schedule of putting every single episode of the season out on the same day – in this case, August 30, 2019. Maeve Dermody’s nude scene was in the same episode and was even the very first nude scene of the entire show, but it was met with the same fate. Even Tamzin Merchant’s pair of nude scenes toward the end of the season slipped under many fappers’ radars, but more on all of that down the line.

We see Karla Crome nude in Carnival Row when her character Tourmaline Larou is having sex with a client in the brother where she works. I appreciate this sounds like blatant sexposition à la Game of Thrones, but the scene was actually critical to the story in its entirety (no further spoilers, though). I was initially struggling over whether to put this scene down as a nude debut for the British actress based on a partial flash of ass preceding it in the infamous Hit & Miss with Chloë Sevigny, but after a check with The Topless Review’s British Nudity Database, I found that she’d flashed a tit once before on BBC’s Murder, which I understand is a spin-off of The Teletubbies. Or something. Anyway, there’s more content on the way in preparation for the release of Season 2, but for now, enjoy the gallery of everything we have from Karla Crome nude in Carnival Row thus far.