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Eli Jane Naked – The Way – HD Stream

If you’re wondering whether The Way is the only film in which you can see Eli Jane naked, the answer is no… but really yes. Technically, her titties appear for about a second in The Telling, a 2009 film that I haven’t watched, but from what I know about it, seems like it shouldn’t exist. So what’s the problem? Well, we don’t really see Eli Jane’s face in that movie. No, she doesn’t play an extra. Worse. Her role was as a body double for Bridget Marquardt. Yes, that Bridget Marquardt. Why someone who’s job it is to get completely naked for every photoshoot needs a body double is a conundrum I’ve not been able to unravel, but here we are anyway.

I suppose with prior renowned roles as “Café Waitress,” “Bank teller,” and “Girlfriend,” it’s not difficult to see why doing a nude scene without face and name recognition became a viable option, although to be fair, the last of those mentioned roles was in the music video for Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love. Said music video was also her second role of all time, the first being as Axis Sally in the TV ad for Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway. This eclectic selection of roles is rounded off by the music video for Alice in Chains’ Hollow. Just to be clear, I’m not mocking her career. OK, I am, but I’m not mocking her. On the contrary, I thought her performance in The Way was really good and showed lots of range.

Another thing it showed was a whole lot of Eli Jane nude. I don’t mean in terms of time or quantity of scenes; there were only two of them, and they were quite short. I’m talking more in terms of square inches of skin shown. Now, I don’t know what the number actually is, but I know it’s equivalent to every square inch she has. Yes, in her first nude scene, Eli Jane is completely naked. Full frontal, boobs, ass, legs (if you’re a time traveller from the 1940s), feet (if you’re one of those people) – whatever you want to see, the movie’s got you covered. In the scene, her character, Jane Arcs, a death row inmate with a heart of gold, gets strip searched before her execution because… reasons. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit peeved that there are prison bars between her and the camera, but nothing is concealed throughout, so it’s ignorable.

Later in the film, there’s an Eli Jane sex scene between her character and a prison officer who is also her boyfriend on the sly. No full frontal this time, but we do get a nice close shot of her sideboob across a broad range of arm configurations, which is actually quite important in what angle and shape of boob you get to see. Also, there are no metal bars in the way this time. The scene is a bit dark, but with the eternal magic of color correction, I’ve gotten the material to where it needs to be for visibility.

I do have to say, the setting of the prison, strip search, jailhouse catfights – they all evoke a much earlier era, one where women in prison films were significantly more commonplace. I mean, all this movie was missing was for a fight to happen in the showers, or indeed any shower scene, but on the whole, I am glad to see the women in prison genre slowly coming back. Hopefully we get more offering in the near future, and if they’re from other Iranian directors, then no complaints from me. The Way does not, as I write, have a blu ray release, so in the meantime, enjoy the screencaps from the HD stream of the Eli Jane nude scenes from the film below.

Amy Smart Nude – Crank: High Voltage – Blu ray

Amy Smart Nude
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Original post: October 27, 2012

Amy Smart has proven time and time again that she truly cares for sad old men with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than beat off in front of their computers. First she gave us the classic nude scene from Road Trip, which honestly was the only thing that made that film watchable. Then there was a string of body double scenes, much to the dismay of many, but she’s now more than made up for it with Crank: High Voltage. This movie is, of course, well known, for the gratuitous scenes of Amy Smart as a stripper, but something flew a little under most people’s radars. Observe…

Yep, that’s right. Amy Smart’s neatly-shaven vajayjay in all its glory. And if that’s not clear enough for you, scroll down and check out the screencaps of all eight frames in which it’s visible. I’m honestly surprised this made it past the editors, particularly considering the censorship effort gone through to pixellate two other longer scenes in which we would have had a good look. I’m still trying to figure out whether it was left in as an Easter egg, or whether whoever edited the film never got another job again. It ain’t the only time too. Not that it’s much, but…

…we get a good lip slip while Amy Smart is straddling the luckiest extra on the planet. Honestly, I wonder why they even bothered with the nipple tape, but hey, maybe that’s just someone’s thing. There isn’t really enough footage for a video of the sex scene on the horse track with Jason Statham, but you can see the caps of that below and the GIFs on Tumblr, as well as the caps and clips from the strip club scene, the altercation with the police and Amy Smart getting molested by a prostitute in the back of a police car.

Kristen Stewart Nude – On The Road – Blu ray

Kristen Stewart Nude
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Original post: October 22, 2012

Kristen Stewart’s nude scene from On The Road has finally made it to blu-ray. My long-time readers may remember when I first featured this scene back in July, taking the caps from a camcorder recording of the Cannes screening that had gotten itself leaked onto the internet. Well, now we no longer have to try to fap to blurry, pixelated, shaky footage. We’ve gone up in the world.

The film seems to throw back to Brokeback Mountain in many ways – ranging from the time frame, the scenic shots, the strained relationships, et cetera – but it lacks much of the charm of the latter. Brokeback’s characters were tragic and relatable even to straight audiences, whereas the characters in this film inspired nothing but contempt in me. For those who aren’t aware of the theme of the story, it centers around members of the Beat Generation, the mentally handicapped younger siblings of the Great Generation and predecessors of the accursed hippies. Honestly, I only cheered when bad things happened to the characters.

But who cares about all of that? The film is littered with sex scenes and nudity from Kristen Stewart and others… but mostly Kristen Stewart… which is fine. I feel like for a two-and-a-half hour film, they could have been a bit more generous with the titties, but the current selection is palatable enough. This movie is just one more example in a trend of new releases featuring actresses who had never done nude scenes before suddenly jumping into the deep end, and for that I am eternally thankful. Caps and clips are below, and the GIFset’s on Tumblr.

NEWS: Will We See Lily James Nude in Pam & Tommy?

First of all, yes, that is Lily James on the left as Pamela Anderson – and if you live under a rock, that is also Lily James nude from The Exception on the right. That film came out in 2016, and as I write, it remains the last nude scene than the actress has done. Furthermore, if you don’t count the very brief flash of nip in Secret Diary of a Call Girl, it’s the only nude scene she’s ever done. Now I’ve been hearing rumors that that trend will be ending on February 2, when Pam & Tommy releases on Hulu, Disney+, and Star+ (depending on where you live). I’ve done a bit of research on the topic since waiting those 3 weeks for a definite answer just seems too long. It’s complicated, but I think fairly clear.

Meet Marissa Hoffman. She’s got a role in Pam & Tommy, she’ll be in front of the camera, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her. In fact, in situations like these, it tends to be hit-or-miss whether she’ll even be in the rolling credits at the end of the episodes. I assume you’ve all already figured out where this is going. It’s been reported by numerous news sources, including the UK’s most famed purveyor of truth and purely objective journalism, that Marissa Hoffman will be Lily James’ body double for her sex scenes with Sebastian Stan, who is playing Tommy Lee. It’s not clear whether Sebastian Stan will be using a body double as well, but unconfirmed rumors suggest that this role will be filled by Morgan Freeman.

But that’s just for the sex scenes, right? We’re totally gonna be seeing Lily James naked left, right, and center in a bunch of steamy topless scenes that don’t involve sex, right? Well, said scenes might exist, and they might be done without a double, but before you get too excited, I’d like to draw your attention to the picture of Lily James in the red swimsuit in character. Notice anything? Nothing, are you sure? What about if you go back to the picture of her bare tits at the top of the post and compare? Lily James’ boobs are B cups. In the swimsuit picture, they’re DD cups. But how can this be? She hasn’t had any breast augmentation surgery (and Lily, if you’re reading this, please never do), so what gives? The answer is prosthetics, a chest piece, as reported by the UK’s most serious and high class source of news.

The above image is from The Exception too. Sorry, I thought I might close off on a good note. Although, all that said, the chest piece will only be covering her breasts, and she hasn’t said anything about wearing a prosthetic pussy, so for all we know, we might get a 4K close-up of her spread open vagina. I mean, I’m not saying that we will, but we might. Hope was the last thing to come out of Lily’s Box, after all. Or was that Pandora?

Bethany Orr Naked – Excess Flesh – Blu ray

As I write, there’s only one film in which we can see Bethany Orr naked, and this is it. Excess Flesh is a sweet and delightful little psychological thriller, the virtues of which I extolled when I covered the scenes in which we see co-star Mary Loveless naked. In the interest of brevity, I won’t be repeating what I’d said in that post, so either go read that (and fap to Mary Loveless while you do) or simply watch the movie, which, if you enjoy the genre at all, is a pretty damn good watch, with or without the revolving door of nude scenes in it.

I’m going to just plop here, to clear any confusion nice and early, that the lovely and talented actress is also known as Effie Lavore, which she goes by in social media and the like. In all her projects to date, she has been credited as Bethany Orr, except for her earliest projects, where she was credited as B. Love Orr. For those struggling to make the connection, her full name is Bethany Love Orr, so Lavore is a phonetic truncation for her Love and Orr. I’ll be referring to her as Bethany Orr in this article not out of disrespect, but purely because that’s what she’s credited as in the movie this is covering. My gratitude goes out to the gentlemen and scholars over at IMDB for collating all of this information, meaning I could spend less time researching and therefore more time fapping, as God intended.

With the exception of the first nude scene, one quite early in the movie, you do have to strain your eyes a bit to properly catch Bethany Orr naked in it. Not unlike with the Mary Loveless nude scenes, the nudity in Excess Flesh isn’t especially gratuitous. I rarely say this because in 99% of films, it’s simply untrue, but in Excess Flesh, the nudity seems to genuinely be for artistic purpose rather than solely to sell tickets and blu rays. That said, director Patrick Kennelly has only included naked actors in one of his other projects, a music video, and… well, let’s just say that to call it gratuitous would be like calling Death Valley, California warm. If you’re interested, the full, uncensored video is up on Vimeo (it contains a lot of peepee; you’ve been warned).

Back to the Bethany Orr nude scenes, the first one appears about 6 minutes into the film, when her character Jill goes to weigh herself in her bathroom. Desperate to get that number as low as possible, she undresses before stepping onto the scale, leaving herself naked save for a pair of pink dotted panties with an adorable little bow. This is the most gratuitous of the nude scenes in the film and arguably the only one in which we get a long(ish), clear(ish), uninterrupted(ish) look at the good stuff. So get your faps in early, I guess.

After this first time we see Bethany Orr topless, the rest of the scenes are more dependent on some good old-fashioned video scrubbing to catch the money shots. The next time we see Bethany Orr nude, she actually is completely naked, and to be fair, a very large proportion of her shaved crotch gets screen time. If she didn’t go for the Brazilian wax/shave, there would certainly be a lot of bush on screen. Because she does, however, there’s no bush and no actual definable pussy lips visible, which in a way is the worst of both worlds. Still squeezed in a good fap to her upper crotch skin, though, and you can too if you try hard enough.

In what is the last nude scene of the film – and, quite poetically, extremely close to the end, like the first one was extremely close to the beginning – we get a lovely helping of Bethany Orr’s sideboob as she rampages around a kitchen. But wait, one does not rampage around a kitchen before cutting up one’s top, of course. So having done that, what’s left of her top often exposes her right boob as she flails around in a feast of nip slips to make even the Super Bowl proud (or explosively enraged; I forget what their reaction was).

So for those of you who can’t be bothered to scrub through the video for the nip flashes, Fapsmith has scrubbed for your sins, and you can enjoy the sacred moments of Bethany Orr nude – or, if you prefer, Effie Lavore nude – below.